Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 313

The big ape is like the most stubborn "apprentice", which makes a group of "spiritual girls" who are the best teachers also feel headache.

The reason can also be regarded as a difference in concept.

"Girls of Artifacts" have accepted the concept that "history is written by the victors", or more bluntly, "Only the victors have the right to write and even tamper with history"...

But it is clear that the great apes do not accept this view.That's why it has been entangled and brooding over the tragic past it has encountered.

The "spiritual girls" had to take turns, constantly instilling in him the simple concept of "winner and loser".The previous victors said that you, the big monkey, are just fine. It’s a big deal. When you become a "winner" in the future, you can rewrite history according to your wishes...

On this point, the great ape refused to change, and was stubborn, so the "spiritual girl" felt a headache.

However, in view of the explosive "force value" of the great ape, the strength of the great ape will eventually return to its original level, so we can't count on "corporal punishment education". The "Girls of Artifacts" can only do their ideological work tirelessly.

For this reason, the "Qi Ling Girls" also searched their brains and asked Zi Xing, and made a lot of "heavy and delicious historical truths" as cases to chat with the big ape.

The truth of history is often submerged in public false texts.For example, Kangxi is about 1 meters tall, which has nothing to do with the "tall and majestic" mentioned by Shi.How cheating...

Because the big ape doesn't know which great god "Kangxi" is?It took half a day to explain the term "Kangxi".

The one who led the British and French allied forces into the Old Summer Palace was Gong Cheng, also known as Gong Banlun, the relative of Gong Zizhen, the greatest poet of the Qing Dynasty, who wrote "Luo. Red is not a ruthless thing, it turns into spring mud to protect flowers".

Because the great ape does not understand a series of nouns such as "British and French Allied Forces", "Old Summer Palace", and "Gong Zizhen", it took a day to explain the nouns.

Monk Yixiu is very coquettish, and at the age of 0, he still hangs out with ji. girls.

It took an hour to explain the noun "Yixiu".

Daji was not killed later, but was accepted as a concubine by Zhou Gongdan, the younger brother of King Wu of Zhou.However, Emperor Zhenzhen believed that this statement was only made up by Kong Rong to satirize Cao Cao.

explain...noun, time-consuming...

When the British and French allied forces entered the Old Summer Palace, there was a warehouse full of advanced firearms and muskets, which were almost rotten. They were all tributes from foreign countries around Qianlong, and they were much better than the weapons of the allied forces... There is another saying that the firearms of the Ming Dynasty were sealed up. up.The scientific research of the Ming Dynasty was very advanced, and those firecrackers and cannons were said to be much better than those of the same period.Later, the braided heads said that what the ancestors left cannot be discarded, they resolutely blocked all firearms, and closed the country, which led to the decline of China

explain...noun, time-consuming...

There was an eunuch in the Eastern Han Dynasty who framed other concubines for the empress. After the empress died, he immediately joined another empress. He was simply a empress accuser.This man's political behavior is unsightly.His name is Cai Lun, and he invented papermaking.

explain...noun, time-consuming...

When the tea leaves first arrived in foreign countries, foreigners poured out the tea juice after cooking, and then mixed the tea dregs with salt and pepper to eat, um, a very good dish of tigers.

explain...noun, time-consuming...

It is said that Tang Zhongzong Li Xian is the most awesome emperor in history.What is this for?Because he is the emperor, his father is the emperor, his younger brother is the emperor, he is the emperor, his nephew is the emperor, and what's more, he is also the emperor, so history gave him a very glorious emperor pill. "

explain...noun, time-consuming...

In history, there was one who served six emperors, and she was the empress Xiao of Emperor Sui Yang.Since she was married at the age of 13 as the princess of Jin in the Sui Dynasty, she has experienced six people including Yang Guang, Yu Wenhuaji, Dou Jiande, Turkic Chu Luo Khan, Ji Li Khan and Li Shimin.

explain...noun, time-consuming...

The German army before World War II - The Future Army" tells how to use mechanized troops to conduct mobile operations. The German army established a huge armored army based on this, and defeated France in just 6 weeks. The author of this book is the later French president—— — De Gaulle.The father of armor for everyone on earth is the German Guderian

explain...noun, time-consuming...

The city of Rome was once ordered to be burned down by the emperor because he wanted to watch the fireworks and recite poems. This emperor was called Nero.

explain...noun, time-consuming...

Chen Shimei is indeed a real person, but he is a loyal minister, and the relationship between his husband and wife is very good.Chen is from Hubei, and a fellow villager wanted to open a back door to him, but Chen Zhengzhi refused, so this fellow villager wrote a play in which Chen Shimei abandoned his wife and son in a very insidious way, and performed it everywhere. It is true that a good man has been slandered as a historical sinner by spreading rumors ten times and one hundred times.

explain...noun, time-consuming...

Zhu Xi, a scholar who preached "'preserving the principles of nature and destroying human desires', likes to dig his own grave, and once made his son's belly bigger...

explain...noun, time-consuming...

Edison's character is extremely poor, and his morals are extremely corrupt. It seems that talent has nothing to do with character.

explain...noun, time-consuming...

