Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 312 Planning the Emperor's Career

The "Qi Ling Girls" can be said to have a wide range of interests, forge ahead and be innovative.

Well, Zi Xing is still in the "hell world" at this moment, and they have some free time, so they are also concerned about Zi Xing's emperor's road in the human world.

Intrigues and the like, the "Girls with Artifact Spirits" are not very interested.What they "planned" for Zi Xing was how to govern the "Great Shang Dynasty" after entering the "peaceful period"?

Looking at their appearance of worrying about the country and the people "with the world and the people in their hearts", they seem to regard them as the future prime ministers of the Great Merchants.

Now, it seems that it is quite far away from the "Liguo".However, "Qi Ling Girl" believes that everything can be done without warning, and it is not too early to think about the issue of governance.

However, to be honest, although these "girls with tool spirits" have some "modern consciousness", they still have little experience in general. After discussing and discussing, what they mean is that they want to make the modern country of the 21st century A set of successful experience, directly moved to this ancient society.

Uh, to establish a modern political civilization, Zi Xing also has to praise these little girls for "really daring to think".

But since it is a "little girl", it naturally has the "commonness" of those contemporary young people, that is to say, young people are more or less "angry youth".The more information you have, the more things you can't get used to.

The "Qi Ling Girls" have not yet drawn up a complete system for Zixing with reference to modern society, and first listed the "Ten Departments" that need to be reformed.

According to them, when it governs the world for Zixing, it would rather restore the "Dongchang, Jinyiwei" of the Ming Dynasty, or the "Military Command" and other "secret agencies" of the Republic of China, and absolutely not allow them to list The top ten departments of the company continued to be "mediocre"——

1. National Earthquake Administration: In the past decades, it has not predicted an earthquake, invented a pre-shock and anti-seismic technology, and has not implemented a set of pre-shock and anti-seismic education.Rule by doing nothing, top the list.

2. National Bureau of Statistics: In the past 20 years, especially in the past ten years, none of the statistical data of the National Bureau of Statistics has been recognized by the society, and none of them has been recognized by the society, especially when the i index has slightly exceeded 3 and the house price a few years ago The cost-benefit statistics are scoffed at by the society and dismissed. They do something but do nothing, and do the most useless work, and they are awarded No.2.

3. National Quality and Supervision Bureau: With the shocking exposure of the poisoned milk case, the Quality Supervision Bureau’s inspection-free products have been sacked one after another, and they are in the limelight. With the momentum of lightning, they successfully defeated most of their opponents and won No.3 .

4. National Ministry of Environmental Protection: The environmental protection department has been stable and incompetent for decades, making great efforts every day, and deteriorating the environment every year.In particular, it won the No. 4 of the most useless department for its great achievement of controlling and cutting off the Yellow River. At the same time, the environmental protection department has its only business - fines.Won the honorary title of the first penalty unit.

5. China Securities Regulatory Commission: The extraordinary performance of his debut for several years, only relying on his outstanding performance in the four years from 06 to 10, with all kinds of shady, behind-the-scenes, transactions and weak supervision, he quickly landed on the beach and was topped by Chinese investors. Incompetent department No.5.

6. National Development and Reform Commission: Since its establishment, it has only done two things, 1. Raise prices, and 2. Justify price increases.However, the accuracy of its sideline "handy machine" once surpassed that of the Second Artillery and was greatly praised. It is a bit aggrieved to be ranked 6th.

7. Urban Management Administrative Law Enforcement Bureau, referred to as "Urban Management": heart of steel. Black. Bravery. The sound of killing scares the courage of beggars. The city management can recover ti.With [-] urban management personnel, it is easy to mop up the United States.

, State Administration of Radio, Film and Television: The State Administration of Radio, Film and Television should be in charge of food safety, and the Food Safety Administration should supervise film and television dramas.In this way, everyone can watch the movies and TV shows they want to watch, and eat safe and secure food.

