Rebirth of King Zhou
Chapter 262 1 The Tricky Artifact of a Group of Girls
Chapter 262
It was like an eternal dream that was extremely long and hard to wake up from.
When Grandpa Zhu and Jin Yang'er were earnestly designing and refining the "horcrux suit" for Zi Xing in the "hell world", Zi Xing's "soul body" was not idle.
The soul of Zi Xing is in a completely strange, nameless world surrounded by gray fog all year round, and is lonely on a soul journey.
In this "gray world" where even a little bit of vitality does not exist, I drifted over and over again, only feeling lonely and lonely.
Zi Xing's temper is not very good, and he couldn't help cursing, from the eleven "soul fighters" to this "damn area"... After that day, Zi Xing learned about this "grey area", It was his true self's "soul fork" that he knew he had scolded the wrong person.
……
The soul of Zixing has been invaded by "foreign enemies" many times, and has rich experience in escaping.
At that time, Zi Xing could not bear the astonishing energy erupted by the "Power of Ten Wings".He was afraid that his "soul body" would be torn apart by that out-of-control force, so he instinctively fled to the "deepest part of the soul".
Of course, although Zixing's soul power is strong, it is not yet strong enough to enter the "deepest part of the soul".His "soul body" just escaped to the "soul fork".This is far enough to ensure that his "soul body" will not be affected by energy.
After hiding in this perfect place for about three days and three nights, Zi Xing estimated that the huge crisis brought to him by the "Soul Fighter" should have passed, so he wanted to sneak back to see the changes in the situation.
Frankly speaking, Zi Xing only needs to keep speeding "following the old road", and he can return to his own "sea of consciousness" in just one day and one night.There is no "blocking tiger" blocking his way.
It's a pity, when Zixing's crisis strikes, he just runs for his life in a panic and reckless, how could he think of finding his way?Therefore, he tragically "lost his way".
The nature of the "lost" this time is completely different from the "lost" of a countryman going to an unfamiliar metropolis; Zixing, more like a spaceship with exhausted energy, has become "space junk" , Drifting in the vast universe... There is no way to find the correct "way back".
Therefore, one can imagine how bad Zi Xing is in these days!
It's not easy for a person to swear at "air". If an opponent appears in front of him, Zi Xing really wants to fight hard.It doesn't matter even if the one being beaten up by Fatty is his own deity.He needs a hearty vent.
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Fortunately, according to Grandpa Zhu's plan, he planned to call Zi Xing's soul back after the complete set of "Horcruxes" was refined in "Silent Flame".The more than half a month when Zixing's soul was lonely and waiting for help was the time when the "horcrux suit" was forged.
The "Horcrux Suit" has been turned into a very cool version of the holy clothes.
With the aesthetic vision of the comprehension world represented by Grandpa Zhu, this "Horcrux suit" looks weird.People in this comprehension world are used to the heavy metal feeling of "armor", and think that it can reflect the majestic atmosphere; "The texture of the atmosphere is a "defective product".Anyway, it doesn't matter how you look at it.Grandpa Zhu thinks.
But Jin Yang'er is very satisfied with this set of "Horcruxes", and it is certain that Zi Xing will also like it.Grandpa Zhu couldn't express any different opinions.Dissatisfaction can only be kept in my heart.He thought to himself: It doesn't matter.Anyway, this kind of Horcrux that looks like a "clown" costume is not for me to wear on my body, Zi Xing thinks it will be fine if there is no problem...
After refining the "Horcrux" and confiscating the "Silent Flame", it is simply a trivial matter for Grandpa Zhu's consciousness to enter the "Consciousness Sea" of Azusa Star to find a certain man who has lost his way.
But Grandpa Zhu is lazy and self-confident, he doesn't want to do such miscellaneous things.The old man cleverly put the whole set of "Horcruxes" on Zi Xing's body, and let the eleven newly born Horcrux "spirits" sneak into the depths of Zi Xing's soul to find the male pig's feet.
The eleven "artifact spirits" are not the eleven bitter "forced" "soul fighters".And it is indeed the newly born "artifact spirit" of the "Horcrux".Don't be surprised, when a "Horcrux" reaches a certain level, it's a matter of course for the birth of an "Artifact Spirit".
