Rebirth of King Zhou
Chapter 562 The Bright Girl Submits
Zixing and Jiang Xiu were discussing the "shocking secret" in a "sea of consciousness", and the human world outside the "world of mountains and rivers" was also extremely lively at the moment
The "Bright Girl" took care of the "Gu Diao" with ease, and the strength displayed, it is obvious that even if the other "Nine-Tailed Fox", "Qongqi", "Pibu" and "Huidou" were also dealt with at the same time, the four "robbing beasts" ", also with ease
Everyone's "optimism" for her soared
The "audience" secretly guessed in their hearts: How will the "bright girl" "torture" her opponent for fun? But the bright girl stopped her action very quickly
She frowned her beautiful eyebrows and thought for a while quietly
Suddenly, as if finally made a decision, "Bright Girl" started to act again
"Bright Girl" did not directly "swallow" her opponent this time
With flicks of her slender jade fingers, several white silk threads shot out from her fingertips like "silkworm spinning silk".
Each silk thread has the thickness of chopsticks
These white silk threads are really not too thick, but I don't know what kind of power "Bright Girl" used to make them. During the fight, the four "robbing beasts" struggled desperately, but it was still in vain, and they were still unable to break free.
Just like that, "Bright Girl" led the four "robbing beasts" like a few pet dogs.
Dragging a few "robbing beasts" to walk, like "walking a dog"
When the audience saw this weird and funny scene, they were all secretly amused, and at the same time curious about how the "Bright Girl" was going to deal with the four "robbing beasts"?
Treat them as pets, it seems that the image is too "ugly". If the aesthetics of "Bright Girl" is not extremely distorted, the possibility of seeing four of them is very slim
Training them to become "gold medal thugs" seems to be a little too weak for the foundation of these four "robbing beasts" - no matter how much effort is spent on cultivating them, they are not very good...
Just when everyone was puzzled by what "Bright Girl" did, they saw her calmly, as if taking a walk in a garden, taking a step forward.
It's just this random step, which is even more brilliant than the legendary "shrinking the ground into an inch" magic of the fairy family
"Shrinking the ground into an inch" is at most equivalent to a kind of "space magic", which can reach thousands of miles away in one step, but the step that the "bright girl" took at will, unexpectedly stepped into the "mountain and river" in one step. Graph World"
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"Shannuwa" was secretly taken aback
She realized that she still underestimated the "bright girl" before
You know, it is not easy to easily break into the "Mountain and River Map" when it is at its strongest
What's more, the "Bright Girl" didn't know the specific location coordinates of the world of Mountains and Rivers before, but she was able to find it in just a few breaths, which shows her amazing strength
"Shan Nvwa" was not willing to take the initiative to make enemies with "Bright Girl", so she nodded in a friendly way
I originally thought that this "bright girl" who always showed her cold attitude would not have any reaction, but she also nodded towards her as if paying tribute
If it is said that the goodwill shown by "Bright Girl" to "Shannuwa" is due to her identity and strength, she has to give face; then, the next actions of Bright Girl will make many people feel puzzled
"Bright girl" walked slowly to the side of the group of spirit girls, about two meters away from them, and stopped.
The Qiling girls obviously felt the pressure facing her—that was the pressure brought about by the gap in strength! If we really want to start a war, no amount of lip service can bridge the gap between the two
The purple girl clenched her small fists with obvious lack of confidence and said weakly: "You, do you want to fight with us? It's strange, why would you pick our sisters as opponents?"
"Bright Girl" shook her head: "I won't fight with you"
Hearing such a clear statement from the other party, even though they don't know whether it is true or not, the Qi Ling girls secretly heaved a sigh of relief.
The red girl couldn't help but asked tentatively: "Then what do you want to do?"
The white silk thread in the hands of the "bright girl" tightened, and pulled the four "robbing beasts" - Nine-Tailed Fox, "Qongqi", Libu and Huo Dou - in front of the Qi Ling girls
"Bright Girl" spit out a few words crisply: "This is for you to play as pets."
