Rebirth of King Zhou
Chapter 400 Why do you want to curry favor with "undercover agents"?
Chapter 400 Why do you want to curry favor with "undercover agents"?
While "Eighteen Hells" and the girls were expressing their opinions on the n kinds of "brand-name drinks" he threw out, Zi Xing's thoughts had already drifted to other places. 【 】
No wonder he has to use two things at once!Just because an unexpected visitor suddenly came to his "sea of consciousness".
To be more precise, it was a "lonely soul".
After the group of lonely souls appeared in Zi Xing's "sea of consciousness", it immediately transformed into a "Kututuo" image with a face full of flesh.
Seeing Ku Toutuo's face, Zi Xing did not connect with the so-called "ascetic monk image", but disrespectfully thought of a Qing Dynasty painting "Turtle. Slave. Send. Beauty. Picture" The image of "Turtle Slave" in the book.
The background of that painting was placed in the last years of Guangxu, and it was said that the public rental sector began to levy a "sedan chair tax". In order to save money, the halls with poor business, underage Qing. Instead of sitting in a sedan chair, the tortoise slave will carry it on his shoulders.A white towel is spread on Gui Nu's shoulders, and the Qing courtier sits obliquely on it, holding Gui Nu's head with his hands, while Gui Nu embraces the prostitute's feet with both hands.The tortoise and the slave carried the prostitute and the girl to swagger through the city, which became a big scene on Sima Road at that time. When I saw the painting and its content, I was attracted by the lively image of "Turtle Slave".I still remember deeply.
(To equate an eminent monk with a "turtle slave" is a sin, a sin!)
Ku Toutuo naturally didn't know what Zi Xing was thinking.He slowly opened his mouth to say hello to Zi Xing.The voice is also hoarse and old, dry and unpleasant.
Zi Xing pointed at it with some doubts, and asked, "You, who are you? How did you break into other people's 'sea of consciousness'?"
"Don't panic, benefactor. Although the poor monk can't tell you his true identity, I still want you to believe that the poor monk has no malicious intentions. Cough, not only is he not malicious, but also has great kindness. The poor monk came here specially to help the little monk. The benefactor comes..."
Although "Kututuo" said good things, his voice was dry and lacked any convincing power.
First of all, Zi Xing was not convinced by him.
Zi Xing's face was cloudy and uncertain, and he was secretly thinking: Should he ask the "Evil Nuwa" who is also temporarily residing in his "sea of consciousness" at this moment to clean up "Kututuo"?
This guy in front of him doesn't look easy to deal with.
At this moment, "Kututuo" said a word, dispelling Zi Xing's idea of expelling him.
"Benefactor, don't you realize that one of your companions appears here at this time, it seems very strange? Have you ever thought that it may become an extremely unstable factor around you?" Ku Toutuo looked Ask Zi Xing solemnly.
"No..." Zi Xing replied subconsciously.Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and an idea popped up.Zi Xing hurriedly asked him tentatively: "Are you referring to a monkey?"
"Smart man, you can see through a little bit." Ku Toutuo nodded in satisfaction: "Yes, I mean the 'Golden Retriever Ape'. You and your companions are not at all surprised why it appeared in front of you at this time ?"
"The previous situation was too tense, and I really ignored this weird phenomenon." Zi Xing smiled wryly: "When you have time to calm down and think about it carefully, its appearance is indeed too unreasonable."
"Well, what's unreasonable?" Ku Toutuo asked urgently, as if he wanted to test Zi Xing.
Zi Xing counted with his fingers: "First of all, neither the Qi Ling girls nor I immediately thought that the golden-haired great ape was designed by a certain 'stinky fungus' when he was in the other world. I was hit by Grandpa Zhu's 'Fate-Defying God's Eye'. After that, it turned into a prehistoric soldier 'Evil King's Shield'..."
"Isn't it possible that the so-called 'stinky fungus' brought it to this 'place of lore'?" Ku Toutuo asked back.
"This may not be completely absent! That's why, the girls and I didn't suspect the big ape for the first time." Zi Xing said with a serious face: "But think about it carefully, even if the stinky fungus has the ability to bring the big ape here' The land of lore", she may not have the ability to stuff the big ape into my "storage space" without anyone noticing it; The big ape that looked like it was easily changed back to its original appearance!!! So, there is a lot of doubt about this big ape..."