9. Food Administration: It is for the Chinese people to survive the next biochemical war.Over the years, we have eaten gutter oil, chemical hot pot, melamine milk powder, poisoned rice, and leather milk.We are not afraid of Japanese radiation, because we have the China Food Administration.

10. The most mysterious department: the relevant department.The most mysterious person: the person concerned.The most mysterious expert: the relevant expert.

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Ordinarily, the group of "angry youths" such as "Qi Ling Girls" feel that if the "ten major departments" do nothing, they should come up with better solutions.But as I said before, the experience of the "Qi Ling girls" is still shallow.They criticize and criticize, but they don't necessarily have to propose ways to reverse this situation.

It also corresponds to an old saying: it is easy to destroy, but difficult to build.

But "Spiritual Girl" doesn't care so much.Their interests are wide-ranging.I can't think of anything new in this regard, so naturally I can switch to other topics that they are interested in and care about.

Well, the topics that these little girls care about are too broad.Sometimes, Zi Xing overheard what they were talking about?That's just nonsense in the open sea and sky.

But just like the saying goes, "Three cobblers are better than one Zhuge Liang", these dozen or so spirits have said a lot of nonsense, and naturally a handful of interesting ones can be picked out of them.

For example, the "Qi Ling girls" are quite disapproving of the proliferation of "Qing palace dramas" in later generations. This shows that they have not yet truly possessed the taste of "house girls".The Qilings said: If you connect a series of Qing palace dramas such as "Gong" and "Bubu Jingxin" together, it will be a living "The Girl Yongzheng Chased in Those Years";

Unaccustomed to romance dramas, they will conclude: Every couple is disabled before falling in love, but they all become poets after being dumped.Real housewives and housewives turn a blind eye—"Money makes people who love each other unable to be together; money makes people who don't want to love sleep together..."

They summed up a set of "Guidelines for Living in the Mainland": Take care of the children and watch the dogs, and keep the children under control.Be sure to walk around and look around. If you are hit by a car, don't turn your head. The best place to eat is that processed food is strictly prohibited.If you tear down your house, you will leave, leaving behind easy fuel to supplement nutrition, and keeping your own milk cows.When you are sick, you ask a doctor, and the doctor treats you like a dog.The house price is already worrying about ghosts, so let's first tell if there is any.Keep a low profile and walk around, how far you can go depends on your household registration.

The recent "most ferocious person" selected by them is named "Huohuo" at the top of the list.Because we often see or hear: people are beaten to death, people are beaten to death, people are angered to death; It is called alive, because we also often see or hear: beaten to death alive, anxious to death alive, forced to death alive, angry to death alive...

It is a pity that although the golden-haired great ape has a deep connection with "Buddhism", this guy has not been influenced by Buddhism at all.It even has a deep hatred for Buddhism.

The "Qi Ling girls" don't care that the big ape hates Buddhism, but they don't appreciate this guy's unruly attitude.

It treats Buddhism with this attitude today, can you expect it to treat you with a good attitude in the future?

In order not to raise a "white-eyed wolf", the "spiritual girls" stepped up their efforts to educate this guy.

First of all, let it eliminate the hatred of "Buddhism" first. The idea of ​​"Qi Ling Girl" is very simple: even the most hated object can be let go, and there is nothing like this to change the state of mind...

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"Don't be crazy with me now, you may not know who will be brilliant in the future." The red girl assumed the appearance of a philosopher, and started the difficult work of "brainwashing" the great ape with this sentence.

The big ape is still full of resentment, and the cool and authentic way will one day take power in his hands and kill all the dogs who betray me in the six realms. "

The aura of Orange Girl Dao Heaven and Human World has not warmed you for thousands of years, because your heart is occupied by hatred.Give up hatred and you will gain our friendship.Maybe you want to ask 'Is friendship useful? 'Qing replied,'It can be used to soothe the heartache caused by hatred. 'Everyone hopes that when they are sad, there is someone behind them, even if he doesn't say a word..."

Zi Xing didn't know such poetic language, but hearing it made goosebumps drop from place to place.