The "Horcrux" refined by Grandpa Zhu's method would be shameful without the "Spirit of the Artifact".
……
Zixing is "living like years" in depression.
Suddenly Zixing reached out to 'rub' her eyes.He was in a trance, thinking that he was delusional.
It turns out he wasn't blind.Not far from him, there were eleven little girls floating.
The little girls appeared to be between five and eight years old.Surprisingly, they knew non-human beings at a glance.
It is true that the little girls have the childish and lovely appearance of human beings.But their skin colors are too weird, they are "red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, purple, black, white, light gold, transparent" and other eleven "colors".
Zi Xing and the eleven little girls stared at each other for quite a while.Only then did Zi Xing come to his senses, and greeted them: "It's the first time we meet, please take care of me..."
In such a lonely world, Zi Xing welcomes a group of moving creatures, even if they are all "dumb" with speech impediments.
The "Qi Ling" are certainly not dumb.
Because the "Horcrux" they are attached to is currently wearing on Zi Xing's body, they also have the authority to communicate with Zi Xing through words.They could understand what Zi Xing said; of course Zi Xing could understand what they said.
The red girl spoke first, with a proud tone: "You are called 'Zixin', right?"
Zi Xing thinks these little girls are very cute when they look childish but pretend to be decent.So I couldn't help joking with her: "So what if I'm Zi Xing?"
Another "orange girl" rushed to answer: "If you are Zixin, we will allow you to answer a few of our questions. If you answer us satisfactorily, we will show you a clear path and take you back to your hometown. In my own 'sea of consciousness'."
The other girls are also unwilling to be lonely, you say what I say, and ask Zi Xing to "grasp it well", not to "miss the opportunity", "lost here for the rest of my life..." one set .
When Zi Xing heard that he could take him out of this "ghost place", hope arose in his heart.
While feeling that these little girls are very cute, I can't help but feel puzzled in my heart. I don't know how credible what they said?
Suddenly a flash of inspiration came to mind.Zi Xing secretly scolded himself for being "confused", how could he have forgotten to encounter difficult questions of this level, and asking "framework" is the wisest choice.
Zi Xing quickly turned to "Frame" for help.
After about 1 minute, Zi Xing had a clear understanding of the origins of those girls.
He thought to himself: It turned out to be a group of "artifact spirits".Grandpa Zhu was kind enough to help me refine those "thorn-headed" soul fighters into a complete set of "horcrux suits", which would save me a lot of time for domestication.Well, by the way, the group of "artifact spirits" said that they wanted to ask me some questions. They probably wanted to test the intended owner of my "Horcrux suit" and see if they liked them.If this is the case, you should answer carefully, but you can't be sloppy...
Thinking of this, Zi Xing, who had made up his mind, said to the little girls kindly: "Okay, if you have any questions, just ask. I will answer honestly."
This attitude is barely passable.
The "red girl" seemed to be the eldest among them, so she had the right to be the first to ask questions.She asked Azusa a seemingly simple question: "Hmm. Do you like 'horcruxes'?"
faint.Azusa couldn't laugh or cry: Why do you ask such a simple and easy-to-answer question.
I saw that the little girls were all serious, with serious faces.Zixing opened her mouth, just about to answer.A flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind.
Uh, if you want to answer this simple question to the satisfaction of the "little girls", it is not easy at all.
I remember listening to a "master of picking up girls" in my previous life and gained valuable experience. The question of "Qi Ling", to put it bluntly, is exactly the same as the most frequently asked question by women, "Do you love me?"
Master summary: Wrong answer a: "Love." Wrong answer b: "Is there any need to ask?" Wrong answer c: "Are you annoying?"
The master-level standard answer is: look at the other party lovingly for three seconds, then nod solemnly, and at the same time make a "hmm" sound, and then hold her in his arms...
Master’s analysis: answer a will make her feel that you are not serious enough to play tricks on her; answer b will make her feel that your love for her is not firm enough, and she will definitely ask you to give her a clear answer. , Enough to annoy you; the answer c must be followed by a big fight or a cold war.In fact, a woman has a very good idea of whether a man loves her or not. She is just acting like a baby when she asks this question. You make her happier than answering anything by hugging her and kissing her...