……
When Zi Xing spoke up to this point, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a rather strange expression on the face of the old man in front of him.
Zi Xing is a sensitive guy, once he saw the other person's expression, he knew something was wrong, so he stopped talking.Instead, he asked Ku Toutuo: "Is there something wrong with what I said?"
"The doubts you mentioned all exist in the great ape, so I can't say that what you said is wrong." Ku Toutuo sighed: "But what I want to tell you is: no matter how incredible you feel, then The big ape is indeed the one that once became the 'Evil King's Shield'."
"How is this possible? How did it change from the appearance of the 'empty shield' back to its original form? It sneaked into my 'storage space' without alarming me?" Zi Xing murmured with disbelief on his face. talking to himself.
"The one who created this series of 'miracles' is precisely the 'stinky fungus' in your mouth." Ku Toutuo sighed and said, "You and the 'Eighteen Hells' think that you have already eaten the 'stinky fungus'." She is dead, but she can play with her opponent at will! You actually underestimated her strength too much!"
"You mean that 'stinky fungus' has been pretending? She has been 'pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger'?" Zi Xing was completely stunned: "She did not hesitate to be humiliated in the 'Eighteen Hells', and has been pretending. Beda. Have we all fallen into the trap she set up?"
"You finally hit the point." Ku Toutuo praised Zi Xing in the mood.
"As far as I know, for the past 10,000+ years, what the fungus has been determined to do is to 'connect the six worlds into a whole'. Could it be that what she is planning now is still to fulfill this ambition? "Zi Xing guessed.
"It can also be explained in this way."
Ku Toutuo looked omniscient and full of superiority: "The ultimate goal of 'stinky fungus' is to 'connect the six worlds'. To complete the grand ambition of connecting the six worlds, there are six stages. The goal - that is to collect the "secret weapons" buried in the "lore lands" of the six worlds. Those are six epoch-making "secret weapons". Even if she is as conceited as a "stinky fungus", she has to go here in person A 'lore place', and with the help of the power of the 'Eighteen Hells', there is hope to collect that 'secret weapon'..."
"What kind of 'secret weapon' is hidden in this place?" Zixing was very curious, and couldn't help but guess by himself: "Is it those 'billion light-year bacteria'?"
Ku Toutuo let out a cold snort, and said disdainfully, "Those billion-year-old bacteria are nothing more than top-notch bodyguards guarding that 'peerless weapon'. The 'key' to the 'secret weapon'..."
Hearing that the ugly old man in front of him was so "important", Zi Xing couldn't help but respect him.However, what he is most concerned about now is still another thing.Zi Xing couldn't help asking like a "curious baby": "What is the 'secret weapon' of this 'Lore Land' you mentioned? Can you tell me?"
"Why can't I tell you? Why should I show up to meet you just to give you this 'secret weapon'?"
Although the other party's answer is what Zixing likes to hear, it also reminds Zixing of the "Wengou. Blood Bridge" section of "the tiger's body shakes, and the little brother comes to vote".In Zi Xing's cognition, the dog-blood bridge in the novel is often "seldom realized or seen with his own eyes" in reality.
Zi Xing became vigilant and quietly kept a safe distance from the other party.Only then did I ask the question I wanted to know the most: "After talking for a long time, what kind of 'secret weapon' is hidden in this 'Land of Death'?"
I was dubious about Ku Toutuo's words in my heart, and needed more information to make a comprehensive judgment.
Ku Toutuo was straightforward, and satisfied his curiosity: "This 'secret weapon' is called 'Three Lives'. But, don't be fooled, I'm going to hand over 'Three Lives' to you. Please pass it on to one of your friends. I don't want to give it to you... To tell the truth, even if you give 'Three Lives' to you, it is a piece of waste for you. 'Three Lives' Only in the hands of your friend can you unleash the shocking power to destroy the world..."
As the other party talked eloquently, Zi Xing gradually figured out a clear idea in his mind: "Stinky fungus" is the "secret weapon" that wants to collect the six "lore places" in the six worlds, and then Use these six major weapons to carry out special operations, and finally open up the "channel" connecting the six worlds...
He couldn't help but ask again: "What is the magic of the 'secret weapon' Sansheng here? Who do you want me to hand it over to?"
"I hope you will hand over 'Three Lives' to the golden-haired great ape." Ku Toutuo said in a word.
