Rebirth of King Zhou

According to the judgment of the Qiling girls, I thought that if I entered the "memory scene" and saw the words and deeds of the alternative version of the "Tang Dynasty monk", the so-called "Master Sanzang" would definitely be very upset

In this way, from the strong reaction of the other party, which is likely to be an aggressive reprimand, the girls can glean a lot of information from it, which will help to study the relationship between this guy and the most famous "monk of the Tang Dynasty" in history?See if there is a "past life" connection between the two...

Who knows, the temper of "Master Sanzang" is really good

In the "memory scene", I saw an alternative "Tang Dynasty monk" "spreading nonsense", and he was not angry at all, but showed a very interested look

This is really the expectation of the girls who are very talented, and they are a little dumbfounded

The black girl murmured to comfort herself: "Hey, we are not 'Yuanfang', we can't do 'magical calculations' - this is also understandable."

The other girls were a little puzzled, and couldn't help but ask, "You made a mistake? It should be Yuan Fang's old superior, Master Di, who is known as a 'magic trick'?"

The black girl said with certainty: "Yuan Fang is even more godlike than Mrs. Di, if you don't believe me, let's listen carefully - one day, Mr. Di took Yuan Fang to the suburbs to investigate the case. Mr. Di said: 'There is a car parked in the wilderness. Car, Yuanfang, what do you think?" Yuanfang: "My lord, there must be something hidden about this car." After hearing this, Mr. Di lifted the hood of the car and was shocked: "Oh Yuanfang, this car really has an engine." But see There was also a deceased person in the car, and Di Gong asked again, "What do you think of Yuan Fang?" Yuan Fang: "My lord, there must be something strange about this person." Be my right-hand man." Yuan Fang: "..." Di Gong: "The deceased was a beautiful woman, Ka Yuanfang, what do you think?" Yuan Fang: "There must be a big secret about this person." Looking at the clothes of the deceased, his eyes straightened, and he said in surprise: "I have never seen such a big breast in my life. Mi Yuanfang is really a god."..."

After listening to the black girl's explanation, the other girls were all in admiration, thinking they were not as good as "Yuan Fang"

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But Zi Xing knew that "Master Sanzang" was not angry. In the "memory scene", there appeared an alternative "monk from the Tang Dynasty" that damaged her reputation. That was because she was simply a "counterfeit".

However, there is no benefit in exposing the other party now, Zi Xing wisely chose to forbear

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The counterfeit "Master Sanzang" felt that the "monk of the Tang Dynasty" in the "memory scene" was quite fresh after listening to the "crazy nonsense", so he took the initiative to crush another "memory fragment" and entered another "memory fragment" again. There are memories of "Tang Dynasty monks" in the scene

This "memory scene" is very similar to the previous one. It can be said that it is the same, but this time it is not just the "Tang Dynasty monk" who is singing a "one-man show", and his apprentices finally have a small amount of acting...

This is exactly the meaning of "Master Sanzang", which is equivalent to watching the "sequel" of a popular drama——

Master, if you just get on the horse and take these two steps, can you keep in good shape?What kind of idol do you pretend to be like a monk?You see, you let brother monkey pick wild fruits again, can you die if you improve the food?My existence has fully demonstrated that vegetarianism cannot lose weight

Wujing, you see, you don’t drink horses, but play selfies with your mobile phone. The teacher told me that you have a big face, a wide mouth, a wide beard, and no matter how much you pout, you won’t be “kawaii”. Zhang, I will teach you how to make scissors hands

Bajie, your elder brother has been driven back to Huaguo Mountain by me, but you are so embarrassing and heavy. You still don’t change. Before you were doubled, you were a leader in the heavenly court. As a teacher, I let you go into the cave to find out the details of the female goblin. But you stole a belly. You came back as a poor student. I knew that if you were such a teacher, you should have changed your nickname to Jiujie... Well, is it true to show it to the teacher?

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嘠嘠, I have finally retrieved the scriptures from the west. The [-]-year bitter journey has come to a successful conclusion. Teachers and disciples no longer have to be bound by those "monastic rules and regulations". We are now "Buddhas" Oh yeah, the worst ones also have the titles of "messenger" and "arhat", after all they enjoy some privileges compared to ordinary monks...

Apprentices, parting is imminent, and I will teach you "Love 36 Zen Words" as a teacher. How much you can comprehend depends on your own understanding and good luck...