Emperor Sui Yang is the most outstanding emperor in history.When Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty was in Yangzhou, he made great efforts to govern the people.After becoming an emperor, digging the Grand Canal was a pioneering work in Chinese history.In addition, Yang Guang's literary talent is extremely high, you can search for his poems, they are very atmospheric.Historical records: Yang Guang was "good at writing". "Yang" is the posthumous title given to Yang Guang by Li Yuan. After the change of dynasty, it is unbelievable that people from later dynasties gave the former dynasties hobbies.Since Li Shimin's father was an old minister of the Sui Dynasty, it was a bit unreasonable to seize the throne from others, so Li Shimin, who later mastered the right to speak, completely subverted Sui Yang Emperor into the current image when he wrote the history of the Sui Dynasty.

explain...noun, time-consuming...

Empress Li of the Southern Tang Dynasty was a fanatical Buddhist, and his beautiful little Empress Zhou loved to hide in Qingliang Mountain to worship Buddha when they had nothing to do.

explain...noun, time-consuming...

Xiaoqing in the Legend of the White Snake is a man, and we were all fooled by the legend of the New White Snake when we were young.

explain...noun, time-consuming...

Before the age of 26, Newton had almost completed all his work in the physics world... the rest of his life was devoted to refining gold in brass and worshiping the emperor.

explain...noun, time-consuming...

Qu Yuan's surname is not Qu, but Mii's surname, and his descendants are not Qu, but Xiong.The reason why he is called Qu Yuan is because he died Qu, huh~ Qu Yuan, he loves the king of Chu, and he is frustrated and sad because the king of Chu changed his mind... The first person who brought up Qu Yuan was not a rotten woman or a comrade, but a national scholar Sun Cizhou, his views have been publicly supported by Zhu Ziqing and Wen Yiduo.

Zheng Banqiao is what he blatantly said in his autobiography.Add Zheng Banqiao.This dude loves handsome guys so much that when he was a county magistrate, seeing handsome guys and prisoners felt very distressed, and when he had to be punished, he was so sad that he shed tears...so much so that he proposed to abolish the penalty of beating the board, because it was really hard to suffer. I can't help but watch handsome guys... In terms of sexual orientation, it seems that the ancient times were much more open than the modern ones. Go to "Liaozhai Weicaotang Notes" or "Shishuoxinyu", there are "good, hip, wind" The probability of three characters appearing is not low.

Many emperors in history were twins. Child molestation was a very popular thing. Brother Chun probably wouldn't be very popular at the time.Looking at the history of the Western Han Dynasty, all 10 emperors were double.Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty also took all men and women. As for his male favorite, Han Yan and Han said that the two and Li Yannianji were sure. Wei Qinghuo Qubing can only say that the possibility is very high. Stand aside, there is no part for her.It is also said that Jin Riyi's younger brother is also very favored by Liu Che. In the Han Dynasty, the emperors are all fond of men, so don't expect the lower levels to maintain orthodoxy.Emperor Ai of the Han Dynasty and Emperor Daoxian are well-known to everyone... It is said that the Yellow Emperor molested children, and everyone has a good tradition.

Not only emperors and rich people, but Tong Tong accompanied his master to take the exam. In addition to taking care of his master’s board and lodging and carrying luggage, he also had to accompany him to sleep to solve his physical problems. At that time, Tong had multiple jobs, especially The special hotspots from Fujian and other places do not mean to speak ill of Fujian people...

explain...noun, time-consuming...

The "Girl with the Spirit" can give so many examples to the great ape in one breath, illustrating the same fact: only the victors are eligible to "write history".Even if he uglifies his former opponent, the vast majority of all living beings in future generations can only choose.

It's a pity that it's rare for this group of mischievous little girls to "tip" a monster with such earnestness, but the big ape never appreciates it.The first wave of powerful enlightenment offensive ended in failure.

It's hard work.The big ape looked at the "poor donkeys" girls with a contemptuous look, how old are you?Talking like the foot wraps of the queen mother who has lived for tens of thousands of years in the heaven, is it long and smelly? "

A biting comment made the girls pissed off.

"Can't you talk about some practical things? Bah, I guess you are only at this level. You stinking girls, can you understand?" The big ape continued to hit the girls with disdain.

Which of the "Girls with Artifact Spirits" is willing to admit defeat?Immediately "the crowd was furious."

The red girl said angrily, dare to laugh at our ignorance?Bah, have you been a 'bachelor' for tens of thousands of years?So far I can't find a girl, it's so pitiful.I will support you a few tricks.Hehe, there are special things to give gifts to your favorite monkey of the opposite sex: 1. The ring means that I love you from the bottom of my heart, and I am willing to be ordained for your love. 2. The necklace means that I will lock you tightly and hope that your heart There is only him, no other opposite sex. 3. Bracelet, which means that besides wanting to hold you, it also implies that he only loves you. 4. Bracelet, means that he wants to tie you for the rest of his life. , tied to the afterlife, hoping to be together in the next life; red roses represent passion and true love; yellow roses represent cherished blessings and jealousy of lovelorn; purple roses represent romantic true feelings and precious uniqueness; white roses represent purity and innocence; black roses represent tenderness and sincerity; Orange roses are youthful and beautiful; blue roses represent honesty and kindness..."