Zi Xing was shocked.After a long circle, it returned to the body of the "Golden Retriever Ape".No wonder "stinky fungus" has to work so hard on it, and is willing to spend so much energy!
Could it be that this great ape is hiding a secret that he doesn't know about? !
"Strictly speaking, the 'Three Lives' should belong to the golden-haired great ape." For the first time, Ku Toutuo's face showed a solemn look: "It belongs to the monkey's 'future memory'!"
"Memory from the future?"
Zi Xing murmured and repeated, his eyes filled with confusion.
"The so-called 'three lives' are actually the monkey's three memories of 'past life', 'present' and 'future'." Ku Toutuo said: "The monkey is a miraculous life that exists between heaven and earth. Because it is conceived by the essence of heaven and earth. There is no real 'flesh.body', so the mana it cultivates exists in the form of 'nothingness'..."
"Something I don't understand." Zi Xing grimaced.
"Don't understand? Then you can simply understand it this way: the monkey's power was once divided into three, one is called 'past life', the other is called 'present', and the third is called 'future'. These three lives are It is equal to the monkey's three avatars. Only when the monkey's three "clones" are combined into one can the monkey's strength reach its peak state of perfection. This "three lives" integration is not simply a quantitative change in which one plus one is greater than two , but a qualitative leap... At that time, the monkey's strength may even skyrocket to the realm of being able to disdain the 'sage'..."
While Zixing's heart was filled with turmoil, he couldn't help thinking about Nuwa's situation.The former "Saint Nuwa" was also unluckily "divided into three"!The monkey was also "divided into three"... Is this just an astonishing coincidence?Or, there is some kind of unknown secret of the fairy world hidden in it?
Ku Toutuo finally said: "The 'Three Lives' I want you to give to the monkey is actually only its 'future'. The real monkey you know is the 'now'..."
Oh, so it is.
Feeling the surprise, Zi Xing couldn't help but said with great interest: "The big ape is actually the 'now'? In this way, it has gained the 'future' again. The three avatars don't merge with the second one, and their strength is incomparable." Underestimated."
"No. If the monkey gets the 'future' that I keep in my collection, then its 'three avatars' will be perfectly integrated." Ku Toutuo said word by word: "It's just because the 'evil king' The "empty shield" is the monkey's "past life". Now the "stinky fungus" has merged the monkey's "past life" and "present". As long as the "future" is obtained again, the monkey will become one of the invincible existences in the six worlds... "
Zi Xing's blood boiled when he heard it!
A peerless cultivation master is by his side!Usually, you don't know how to build a good relationship, that's called bad luck; now that you know the truth, it's too stupid not to mend the relationship quickly!
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After Zi Xing "wandered" for a while in his "sea of knowledge", he returned to the scene of "brewing" stinky fungus with a sigh of relief.Seeing "stinky fungus" pretending to be a weak person again, Zi Xing couldn't help feeling disgusted in his heart.
On the other hand, the "Qi Ling Girls" are still watching "Agaric Suffering. Abuse" with great interest.It seems that the delicacy of "watering horse meat" is really very ornamental.
While watching, the narrow-minded girls still didn't forget to make fun of the golden-haired great ape who was also a "spectator".
For example, seeing the scalding super-high temperature water poured on the buttocks of the "demon horse", and then flowing straight down here, to a certain hidden part... Chi girl said mockingly to the big ape: " Oops, look, if that 'demon horse' was not a female, it would have been turned into a 'monitor' just now! Tj, do you understand what it is? It's a 'male horse' like you. Xing' might turn into something... Ha, when you fight against your enemies in the future, be careful that the opponent will use tricks to turn you into a tj..."
The black girl who likes to show off the most rushes to use the noun to explain: "The process of becoming a tj is very painful, which can be described by the idiom 'miserable. Inhuman. : Purification body generally chooses late spring and early summer. The process of purifying body will suffer unbearable pain for ordinary people. People who purify body will howl like ghosts for three or four days before they can pass. You need to save some money, redeem your lost things, and bury them with you when you die. It is said that if you don’t redeem them, the King of Hades won’t take you in after you die, neither male nor female, with incomplete six senses..."
……
Zi Xing sweated profusely.On the one hand, it’s because the spirits are posing as “cute girls”, but they are talking about cruel topics that are “unsuitable for children”; It's really rude for a distinguished friend to "spread nonsense"! ! !
