Rebirth of King Zhou

The Golden Retriever Great Ape would not comment on the boasted ability of the Qi Ling girls to "strike up a conversation with people".upload update

On the one hand, because it basically can't understand what the Qiling girls are saying?On the other hand, it doesn't care much about what the girls say either?

Its mission, as long as it tricks Zixing and the girls into the "hell world", it will be considered a success.

Based on the above position, the golden-haired great ape said with a "pragmatic" face: "Well, since you are so confident, that's good. After arriving in the hell world, I will leave it to you to lobby the hermit power... "

Speaking of this, he quietly lowered his voice and asked them: "Brother Xin of yours should still miss Long Ji. If you insist on asking that 'powerful' to deal with Long Ji, won't he have any objections to you because of this? "

Well, that's a problem.

Although it is a little strange that the big ape would think about this matter for Zi Xing, it must be strange, but "taking care of Zi Xing's brother's emotions" is also a very important topic.Qi Ling girl thinks that one must not be careless...

The girls thought about it, and began to "suggest advice" to brother Zi Xing.

Chi girl said: "Brother Zixing, you work hard for the family, but the other half, she doesn't seem to have the slightest enthusiasm and responsibility for the family-don't you feel that everything you have worked hard for is in vain, and the meaning of life is gone ?”

Orange girl: "Her interest in life is all about killing the Three Kingdoms half a year ago, and now it's Desperate World. This kind of enthusiasm starts from the first moment of waking up in the morning and lasts until after 11:30 in the evening. She is tireless. She is never tired of it. Apart from this I am not interested in anything other than housework. Not to mention housework, I have no time to take care of personal hygiene. Can you imagine that there are such sloppy women in this world? The changed underwear can be placed in the The bathroom has not been washed for half a year, and it stinks."

Green girl: "In addition to her own interests, for all other things, her mantra is two sentences: I am tired, I am sleepy. Yes, her interests have exhausted every bit of her energy. Twice She slept too hard, the child fell from the bed, it was very heavy, luckily there was nothing wrong with the fall. The child cried and cried. As long as she felt sleepy, she had to throw the child to others, and the sky would not stop her She needs to sleep. She can play and play all the time, and if she hears that the child is moving and needs someone, she can jump on the bed with a lunge, expressing that she is tired and sleepy, and she does not want to take the child, so she can push it to others.”

Young girl: "In the past year, brother Zi Xing, you have practiced very hard. You often work overtime and come back in the middle of the night. She must still be sitting in front of the computer. Playing, flirting with someone. Once, it was suspected of cheating, but I didn't investigate it deeply, it was too tiring."

Black girl: "It was once agreed that each of the children's clothes should be washed once. When it was her turn, she would definitely shirk it. When it was your turn, brother Zi Xing, you couldn't refuse. You were exhausted and burned on both sides of your cultivation life. One day, you Once again, she practiced until midnight. She was unwell and didn’t have a good rest. The next day, she saved up three times the usual amount of children’s clothes for you to wash—because it’s your turn this time. While washing, you thought: ‘this Is this the life I want? What is the meaning of my life? I'm exhausted like this, maybe the result is just like a joke - she can find another one. Live in my house and spend my money. Hit my boy.'”

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Although Zi Xing knows that "like exaggeration" has gradually evolved into the collective personality of the Qiling girls, but when she hears their "lethal" words, she still hears "black lines" in her head.

"Lots of nonsense!!!" Zi Xing said "viciously", "With all this free time, save it to lobby that so-called 'hell hermit'..."

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Zi Xing, the "Eighteen Hells", and the golden-haired great ape all locked on Princess Longji with their "spiritual consciousness", so there is no need to worry about "losing" Longji in the short term.

The strange combination of their line soon came to the "hell world". !.

The strange thing is that the scene they saw was different from Longji's "cosmic drifting".

If it is said that what Princess Longji saw was "nothingness", then what Zi Xing and his party saw was a beautiful scene like "Taoyuan"-in short, it was very abnormal.Please, this is the famous "hell"! ! ! ! !

It makes people feel like they have come to "Xanadu"! ! !This "hell" is a bit of a failure! ! !

