Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 283 Misunderstanding the Immortal Way

The content of the "memory scene" is not long, and it is still "playing" continuously.

At the first sight of the big monkey that looked very similar to it in the "memory scene", the golden-haired big ape stared straight at it.

Zixing has been watching its reaction carefully, and saw this guy wipe his eyes with the back of his huge hand several times in a row.Obviously, it doubted whether it was delusional.

As it turns out, it didn't look tricky.However, with its IQ, it is really difficult to explain to it that "memory fragments" also have "cottage products"! What kind of "high-tech means" did the "Girls of Artifacts" use to imitate "memory fragments" with great difficulty.

But the golden-haired great ape also has an explanation it can understand: oh, this should also be a brand new "memory fragment" whose content is related to me.

However, this newly discovered "memory fragment" is too weird.

The golden-haired great ape looked at the content, and some "nouns" were hard to understand, but the overall meaning could be understood.Listening to it, a feeling of "absurdity" emerged in its heart.

It can't tell what's wrong with the content of the "interview", but it sounds weird, it seems to have some truth, and it seems to hide some kind of secret; it says that it contains deep meaning, but it's weird...

All in all, that "talk show" successfully captured the heart of the golden hairy ape, making him unable to stop-

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Qi Ling girls: The current management textbooks regard assigning you to see Pantaoyuan as a classic case, and believe that absolute power will inevitably lead to absolute corruption.Do you think you should be responsible for the disappearance of this precious flat peach?

Big Monkey: This is a huge injustice!In other words, this is a huge conspiracy: Why did they send me to see the flat peach garden when the flat peaches were about to ripen?Why is it necessary to build a Monkey King's Mansion on the right side of the Pantao Garden?Is it just a coincidence that these timing nodes are so ingenious?

Artifact Girls: Can you elaborate?

Big Monkey: ok.There are a total of 3600 flat peaches, and the first 1200 are ripe once in 3000 years. People who eat them will become immortals and become enlightened, and their bodies are light and healthy.There are 1200 plants in the middle, which are ripe for 6000 years. People eat Xiaju and fly, and they will live forever.There are 1200 plants in the back, which are matured once in 9000 years. People who eat them live as long as the sky and the earth, and the sun and the moon live together.These flat peaches are said to belong to all the gods and gods in the heaven, but they are only for a small group of people to enjoy.Putting this point aside, we might as well calculate that there are 3600 flat peach trees, each of which bears at least 100 fruit, and several hundred more. Even if the lowest 100 is calculated, there are a total of 360,000 flat peaches. I can eat up to 10 a day. It takes 3.6 days to eat them all, equivalent to 98.6 years, and I have been there for a total of two or three months, and the flat peaches are gone! ! !Moreover, I did my duty for a long time before I thought of eating peaches, even if I eat them, it is "once every three to five days".How could it be possible to eat all the flat peaches?

Artifact Girls: Yeah, that's kind of weird!

Big Monkey: That's exactly the problem.Some people knew that I would eat flat peaches greedily, so they deliberately put me there, and even built Monkey King's Mansion there, and emphasized the health-preserving function of flat peaches to me again and again.Isn't this strange?The purpose is very simple, it is to induce me to eat flat peaches, and then they can freely steal more flat peaches, and put all the blame on me.What a poisonous intention!This is the reason why big corrupt elements like to appoint small corrupt elements.It's all my fault, because I was too nervous and didn't count it, so I ran away in a panic, and took this big blame.Moreover, there is a big conspiracy hidden in it!

Artifact Girls: What?

Big Monkey: Rare things are more expensive.Once flat peaches are eliminated, other health-preserving varieties will skyrocket and lose their competitive pressure.Therefore, I often can't help but think of the old man who made alchemy - Laojun, his elixir is unprecedentedly popular, and it is better than "garlic you ruthless", "jiang you army", "bean you play", "sugar Gaozong" , "Apple What" is much more crazy, and the overall listing has been successfully realized.