Therefore, Zi Xing rushed forward, and the flattering attitude he showed towards the big ape was so obvious that the girls were deeply surprised.
Zi Xing thought that he was serious and preached: "Hey, how can you compare the noble brother Jin with the humble TJ? Brother Jin is so handsome and talented, at least he can be called a 'son-in-law' Dangdang. Why do you want to be reduced to TJ? It's really nonsense..."
The girls all stared at Zi Xing with weird eyes, thinking in unison in their hearts: Brother Zi Xing must have taken the wrong medicine, right?Why is there such an attitude towards the big monkey?He said before that he wanted the big ape to be a free thug and bodyguard, but then there is no need to curry favor with the big ape, right?Is this to hire a bodyguard or to recognize a godfather? ...
But when it comes to "son-in-law", the red girl also said: "In ancient times, the bride and groom had never met each other before the bridal chamber, and it was embarrassing to take off their clothes when they met for the first time. Open crotch pants as a dowry, so that the daughter can reduce psychological barriers when she has sex for the first time. It also prevents the man from feeling too excited and premature ejaculation because the woman took off her clothes, or because of hurting. Shame and difficult to perform normally... This is true for ordinary people's marriages, but when it comes to the marriage of real royal princesses, there are many rules. For example, before the princess gets married, a court lady must be selected to act as a "trial marriage princess" and arrive with the dowry The son-in-law's family. That night, the "trial marriage princess" shared the bed with the son-in-law, and went back the next day to report on the size, hardness, and endurance of the son-in-law... If there is nothing wrong with the horse, the princess will marry later After the trial marriage, stay in the son-in-law's house as a concubine or maid)... Hehe, it's not unreasonable to regard this as a kind of 'shoulder horse'..."
……
Azusa was dizzy and sweated all over Nicaragua Falls.
Really being led astray... Uh, it can't be said to be "being led as bad"!He was the one closest to the girls, and if he really wanted to say that they were "leaded to evil", he really couldn't get rid of the suspicion.But I am wronged.They have always been taught to "lead by example" to learn well, so why did they become such characters?Is there really such a thing as "Heaven. Born. Bad. Seed"? ...
Zi Xing, who was stunned by the extremely powerful conversation of the red girl, had already forgotten what he was going to say next.
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While "Eighteen Hells" and the girls were expressing their opinions on the n kinds of "brand-name drinks" he threw out, Zi Xing's thoughts had already drifted to other places. 【 】
No wonder he has to use two things at once!Just because an unexpected visitor suddenly came to his "sea of consciousness".
To be more precise, it was a "lonely soul".
After the group of lonely souls appeared in Zi Xing's "sea of consciousness", it immediately transformed into a "Kututuo" image with a face full of flesh.
Seeing Ku Toutuo's face, Zi Xing did not connect with the so-called "ascetic monk image", but disrespectfully thought of a Qing Dynasty painting "Turtle. Slave. Send. Beauty. Picture" The image of "Turtle Slave" in the book.
The background of that painting was placed in the last years of Guangxu, and it was said that the public rental sector began to levy a "sedan chair tax". In order to save money, the halls with poor business, underage Qing. Instead of sitting in a sedan chair, the tortoise slave will carry it on his shoulders.A white towel is spread on Gui Nu's shoulders, and the Qing courtier sits obliquely on it, holding Gui Nu's head with his hands, while Gui Nu embraces the prostitute's feet with both hands.The tortoise and the slave carried the prostitute and the girl to swagger through the city, which became a big scene on Sima Road at that time. When I saw the painting and its content, I was attracted by the lively image of "Turtle Slave".I still remember deeply.
(To equate an eminent monk with a "turtle slave" is a sin, a sin!)
Ku Toutuo naturally didn't know what Zi Xing was thinking.He slowly opened his mouth to say hello to Zi Xing.The voice is also hoarse and old, dry and unpleasant.
Zi Xing pointed at it with some doubts, and asked, "You, who are you? How did you break into other people's 'sea of consciousness'?"
"Don't panic, benefactor. Although the poor monk can't tell you his true identity, I still want you to believe that the poor monk has no malicious intentions. Cough, not only is he not malicious, but also has great kindness. The poor monk came here specially to help the little monk. The benefactor comes..."
Although "Kututuo" said good things, his voice was dry and lacked any convincing power.
First of all, Zi Xing was not convinced by him.