Zi Xing and the "Eighteen Hells" only wondered for a few seconds whether this place was "Hell" or not?Immediately, their attention shifted.

After careful research, they determined that Princess Longji should have also come to this world, because they could feel her breath.

But Princess Longji didn't know where she was hiding?Zi Xing scanned everywhere with the "Eye of Primordial Mist", but not only could not find Long Ji, but even the "Thunder Tribulation Constellation" that she carried with her always seemed to disappear out of thin air, and none of them could be seen.

Strange thing... Zi Xing was full of doubts.

Before he had time to think about it, he suddenly heard the golden-haired ape say in a respectful voice: "See Sanzang Buddha!!!"

This sentence shocked Zi Xing and the girls.Quickly looked up.I saw a young monk with a face like a crown jade and a cassock walking slowly in the green hills and trails surrounded by the green water of "Taoyuan".

What?Is this the most famous Tang Dynasty monk named "San Zang"?

If he didn't make an own goal, then he should be regarded as the master of "Golden Retriever Ape".But why did the great ape look so strange to him?Doesn't seem to have much friendship?

For a while, Zixing and the girls had more doubts in their hearts.

The golden-haired ape softly introduced to Zi Xing and his party: "This young Buddha is the great power of cultivation that I mentioned to you earlier, who lives in seclusion in the hell realm... Come and pay respects to him!!!"

Zixing and the girls had no choice but to say hello to Sanzang Buddha.

The red girl suddenly "sound transmitted" to Zi Xing quietly: "Brother Zi Xing. We have a way to test him. See if he is the Tang Dynasty mage we know."

"What way? You don't want to take risks." Zi Xing was worried.

"Absolutely not messing around. Last year, we were collecting 'memory fragments' related to him for the great ape, and we also collected a lot of 'memory fragments' about Master Sanzang. Unexpectedly, it can be useful now! !! Well, our sisters are going to let this mage go to the memory site to have a look and see if he has any reaction..."

Zi Xing thought, this is harmless.It did not stop.

Of course, Zi Xing himself was not idle.He quietly asked "Frame" to help collect information about the "Master Sanzang" in front of him...

Soon, "Frame" gave Azusa a warning——

Azusa, that so-called 'Master Sanzang' is very dangerous...

Zixing's heart trembled secretly.But this is also in his previous predictions.Hurry up and ask further: "Frame, what did you find? What's the danger of that 'Tang Dynasty monk'? Tell me, I'm so on guard..."

Specific information has yet to be collected in depth.Judging from the information I have now.That guy is not a "Mage Sanzang", he is the illusion of a very powerful cultivator.It does this, for what purpose, it is not yet clear...

The mysterious cultivator turned into a "monk of the Tang Dynasty"?

Zi Xing secretly called "it's not good".He wanted to prevent the Qiling girl from recklessly donating "memory fragments" to that dubious guy.It's a pity that it was a step late.Zixing looked up, just in time to see the scene where the "Monk of Tang Dynasty" kindly took the "gift" from the girls.

Needless to say, the girls gave him a few "memory fragments" as a meeting gift.

Qi Ling girl was also very enthusiastic about introducing the content of the "very interesting" memory fragments to the "Monk of the Tang Dynasty". The "Monk of the Tang Dynasty" became interested and tried to crush one of the "memory fragments" on the spot.

Suddenly, "the situation changes", Zi Xing and Qi Ling girls, as well as the "Eighteen Hells", the golden-haired great ape, the monk of the Tang Dynasty-the scene in front of everyone's eyes has changed.

Everyone entered the "memory scene" together.

"Memory scene" is like a low-cost "film and television drama shooting scene".Everywhere is shabby and shabby.In this "studio", there is actually a "blackboard" with the profiles of the three leading actors written on it:

Wukong, who once organized and led a gang of social criminals in Huaguoshan, engaged in various illegal activities, causing extremely bad influence and seriously destroying the local society. order.During the arrest process, he repeatedly violently resisted the law and openly provoked our heavenly court.My Heavenly Court showed great restraint.Taking retreat as an advance greatly hit his arrogance, and he was finally arrested and sent to the west to receive ideological re-education.