After Zi Xingfu reached his heart, he basically answered the little girl's question according to the standard answers provided by the master.It's just that he couldn't hug the group of "artifact spirits" directly, so Zixing shook the hand of the "red girl" and asked her to act as the representative of her sisters.
Needless to say, the little girls are very satisfied with Zi Xing's answer.
All are happy.
……
However, the little girl has many problems. "Orange Girl" then asked: "Do you think our 'skin' color' looks good?"
With the experience of dealing with it for the first time, Zi Xing became more familiar with it.
The other party's question is similar to that of a woman asking her boyfriend: "Does this dress look good on me?"
Incorrect answer a: "It's pretty." Incorrect answer b: "It's not bad." Incorrect answer c: "It's really pretty. My wife looks good in anything."
Standard answer: "Come, come, come, let me take a look..." After she finished turning around shyly, he pulled her over, took her hand, looked at him with a smile and said, "It's really pretty. .”
Analysis: Answer a will make her feel that you are dealing with her; answer b will make her feel unconfident, and you should feel good about what she wears in her heart; but if it really looks good, like answer c, she will think that you are not good at talking sincere.So, if you want to show how serious you are about the question she asked, you have to take a closer look...
Having previous life experience is not bad.Zi Xing did the same thing, let the "Qi Ling" go around, then held the hand of "Qi Ling" representing "Orange Girl", and replied: Your skin color, really...
……
Another "yellow girl" continued to ask questions: "Your friend Jin Yanger, we also know each other. What do you think of her?"
Well, it’s like a girlfriend in Zi Xing’s previous life. After she introduced her best friend to you, she asked when she got home, “What do you think of my friend?”
Wrong answer a: "It's pretty." Wrong answer b: "Not very good, far worse than you." Wrong answer c: "I didn't pay much attention to her."
Standard answer: I think she is very sincere to you, and you should cherish such a friend.
Analysis: The answer a is purely for nothing. A woman will never allow you to say good things about other women in front of her (except, of course, mother.); the answer b sounds too fake; the answer c you must think It's a clever answer, but she won't believe it at all, and she will start to analyze why you don't want to comment on her friends?Could it be... So, avoid the question, turn around and answer, let her feel that you are thinking of her in everything, and she will feel cared for.
Zi Xing then continued to use experience to decipher the torture of the "yellow girl": I think Jin Yang'er is very sincere to her friends, and you should cherish such friends.
……
The answers are very gratifying, and the interest of the questioner is naturally high.
The girls no longer regarded it as a serious torture of Azusa, but as "fans" asking questions of interest to their idols.
"Young Girl" lived up to expectations, and the questions raised were as broadly representative and childish as ever: "Do you think we are getting fat?"
Well, wrong answer a: "I'm not fat." Wrong answer b: "I seem to be fat." Wrong answer c: "Yo, have you been too tired recently? Why are you so thin?"
Standard answer: Come here and let me hug you, and then you can talk after you have hugged me... I like you like this, a little fleshy.
Analysis: The answer a is too straightforward, she doesn't like listening to it.The answer b is purely scolding, how can a girl like to hear others say she is fat?Even if you repeatedly emphasize that you like fat people, she will still be unhappy; the answer c sounds so hypocritical, women nowadays are so easy to be deceived.In fact, in a woman's heart, she still hopes that men don't care about her fat or thin. Although she says she loses weight for you, she actually wants to make herself more beautiful and wear more beautiful clothes.So you can use body language to show that you like her a little fleshy.
For such "bad" questions, Zi Xing, who already knew what answers the other party liked to hear, had no choice but to follow the standard answers seriously.
……
"Blue Girl" didn't see that Zi Xing had started to "crazy" in her heart, and she still asked with relish: "Compared with Jin Yang'er, which one do you like better?"
Wrong answer a: "Nonsense, of course it's you, otherwise we would have been destined to be together." Wrong answer b: "Well, how should I put it, if let me be honest, each has its own merits." Wrong answer c: "She is more than You are far behind."