Zi Xing's face was cloudy and uncertain, and he was secretly thinking: Should he ask the "Evil Nuwa" who is also temporarily residing in his "sea of consciousness" at this moment to clean up "Kututuo"?
This guy in front of him doesn't look easy to deal with.
At this moment, "Kututuo" said a word, dispelling Zi Xing's idea of expelling him.
"Benefactor, don't you realize that one of your companions appears here at this time, it seems very strange? Have you ever thought that it may become an extremely unstable factor around you?" Ku Toutuo looked Ask Zi Xing solemnly.
"No..." Zi Xing replied subconsciously.Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and an idea popped up.Zi Xing hurriedly asked him tentatively: "Are you referring to a monkey?"
"Smart man, you can see through a little bit." Ku Toutuo nodded in satisfaction: "Yes, I mean the 'Golden Retriever Ape'. You and your companions are not at all surprised why it appeared in front of you at this time ?"
"The previous situation was too tense, and I really ignored this weird phenomenon." Zi Xing smiled wryly: "When you have time to calm down and think about it carefully, its appearance is indeed too unreasonable."
"Well, what's unreasonable?" Ku Toutuo asked urgently, as if he wanted to test Zi Xing.
Zi Xing counted with his fingers: "First of all, neither the Qi Ling girls nor I immediately thought that the golden-haired great ape was designed by a certain 'stinky fungus' when he was in the other world. I was hit by Grandpa Zhu's 'Fate-Defying God's Eye'. After that, it turned into a prehistoric soldier 'Evil King's Shield'..."
"Isn't it possible that the so-called 'stinky fungus' brought it to this 'place of lore'?" Ku Toutuo asked back.
"This may not be completely absent! That's why, the girls and I didn't suspect the big ape for the first time." Zi Xing said with a serious face: "But think about it carefully, even if the stinky fungus has the ability to bring the big ape here' The land of lore", she may not have the ability to stuff the big ape into my "storage space" without anyone noticing it; The big ape that looked like it was easily changed back to its original appearance!!! So, there is a lot of doubt about this big ape..."
……
When Zi Xing spoke up to this point, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a rather strange expression on the face of the old man in front of him.
Zi Xing is a sensitive guy, once he saw the other person's expression, he knew something was wrong, so he stopped talking.Instead, he asked Ku Toutuo: "Is there something wrong with what I said?"
"The doubts you mentioned all exist in the great ape, so I can't say that what you said is wrong." Ku Toutuo sighed: "But what I want to tell you is: no matter how incredible you feel, then The big ape is indeed the one that once became the 'Evil King's Shield'."
"How is this possible? How did it change from the appearance of the 'empty shield' back to its original form? It sneaked into my 'storage space' without alarming me?" Zi Xing murmured with disbelief on his face. talking to himself.
"The one who created this series of 'miracles' is precisely the 'stinky fungus' in your mouth." Ku Toutuo sighed and said, "You and the 'Eighteen Hells' think that you have already eaten the 'stinky fungus'." She is dead, but she can play with her opponent at will! You actually underestimated her strength too much!"
"You mean that 'stinky fungus' has been pretending? She has been 'pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger'?" Zi Xing was completely stunned: "She did not hesitate to be humiliated in the 'Eighteen Hells', and has been pretending. Beda. Have we all fallen into the trap she set up?"
"You finally hit the point." Ku Toutuo praised Zi Xing in the mood.
"As far as I know, for the past 10,000+ years, what the fungus has been determined to do is to 'connect the six worlds into a whole'. Could it be that what she is planning now is still to fulfill this ambition? "Zi Xing guessed.
"It can also be explained in this way."
Ku Toutuo looked omniscient and full of superiority: "The ultimate goal of 'stinky fungus' is to 'connect the six worlds'. To complete the grand ambition of connecting the six worlds, there are six stages. The goal - that is to collect the "secret weapons" buried in the "lore lands" of the six worlds. Those are six epoch-making "secret weapons". Even if she is as conceited as a "stinky fungus", she has to go here in person A 'lore place', and with the help of the power of the 'Eighteen Hells', there is hope to collect that 'secret weapon'..."
"What kind of 'secret weapon' is hidden in this place?" Zixing was very curious, and couldn't help but guess by himself: "Is it those 'billion light-year bacteria'?"