Bajie, former head of the Tianhe Water Conservancy Bureau.After getting drunk at a public banquet.Chang'e, who intends to circle the front desk of Guanghan Palace, is in the process of resisting his violence.Recorded the sound, and then reported to the heaven.When the relevant departments of Tianting investigated the matter, Zhu Bajie once gave 1 taels of gold as a hush money, but his ugly behavior was finally exposed.Because of his confession and repentance, the heavenly court considered him to be "attempted to make circles and crosses" based on the facts of the crime, and gave him a lighter punishment as appropriate.

Tang Seng received Buddhist education since he was a child. He was loyal to the Buddha and loved the Buddha. After converting, he served successively as the deputy abbot and member of the Buddhist Committee of Jingtu Temple, the deputy abbot and abbot of Tenhuang Temple, the first abbot of Zhuangyan Temple and the first abbot of the Buddhist Committee.Starting from the grassroots level, he carried out activities of loving Buddha, praising Buddha and supporting Buddha everywhere, which is very instructive and pertinent in helping grassroots disciples to study and understand the spirit of Buddhism in depth.Because of his outstanding performance, he was received by the top leaders of Datang.

One of the leading actors, "Tang Seng", doesn't have the demeanor of "being a teacher" at the moment, and behaves more like a nagging old woman who can't get used to anyone and is angry about everything. I don't know where he is so big anger--

Goku!You bloody monkey!It's a good thing you don't have a mother or a master, otherwise it depends on how many times you have told me how the teacher scolded you, but after the banshee catches me, wait for my signal, wait for my signal before coming to rescue!You less hippie smiley face!Look at me as a teacher, every time I am shocked by your sudden intrusion, I will become soft and loose. After doing this a few times, as a teacher... I am afraid that I will never be able to rescue them again!Sad!Wukong loves disciples.I swear by watching the teacher's tears.Let's not take this as an example, okay?

Guanyin Bodhisattva, please log out the accounts of the Black Bear Monster, the Blue Lion Monster and the Yellow-Browed Old Demon, we can't afford it anymore!Depend on! ! !You send them to fight against our master and apprentice, which is in line with the plot arrangement.But you have adjusted their level so high, how to fight?Equipped with high attribute points and summoning skills, the most annoying thing is that physical attacks are invalid, and fire attacks are immune.Immune to magic attacks... Don't say we are alone, we can't fight in a team!In the end, didn't I have to ask you to come forward to settle it?How many times is this...?Stop talking, get off,.

Bajie!you idiot!It's been ten miles.You can't change a song hum!Keep singing "Pray for Buddha", look at me crying, Master!

Amitabha, monks do not tell lies.Female benefactor, you are indeed the most beautiful and sexy woman that the poor monk has met since his travels in the East. Look at your beautiful hair, jade hands, skin, and feel...

The benefactor, the poor monk, came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty.Please stay here for one night... Eh?donor?Donor, please open the door, Donor?Hold!

Queen, I, Sanzang, have arrived in the Lion and Camel Country. I miss you and kiss you.Don't reply to the text message, it's inconvenient because the apprentice is here.

You monkey, how can you respect your teacher, why did you wear a leopard-print apron to dress trendy in front of that spider spirit just now?Why do you steal the limelight as a teacher?Shut up!I don't care if you have leopard print or tiger skin!Do you still know who you are?You, a prisoner released from prison, are you pretending to be a fool in front of me?Look at your head dyed yellow hair carrying a steel pipe you pretend young and Dangerous?I t... huh.Amituo Buddha, goodness is goodness, but he lost his composure as a teacher.

Wukong, let Bajie go into the water to catch the carp spirit.You are not good at water, in case you drown.How can the teacher afford the salvage fee!Oh no no.Bajie is fine, he will float by himself.

Bajie, Wukong is not here, you go and make some fast food.Wujing, go drink the horse first. ... Bajie, Bajie, come with your ears.remember!Just go to the family we passed by just now, yes, it is the house of a village woman with a child-after that, I can smell the fragrance as a teacher, making sauced elbows, which is very fragrant!Go, anyway, it's just a mother and son, if you don't give it, you will grab it!Hurry up!