Oh, it turns out that I really want to treat those "robbing beasts" as pets, but it's not that "Bright Girl" has taken a fancy to these four ugly guys, but wants to send them out as "gifts"
I finally know what my fate will be for a long time to come. The Nine-Tailed Fox, "Qong Qi", Li Wei and Huo Dou, all of them are like banana leaves beaten by frost, becoming limp and extremely dejected
The Qiling girls were so happy that they couldn't close their mouths from ear to ear
To be honest, even though their vision is quite strange and different from normal people, when they look at the nine-tailed fox, Qiongqi, Lying Viper and Huo Dou, they still feel really ugly. If you give them a pet, you will definitely be spit on by the girls
But "Bright Girl" is different. Her extraordinary strength lies there, and everyone knows that she has a surprisingly cold temper. Now "Bright Girl" takes the initiative to give them gifts—this is a kind of "show favor" and behavior. very positive signal
How can the girls of Qi Ling think that Nine-Tailed Fox, "Qong Qi", Lying Viper and Huo Dou are ugly?
All of them took the animal leash with a smile on their face, and thanked the "bright girl" very sweetly.
……
Seeing the scene where the "Bright Girl" made love to the Qiling Girl, "Shan Nvwa" felt ups and downs
She suddenly realized one thing: Maybe, the bet she made with Jiang Xiu before ended up being her loss
Jiang Xiu once seriously predicted: "Bright Girl" will surrender to Zi Xing's "Shan Nv Wa" at that time, she felt that there was no possibility at all, and refused to believe that such a thing would happen Jiang Xiu was very confident, catch? , made a fight with her - bet on whether the "bright girl" will surrender to Zi Xing in the end
Seeing the evolution of things now, she is as proud and indifferent as a "bright girl", and she is willing to show her face to the girl with the spirit of the weapon. It was the first step "Bright Girl" took to get closer to Azusa
"Shannuwa" couldn't help turning her surprised eyes to Zi Xing
I saw that this guy was staying in the "soul body", showing a "stupid" appearance, and I don't know what he is thinking now?
"How did this guy do it? I haven't seen him take any action. Why did he subdue the 'Bright Girl' quietly?..." "Shannuwa" was full of doubts
Unknowingly, he also took a few high glances at Zi Xing
……
In fact, even if "Shan Nvwa" was thinking hard, she still couldn't figure out this "miracle". It turned out that Jiang Xiu, who "wanted her husband to become a dragon", made it. Come up with a "love lock" anecdote...
Only Jiang Xiu can do such an extreme thing
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The nine-tailed fox, "Qongqi", "Pibu" and "Huo Dou" are four "robbing beasts". They thought their fate was miserable enough, but they became the "pets" of Qi Ling.
They estimated that the group of girls with endlessly weird ideas would definitely use them as slaves and squeeze them
Who knows, girls also cherish their reputation and pay attention to decency
Qiling girls told the four unlucky "robbing beasts" with a serious face: they have always been very particular about "democracy"
In other words, they have always been disgusted with things that "restrict personal freedom"
But because the four of them were given to them by "Sister Guangming", the Qiling girls had to take care of "Sister Guangming"'s face and emotions, and couldn't let them go easily.
But, in order to show their "selflessness" and "fairness and decency", the girls decided to give the four "robbing beasts" a chance to get rid of the fate of pets
The conditions given by the girls, or the specific method is: the girls will come up with the questions, and the four "robbers" of Nine-Tailed Fox, "Qongqi", Libu and Fudou will answer as long as they can answer one of them. If the title proves their "high IQ", the girls will plead with "Sister Guangming" and restore their "personal freedom"
In the words of the girls, it is "a monster with a high IQ always gets special treatment"
……
What else can Nine-Tailed Fox, "Qongqi", Libu and Fudou say?
I can only gather up my spirits to "fight"
Deep down in their hearts, they are quite confident in their own wisdom. They don't believe it. The four of them gather together, and they can't even answer a question from the girls.
Girls with spirits don't talk nonsense with them anymore - let's get straight to the point and make them happy
The red girl did her part to ask the question first: "Excuse me: Why are the junior girls so rich?"
Nine-tailed fox, "Qongqi", Liaobu and Huodou, where did the four "robbing beasts" encounter such a strange problem?