Ku Toutuo let out a cold snort, and said disdainfully, "Those billion-year-old bacteria are nothing more than top-notch bodyguards guarding that 'peerless weapon'. The 'key' to the 'secret weapon'..."
Hearing that the ugly old man in front of him was so "important", Zi Xing couldn't help but respect him.However, what he is most concerned about now is still another thing.Zi Xing couldn't help asking like a "curious baby": "What is the 'secret weapon' of this 'Lore Land' you mentioned? Can you tell me?"
"Why can't I tell you? Why should I show up to meet you just to give you this 'secret weapon'?"
Although the other party's answer is what Zixing likes to hear, it also reminds Zixing of the "Wengou. Blood Bridge" section of "the tiger's body shakes, and the little brother comes to vote".In Zi Xing's cognition, the dog-blood bridge in the novel is often "seldom realized or seen with his own eyes" in reality.
Zi Xing became vigilant and quietly kept a safe distance from the other party.Only then did I ask the question I wanted to know the most: "After talking for a long time, what kind of 'secret weapon' is hidden in this 'Land of Death'?"
I was dubious about Ku Toutuo's words in my heart, and needed more information to make a comprehensive judgment.
Ku Toutuo was straightforward, and satisfied his curiosity: "This 'secret weapon' is called 'Three Lives'. But, don't be fooled, I'm going to hand over 'Three Lives' to you. Please pass it on to one of your friends. I don't want to give it to you... To tell the truth, even if you give 'Three Lives' to you, it is a piece of waste for you. 'Three Lives' Only in the hands of your friend can you unleash the shocking power to destroy the world..."
As the other party talked eloquently, Zi Xing gradually figured out a clear idea in his mind: "Stinky fungus" is the "secret weapon" that wants to collect the six "lore places" in the six worlds, and then Use these six major weapons to carry out special operations, and finally open up the "channel" connecting the six worlds...
He couldn't help but ask again: "What is the magic of the 'secret weapon' Sansheng here? Who do you want me to hand it over to?"
"I hope you will hand over 'Three Lives' to the golden-haired great ape." Ku Toutuo said in a word.
Zi Xing was shocked.After a long circle, it returned to the body of the "Golden Retriever Ape".No wonder "stinky fungus" has to work so hard on it, and is willing to spend so much energy!
Could it be that this great ape is hiding a secret that he doesn't know about? !
"Strictly speaking, the 'Three Lives' should belong to the golden-haired great ape." For the first time, Ku Toutuo's face showed a solemn look: "It belongs to the monkey's 'future memory'!"
"Memory from the future?"
Zi Xing murmured and repeated, his eyes filled with confusion.
"The so-called 'three lives' are actually the monkey's three memories of 'past life', 'present' and 'future'." Ku Toutuo said: "The monkey is a miraculous life that exists between heaven and earth. Because it is conceived by the essence of heaven and earth. There is no real 'flesh.body', so the mana it cultivates exists in the form of 'nothingness'..."
"Something I don't understand." Zi Xing grimaced.
"Don't understand? Then you can simply understand it this way: the monkey's power was once divided into three, one is called 'past life', the other is called 'present', and the third is called 'future'. These three lives are It is equal to the monkey's three avatars. Only when the monkey's three "clones" are combined into one can the monkey's strength reach its peak state of perfection. This "three lives" integration is not simply a quantitative change in which one plus one is greater than two , but a qualitative leap... At that time, the monkey's strength may even skyrocket to the realm of being able to disdain the 'sage'..."
While Zixing's heart was filled with turmoil, he couldn't help thinking about Nuwa's situation.The former "Saint Nuwa" was also unluckily "divided into three"!The monkey was also "divided into three"... Is this just an astonishing coincidence?Or, there is some kind of unknown secret of the fairy world hidden in it?
Ku Toutuo finally said: "The 'Three Lives' I want you to give to the monkey is actually only its 'future'. The real monkey you know is the 'now'..."
Oh, so it is.
Feeling the surprise, Zi Xing couldn't help but said with great interest: "The big ape is actually the 'now'? In this way, it has gained the 'future' again. The three avatars don't merge with the second one, and their strength is incomparable." Underestimated."
"No. If the monkey gets the 'future' that I keep in my collection, then its 'three avatars' will be perfectly integrated." Ku Toutuo said word by word: "It's just because the 'evil king' The "empty shield" is the monkey's "past life". Now the "stinky fungus" has merged the monkey's "past life" and "present". As long as the "future" is obtained again, the monkey will become one of the invincible existences in the six worlds... "
Zi Xing's blood boiled when he heard it!