Wukong, you used this ring to propose to Fairy Zixia?You are so funny!There are no half-carat diamonds, and no one will give you a bird!Bajie has a deep understanding of this.At the beginning, Chang'e was so ashamed of it and said: Don't say whether you love it or not, first look at the size of the diamond ring!Alas, how realistic are fairies these days. Hey, let me tell you, just this fairy girl, if you were to shoot her to death with a diamond brick, she wouldn't even call for help!

Hehe, the market here is really lively, it's been a long time since I passed by such a bustling area.Hey Wukong, look, those little kids from the Western Regions who have been following us since just now, have curly hair and big eyes, so cute!It's really simple and cute, hahaha... hey?Bajie, where is your rake?Hey Wujing, where is our luggage?ah!Where is my white dragon horse? !Damn, a thief can't be judged by his appearance...

Wukong, Bajie and Wujing all came and sat down in front of the teacher.Sigh... It is by no means to blame the teacher, but have you all forgotten my teachings?You and my master and apprentice are all Buddhists, so there are many taboos.Don't steal, don't lie, don't speak harshly, don't be greedy, don't be angry, and don't be ignorant, you should always keep it in your heart!Since the heart is toward the Buddha, if you don't cultivate yourself, how can you achieve the right result?Well, I’m here to ask you as a teacher, and you must answer honestly——Who is t.Last night when you were sleeping as a teacher, you quietly logged in and stole my food? !

Look at Wujing, just catch a cockroach spirit, so Wukong invites all the gods?Seriously, it's been so many times, have you ever seen this monkey catch a goblin by itself?Every time, he yelled at the goblin, "Don't go! Don't go if you have the guts! I'll blow the whistle and ask someone to hack you to death!" Oh, what a fart he is!Hey, look how many gods have come here today?Hey, there are a few more on broomsticks, wow, I called all the environmental sanitation staff here...

Goku!Hugh is rude!Oh old man, the poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and passed by here today, I wonder if the old man can open the door of convenience... Old man, please stop insulting, poor monk apologize for the big disciple... Old man, please don't use the cane Poor monk... old man, please calm down... old... old guy, try to touch me again? ...Ouch, hello?Goku!Cut him!Bajie Wujing you too, your teeth will be knocked out, your eyes will be pierced, your eyes will be pierced, your legs will be blinded, and your legs will be discounted!Good job!

Wukong bastard!Don't do it!Those benefactors are not monsters, how can you refuse to change after repeated admonitions, and kill yourself at will? ! ……oh?Are they merchants who buy land and build buildings?Amitabha——Wujing, please take the crown of five Buddhas for the teacher; Wukong, borrow the golden cudgel for the teacher!No, Bajie, what I hate the most is these traitors who speculate on land...

Oh, Goku is back?What?Being guessed right by Ba Jie, Wu Jing was really bored and coquettish!Ya didn't go for alms, went.He was posting on the forum when you slipped in as a flying insect!What is "Rough and Handsome Guy Touring Che Chi Country, Ju Duo, Please Smack It Lightly"...

Amitabha, Wukong, don’t blame me anymore. The monks are merciful. The teacher only saw that the donor was in great pain, so Wujing helped him to ride on the horse. How did the teacher know that he was fishing in this local government office. What about the "bait" for law enforcement?Alright, quickly use the invisibility method to get the purple gold bowl and the teacher's cassock back from the yamen.

Goku, you're fine!Wake up!Bajie Wujing, don't run away!Come back and save me as a teacher!Ah... stop hitting, stop hitting! ...The poor monk really went to the West to seek the scriptures... He just came to this yamen to exchange for customs clearance documents!Yep!That one is a customs clearance document, not a report letter... those are my apprentices!We really didn't come here as a group. So what... ah!

Wukong, bring the purple gold bowl and chopsticks for the master, Wujing, go to the kitchen to see if Bajie is ready.

Parents say, if you love, please love deeply.At this moment, I burst into tears.Although I have said to myself more than once: "Jade Rabbit Spirit, you must be happy!" However, she always said to me in a tone full of sadness: "You are a man like the wind, and you have smashed my elegant beauty!" Dignity, let me be as lonely as fireworks... can you stay? Elder Tang, will there be a banshee in the western sky to love you for me?"

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