Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 399 Pig's Knuckles Are Busy!

"Prison"'s perception of Zi Xing has also made great progress in a positive direction. 【 】

Although it is not like the "Girls of Artifact Spirit", it is not too bitter to praise Zi Xing at all-"Prison" can't do such nasty things.

"Prison" put forward a "pragmatic" suggestion to Zi Xing, asking Zi Xing to "consider establishing a 'Six Worlds Gourmet School', which is specially used to recruit sons from cultivation families who like food.

Since the students are recruited from cultivators, the "tuition fee" can't be those "yellow and white vulgar things"! "Prison" advocates that there is no need to be polite to the 'prodigal sons' of those cultivation families, and let them steal their own family's 'comprehension stunts' in exchange for the production methods of various delicacies"...

"Prison" vowed to make a promise with Zi Xing: as long as it adopts its proposal to establish the "Six Realms Gourmet School", the various "Secrets" he brought will definitely pile up in the future, and "three-figure" "Gourmet Schools" with more than three figures will be built in various places in the Six Realms. The treasure house of martial arts" is not a problem.

Zi Xing was just listening.

He is not as confident as "prison".

Zi Xing thought to himself: This guy who values ​​"food" more than the sky, thinks that other cultivators also have this preference?Tsk tsk, for the food preparation method, I am willing to exchange the family's "Secrets of Cultivation". This kind of "dog.blood.plot" is only done by it... this is the only family, there is no semicolon.

The girls didn't have the complicated thoughts of "Brother Azusa", and were very interested in such a proposal from "Prison".This proposal really took care of their playful and troublesome nature, as if it was "tailor-made" for them.

The girls made "reservations" one after another, and as soon as the "Six Realms Gourmet School" was established, they would be "voluntary" to work as "teachers" in the school, teaching a group of outstanding students for Brother Zixing.

Zi Xing smiled wryly in his heart: Why did they also come to join in the fun.Isn't this equivalent to adding confusion to me in disguise?

Zi Xing was not very happy, and immediately hit the girls' enthusiasm for "being a teacher": "Be quiet! What kind of food do you know? What can you teach the students?"

"Brother Zi Xing looks down on people..."

Azusa star's obvious negative attitude hurt the girls.They all expressed dissatisfaction.

The red girl said: "Even if we don't know the 'how to make delicious food', we still have a way to help our students pass the exam." She said very confidently, definitely, and beyond doubt.

"What way?" Zi Xing asked casually.In fact, he basically doesn't put his mind on this aspect now.

"We can teach the "Three Kingdoms General Skills" to the students," the red girl said proudly: "With the Three Kingdoms General Skills in hand, the exam is easy to pass. For example, I can teach my students the 'General Skills'—"Diao Chan's Divorce '. Students can use this skill to throw away an eraser during the exam and appoint two invigilators to quarrel. Hehe, in this way, candidates can calmly cheat under their noses."

The orange girl was unwilling to be lonely and said: "You can also teach candidates 'Lu Bu Wushuang' - when cheating, two invigilators must discover it at the same time. Or 'Lu Meng Keji' - if there is no cheating in this exam , this test score is unlimited. Or use 'Big Joe. Guose' - you can use any eraser as a pleasure for the invigilator..."

The girl Huang was also interested and said: "My students can also use the general skill 'Xiahou Anal Crack' to cheat - the teacher who deducted points for himself needs to go to the toilet every minute. Or the military general skill 'Huatuo Qingsang' '——You can voluntarily discard a piece of eraser, so that any student can add 10 points to the exam. Each exam is limited to one time. Or use the general skill "Zhao Yun Longdan"——During the exam, you can use the eraser as a pen, and the pen as an eraser .'Sun Quan checks and balances' - you can change the test papers until you are satisfied."

The green girl said: "I can teach candidates the general skill 'horse super iron cavalry' - it is always regarded as equipped with a pair of binoculars, which can be aimed at the exam papers of the students at the next table. Or 'Sun Shangxiang married' - you can discard two rubbers to make yourself Another student of the opposite sex will get 10 points for each exam."

The young girl said: "I can teach my students 'Liu Beirende' - the points can be distributed to any students. Other students."

The purple girl said: "I will teach my students the military general skill 'Zhang Liao's surprise attack' - you can get 10 points from any two students. Or the military general skill 'Huang Gai Ku. Meat trick' - you can choose to give up doing one question, and get 20 extra points.”

The black girl said: "I can teach the general skill 'Zhang Fei's Roar' - you can cheat any number of times during the exam. Or the general skill 'Xu Chu Nude Clothes' - you can choose to give up 10 points, if you do, I will be with you Students who take the exam will be regarded as giving up 20 points. Or "Huang Yueying's Quick Wisdom" - when you get 10 points, you can immediately get another 10 points. Or "Diao Chan Closes the Moon" - in the sub-stage of paper collection, you will get an extra 10 points points. Or 'Cao Cao's heroine' - you can immediately get points for cheating questions."