Qi Ling girls: You beat the bone spirit three times, your master "don't want you to be an apprentice anymore", and even made a ruthless oath to fall into "Abi Hell". Do you think the master has treated you too much?

Big Monkey: I thought so too at the beginning.But now that I figured it out, he has difficulties. The Bone Demon is a grassroots elf with no backer, and the fairies behind him basically have a strong backer. I can't eat and walk around.Difficult!He told me in that unfeeling way: All monsters who act recklessly, are full of evil, and are arrogant and domineering have a deep background, and they must learn to compromise and not act too much.Alas, Nuoda’s Heavenly Court is actually a gang society: Whenever I raise my Ruyi stick and prepare to execute, various high-ranking officials will always jump out and shout: "Great Sage, be merciful, that is My people!", and even the evidence of committing the crime has to be taken away, "Great Sage, that baby belongs to my family!" There are too many people whose father called Li Gang.I am often speechless.

Artifact girls: What do you think of those goblins and monsters?

Big Monkey: Fairies basically have a backstage, and monsters basically have grassroots.Moreover, many monsters are not monsters at all, some are farmers who were driven out because of demolition and relocation, and some have become ferocious and monster-like due to long-term consumption of poisonous food and genetically modified food.However, people in the Heavenly Court eat special food every day, so they will not become monsters. At most, they will become goblins because of their evil intentions and too much evil spirit.But Tianting often demonizes those grassroots people, and then kills them in the name of fighting.

Qi Ling girls: Many people don’t understand, your “Ruyi Stick” weighs 13500 jins, why can so many goblins and monsters be easily blocked with weapons?

Big Monkey: Alas, that weight is not true, it is the data given by the statistics department of Dragon Palace. Think about it, is the data of the statistics department real besides the date?In addition, the so-called "Ruyi stick" is actually a mold for drawing thin steel bars.In order to embezzle construction project funds, the Dragon Palace construction department thinned the steel bars according to this template, until "up to 33 days, down to [-] floors of hell", so that when I pulled out the Ruyi stick, the whole Dragon Palace shook.I am so speechless when I eat back, buckle, and eat so hard on myself, and make the project poor quality to that extent.

Qi Ling girls: There is a phenomenon that I do not understand. When you encounter monsters and fairies, you have reported yourself many times, saying that you are the Monkey King who made troubles in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago. Why are those monsters and fairies not only not afraid, but On the contrary, the arrogance became more arrogant?

Big Monkey: Yes, this problem has troubled me for a long time.After I came back from learning the scriptures, I looked through the newspapers in the past and found out the reports about me making troubles in the Heavenly Palace, and only then did I understand the truth.The newspaper reported on the day when the Tiangong was in trouble: Huaguoshan, a mental patient who claimed to be Monkey King, claimed to be the "Monkey King" whenever he met.This person often robs pedestrians of their property, molested women, and occupied roads for business, disturbing the order of the city and causing strong dissatisfaction among the masses of heaven.Based on humanitarian considerations, the relevant departments of Tianting have organized the old lady of the neighborhood committee to do ideological work many times, but the persuasion was ineffective.Afterwards, Erlangshen, the head of the urban management team, went to do persuasion work in person.Unexpectedly, this mentally ill person would fight against the good urban management of the people. Erlang Shen's dog couldn't bear it anymore, bit his calf and pulled it down again, other urban management team members rushed forward and sent the mentally ill patient to a shelter .The people in Tianting beat gongs and drums, sent flowers and pennants to the urban management brigade, and praised them as the patron saints of Tianting and the people...

Qi Ling girls: After reading this report, what did you think at the time?

Big Monkey: Damn, history is written by the victors. This saying is absolutely true.If I had known that the reports those goblins saw were like this, I wouldn’t even mention the havoc in the Heavenly Palace...

That's all for this interview.Thank you to all the viewers in front of the TV for watching. ]