Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 282 The Second Trap

The "trap" set by Zixing for the golden-haired ape is not that simple.

In other words, Zi Xing quietly threw out more than one "memory fragment imitation".He threw one of them in a more conspicuous place.The other one was deliberately thrown into an inconspicuous corner.

Those two "Memory Fragment Imitations" naturally belonged to the masterpieces of "Girl with Artifact Spirit" and "Horcrux Suit".It can be said that one is right and the other is strange, one can make the golden-haired ape feel like falling into the fog, and the two kings can't figure it out; the other can make the golden-haired ape feel like hearing the morning bell and the evening drum, deafening and breaking, and have an epiphany. ...In short, they are two memory fragments that complement each other.

Just now, the golden-haired ape entered the "memory scene" where the couple quarreled, and their thinking was disturbed to a certain extent.But it still did not cause a major blow to his spirit, and did not achieve Zi Xing's expected goal.Therefore, Zi Xing pinned his hopes on another "memory fragment imitation".

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The golden-haired ape just came out of the "memory scene" with a confused face, when he saw Zi Xing happily digging out a "memory fragment" with soil traces from the southwest land. ".

The eyes of the golden-haired great ape suddenly lit up.

This guy's life has been extremely monotonous for tens of thousands of years, and he has revolved around one piece after another of "memory fragments".He has long developed a paranoid temper that regards "memory fragments" as his own.No, as soon as he found out that Zi Xing had "accidentally" found a brand new "memory fragment", the golden-haired ape immediately regarded it as trying to seize the treasure in his own hands.

It is tolerable, what is unbearable!The golden-haired ape screamed, stretched out his right hand, and suddenly stretched out to Zi Xing's eyes, and took the "memory fragment" away without hesitation.

Originally, the golden-haired ape broke up and seized the "treasure" violently according to the rules. Grandpa Zhu couldn't see it and planned to stop it.But the old man saw Zi Xing winking at him in time, and asked him not to intervene.Grandpa Zhu knew that something was wrong, so he stood still for the time being and waited and watched.

That "memory fragment imitation" is still triggered.

After the golden-haired great ape clenched it with its right hand, it was soon brought into an alternative "memory scene".

Zi Xing got up from the ground calmly, patted the dust on his body lightly, and said in his heart proudly: "It's my plan!"

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The background of the "memory scene" is still placed indoors (no way, in order to save costs, the "spiritual girls" can only make this kind of cheap "memory fragments").

There were originally two parties in the "memory scene".On one side, there is the "Girl with the Spirit" (imitation) headed by the "Red Girl"; on the other side, there is only one, but it is a big monkey with golden hair all over its body.Uh, the appearance of this monkey is [-]% similar to that of the "Golden Hairy Great Ape" - it's not surprising that "Girl with the Spirit" refers to the fragmented image of the great ape in "Hell's Mad Dragon" to create this big ape. Monkey.

If it weren't for the fact that the "Girl with the Spirit" didn't have much artistic talent, she would have been able to make a complete resemblance.

People who live in the 21st century can understand at a glance: "Memory Scene" has been turned into a "TV talk show" by "Spiritual Girl".The interviewers are mainly "red girls"; the interviewees are naturally that big monkey——

[Qi Ling girls: Teacher Sun, first of all thank you very much for accepting my interview in your busy schedule!

Big Monkey: Don't call me a teacher! The title "teacher" used to be very sacred, but now "prostitutes".

Artifact Girls: Okay.Mr. Dasheng, at the beginning of "Journey to the West", it says that you were born from a fairy stone. Is it true?

Big Monkey: This is a lie, a lie fabricated by ignoring the basic knowledge of biology and physiology.Think about it, no matter how psychic a stone is, how can it be turned into life? ...To tell you the truth, my father's name is Li Gang.

Qi Ling girls: Li Gang?

Big Monkey: Yes.He hasn't shown up yet, but I know that he has been protecting me and promoting me in secret.When I did not have any qualifications, I was appointed Bi Mawen; when I stole flat peaches, made a scene in heaven, and smashed countless cultural relics and utensils, I did not bear any civil responsibility, but was sentenced to 500 years A fixed-term prison sentence, serving the sentence in the famous scenic spot of Tianting, enjoying five-star service, actually protects me.You may wish to compare it, Bajie is much less guilty than me. He just molested Chang'e after drinking, but he was "beaten two thousand hammers" by the Jade Emperor, and he was demoted from the position of the ministerial level and senior official of Tianpeng Marshal. For the sake of the common people, someone secretly tampered with and modified the timing and program code of Bajie's reincarnation, causing him to be cast into a sow fetus by mistake, and suffered a first-degree disfigurement and a lifelong disability.Contrast that with Monk Sha, who was originally a rolling shutter general who worked next to the leadership core, but was "beaten eight hundred by the Jade Emperor, demoted to the lower realm, and became a It looks like this", "Teach me once more in seven days, and use the flying sword to pierce it" He "has more than a hundred backs on his chest and ribs... the hunger and cold are unbearable..."

Artifact girls: This is simply brutal and inhumane!

Big Monkey: Yes.Because their father's name is not Li Gang, although the crime is minor, he must be severely punished according to law.

Qi Ling girls: Bi Mawen is a petty official, and he also takes care of you?

Big Monkey: I also misunderstood this at the beginning.Bi Mawen is an idler. You know, the gods in the sky can ride the clouds and the fog (take me for example, I can ride the clouds, and a somersault can run for thousands of miles.), who still rides a horse?Therefore, there is no need for this department to exist at all, and it is the most boring and marginalized institution in Heavenly Court.But why was such an institution established?Mainly to arrange for the children and relatives of leaders at all levels. Most of these people are ignorant guys. They will not make mistakes when they are assigned to such departments that do not work. As long as they do not make mistakes, they have a reason to be promoted!In this way, on the one hand, let them be trained, on the other hand, make friends with each other, establish a powerful circle, and become a part of the vested interest group.At the beginning, I didn't understand the deep meaning of this arrangement, so I left in a fit of anger.

Qi Ling girls: When you hoisted the banner of "Monkey King Qitian" and the Jade Emperor sent heavenly soldiers and generals to arrest you, they could do nothing to you. The strange thing is that when you made troubles in the Heavenly Palace later, Yousheng Zhenjun The assistant envoy Wang Lingguan is just a sergeant on guard, but he "fights with you, and the victory or defeat is not determined". Why is this?

Big Monkey: There are many reasons for this.Why did Li Tianwang let the Giant Spirit God take the vanguard first, and then let Nezha fight me?The purpose of this arrangement is to bring out Nezha's power through the failure of the giant spirit god, so that in the future, Li Tianwang can promote his son and make him a leader.In this case, if any heavenly soldier or general behaves better than Nezha, he will have trouble with Li Tianwang and demolish Li Tianwang!Besides, the heaven and earth are full of corruption. Almost all the official positions are bought with money. These people often eat, drink, prostitute and gamble in the fish and meat village to get back their capital. How can they have fighting strength?

Qi Ling girls: What did you think when the Jade Emperor admitted that you were the "Monkey King of Heaven"?

Big Monkey: I thought it was a very big official at first, but later I found out that it is a "clap party leader", which is equivalent to the "chairman" of the CPPCC. It is just a decoration. Whenever the Jade Emperor makes an important speech, he has to face Smiling with admiration, clapping hands continuously, hands are often swollen... nn, that kind of suffering, alas, let’s not talk about it, if I knew it was this, I wouldn’t be that crap “Monkey King”? ]