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When I went to school the next day, I was found in the teaching office again. As soon as I entered, I saw Chen Wei and the others standing side by side in front of Teacher Sun, and there was another Wu Jiaguang. 【 | 】

"Okay, we're all here, right? Let's talk about it. You took a lot of classmates to skip two classes. What did you do?" Seeing that I was also standing in the queue, Teacher Sun spoke.

We looked at each other, wide-eyed and small-eyed, but no one spoke.

"Tell me, are you going to fight again?" Teacher Sun suddenly yelled, with an angry look on his face, it seemed that he was very angry.

"No, they just went out to play, but we didn't take them out, we don't know who has gone out!" Chen Wei muttered in a low voice.

"Going out to play?" Teacher Sun walked up to Ai Hongwei, pulled Ai Hongwei's face with his hand, and raised Ai Hongwei's hand again. How did you get these injuries when you went out to play? "

"Report, these injuries of mine were caused by myself, not from a fight!" Ai Hongwei said solemnly.

"You made it yourself?" Teacher Sun stared at Ai Hongwei, pointed to his face and said, "How did you make this face?"

"Oh, I accidentally hit the ground." Ai Hongwei said.

"Then what about your hand, can your hand hit the ground?"

"Because my face hit the ground, when I got angry, I punched the wall and it broke!" Ai Hongwei said again.

"Just make it up!" Teacher Sun said angrily.

"Hehe, teacher, he really didn't make it up. He had diarrhea yesterday and ran to the toilet again and again, which made his legs weak. Then when he was squatting in the pit, his legs felt tired, so he stretched out from the pit. You also know that there are steps in this latrine, and he fell headfirst and hit the ground face first. Didn’t he bruise his face? We all saw it. Fortunately, he fell out, and he wanted to If you fall in, you will fall into the latrine!" After Chen Wei said with a playful smile, all of us laughed, and only Ai Hongwei had a hard time, but he could only hold back and dare not attack.

"Nonsense, then why did he hit the wall with his hands!" Teacher Sun shouted angrily.

"Didn't it mean that he fell from the latrine, was seen by many people, and felt ashamed, so he vented his anger on the wall, punched the wall, and broke his hand!" Chen Wei continued to make up nonsense.

"Just make it up, no one can worry about it. You said your parents worked so hard to pay for your schooling. Is it easy? You don't know how to study hard, but you know that truancy is causing trouble..." Teacher Sun also said There is no way to deal with us hob meat, so he started his political and ideological education again.

"Teacher, we know we were wrong!" In order not to listen to Mr. Sun's nonsense, we quickly admitted our mistake with one voice. There is no way, if we let him continue, we will probably all be like Monkey Sun who was chanted with a magic spell, and our heads hurt to death. , Say I was wrong, and there will be no loss of meat, anyway, we are used to it.

"Know what's wrong? You still know what's wrong. You don't change after repeated admonitions. You take truancy as a routine. No, I can't spare you this time. All of you, all classes will be suspended for a day. Go back and write an inspection seriously. Profound, leave it to me the next day, if the writing is not profound enough, I will report it to the principal and give you a serious demerit!" In fact, Teacher Sun has nothing to do with us. After the last parent meeting, he did not dare to invite parents again. But they have to deal with us, so they can only repeat the same old tune and carry out the inspection to the end.

Teacher Sun's decision, to Chen Wei and the others, was like rewarding them, because they could stay open and aboveboard for a whole day without going to school.

However, for me, this is definitely a more severe punishment than any other punishment, because I have to write the inspection of this group of people by myself, whoever I provoke, my life is so miserable!

In the dormitory, all of us were there, including Wu Jiaguang who came to our room.

"Brother Nine, I'm sorry to trouble you, you can also help me write this inspection, and I don't care if I have an extra share!" Wu Jiaguang shamelessly said to me who was writing the inspection quickly.

"Get out, write it yourself, what a mess!" I said without raising my head. Fortunately, I made a condition. Before I finished writing the inspection, they were not allowed to abandon me and go to be cool by myself.

"Don't worry, one sheep is also chased, and a flock of sheep is also chased, not one more!" Wu Jiaguang continued to be soft and stubborn.

"That's right, Jiu'er, you can help write it. Anyway, Old Wu also skipped school to help us to write the examination, and when Zhang Xionghao and the others came to our No. [-] Middle School, if it weren't for Old Wu, we would have suffered a lot. You can do it for me!" Chen Wei also said with a smile at this time, and threw a cigarette to Wu Jiaguang and said, "Okay, old Wu, Jiu'er agreed, so don't worry!"

