Love on campus: the protector of beauties

If ordinary people listen to this guy's words, they will definitely be shocked on the spot.But this day, the boy didn't know whether he was really stupid or fake. He scratched his head and said with a serious look: "Well, that's a good idea! I've heard from Mama Zhao that the eldest lady also uses cucumbers. Make a mask. Girls, you should like it very much!"

"You're so stupid! Cucumbers are not just used for facial masks." The tall man looked at Tianyi with strange eyes, and said in a sullen manner.

"Hey, besides eating and making facial masks, can cucumbers be used for other things?" Tianyi, a silly boy, asked a very Spartan question.

When Gao Dazhuang heard this, he opened his mouth and wanted to say it, but he couldn't say it after thinking for a long time.In the end, a black thread smashed his mouth, and said helplessly: "Cucumbers can also be used to self-mutilate! When you see a girl who can't think about it and stabs herself with a cucumber, then you will understand."

"That's it!" Tian Xiaozi nodded, with an expression of sudden realization.

That Gao Dazhuang gave him a strange look, smacked his lips, and muttered: "There are such stupid idiots. You probably won't even be able to marry a wife in the future!"

Unexpectedly, Tian Yi heard this, and the latter asked back: "What about you? Do you have a wife?"

"Yes! There are two more, the eldest wife and a concubine." Knowing that the guy was proud, he blurted out.

With cold sweat on his head, Tian Yi stretched out a finger in embarrassment, scratched his face, and said in a puzzled way: "According to the laws of our country, marrying two people is a crime of bigamy. Besides, you didn't come here to get married." age?"

"Cut!" The tall and strong white one glanced at Tianyi, stretched out his right hand, and then said to him, "Come on, let me introduce you, this is my eldest wife!" Continued: "This is my concubine!"

"Pfft, cough cough..." Tian Yi almost choked to death on his own saliva.

While the two were chatting away, the glasses teacher above pushed the frame and said to the audience, "get out of class is over!"

For a while, the students who had nothing to do just now were yelling like ghosts, as if they were high on drugs.

Tianyi glanced at the eldest lady sitting in the front seat, and found that the latter was still sitting there. It seemed that what happened just now had frightened her, so she didn't want to run around.Moreover, this little girl was thinking that after going back, no matter what, even if she threatened to "run away from home", she would let her father drive Tianyi back.

After going through this horrible incident and almost dying, she changed her view of Tianyi a lot.Moreover, it seems that he is much more honest and docile, at least he will not dare to run around next time.

"Hey, brat! He said you're boring." Just as Tianyi was looking at Han Bingbing's back, Gao Dazhuang looked at him and Qianli's back in front, and said with a smile: "You kid? Don't pretend. According to my white eyes, these two girls are the most beautiful in the class, and they will probably become the top two girls in the class. It is even possible to squeeze into the list of the top ten girls in the new class of Wolong University. See, There are so many diaosi, tall, handsome and rich in our class, and all the "werewolves" are targeting them."

"Top Ten School Flower List? What is that stuff?" Tianyi started to make 2 mistakes again.

"Boy, you don't even know this? In the future, don't say you know me!" Gao Dazhuang looked at the silly boy in front of him with a look of "Martian" and said in puzzlement.