Standard answer: bite her hard or kiss her, or pinch her little cheek, and when she screams coquettishly, you say: "Next time I ask such a silly question, I have to punish you like this. "
Analysis: The answer a is too blunt and straightforward, and she will ask next: "Then if you meet someone better than me in the future, will you also have to kick me?" Answer b You just wait for the breakup, it's true also.Answer c sounds good, but you are slapping yourself. You say that your ex-girlfriend is not good, which will make women proud and lower your own worth.In fact, in a woman's heart, she especially hopes that your ex-girlfriend is a particularly good woman, but you are unwilling to get along with her, so that the woman will have a sense of accomplishment in her heart.But you can't directly say how good your ex-girlfriend is, so just use the way she likes to avoid the question (as for whether she likes you to pinch her cheek or bite her, it's up to you).
Zi Xing had no choice but to "squeeze" the blue girl's face to answer her question - because she was not familiar enough to bite her or kiss her.
……
"Purple Girl" asked a seemingly advanced but equally vulgar question: "If your mother and I fell into the water at the same time, which one would you save?"
Uh, wrong answer a: "Are you bored?" Wrong answer b: "Let's save together." Wrong answer c: "Baby, don't make things difficult for me, besides, it won't happen."
Standard answer: Oh, I didn't tell you, my mother is a good swimmer...
Analysis: Although it is really boring to ask this question, you can’t do it like answer a, which will lead to endless quarrels; answer b, she will be unwilling to continue asking, don’t you want to be quiet?Answer c sounds good, but it's still far-fetched.It's better to be humorous for a while, don't let her worry about things all day long, and look for trouble when she has nothing to do.
……
The "black girl" asked again: "If one of the 'magic weapons' you own is broken and can no longer help you, will you still like it as much as before?"
This question is like a woman asking: "Will you still love me if I am old and ugly?"
Wrong answer a: "Impossible, you look good when you are old." Wrong answer b: "Women of different ages have different charms..." Wrong answer c: "It’s okay, I’m not much better when you’re old Go, let's not dislike each other."
Standard answer: I wish you were ugly and older, so you can rest assured at home like this.
Analysis: She was happy to hear the answer a, but knew in her heart that it was absolutely impossible; the answer b should stop quickly, have you eaten "Tang Monk Meat"?Doesn't the answer c mean that she must not look good when she gets old? How can she accept it?
So, the smartest answer is to let her dispel her worries and let her know that you care about her and are afraid of losing her...
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The little girls took turns asking "bombing" questions, and finally came to an end.
It was like an eternal dream that was extremely long and hard to wake up from.
When Grandpa Zhu and Jin Yang'er were earnestly designing and refining the "horcrux suit" for Zi Xing in the "hell world", Zi Xing's "soul body" was not idle.
The soul of Zi Xing is in a completely strange, nameless world surrounded by gray fog all year round, and is lonely on a soul journey.
In this "gray world" where even a little bit of vitality does not exist, I drifted over and over again, only feeling lonely and lonely.
Zi Xing's temper is not very good, and he couldn't help cursing, from the eleven "soul fighters" to this "damn area"... After that day, Zi Xing learned about this "grey area", It was his true self's "soul fork" that he knew he had scolded the wrong person.
……
The soul of Zixing has been invaded by "foreign enemies" many times, and has rich experience in escaping.
At that time, Zi Xing could not bear the astonishing energy erupted by the "Power of Ten Wings".He was afraid that his "soul body" would be torn apart by that out-of-control force, so he instinctively fled to the "deepest part of the soul".
Of course, although Zixing's soul power is strong, it is not yet strong enough to enter the "deepest part of the soul".His "soul body" just escaped to the "soul fork".This is far enough to ensure that his "soul body" will not be affected by energy.
After hiding in this perfect place for about three days and three nights, Zi Xing estimated that the huge crisis brought to him by the "Soul Fighter" should have passed, so he wanted to sneak back to see the changes in the situation.
Frankly speaking, Zi Xing only needs to keep speeding "following the old road", and he can return to his own "sea of consciousness" in just one day and one night.There is no "blocking tiger" blocking his way.
It's a pity, when Zixing's crisis strikes, he just runs for his life in a panic and reckless, how could he think of finding his way?Therefore, he tragically "lost his way".
The nature of the "lost" this time is completely different from the "lost" of a countryman going to an unfamiliar metropolis; Zixing, more like a spaceship with exhausted energy, has become "space junk" , Drifting in the vast universe... There is no way to find the correct "way back".
Therefore, one can imagine how bad Zi Xing is in these days!