But the big ape didn't sell it, and said proudly, "You can't lose your temperament, you can't lose your character". I guess you haven't heard of it at all?It is even more impossible for you to comprehend the ideological realm that Monkey Lord has reached."

This guy is really pretentious.

The girl Huang couldn't understand how the great ape was a captive but didn't feel like a captive at all, so she couldn't help but mock you for being so low-key and living such a dreadful life. "

The big ape gave her a disdainful look. Didn't it depend on your parents?Hmph, living beautifully is the real skill.”

Zi Xing didn't expect that a big ape would have Zhuge Liang's ability to "combat all heroes with the tongue". It was interesting to hear it bicker with a group of little girls alone without losing the wind.Although Zi Xing also has the principle that "you can't make up for what you say in a minute of fierce quarrel in a hundred minutes", but this big ape and this group of little girls are both very human and cannot be measured by common sense.Zixing didn't try to persuade the fight.Looking forward to their "no fight no deal".

And "Qi Ling Girl" gradually began to realize that she had "underestimated the enemy" before, and the big ape is also a very difficult guy.Alas, if the object to be "conquered" is still in childhood, how good it would be. Giving a candy is enough to forget all the yy.

The green girl said to herself, "There will always be one or two idiots, I can't abandon them", and then her face straightened, and she said a few words to the big ape that can be used to get down the stairs. People are not admitting defeat, not asking for forgiveness.She just cherishes this love more than the other party..."

"Don't tell me I'm sorry, it's as if if I don't forgive you, it's mine." The big ape glared, and said straightly, who has 'friendship' with you naughty girls.Hmph, if I hear that you guys are having a bad time, I can sit at the door and laugh all day..."

"Everyone who says they don't want to fall in love pretends to be an impossible person in their hearts. Sometimes it's because they can't get friendship that they pretend not to want..." The young girl jumped out.

Not to be outdone, the great ape retorted Daoyi, what a heart-warming word used to be, but now there are so many truths and falsehoods that are hard to guard against..."

After the behavioral ability was greatly restricted, the great ape had the opportunity to display an extremely sharp speech.

A group of little girls who like to play tricks bickered with it, but they still failed to win an overwhelming victory against it.

no solution anymore. The "Girls of Artifact Spirit" can only choose to switch to another mode of competition.That is to tell the Zen allegory to the great ape.

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The Buddha went down the mountain to preach the Dharma, and saw a statue of Sakyamuni in a shop, cast in bronze, with a lifelike shape and a peaceful demeanor, which made the Buddha very happy.It would be a blessing if you could bring it back to the temple, turn on its Buddha light, and enshrine it for several generations, but the shop owner asked for 5000 yuan, which is not less. Seeing that the Buddha loves it so much, he insisted on the original price.

The Buddha returned to the temple and talked about it to the monks. The monks were very anxious and asked the Buddha how much he planned to buy it for.The Buddha said that 500 yuan is enough. "The monks sighed more than that is possible?" The Buddha said that the law of heaven still exists, there should be a way, the world of mortals, all living beings, the desires are hard to fill, and the gain is not worth the loss. My Buddha is merciful and saves all living beings. Let him only earn this 500 yuan."

"How to save him?" the monks asked puzzledly.

"Let him repent." Buddha replied with a smile.The monks were even more puzzled.The Buddha said, just do what I tell you to do. "

The first disciple went down the mountain to the store to negotiate with the boss. The disciple insisted on 4500 yuan, but failed to return to the mountain.

The next day, the second disciple went down the mountain to negotiate with the boss, and insisted on 4000 yuan, but failed to return to the mountain.

In this way, the price given by the last disciple was as low as 200 yuan when he went down the mountain on the ninth day...

Seeing the buyers go down day by day, each offering a lower price than the last, the boss is very anxious. Every day he regrets that he sold to the previous person at a lower price than the previous day, and he deeply blames being too greedy.On the tenth day, he said in his heart, if someone comes again today, no matter how much money he gives, I will sell immediately.