The white girl said: "I will teach the candidates the military general skill 'Sima Yi Ghost Talent' - before your paper is graded, you can replace the original answer with any answer. 'Zhen Ji. Luoshen' - during the exam, you can throw Once a coin, if it faces heads, you will get 10 points immediately, and so on until it faces tails. "Zhou Yu's reverse time" - you can let a classmate choose one of your questions, if you know it, he can't or he can't, you can't, You will get a 10 immediately, and the student will get no marks for the question regardless of the result."

At the end, the red girl concluded: "There are many generals that can be taught to students to cheat. For example, 'Yang Xiu's cheese'-when a problem is not solved by classmates including you, you can do the next one. Then you will do this question.'Big Qiao Wandering' - when the teacher wants to deduct points from you, you can choose to discard an eraser and transfer it to the classmate next to you. 'Guan Yuwusheng' - you can use any The note is used as evidence that the classmate is cheating. 'Zhuge Kongcheng' - when you have not studied at all, you will not be affected by failing a subject. You can replace it with one of your failing grades..."

In the end, the girls came to the conclusion that there are so many "Three Kingdoms generals skills" that can be used by candidates to cheat. Those little guys who become their students guarantee that none of them will "fail" in the exam.

This is enough to fully demonstrate the girls' ability to "be a good teacher".Let them act as "head teachers" in the class, and the enrollment rate will always be [-]%...

Zi Xing was dizzy from hearing this.

There is such a group of mediocre teachers who actively teach candidates "cheating tricks" for the sake of "admission rate"!If they are really allowed to take the sacred position of "teachers", they must be a group of "deception" masters who are relentless! ! !

However, Zi Xing also vaguely guessed the little thoughts of some girls.He did not agree to print and distribute "teaching materials" such as "Gourmet Canon" to the girls, so that after the establishment of the "Six Realms Gourmet School", they can teach the students "food production methods" in a legitimate way. The girls have some opinions in their hearts of.

The purpose of making "Brother Zi Xing" pay attention to their value is also to use the method of half nonsense.

Zi Xing understood the thoughts of the little girls, so it was not good to criticize them face to face, so he could only laugh dryly, and said briefly: "I didn't expect that all of you are fans of the Three Kingdoms game..."

"You only know now. This proves that brother Zi Xing didn't care enough for us before!" the girls said in unison.

It is unwise to cause unanimous dissatisfaction among the girls.

Zi Xing resolutely stopped dwelling on the current topic.He took the initiative to chat with "Prison", the intention of "changing the subject" was very obvious.

For the topic of "food", "Prison" will never get tired of it. "Prison" suddenly thought of a question, so he took it out to ask Zi Xing: "It is said that 'food' is perfect when paired with delicious 'drinks', and I have no regrets since then. Mr. Zixin is a master in 'food'." Expert, do you know if there is any special research on 'drinks'?"

Zi Xing thought to himself: This "foodie" has put all his thoughts into "eating, drinking and drinking", yet he can still have such a high level of self-cultivation.I really don't know how it came here... Is it really a natural genius?It's not fair, it's not fair.

Verbally coping with "Prison", said: "Drinks, as a 'gourmet brickman', of course I also do research. It's just that for a while, I was a well-known 'tall, rich and handsome'. Drinks are more concerned. To put it bluntly, the drinks I know are basically 'for the rich and handsome'—drinks that Diao Si really can't afford!"

"Oh, I would like to hear the details." Prison was really interested.

Zi Xing really had something in his stomach, not "bluffing".He said frankly: "There is a drink called 'Evian Mineral Water', which is sold in a glass bottle. It costs more than 200 RMB. I also took a sip by chance. The softness of the water, the moment it rolls on the tip of the tongue , this young master is completely tall."

"There is another kind of 'sports drink', nb's big names drink it! rb: 400 yuan. I saw it by chance when I was traveling in the clouds, but unfortunately I didn't have enough prestige to try it. I asked who drank this drink People, how does it feel after drinking? People who drink drinks say: water taste."

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"Prison" sounded a bit confused.But it believes that Zi Xing is not a nonsense person, and "doesn't understand" is probably because his level is not enough.So he secretly memorized the names of the drinks Zi Xing listed.

The girls might still be a little angry, but "Brother Zi Xing" just underestimated them.At this time, the black girl said with some traces of "dismantling the stage": "'Evian' is in the sky. 330ml per bottle; 500550-7ml.1500 yuan per bottle; 50ml per bottle. For 1p, a can of Coca-Cola costs 2 pound, and in heaven, a can of Coca-Cola costs [-] yuan..."

The implication is that Zi Xing previously claimed that a bottle of "Evian" cost more than 200 yuan, which is suspected of being fake.

The young girl made things difficult from another angle: "...The official website of the General Administration of Quality Supervision, Inspection and Quarantine showed that in January 2011, 1 tons of Evian natural mineral water imported by China from France was also found to exceed the standard of nitrite. Before that, in 0.44 and 2006, three batches of Evian mineral water were found to have exceeded the total number of bacteria. As of 2007, Evian mineral water has been blacklisted for more than six years.”

The implication: it’s nothing more than the “mineral water” of a foreign brand, not as amazing as Zi Xing’s brother boasted!amazing!