It's not easy for a person to swear at "air". If an opponent appears in front of him, Zi Xing really wants to fight hard.It doesn't matter even if the one being beaten up by Fatty is his own deity.He needs a hearty vent.
——————————————————————————————————————
Fortunately, according to Grandpa Zhu's plan, he planned to call Zi Xing's soul back after the complete set of "Horcruxes" was refined in "Silent Flame".The more than half a month when Zixing's soul was lonely and waiting for help was the time when the "horcrux suit" was forged.
The "Horcrux Suit" has been turned into a very cool version of the holy clothes.
With the aesthetic vision of the comprehension world represented by Grandpa Zhu, this "Horcrux suit" looks weird.People in this comprehension world are used to the heavy metal feeling of "armor", and think that it can reflect the majestic atmosphere; "The texture of the atmosphere is a "defective product".Anyway, it doesn't matter how you look at it.Grandpa Zhu thinks.
But Jin Yang'er is very satisfied with this set of "Horcruxes", and it is certain that Zi Xing will also like it.Grandpa Zhu couldn't express any different opinions.Dissatisfaction can only be kept in my heart.He thought to himself: It doesn't matter.Anyway, this kind of Horcrux that looks like a "clown" costume is not for me to wear on my body, Zi Xing thinks it will be fine if there is no problem...
After refining the "Horcrux" and confiscating the "Silent Flame", it is simply a trivial matter for Grandpa Zhu's consciousness to enter the "Consciousness Sea" of Azusa Star to find a certain man who has lost his way.
But Grandpa Zhu is lazy and self-confident, he doesn't want to do such miscellaneous things.The old man cleverly put the whole set of "Horcruxes" on Zi Xing's body, and let the eleven newly born Horcrux "spirits" sneak into the depths of Zi Xing's soul to find the male pig's feet.
The eleven "artifact spirits" are not the eleven bitter "forced" "soul fighters".And it is indeed the newly born "artifact spirit" of the "Horcrux".Don't be surprised, when a "Horcrux" reaches a certain level, it's a matter of course for the birth of an "Artifact Spirit".
The "Horcrux" refined by Grandpa Zhu's method would be shameful without the "Spirit of the Artifact".
……
Zixing is "living like years" in depression.
Suddenly Zixing reached out to 'rub' her eyes.He was in a trance, thinking that he was delusional.
It turns out he wasn't blind.Not far from him, there were eleven little girls floating.
The little girls appeared to be between five and eight years old.Surprisingly, they knew non-human beings at a glance.
It is true that the little girls have the childish and lovely appearance of human beings.But their skin colors are too weird, they are "red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, purple, black, white, light gold, transparent" and other eleven "colors".
Zi Xing and the eleven little girls stared at each other for quite a while.Only then did Zi Xing come to his senses, and greeted them: "It's the first time we meet, please take care of me..."
In such a lonely world, Zi Xing welcomes a group of moving creatures, even if they are all "dumb" with speech impediments.
The "Qi Ling" are certainly not dumb.
Because the "Horcrux" they are attached to is currently wearing on Zi Xing's body, they also have the authority to communicate with Zi Xing through words.They could understand what Zi Xing said; of course Zi Xing could understand what they said.
The red girl spoke first, with a proud tone: "You are called 'Zixin', right?"
Zi Xing thinks these little girls are very cute when they look childish but pretend to be decent.So I couldn't help joking with her: "So what if I'm Zi Xing?"
Another "orange girl" rushed to answer: "If you are Zixin, we will allow you to answer a few of our questions. If you answer us satisfactorily, we will show you a clear path and take you back to your hometown. In my own 'sea of consciousness'."
The other girls are also unwilling to be lonely, you say what I say, and ask Zi Xing to "grasp it well", not to "miss the opportunity", "lost here for the rest of my life..." one set .
When Zi Xing heard that he could take him out of this "ghost place", hope arose in his heart.
While feeling that these little girls are very cute, I can't help but feel puzzled in my heart. I don't know how credible what they said?
Suddenly a flash of inspiration came to mind.Zi Xing secretly scolded himself for being "confused", how could he have forgotten to encounter difficult questions of this level, and asking "framework" is the wisest choice.
Zi Xing quickly turned to "Frame" for help.
After about 1 minute, Zi Xing had a clear understanding of the origins of those girls.