I Cao!When did I agree?However, what Chen Wei said is also reasonable. Wu Jiaguang is indeed a man, and he has been kind to me. If he hadn't found out that we were fighting and called someone to rush out to rescue him in time, I'm not sure what would have happened to me. , I guess it’s not as simple as a mild concussion. Thinking about it this way, I raised my head resentfully, looked at Wu Jiaguang, and said nothing, expressing my acquiescence.

"Come on, Brother Nine, light it up, smoke one, and stimulate your mental activity!" Wu Jiaguang was quite good at it, lit the cigarette that Chen Wei threw to him, and put it in my mouth: "Is it hot?" , I'll fan you!"

As he said that, Wu Jiaguang opened his big palm-like hand again, and fanned it around my head. A weak breeze made me feel a bit chilly, and I suddenly felt that Wu Jiaguang was just like the one in "Journey to the West" stealing cassocks. All black fur monsters have a pair of bear paws.

"By the way, boss, what are we going to do after Jiu'er finishes writing the check?" At this time, Zhang Zhenyu asked Chen Wei aloud.

"What are you going to do?" Chen Wei thought for a while, looked at us and said, "Do you still have enough money?"

"There is not much money left. Last night we drank with Zhang Xionghao and the others, and spent a lot of money. Damn, Zhang Xionghao drank too much. He didn't pay a penny!" Wang Xin said at this time.

"What should I do if I don't have any money? This month has just passed the first ten days, and I can't go home to ask for money. We have to save some money to buy steamed buns and hot sauce!" Chen Yang said again at this time.

"Hey, I remembered, there is a little glasses, what is it called, Andy Lau, right? Didn't he ask us to help him hit a No. 50 middle school student named Xu Zihou? He said that if he hit him, he would give it to us [-] yuan, is there such a thing?" Chen Wei said suddenly.

"What Andy Lau, this stupid pen is called Liu Bohua, there is such a thing, why, boss, you still want to hit that Xu Zihou?" Wang Shangfei looked at Chen Wei and asked.

"Crap! Of course, haven't I told you all that, to be a human being, you must keep your promises, right? If you have promised others, then you must do it, or you should not promise!" Chen Wei taught us in a serious manner, but in fact, I knew that he was thinking about the 50 yuan.

"Besides, I asked Wang Dong yesterday that Xu Zihou was not doing well in the eleventh high school. Didn't Zhang Xionghao say that he would help if he wanted to beat Xu Zihou!" Chen Wei said again.

"Well, yes, he said that!" I remembered it so well, so I chimed in too.

"It's none of your business, write yours quickly!" Chen Wei gave me a blank look, and then made up his mind and said, "Okay, that's it, after Jiu'er finishes writing the check, let's find Xiao Glasses first, and then go to Eleven Middle School, find Xu Zihou !"

I wrote this check all morning. During lunch, thanks to Wu Jiaguang’s generosity, he invited each of us to eat a piece of dough, and didn’t let us continue eating steamed buns and dipping them in spicy sauce. I want it at home.

After eating the noodles, we waited for Little Glasses Liu Bohua at the gate of No. [-] Middle School.

Finally, Little Glasses came to the school on his coquettish Xiaokun car 10 minutes before class started. We rushed up and surrounded Little Glasses with rare smiling faces, but he probably thought we were The wolf smiles because he looks scared.

"Wei... Viagra, I'm fine, what are you guys doing?" Little Glasses said to us while riding on the bike, his legs on the ground trembling, making me think he might be hit by the bike anytime. The possibility of hitting the ground, there is an urge to help him, there is no way, I am so kind!

"You come down first, and I didn't say what's wrong with you!" Chen Wei said to the little glasses with a smile, probably he was also worried that the little glasses would fall to the ground.

"Oh." Little Glasses agreed, got out of the car, thought about it for a while, and then said smartly: "Oh, I see, is it because you and the eleventh middle school were fighting at the gate of our school? Didn't you go out to help?"

"What? You didn't help?" Chen Wei was stunned after hearing this, and looked at Wu Jiaguang.

Wu Jiaguang hurriedly said: "Well, he didn't come out to help!"

"No, Viagra, listen to me, I really want to help, but you see me like this, I can't help you, and maybe I will make you messy!" At this time, the little glasses hurriedly said Justify yourself.

"Oh, it's fine, and I didn't expect you to help." After hearing this, Chen Wei continued to laugh and patted the shoulder of the little glasses, bent over the little glasses, and said, "We are here to tell you good news! "

"Good news?" Little Glasses looked at us suspiciously, as if looking at a group of big wolf dogs staring at him: "What good news?"

