Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 263 Leisure and Interesting Days

Zi Xing was almost driven to mental breakdown by those "horrible questions".

He had no choice but to comfort himself in his heart: just treat it as coaxing a group of naughty daughters he will have in the future.Just rehearse and practice in advance.In addition, take a step back and say that at this stage, their set of "horcruxes" is of great help to me, and it is beneficial and harmless to have a good relationship with her.

The little girls also got their satisfactory answers, and their favorability towards Zi Xing, the "new owner", soared, reaching the highest level in history.

History begins to turn a new page.

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Life changes from "dull" to "irritating", sometimes just overnight.

After Zi Xing and Eleven "Qi Ling" became friends, their ears could no longer be idle for a short period of time.

It's like raising a group of naughty daughters + curious babies.The group of little girls chattered non-stop, with so many questions that even Zi Xing was overwhelmed.

But now that it is in the "emotional cultivation period", Zi Xing dare not show any signs of impatience.Hurting the hearts of the "Qi Ling" is a great loss to his long-term interests, and it is not worthwhile.

He can only look forward to leaving the "soul fork" as soon as possible and returning to his "sea of ​​consciousness".But "Qi Ling" told him: It will take about three days to return.Zi Xing sighed in his heart: There are still three days of "living crimes" to suffer...

Treat Zi Xing as a close friend, and the "Qi Ling" will not look at his face anymore.He asked him some speechless questions solemnly: "Brother Zixin, is it true that Grandpa Zhu said you would marry Miss Jiang?"

Zi Xing was tempered, and she nodded patiently and gracefully: "Miss Jiang, she is my destined wife..."

"Brother Zixin, what is a 'wife'?" The young girl's thirst for knowledge was really strong.

Zi Xing already has a lot of experience in dealing with these "childish problems": that is to "complicate" the simple problems.This not only answers the questions, but also effectively prevents the tendency of one's own mental "retardation".At the same time, it can effectively keep one's patience from collapsing completely, which can be said to kill multiple birds with one stroke.

Zi Xing smiled and said: "The question raised by Younger Sister Qing is too profound, I must get you a "Product Manual" to completely answer your question."

In the expectant eyes of "Sister Qing" who received the praise, Zi Xing, a boring guy, really listed for her an "Instruction Manual About Wife" that can "shatter her glasses"——

Refer to the national "drug" standard instructions for explanation

[product name] wife

[common name] wife

【Chemical Name】Married female 'sex'

【Ingredients】Water, protein, fat, ribonucleic acid, carbohydrates and a small amount of minerals, with a delicate smell.

[Physical and chemical 'nature' quality] acid 'nature'; can be divided into one valence (marriage), two valence (marriage), trivalent (marriage)...n valence (marriage).It is easily soluble in sweet words and sweet words; when encountering diamonds, famous cars, and luxury houses, the melting point is lowered, and it is difficult to dissolve in "white ding".

['Sex' Shape] This product is a cola-shaped uneven 'sex' tablet with a smooth surface, coated with various cosmetics, and has a strong affinity for diamonds and platinum; it turns red when shy, green when angry, and the surface changes over time. There will be macula and wrinkling, but it will not affect the continued use.

[Functions and Indications] It is mainly used to treat single phobia, and has obvious effects on lovelorn and lovesickness. It can also be used for cooking, washing, shopping, and childcare. [Side effects] bronchitis, soft ears, visual fatigue, behavioral obstruction, etc.Severe adverse reactions may cause skin damage.

【Usage and Dosage】One tablet per life.

[Contraindications] Openly take two or more tablets [Precautions] Use with caution in patients with renal insufficiency. [Specification] 35 kg to n kg, if the weight of the tablet exceeds the standard, it will not affect the use. 【Storage】Store at room temperature.Avoid getting along with groups of women and handsome guys alone.Overnight stays are strictly prohibited. 【Packaging】All kinds of fashion, shoes and hats, jewelry, handbags, change with the seasons. 【Validity】Until the date of divorce. 【Approval Number】See marriage certificate. 【Production date】See ID card. [manufacturing company] father-in-law

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This instruction manual for modern people to either "stun" or "swear" after seeing it, is regarded by the "Qi Ling" as the most common "education concept" among little girls who have been severely distorted by a certain man. teaching materials".

Obviously, under the education of Zi Xing, the "otaku" in his previous life, little girls have unlimited potential to become "otaku girls".

This is in line with a popular "jingle" on the Internet: If you stay in the house for a long time, you will be naturally dull, and when you are rotten, you will naturally be cute.Mental patients have broad thinking, and 2.b. young people are more happy.

The boring days were made interesting by Zi Xing.A group of "inexperienced" "tool spirit" girls even hope that the journey along the way will be longer.Looking forward to hearing more "interesting things" from Azusa.

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Sometimes, it is difficult to meet self-determined requirements, and Zixing can't think of the most difficult and complicated "answers". When he is not satisfied, he will "take the initiative" and tell some "jokes" to the little girls.

As a result, I don't know how many "childish problems" have been "broken" by him and died in the womb.