Love Zen talk [-]: The man said "I like you" to her three times - in high school, they were classmates, "I seem to like you", "If you want to copy homework, just say so, I don't mind"; When a man inherits the family business, she is the secretary, "I really like you", "Just say so if you don't want to work overtime, I won't force you"; when a man gets married for the family, she is the bridesmaid, "I still like you..." , "If you want to snatch a marriage, just say so, I will go with you..." ——The Buddha taught the world: Don't always listen to the truth as "jokes"

Love Zen Talk 20: Ten years ago, he asked her: "Teacher, can I love you?" She laughed, "Silly boy, you are still young." It was not until 30 years later that he learned that she had passed away due to illness, and he took his wife to attend his funeral, only to find out that she had never been married. [-] years later, when he moved, he accidentally found a childhood homework book. On the last page, there was a line of eye-catching words: But, I am willing to wait for you to grow up - the Buddha taught the world: If you miss it for a while, you will miss it forever

Love Zen Talk [-]: I don’t know when I take the subway with my girlfriend to get off work every day. At the subway entrance, there is always a handsome guy leaning on the sports car to wink at her. At first, the girlfriend ignores him, but the handsome guy and the sports car appear on time every day. Gradually, her face is full of Looking forward to her boyfriend becoming more and more indifferent until that day, the handsome guy held a red rose and asked her, "Will you leave him?" You are my boyfriend now." Her ex-boyfriend took the bouquet silently - the Buddha taught the world: Don't be happy too early in everything

Love Zen Talk [-]: When we met again, she was holding a three-year-old child while he was holding a young and beautiful girl on his arm. "How are you?" "I'm fine, too," the man smiled, and stretched out his hand to touch the child's head. The girl also shook hands with her generously, saying "precious" to each other, and each took a different path. But on the way, the child asked, "Auntie, how about you?" Who is the man?" At the same time, on another road, the girl asked, "Cousin, who is that woman?"——Buddha taught the world: Love must be boldly spoken, otherwise even if there is a chance to meet again, it will still be missed

Love Zen talk five: Three years in love, he has never given her a promise. He has hinted at it a few times, and he just laughed and said nothing. This year, on the train home, because her home is in his A few stops in front of her home, she said, "Remember to call me when you arrive", and then fell asleep. A few hours later, he woke her up: When she arrived, she looked out of the window, and what she saw was full of strange scenery. Over the top, it’s his doting smile: My mother asked me to take you home to see how the Buddha taught the world—the promise is in silence

Love Zen Talk Six: He carried her back and she asked him if he was heavy?Answer "The whole world is on your back, do you think it is sinking?" The Buddha taught the world - to the world, you may be just one person; to him, you are his whole world

Love Zen Talk [-]: On the day of graduation, his girlfriend who had been in love for three years said to him: I like the life of nomads. I want to go abroad when I am young. He is speechless... Seven years have passed in a blink of an eye. The gorgeous she suddenly appeared in front of him and said: "I am tired of wandering life, I want to have a haven where I can rest..." But before she finished speaking, a child hugged him from behind: "Daddy, mommy calls you back!" We have dinner at home..." The Buddha taught the world - why didn't you take him to venture with you at the beginning?No one is obliged to wait for you, if you miss it, you can't look back

Love Zen talk eight: 7 years ago, he abandoned his fiancée in order to go abroad. Now that he has a successful career, he began to feel guilty when he heard that she had a bad life. He wanted to make up for it. He went to her fish stall, and she was scraping scales and squatting on the side Looking at a boy who looked a bit like him, he was shocked. She stopped suddenly and pointed to the man next door: why don't you cook for the child?He breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and left, she handed a cigarette to the man next door, and said regretfully: I am sorry that the Buddha taught the world just now - some people who really love you don't want to be your burden, and don't want you to take it with them. live a life of guilt

Love Zen Talk Nine: They started arguing from the first day of their marriage, and they quarreled even over trivial matters. Amidst the noise, sons and daughters were born and grew up, and they were getting old. After scolding and scolding, one day, the children choked up and said to their father who was lying on the hospital bed: "Mom is gone." The old man laughed and said, "It's quiet now." The next morning, they found that their father stopped breathing at some point Teach the world - the most romantic thing is to grow old with you

Love Zen talk ten: Today she was confessed by a boy, she blushed, and she rejected him in a panic. After returning home, she opened QQ and found the stranger who had been with her for several months to chat, "A fool came to find her today. I confess" "I am that fool..." Buddha taught the world - in the vast sea of ​​people, the fate of those two people is predestined

Love Zen Words Eleven: On the day of graduation, the class leader suggested that the whole class sit in a circle, each write a secret of their own on a slip of paper, and pass it on to the person on the left, so that while everyone shares a secret of their own, they also keep it secret. Someone else's secret. He deliberately sat on her left side and had a crush on her for four years but didn't dare to confess. It would be nice to know her secret... She comforted herself like this. On the note that she sent, there were only three words: I love you

Love Zen Talk Twelve: She sent him abroad and said: I will wait for you until you are 25 years old. , One year after he decided to bury this relationship, he returned to China with his beautiful girlfriend. He wanted to show off in front of her, but what he saw was a cold tombstone. She said: I will always be only 5 years old, so... I can been waiting for you

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Finally, the alternative "monk of the Tang Dynasty" ended his love lecture with a pair of "couplets", which also placed his ardent expectations for his disciples——

Shanglian: Huang Zhong mixed with Liu Bei at the age of 60. Jiang Ziya was 80 years old and became Prime Minister Wukong at the age of 500. Bai Suzhen fell in love when he was more than 1000 years old. Young people, do you think you are in a hurry?