"The good news is..." Chen Wei also imitated the way the host of the awards show on TV announced the results for the final winners, and paused for a while, after guessing that the heart of the little glasses would jump out, Then he shouted like chicken blood: "We have decided to beat Xu Zihou for you!"

As soon as Chen Wei finished yelling, we all looked at the little glasses with a smile, hoping to see the expression of gratitude from the little glasses to us.

However, the little glasses stood there stupidly, without expression at all, which made us all cool down instantly like a raging fire being doused by a pot of cold water.

"That...you're not happy, don't you really want to hit Xu Zihou?" Chen Wei asked Little Glasses wonderingly.

"I don't want to hit him anymore!" Little Glasses blinked his eyes and said.

"What, why?" We yelled together, isn't the 50 yuan going to waste?

"Well, it's like this, I've already broken up with my girlfriend!" Little Glasses said calmly.

"We broke up, why, is it because of Xu Zihou? Then you should hit him even more!" Chen Wei suddenly felt that there was hope again, and hurriedly asked Little Glasses.

"No, we broke up peacefully, because of our emotional discord!" Little Glasses said seriously.

"I'm Cao! We broke up peacefully? You still have a bad relationship, who the hell did you learn these words from?" Chen Wei asked Little Glasses with a depressed expression.

"On TV, isn't that what people say about divorce scenes in TV dramas!" Little Glasses said innocently, but we were all so angry that we wanted to tear his face apart.

"Nimma, you just broke up with your partner, so you won't fight, why do you think it's so beautiful!" I couldn't bear it anymore, and I didn't like the little glasses at the beginning: "Fuck! We **** I had several fights with Zhang Xionghao and the others, wasn’t it because of you, Nima, I’ve lived in the hospital for a few days, no, you have to fight this fight, or you have to fight if you don’t fight!”

Chen Wei and the others looked at me in surprise, they didn't expect that I would lose my temper first, and then Wang Shangfei smiled and said, "Yes, you have to fight if you fight, or you have to fight if you don't fight!"

"But, I've already broken up with my girlfriend, why should I beat her up!" Little Glasses said aggrievedly.

"Then I don't care, now you go with us, go to Eleventh Middle School, and find Xu Zihou!" I grabbed the arm of the little glasses. , There is a harbinger of crying.

"Yes, let's go now, remember the 50 yuan you promised us!" Chen Wei said with a smile.

"But, I still have to go to school!" Little Glasses looked back at the school gate, and at this moment, the gatekeeper had already closed the gate.

"Go to Nima Pen Learning, don't we all go, let's go!" I yelled again into my small glasses.

"Oh." Little Glasses had no choice but to push his Xiaokun car and follow us forward. I always followed Little Glasses and never left him. I couldn't let him run away.

"Jiu'er is so crazy today, he looks like a domineering animal, but he really doesn't look like him!" I heard Ai Hongwei in front of me talking to Chen Wei, although the voice was low, but I still heard it.

Chen Wei looked back at me with a smile, and then whispered to Ai Hongwei: "Didn't he have a concussion? It's probably a sequela!"

I Cao!I am depressed, and what makes me even more depressed is that the little glasses obviously heard the conversation between Chen Wei and Ai Hongwei, and then looked at me with terrified eyes, and moved to the side. Those eyes were clearly looking at another psycho .

"Look at Nima!" I snarled at the little glasses, and the little glasses quickly lowered their heads and moved a little further away from me. Chen Wei and the others burst out laughing.

Let Xiaoglass put the car at the gate of No. [-] Middle School, and we went to Eleven Middle School by bus. Of course, Xiaoglass paid for the ticket.

After arriving at No. [-] Middle School, of course, the No. [-] Middle School had already started class, so we came to the open-air billiard court again. We happened to see two students from No. [-] Middle School playing billiards. We both knew each other well. , They were there when they were drinking the night before.

As soon as these two people saw us, they greeted us with a smile and asked us what we were here for.

After we all smiled and nodded to these two people, Chen Wei asked them: "Is your Brother Xiong at school?"

One of the two men nodded and said, "It should be here. I saw him before class and asked him to play ball with us." Afterwards, the man smiled lewdly and said, "However, Brother Xiong has been chasing a little girl in the first grade of junior high school for the past two days, and he followed her behind, so he didn't come!"

"Grass! This pen is also a **!" Chen Wei and we all smiled, and then Chen Wei said to the two of them; "Then what, you help me call him out, I have something to do with him!"