Love on campus: the protector of beauties

"Ahem, that...how did you find out about such a secret thing?" Tianyi, an idiot, coughed awkwardly, and actually went to ask for "scriptures".

"Hey, want to learn? It's very simple! It's the first time a virgin is a sullen type. I was in the first two moves of the test, and you immediately carried out strict defense. What does this mean? It means that you have not been dealt with before. If you want to change the guy who has already been dealt with, once you make a move, the other guy will open his legs as much as he wants, with a happy face and let you fuck him enough." This tall and strong man doesn't need to be a "sex expert" Yes, I have graduated from university directly, and now I am at least a doctorate level.

Tian Xiaozi was speechless.He suddenly realized that he was too idle to talk about such shameless topics with such a shameless guy.Immediately, he yawned, turned his head lazily, and continued to look at the scenery outside.

That Gao Dazhuang was taken aback for a moment, and found that Tian Xiaozi didn't have a cold for him?Immediately, the fellow came up shamelessly, winking and gossiping: "Hey, let me ask you, what is your relationship with that Han Bingbing in our class? What do I think of you, have you been following her just now?"

Tian Xiaozi turned his head, looked at Han Bingbing who was still whispering to Zhang Shan in front of him, shrugged his shoulders and said, "It doesn't matter, it's just a classmate relationship."

"Tsk tsk, good classmate relationship, everyone goes to school when you go to school. Why are you still playing "tail travel"?" After the boy said something bloody, he leaned over again and looked around with a pair of mouse eyes , said in a low voice: "Don't say I don't take care of you. I have ecstasy here, spray it on, and make sure you can get that Bai Fumei on the bed tonight. Of course, as for the raw rice cooked, you Whether to go to the bureau for a while, or become the son-in-law from now on, that is beyond my responsibility. How about it? 60 yuan! I don’t want you for 60 yuan, I don’t want you for thirty, thirty…”

Tian Yibai glanced at him, and said lazily: "You should keep that kind of thing for yourself, right?"

This Gao Dazhuang is "one plan fails, another plan is another", his eyes rolled, and he came to pay attention again: "Well, brother knows that you have no money. If this is the case, you should start a business with me. You Help me run errands, I am responsible for paying the money, the money I earn, I will give you one, how about it?"

Tianyi didn't speak.

"Okay, I'm eight and you are two. Shit! That's not enough, I'm seven and you are three, right?"

Tian Xiaozi couldn't stand this guy's noise anymore, and said helplessly: "I didn't hit you, how could you make money selling those things on campus? Besides, if the teacher confiscates you, you will lose all your money." homeless."

"Hey, don't worry about that. I thought of the most profitable idea!" A sinister smile appeared on that guy's face for a moment.

Tianyi was really interested, and asked curiously, "What idea?"

"Let's go sell cucumbers!"

"..."

Tianyi wiped off his cold sweat, and said puzzledly, "I don't discriminate against uncle farmers, but how much money can I make selling cucumbers?"

"Hey, boy! Don't you understand?" The tall man patted Tianyi's shoulder, then shook his head triumphantly and said, "I watched the stars at night, and after I opened the eyes of reincarnation, I spied the secret of heaven. In our school, there is a dormitory for women, where can I buy cucumbers? Send it!"