The second couplet: Gates became the richest man in the world at the age of 39, Sun Yat-sen founded Xingzhonghui at the age of 28, Sun Quan ruled Jiangdong at the age of 19, Kangxi became the emperor at the age of 6, Beethoven could compose music at the age of 4, and Cucurbita was able to beat monsters when he was born Say we can't hurry?

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After coming out of the second "Memory Scene", "Master Sanzang" seemed very excited, but he did not crush the third "Memory Fragment"

The two trips to the "memory scene" made him feel quite emotional

Especially the love Zen words in the second "memory scene" touched him deeply.

Of course, he did not fully accept the viewpoints in "Love Zen Talk"...

The golden-haired ape saw that "Master Sanzang" remained silent for a long time, and thought that the content of the "two illusions" released by the girls of the spirit spirit made him displeased. It’s because I’ve heard a lot about Buddhism’s bare, naked, naked humiliation, but I’ve never heard of such a thing as ‘Love Zen’... It’s really nonsense.”

"Master Sanzang" said: "Monkey, you have become Zen, omnipresent, and all-encompassing. Zen words can naturally include love... including marriage, including happiness, including life, and even including affairs..."

The golden-haired great ape was a little dissatisfied: "So, according to the interpretation of 'Zen', what is love?"

"Master Sanzang" said: I invite my apprentice to cross the rice field behind the green mountain to pick the largest and most golden ear of wheat and come back, but there is a rule: you can't go back and you can only pick it once. After doing it for a long time, he came back empty-handed. I asked him why he came back empty-handed?He said: When I was walking in the field, I saw a few particularly big and bright ears of wheat, but I always thought that there might be a big one ahead, so I didn't pick them; I always felt that the ears of wheat I picked up were not as good as the ones I saw before, so I didn’t pick anything in the end... So I said to him meaningfully: This is love...

The golden-haired great ape asked again: "Then, what is marriage?"

"Master Sanzang" said: I asked my disciples to cut down the thickest and sturdiest tree in the forest after the green hill and put it in the house as a Christmas tree, but there is a rule: you can't go back and you can only cut it once. I did it, and after a long time, he came back with a tree that was not considered the tallest, but also not bad. I asked him why he only cut down such a tree and came back?He said: When I was traveling through the woods, I saw several very good trees. This time, I learned the lesson of picking wheat ears last time. I saw that this tree was not bad, so I chose it. If you choose it, you will miss the opportunity to cut down the tree and return empty-handed, even though it is not the best tree I have ever met. At this time, I said meaningfully: This is marriage.

The golden-haired great ape asked again: "Then, what is happiness?"

"Master Sanzang" said: I invite my apprentice to go across the field behind the green hill to pick the most beautiful flower, but there is a rule: you can't go back and pick it only once. He came back holding a more beautiful flower and I asked him: Is this the most beautiful flower?The disciple said: When I was walking across the field, I saw this beautiful flower, and I took it off, thinking that it was the most beautiful, and when I saw many beautiful flowers later, I still adhere to the unshakable belief of 'I am the most beautiful', so I picked the most beautiful flower back... At this time, I said meaningfully: This is happiness

The golden-haired great ape asked again: "What is an affair?"

"Master Sanzang" said: I still ask my disciple to go to the woods behind Qingshan once and then he can walk back and forth. On the way, I want to pick up the most beautiful flower. I picked up a brightly colored flower that was half wilted. I asked him: Is this the best flower?The apprentice replied: I searched for two hours and found that this is the most blooming and most beautiful flower, but on the way I picked it and brought it back, it gradually withered... At this time, I told him: That is the flower of the foreign flower. .encounter

The golden-haired great ape finally asked: "What is life?"

"Master Sanzang" said: I still ask my disciples to go to the woods once and back and forth. On the way, I will pick up the most beautiful flower. With the previous lessons, I went out with confidence for three days and three nights. He didn't come back either, so I had no choice but to go into the woods to look for him, and finally found that Tu'er had already set up camp in the woods. I asked him: Have you found the most beautiful flower?Tu'er pointed to a flower on the side and said: "This is the most beautiful flower." I asked: "Why don't you take it out?"Tuer replied: "According to my last experience, if I pick it off, it will wither immediately, but even if I don't pick it, it will wither sooner or later, so I live next to it while it is still in full bloom and wait." When it withers, find another flower. This is the second most beautiful flower I found... At this time, I told him: You already know the true meaning of life

The easiest thing to miss is love. After experiencing the helplessness of love, the attitude towards marriage will change a lot, and you will choose a suitable one, but it is not the best happiness, or you will find satisfaction in constant search. It looks beautiful, but it fades away and ends up with nothing. Life is a constant search for happiness.

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