He thought to himself: It turned out to be a group of "artifact spirits".Grandpa Zhu was kind enough to help me refine those "thorn-headed" soul fighters into a complete set of "horcrux suits", which would save me a lot of time for domestication.Well, by the way, the group of "artifact spirits" said that they wanted to ask me some questions. They probably wanted to test the intended owner of my "Horcrux suit" and see if they liked them.If this is the case, you should answer carefully, but you can't be sloppy...
Thinking of this, Zi Xing, who had made up his mind, said to the little girls kindly: "Okay, if you have any questions, just ask. I will answer honestly."
This attitude is barely passable.
The "red girl" seemed to be the eldest among them, so she had the right to be the first to ask questions.She asked Azusa a seemingly simple question: "Hmm. Do you like 'horcruxes'?"
faint.Azusa couldn't laugh or cry: Why do you ask such a simple and easy-to-answer question.
I saw that the little girls were all serious, with serious faces.Zixing opened her mouth, just about to answer.A flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind.
Uh, if you want to answer this simple question to the satisfaction of the "little girls", it is not easy at all.
I remember listening to a "master of picking up girls" in my previous life and gained valuable experience. The question of "Qi Ling", to put it bluntly, is exactly the same as the most frequently asked question by women, "Do you love me?"
Master summary: Wrong answer a: "Love." Wrong answer b: "Is there any need to ask?" Wrong answer c: "Are you annoying?"
The master-level standard answer is: look at the other party lovingly for three seconds, then nod solemnly, and at the same time make a "hmm" sound, and then hold her in his arms...
Master’s analysis: answer a will make her feel that you are not serious enough to play tricks on her; answer b will make her feel that your love for her is not firm enough, and she will definitely ask you to give her a clear answer. , Enough to annoy you; the answer c must be followed by a big fight or a cold war.In fact, a woman has a very good idea of whether a man loves her or not. She is just acting like a baby when she asks this question. You make her happier than answering anything by hugging her and kissing her...
After Zi Xingfu reached his heart, he basically answered the little girl's question according to the standard answers provided by the master.It's just that he couldn't hug the group of "artifact spirits" directly, so Zixing shook the hand of the "red girl" and asked her to act as the representative of her sisters.
Needless to say, the little girls are very satisfied with Zi Xing's answer.
All are happy.
……
However, the little girl has many problems. "Orange Girl" then asked: "Do you think our 'skin' color' looks good?"
With the experience of dealing with it for the first time, Zi Xing became more familiar with it.
The other party's question is similar to that of a woman asking her boyfriend: "Does this dress look good on me?"
Incorrect answer a: "It's pretty." Incorrect answer b: "It's not bad." Incorrect answer c: "It's really pretty. My wife looks good in anything."
Standard answer: "Come, come, come, let me take a look..." After she finished turning around shyly, he pulled her over, took her hand, looked at him with a smile and said, "It's really pretty. .”
Analysis: Answer a will make her feel that you are dealing with her; answer b will make her feel unconfident, and you should feel good about what she wears in her heart; but if it really looks good, like answer c, she will think that you are not good at talking sincere.So, if you want to show how serious you are about the question she asked, you have to take a closer look...
Having previous life experience is not bad.Zi Xing did the same thing, let the "Qi Ling" go around, then held the hand of "Qi Ling" representing "Orange Girl", and replied: Your skin color, really...
……
Another "yellow girl" continued to ask questions: "Your friend Jin Yanger, we also know each other. What do you think of her?"
Well, it’s like a girlfriend in Zi Xing’s previous life. After she introduced her best friend to you, she asked when she got home, “What do you think of my friend?”
Wrong answer a: "It's pretty." Wrong answer b: "Not very good, far worse than you." Wrong answer c: "I didn't pay much attention to her."
Standard answer: I think she is very sincere to you, and you should cherish such a friend.
Analysis: The answer a is purely for nothing. A woman will never allow you to say good things about other women in front of her (except, of course, mother.); the answer b sounds too fake; the answer c you must think It's a clever answer, but she won't believe it at all, and she will start to analyze why you don't want to comment on her friends?Could it be... So, avoid the question, turn around and answer, let her feel that you are thinking of her in everything, and she will feel cared for.