A peerless cultivation master is by his side!Usually, you don't know how to build a good relationship, that's called bad luck; now that you know the truth, it's too stupid not to mend the relationship quickly!
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After Zi Xing "wandered" for a while in his "sea of knowledge", he returned to the scene of "brewing" stinky fungus with a sigh of relief.Seeing "stinky fungus" pretending to be a weak person again, Zi Xing couldn't help feeling disgusted in his heart.
On the other hand, the "Qi Ling Girls" are still watching "Agaric Suffering. Abuse" with great interest.It seems that the delicacy of "watering horse meat" is really very ornamental.
While watching, the narrow-minded girls still didn't forget to make fun of the golden-haired great ape who was also a "spectator".
For example, seeing the scalding super-high temperature water poured on the buttocks of the "demon horse", and then flowing straight down here, to a certain hidden part... Chi girl said mockingly to the big ape: " Oops, look, if that 'demon horse' was not a female, it would have been turned into a 'monitor' just now! Tj, do you understand what it is? It's a 'male horse' like you. Xing' might turn into something... Ha, when you fight against your enemies in the future, be careful that the opponent will use tricks to turn you into a tj..."
The black girl who likes to show off the most rushes to use the noun to explain: "The process of becoming a tj is very painful, which can be described by the idiom 'miserable. Inhuman. : Purification body generally chooses late spring and early summer. The process of purifying body will suffer unbearable pain for ordinary people. People who purify body will howl like ghosts for three or four days before they can pass. You need to save some money, redeem your lost things, and bury them with you when you die. It is said that if you don’t redeem them, the King of Hades won’t take you in after you die, neither male nor female, with incomplete six senses..."
……
Zi Xing sweated profusely.On the one hand, it’s because the spirits are posing as “cute girls”, but they are talking about cruel topics that are “unsuitable for children”; It's really rude for a distinguished friend to "spread nonsense"! ! !
Therefore, Zi Xing rushed forward, and the flattering attitude he showed towards the big ape was so obvious that the girls were deeply surprised.
Zi Xing thought that he was serious and preached: "Hey, how can you compare the noble brother Jin with the humble TJ? Brother Jin is so handsome and talented, at least he can be called a 'son-in-law' Dangdang. Why do you want to be reduced to TJ? It's really nonsense..."
The girls all stared at Zi Xing with weird eyes, thinking in unison in their hearts: Brother Zi Xing must have taken the wrong medicine, right?Why is there such an attitude towards the big monkey?He said before that he wanted the big ape to be a free thug and bodyguard, but then there is no need to curry favor with the big ape, right?Is this to hire a bodyguard or to recognize a godfather? ...
But when it comes to "son-in-law", the red girl also said: "In ancient times, the bride and groom had never met each other before the bridal chamber, and it was embarrassing to take off their clothes when they met for the first time. Open crotch pants as a dowry, so that the daughter can reduce psychological barriers when she has sex for the first time. It also prevents the man from feeling too excited and premature ejaculation because the woman took off her clothes, or because of hurting. Shame and difficult to perform normally... This is true for ordinary people's marriages, but when it comes to the marriage of real royal princesses, there are many rules. For example, before the princess gets married, a court lady must be selected to act as a "trial marriage princess" and arrive with the dowry The son-in-law's family. That night, the "trial marriage princess" shared the bed with the son-in-law, and went back the next day to report on the size, hardness, and endurance of the son-in-law... If there is nothing wrong with the horse, the princess will marry later After the trial marriage, stay in the son-in-law's house as a concubine or maid)... Hehe, it's not unreasonable to regard this as a kind of 'shoulder horse'..."
……
Azusa was dizzy and sweated all over Nicaragua Falls.
Really being led astray... Uh, it can't be said to be "being led as bad"!He was the one closest to the girls, and if he really wanted to say that they were "leaded to evil", he really couldn't get rid of the suspicion.But I am wronged.They have always been taught to "lead by example" to learn well, so why did they become such characters?Is there really such a thing as "Heaven. Born. Bad. Seed"? ...
Zi Xing, who was stunned by the extremely powerful conversation of the red girl, had already forgotten what he was going to say next.
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