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It seems that if you don't "settle" these little girls, you will be "destroyed" by them from time to time, and you will never want to "show off" any knowledge.

Zi Xing had no choice but to silently bow to the girls.That means, of course, I want to ask the girls to "be merciful".The girls thought that "Brother Zi Xing" had learned a lesson and knew that their important value and dignity could not be offended, and they were all very proud.Finally decided to let him go.

Zi Xing was able to continue pretending to be "tall, rich and handsome" in front of the "prison": "...there is a high-end drink, which is the British imperial family's special milk. Price: No matter how much money you spend in heaven Arrive!!!! The child who sits in a Rolls-Royce and drinks this milk to learn is the real second generation king! My son, also by chance, saw its packaging. Seeing its extravagant appearance Packing, my son immediately cried. Just like the old monk who saw Tang Seng's cassock...I often think...when can I buy a bottle?"

"There is a drink called 've mineral water'. Bill Gates once praised it as the purest mineral spring in the world. rb: 630. The minerals contained in the water are all natural. Unlike a certain mineral spring in our heavenly dynasty Water, I don’t even dare to call it mineral water. What is it called mineral water? It’s filtered water—artificially added minerals. When I saw ve, I bought a bottle. Such fairy dew, I dare not drink it to my heart’s content. Use a ratio of 1:100, mix it with plain water to drink. Even though it is mixed with water, I can still feel its sweetness..." When the girls heard this, they felt that Brother Zi Xing was too "small" and failed to pretend to be tall, rich and handsome !It's 1:100 mixed with water, it's still sweet!Put "saccharin"!Just keep blowing!

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Azusa Xing said: "There is an ix drink. It is processed from pure fruit. It is currently the mainstream rich and handsome drink in Europe and the United States. A bottle concentrates 60 apples, and it is of high quality. The price: more than 700 rb. My son saw it I knelt down immediately. Of course, it was because my wallet was too expensive. But in the end, I got a bottle, which has been stored in my water storage room... Whenever I invite fungus to my house, I always take it out , share a cup with the fungus, and tell her that 'No more than 50 people have drank it in Tianchao' except for the second generation of officials. Then...you can go around smoothly, you know!"

The girls curled their lips secretly together: "A bottle of drink contains 60 apple essences! You might as well blend it this time. This bottle can be exchanged for 000, and then you can use it to hook up 1000 black fungus—hehe, ten a year, you can 100 years! Sincerely, brother Zi Xing really made a lot of money this time!"

Azusa said: "There is a drink called ''! The rich second-generation children in the United States usually drink special beverages. Pepsi and delicious. They are all hanging silk drinks. The rich second-generation children in the United States drink it. Price: 420rb. After playing basketball, you take it out, and the black fungus will surround you. It is a symbol of wealth! My son, I have half a bottle. The other half bottle that is missing is to drink when chasing a fungus. After drinking the fungus Said, this one is not as good as Wanglaoji. Alas, my heart was broken all of a sudden. Immediately put the lid on...then throw on the fungus, slap, slap, slap, slap!"

Azusa said: "There is a kind of id beer! This kind of beer usually only appears in the top private clubs in Europe and the United States. Price: Refer to 3 bottles of Moutai. This beer, I used to have a bottle of this beer, but on my 21st birthday, I bought it with a friend. Opened it and drank it. The next day, after waking up, I looked at the empty bottle and cried. I was too impulsive... This kind of wine is also difficult to buy abroad. Because, its production is not popular... Seeing it, The general white-collar workers in the sky have to kneel down collectively. The price of a bottle: more than 4000. As for the good thing, let me tell you, the manufacturer only produces 1 bottles of each flavor every year. All are made from the world's best quality fruits. In foreign countries, holding a bottle of this in your hand is more face-saving than holding a 4. My son, I have kept a bottle and kept it in the freezer in the water storage room. Even if the 9-point black fungus begged me, I would not open it It. I have been waiting for the real goddess in my heart to open it for her... I never thought, I didn't expect, I swept it away impulsively at the birthday party..."

"...Thousands of words turned into one sentence: My heart hurts to death! Finally, I learned from the pain and made a difficult decision... Opened the bottle, filled it with Carlsberg immediately, asked someone to reseal the cap, and sold it to A rich second generation... I believe many Diao Si who have returned from studying abroad know about it."

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Regardless of the surprise on the audience's face, Zi Xing continued: "There is a kind of noble beer, which is usually found in foreign 'heaven and earth' level places... This wine is very bitter, I don't know why foreigners are so keen on it. Price: $117. And it’s a price without service charge. I have 6 bottles in my collection, and I’m going to find a few fungus to drink together when it’s about to expire... Then, with the fungus...you know...

Azusa said: "There is a drink called b, real noble champagne. The price: more than 1 rb. I have a bottle. I am going to meet my beloved goddess. Open it before the circle. For the goddess, this son No matter what! It's a pity that the goddess hasn't appeared so far, it's all black fungus..."

The girls were nitpicking again: "The noble champagne is only more than 1 rb? Fuck, is it drunk by the hungry nobles?"

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