On the tenth day, the Buddha went down the mountain himself and said that he would pay 500 yuan to buy it. The boss was very happy-they rebounded to 500 yuan and sold it immediately. He was happy and gave another Buddhist altar stand.The Buddha got the bronze statue, declined the altar, bowed with one hand and smiled and said desire. Hope is boundless, there is a limit to everything, everything is in moderation, good, good..."

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This is how the "Qi Ling Girls" tirelessly prepared a lot of Buddhist allusions for the great ape.

After listening to these scriptures in the ears of other people who want to be educated, the stubborn stone is about to nod.But it doesn't work here in the great ape.

After hearing the Buddhist allusions mentioned above, the anger of the great ape burned even more vigorously.In its eyes, it only sees the hypocrisy and cunning of the Buddha.That allusion has instead become a reserved example of its shameless criticism of Buddhism.

The "Girls of Artifacts" feel self-defeating.

They tried their best to "correct" the erroneous thinking of the big ape... Well, don't you think that the responsibility for the problem should be attributed to that profiteer?The Buddha took action to punish the evil.To punish the evil is to promote the good..."

The great ape didn't recognize this reasoning.Of course they have the right to set their own prices.Too expensive, you can buy cheap ones.Why choose the expensive one?Isn't this looking for draws? "Do not skip words.

The "Qi Ling Girls" collectively rolled their eyes.This guy's perverted logic is just like the real estate developers of later generations.

"...No one tells you to go to Guangzhou to buy, and no one tells you to go to Shenzhen to buy. You can go back to your hometown to buy. Why do you want to buy in Guangzhou and Shenzhen? This proves that this market is still attractive. If you have money People don't want to live with people who have no money, and people with no money don't want to live with people who have money."

This is an absurd statement made by the manager of the Bao'an branch of the No. [-] Construction Engineering Company in Huazhou City, Guangdong Province.He said that the housing prices of the four buildings are not decided by our developers, but by the market.Now it is said that housing prices are high, but no one tells you to go to Guangzhou to buy, and no one tells you to go to Shenzhen to buy, you can just go back to your hometown to buy, why do you have to go to Guangzhou and Shenzhen to buy? "

What he means is that if there is a market, it is not because the house price is high. There are those who sell and those who buy. They are willing to fight and suffer, and they are not willing to buy a train station.

The face of a modern capitalist suddenly appears on the stage as rich and unkind, arrogant and cruel, which is the nature of some rich people in modern times

"Qi Ling Girl" thinks that the big ape has the same virtue as that modern capitalist, who has lived so many years in vain, and is also a master who does not understand the hardship of life.These days, men worry about private houses, breasts. Houses, old people worry about their hearts, college students worry about renting houses, working people worry about renting houses, hospitalized people worry about delivery rooms, married people worry about new houses, ordinary people worry about house demolition, common people worry about housing, manufacturing The filmmakers worry about the box office, the rich worry about the second house, and the villains worry about the class room...

Therefore, a farmer was furious after hearing the "capitalist"'s argument, and refuted it on the spot: According to your absurd theory, the farmers should unite and raise the price of grain together, and mention 5000 yuan per kilogram. Buy it, if you don’t buy it, eat shit. I don’t have a house to live in the train station. Can you eat shit if you don’t have food?For the country. Indulgence. The price of the house is crazy, and the price of food is controlled?Do farmers deserve to die?Are farmers not human beings?Shouldn't we enjoy the fruits of social civilization?

Both food and housing are related to the national economy and the people's livelihood, and to social stability. Why must honest farmers bear this burden?Farmers will scold when they are in a hurry

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But the big ape is very stubborn, and it doesn't make sense to talk to it about the truth.

The "gift girl" despised it more and more, and repeatedly lowered the "rating" of the great ape in her heart: it has been downgraded from "legendary hero" to "not popular character"...

Chapter 312 Planning the Emperor's Career

Chapter 312 Planning the Emperor's Career