For example, on this day it was time for Zixing to practice the "soul body" - Zixing invited "Qi Ling" to be his "accompanying partner" as usual, and everyone had a good fight - but the little girls of "Qi Ling" However, he was "in a good mood" and refused to enter the "practice time" so soon.

Zi Xing had no choice but to resort to his "killer weapon": "I will tell a story, if you can guess what the two little girls are talking about in the story, I will listen to you and stop practicing; if you can't guess, practice with me." It should be extended to three times the usual time, at least three hours. No objection? This is a fair contest."

The girls all nodded in agreement.

Then Azusa started to tell the story vividly——

"There are two ordinary little girls about your age..."

The "red girl" interrupted and asked, "Brother Zixin, our real age is only under the moon. Are the two little girls in your story really as young as we are? We are a special case. Ordinary girls under the moon, can they talk?"

A "black line" appeared on Zi Xing's forehead, and he said with a serious face, "Don't interrupt, or I won't talk about it."

The "Qi Ling" girls were most afraid of being threatened by "Brother Zixin", so they quickly covered their mouths with their hands.

Zi Xing then continued his uncompetitive "Hundred Schools Lecture Hall" career: "Hey, there are two ordinary little girls who look about the same age as you, and they went to play at one of the houses together. They talked about' Household affairs'. A girl asked: Hey, did the parents agree to the matter between you and him? b. The girl replied: Well, my mother agreed, and thought he was very good, very honest. Dad was a little reluctant, thinking that I It’s still too young. a: What’s so small? You’re not a primary school student anymore, what are you afraid of? b: Well, I think so too. a: Then he’s now??? b: Of course he’s living with us now! Started to call him his son kindly! Hehe a: That’s great! I envy you, my mother is not so enlightened! Then where does he sleep at night? b: Of course he sleeps in my room! ^_^ a: Ah? He sleeps in your room? b: Hmm~!..."

Having said that, Zi Xing looked at the group of "tool spirits" with a smile: "This part of the story, you should be able to guess what I'm talking about, right?"

"Qi Ling" put on an "angry" expression to prove the purity of his heart: "Brother Zixin, you are so evil. The two little girls in the story you told are just We're discussing 'that thing'!"

Zi Xing said innocently: "What is 'that matter'?"

"It's something that may accidentally 'create' people." The red girl said.She still remembered that Zi Xing gave "the most standard and authoritative explanation" for "that what" last time, and she just used it now.

Unexpectedly, Zi Xing shook his hand and denied: "It's wrong. You who wanted to be crooked should 'face the wall'. But we have already set a 'gamble', even if you lose once, you have to practice with me for an hour. "

The red girl refused to accept: "Then what do you say is the 'correct answer'?"

"You will understand when the story ends. Now let's continue the story time," Zixing dominated the agenda in a very "dominant" way: "...The two girls are obviously very interested in such a topic. A can't wait to ask: Hurry up Tell me, how do you feel? b: How does it feel? Sleeping with him feels much more solid than before. Hehe a: That's right~ That's right! That~ Are they tired every day? b: Well~ Just at the beginning I found it quite hard, but after getting used to it, I found it pretty good~ But he is generally more energetic. a: Hehe, then you... then you usually give him a condom, right? b: Of course I advocate letting him wear a condom Lah~ My mother also meant the same thing, saying that he brought a safe, but he didn’t intend to wear it. a: No, it makes me feel uncomfortable to wear that! When I have it myself, I won’t bring it for him! Hehe b : It’s better to bring it, we must be young, I went to buy him the biggest size the day before yesterday! Now I have to talk about it for a long time every day before I can bring it to him..."

Speaking of which, Zi Xing, the "weird millet" who has been collectively despised by the "Qi Ling" as a "pervert", has a "shameless" expression on his face.

Zi Xing asked the little girl calmly, "The story has already been told for more than half, can you guess what I'm talking about?"

"Qi Ling" said angrily together: "It's clear that you are continuing to talk about 'that' evil. What good things can you say? Brother Zixin is so perverted. We have to take this matter seriously when we go back." Report to Sister Jin Yanger..."

"Wrong. You got it wrong again."

Zi Xing said solemnly: "In addition to the previous loss, according to the 'gamble', you have to accompany me to practice for more than 'two hours'. You are not allowed to renege on debts. Repudiating debts is not a good boy."

"Why did you get the wrong answer again?" All the "Qi Ling" turned pale with shock: "Brother Zixin, hurry up and announce the 'big ending'!"

Zi Xing continued to tirelessly "Destroy People": "After listening to my friend's 'Happy Life Chronicle', a is very envious: Hey~! I am so envious of you! b: What are you envious of? Either way, you weekend Are you free? Come to my house to play if you are free? It’s okay to live in my house. a: Live in your house? Where can I sleep in your house? b: Of course you’ll sleep with us? Usually I’m tired at night, you come I can take a rest after that, so he will trouble you? a: Hehe, can I make it? b: No problem, trust me, I will guide you by the side. a: Well, okay~ just Oh this time. b: Think beautifully, I promise you will fall in love with him after this time..."