The big ape couldn't help but "bah", and said dissatisfied, I can only find some 'female monkeys' as lovers?This is the words? "

The orange girl sarcastically said yes, maybe she is gay, and the scientific name is "Glass".So, it won't look at 'Mother Monkey' even if it pursues lovers..."

绿女孩接口道追男性恋人，咱们也有招。就以最直接有效的送礼为例，那也是大大有讲究的：1.围巾我永远爱你2.杯一辈子3.信我想念你4.睡衣我给你我的全部5花我希望把我的名字放在你的心我你很聪明7.口香糖我希望跟你交往很久.香烟我讨厌你9我希望看你天真的爱情10.戒指你永远属于我的伞我在任何情况下都要保护你12.发夹我希望你能成功13.镜你别忘记我14.项链我要你在我身旁……”

“15.巧克力我爱你打火你是我的初恋17.圆珠笔我给你我的心的一半钥匙装饰品我希望你幸运19.粘贴补钢笔把我们的爱情珍藏在我的心里20.触觉娃娃手套希望你真实一点21.吉祥物我想跟你做22.手帕我等待分手以后再相遇23.日记我希望把我们两个人的回忆珍藏在心24.馅饼的馅饼哈哈,这个说明她很适合做你太太了.25.钱包代表你愿永伴他身旁26.皮带代表栓住他一辈子27.剃须刀代表他在你心中是优秀的成熟男性2.相册永远珍藏你和我的回忆29.千纸鹤:希望我和你的爱情有个美好的结局30.送手表，代表你和他像拥有分分秒秒的感情31.送领带，表示你把他套牢了让他永远在你身边不离开……”

……

The great ape was speechless for a while.

The comprehension ability of these little girls is really strong enough.It just refuses to have a "female monkey lover", so it must want to find a same-sex beast monster as a partner.Is this weird logic?

It couldn't help protesting angrily that I'm not a homosexual ghost to find a homosexual as a partner..."

When the young girl heard the cry of the great ape, she suddenly realized.She pointed at the big ape, and said with a chuckle, it turns out that what you like is 'yin.yang.human'.This, this is really heavy..."

The blue girl corrected her 'Yin.Yang.People', that's called 'human.demon'.However, the great ape likes people and demons, uh, they really have heavy tastes..."

The purple girl put on a look of profound knowledge, waved her hand, and said she was not afraid.It wants to pursue transsexuals who are neither yin nor yang, and give gifts, so it's okay to give some "neutral" ones.Such as 'chocolate': hazelnut chocolate - loyal; brownie - sweet; liqueur chocolate - drunk with you; milk chocolate - my honey..."

"There are many things that can be given away: watches. The implication is: see you every day, see you every now and then, see you every minute, every minute and every second will be with you, the watch is another form of clock, and the expanded idea is to fall in love with you. , the watch can also be used for getting along with each other, which is also what you need, to see if you are in love with each other."

"2. Wind chimes. The implication is: if you are a boy and a girl gives you wind chimes, it means... breaking up. In fact, wind chimes also have the meaning of missing and missing. But it is best not to give wind chimes to anyone casually. It is always meaningful It’s not very good, but it’s okay to buy it, and it’s a kind of melancholy happiness and sentimentality to hang in a ventilated room.”

“3.打火机。寓意为：打火机代表火,火代表激情，代表暗恋。4.围巾：1.缠住他她2.给他她温暖,表示你的关心3.是一种温心,细腻,大方的示爱手段5.杯子：一辈套：逃不出她他或它的掌心”

"Send a comb. The meaning is a kind of heart. 1. The comb represents lovesickness, which means that the other party misses you very much. 2. Comb combing hair every day also represents its closeness with you, representing the old age. 3. The comb also represents Love, in ancient times, generally has the meaning of making love 4. Combs also represent health, happiness sweeps away troubles, opens up knots in the heart, and combing hair will give people energy and confidence.”

……

The other "Girls with Artifact Spirits" are also unwilling to be lonely, and they are "supplementing" in a hurry——

"When giving a gift to a lover, not only should the choice be particular, but the color of the gift should not be sloppy. For example, the meanings represented by different colored crystals. Colorless crystals: represent purity, selflessness, and the ability to elevate people. Reiki, get rid of distracting thoughts; purple crystal: represents romance, marriage, noble color; yellow crystal: represents wealth and good luck; brown crystal: represents stability and Antai; green crystal: represents justice and development; ghost crystal: represents wealth and prosperity ;White ghost crystal: represents cleanness, for spiritual practice; Red ghost crystal: represents a prosperous career and prosperous fortune; Wealth and relief; green hair crystal: happiness and good luck; silver hair crystal: prosperity and evil spirits; pyramid crystal: gather energy, seek good luck and avoid evil; water tank crystal: magical, supernatural..."

……

The big ape was completely "shattered" by the girl's dense words.

It felt dizzy, and simply sat down on the ground, panting heavily.

There are still such "monsters" in this world.Really defeated by them

Chapter 313

Chapter 313