Zi Xing then continued to use experience to decipher the torture of the "yellow girl": I think Jin Yang'er is very sincere to her friends, and you should cherish such friends.
……
The answers are very gratifying, and the interest of the questioner is naturally high.
The girls no longer regarded it as a serious torture of Azusa, but as "fans" asking questions of interest to their idols.
"Young Girl" lived up to expectations, and the questions raised were as broadly representative and childish as ever: "Do you think we are getting fat?"
Well, wrong answer a: "I'm not fat." Wrong answer b: "I seem to be fat." Wrong answer c: "Yo, have you been too tired recently? Why are you so thin?"
Standard answer: Come here and let me hug you, and then you can talk after you have hugged me... I like you like this, a little fleshy.
Analysis: The answer a is too straightforward, she doesn't like listening to it.The answer b is purely scolding, how can a girl like to hear others say she is fat?Even if you repeatedly emphasize that you like fat people, she will still be unhappy; the answer c sounds so hypocritical, women nowadays are so easy to be deceived.In fact, in a woman's heart, she still hopes that men don't care about her fat or thin. Although she says she loses weight for you, she actually wants to make herself more beautiful and wear more beautiful clothes.So you can use body language to show that you like her a little fleshy.
For such "bad" questions, Zi Xing, who already knew what answers the other party liked to hear, had no choice but to follow the standard answers seriously.
……
"Blue Girl" didn't see that Zi Xing had started to "crazy" in her heart, and she still asked with relish: "Compared with Jin Yang'er, which one do you like better?"
Wrong answer a: "Nonsense, of course it's you, otherwise we would have been destined to be together." Wrong answer b: "Well, how should I put it, if let me be honest, each has its own merits." Wrong answer c: "She is more than You are far behind."
Standard answer: bite her hard or kiss her, or pinch her little cheek, and when she screams coquettishly, you say: "Next time I ask such a silly question, I have to punish you like this. "
Analysis: The answer a is too blunt and straightforward, and she will ask next: "Then if you meet someone better than me in the future, will you also have to kick me?" Answer b You just wait for the breakup, it's true also.Answer c sounds good, but you are slapping yourself. You say that your ex-girlfriend is not good, which will make women proud and lower your own worth.In fact, in a woman's heart, she especially hopes that your ex-girlfriend is a particularly good woman, but you are unwilling to get along with her, so that the woman will have a sense of accomplishment in her heart.But you can't directly say how good your ex-girlfriend is, so just use the way she likes to avoid the question (as for whether she likes you to pinch her cheek or bite her, it's up to you).
Zi Xing had no choice but to "squeeze" the blue girl's face to answer her question - because she was not familiar enough to bite her or kiss her.
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"Purple Girl" asked a seemingly advanced but equally vulgar question: "If your mother and I fell into the water at the same time, which one would you save?"
Uh, wrong answer a: "Are you bored?" Wrong answer b: "Let's save together." Wrong answer c: "Baby, don't make things difficult for me, besides, it won't happen."
Standard answer: Oh, I didn't tell you, my mother is a good swimmer...
Analysis: Although it is really boring to ask this question, you can’t do it like answer a, which will lead to endless quarrels; answer b, she will be unwilling to continue asking, don’t you want to be quiet?Answer c sounds good, but it's still far-fetched.It's better to be humorous for a while, don't let her worry about things all day long, and look for trouble when she has nothing to do.
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The "black girl" asked again: "If one of the 'magic weapons' you own is broken and can no longer help you, will you still like it as much as before?"
This question is like a woman asking: "Will you still love me if I am old and ugly?"
Wrong answer a: "Impossible, you look good when you are old." Wrong answer b: "Women of different ages have different charms..." Wrong answer c: "It’s okay, I’m not much better when you’re old Go, let's not dislike each other."
Standard answer: I wish you were ugly and older, so you can rest assured at home like this.
Analysis: She was happy to hear the answer a, but knew in her heart that it was absolutely impossible; the answer b should stop quickly, have you eaten "Tang Monk Meat"?Doesn't the answer c mean that she must not look good when she gets old? How can she accept it?
So, the smartest answer is to let her dispel her worries and let her know that you care about her and are afraid of losing her...
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The little girls took turns asking "bombing" questions, and finally came to an end.
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