The little girl "Qi Ling" heard this and collectively "petrified".After a long while, they all screamed in unison: "Brother Zixin, stop making excuses, this is clearly the most evil type of 'that', commonly known as '3.p'..."

Zi Xing ignored their solemn protests, and announced the finale: "The a who made up his mind to visit a friend's house, patted his chest and said: Don't be afraid~ If I really like it, it will grind my old age." Mom is also going to buy me a purebred Scottish Shepherd dog... b: Okay~ I bought a pair just like mine, remember to buy the largest collar when buying a dog leash, and buy a few sturdier ones ball ball..."

All the "spiritual" girls were petrified collectively.

The truth is often not what you think it is...

Zi Xing looked proud of "a big victory", and said in a regretful tone on purpose: "You guys, your thinking is too complicated, too evil. It's obviously two pure little girls discussing raising 'shepherds'. It’s a dog’s story. You all imagined what the innocent little girl did as doing ‘that. What’, and even made the ‘3.p’ version... So, this time the bet Jo, you guys lost in a mess..."

Zi Xing has always enjoyed the joy of harvesting "victory", and he doesn't show mercy just because the opponents are a group of "little girls".

After a long time, the "artifact spirits" finally responded.

They all pursed their lips, showing a sullen look: "Brother Zixin, you are so bad. You must have consciously 'misleaded' us from the beginning... You are really too bad."

Zi Xing thought to himself: You only know now.

In his mouth, he denied it righteously: "Your own thoughts are too complicated. You are not allowed to find reasons to excuse yourself. You must have the courage to take responsibility. Tell me, you are not going to 'repudiate', yes Bar?"

"If you don't 'repudiate', you can't 'repudiate', what's the big deal?!"

The "Qi Ling" said something together in anger.They also said in unison with a tacit understanding: "We are not convinced that we lost to brother Zixin like this. Brother Zixin, you are also 'victorious'... So, let's play a bet with you in a serious manner!"

And emphasized: "We have already seen through your tricks, this time we will be careful, and we will never be fooled by you again. Brother Zixin, you must not be 'fear of war'."

Gambling with a group of mischievous and cute "Qi Ling", Zi Xing never considered that he would lose.

His eyeballs rolled wildly for a while, and he thought about it, and said very simply: "Okay then, I'll 'gamble' with you one more time. If you lose this time, I demand When using the 'horcrux suit', you must all help me control it..."

"Red Girl" was afraid that Zi Xing would not want to "gamble", and could not save face; as long as he was willing to gamble, and the demands were not too much, she agreed to it in a hurry: "Okay, okay. 'Horcrux suit' The power contained in it is simply too great. Brother Zixin, with our help, you will be able to continuously use the power of the 'Horcrux Suit' for half an hour at a time..."

The other "Qi Ling" girls also nodded in agreement.Among them, "Purple Girl" was more impatient, and she repeatedly urged Zi Xing to come up with a question quickly.

Zi Xing secretly laughed: These naughty girls even forgot to say "gambling" and I lost, what should I do for them?

Zi Xing naturally didn't remind them in particular, and officially turned to the topic: "Don't you think I'm misleading" you? Well, this time, I will ask a question with a high IQ. If you can't answer it, just ask me. Let's see if you can find a solution."

"Say it, say it." The girls were eager to try.

Zi Xing began to tell the story vividly again: "In a cell, there are two prisoners. Every day, the prison will provide this cell with a can of soup for the two prisoners to share among themselves. At first, these two people often had disputes, because they always thought that the other party had more soup than their own. Later, they found a way to get the best of both worlds: one person divided the soup, and the other person chose first. So the dispute was settled like this However, now a new prisoner has been added to this cell, and now there are three people sharing the soup. A new method must be found to maintain peace between them. What should we do?"

Such a question is not too difficult, but it really stumped the group of "Qi Ling" girls.

At first, they frowned and thought hard, unable to think of a solution.So they simply discussed directly with each other in whispers.Still can't discuss any good tricks.

Half an hour later, the little girls were all wilted.

However, Zi Xing would not be able to answer the question even if they were based on their intelligence level.Things went as he expected, and Zi Xing couldn't help asking them triumphantly: "How is it? Can't figure it out? Then you all have to admit defeat."

"Brother Zixin, do you have the answer? If you don't have the right solution, you can't be considered a winner." The girl wanted to "die".

Unfortunately, Zi Xing would never give them such a chance.

Zi Xing said very easily: "I naturally have the answer to such a simple question, and it will convince you all after hearing it. The standard answer is: one of the three people can share the soup, and the one who divides the soup, Just choose the last one. Because the soup sharer always takes the least portion, he will always try to make the soup share as evenly as possible; It doesn't matter which of the two chooses first. If there is a possibility of a secret operation, the two can share the soup again and repeat the action..."

The intellectual level of the "Qi Ling" girl is indeed a little underdeveloped.They thought for a long time about Zi Xing's answer before they agreed.

They also "complained" to Zi Xing with a bitter face: it's so profound.

Zixing thought: The logical paradox of this kind of answer is based on the fact that people’s morality has no lower limit, and it is unlikely to exist in reality... In short, they are willing to admit that they lost another game.