The red girl waited for a while, and if she couldn't get an answer, she sentenced them to lose
Then the orange girl continued to pose the question: "A certain woman whose body odor is unbearable, so even though she looks like a Shih Tzu, no one dares to chase after her. One day, she passed by a church, and she prayed for a moment in sadness. When she fell to the ground, she was a woman. Spike asked, why?"
The four poor "robbing beasts" couldn't answer and were ruthlessly declared by the girl to lose
This time, the "Jie Beast" came to his senses, and said a little dissatisfied: "We feel that if you can answer the questions we can't answer, we will lose - this is to prevent you from making random questions. Asking questions without answering them, just asking out some weird questions for which we don’t even have an answer, wouldn’t it be unfair for us to lose?”
"Hey, you know how to guard against our 'examiner' cheating? Isn't that stupid?"
The orange girl joked and readily agreed: "Alright, our sisters have always been the most fair and upright. In order to convince you, I will satisfy your request. I will answer the correct answer to the question I asked first—that's because, Jesus couldn't bear the woman's body odor, so he struggled on the cross of his own suffering, so he took off the spikes that nailed his hands..."
"The Robber" was completely defeated and speechless
Huang. The girl asked a question: "There are more than 20 frogs swimming in an apricot, and only one frog is wearing underpants. Why?"
Jieshou couldn't answer Huang. The girl answered by herself: "Stupid, that's 'bathing'"
The green girl asked the question: "After the Martians came to the earth, what do they like to eat the most? There are hints, the answer is three words"
Jie Beast couldn't answer, and the green girl answered by herself: "It's so stupid. I have several answers. For example: waste oil, such as: Jiaduobao or Wanglaoji, these are all correct answers. You don’t understand such a simple truth that “oil” sometimes needs to “reduce fire”?”
A young girl asked a question: "Please use a 4-character idiom to describe a beautiful woman who refuses to have children"
Jie Beast couldn't answer, and the young girl answered by herself: "You're so stupid, 'Peerless Beauty' isn't the correct answer."
The blue girl asked a question: "An old sow is crossing the bridge. The bridge can bear a weight of 500 kilograms. The old sow weighs 300 kilograms, but the bridge collapses when it reaches the middle of the bridge. What's the matter?"
Jie Beast couldn't answer. The blue girl answered by herself: "It's so stupid. It wears high heels, and the pressure is too high. That is to say, the pressure at a certain point is the greatest and the center of the bridge can't bear the weight—in fact, the old sow is also puzzled."
The purple girl asked the question: "An ant fell to the ground from a height of 15 kilometers. How did the ant die? I make a request, and I firmly refuse low-level answers such as starvation, thirst, old age, etc..."
Jie Beast couldn't answer, and the purple girl answered by herself: "Actually, this question itself has its own problems. Gravity, the ant can’t fall to the ground, guess which planet it fell on? If it’s the moon, suffocate and scare to death”
The black girl made a question: "Sun Wukong's grandma, mother and aunt went to sing karaoke together - the head of state who typed three words"
Jie Beast couldn't answer, and the black girl answered by herself: "Monkey Saiyin"
The white girl asked the question: "Who was the cheapest prostitute in the Tang Dynasty?"
Jie Beast couldn't answer, and the white girl answered by herself: "Yi Shanjing—you will understand after hearing the poem 'Bai Sun Yi Shan End'"
The red girl asked the question: "There are three girls eating sausages in the dining hall: one is eating sausages, one is eating them, and the other is wrapping them up. Ask: Which girl is married?"
Jie Beast couldn't answer, and the red girl answered by herself: "The correct answer is: 'They are all married'"
The orange girl asked the question: "What method can make money make money?"
Jie Beast couldn't answer, and the orange girl answered by herself: "It's so stupid to find a woman with the surname Qian, and give birth to a child with her surname."
Huang. The girl asked the question: "Do you know the difference between the Qing Dynasty and the Tang Dynasty in terms of aesthetics?"
Jie Beast couldn't answer Huang. The girl answered by herself: "The beauties of the Qing Dynasty are like Lin Daiyu, and the beauty of the Tang Dynasty is like Yang Guifei.
The green girl made a question: "A little hooligan is flirting with a girl, and passers-by dare not step forward to stop her. At this time, a farmer rushed forward to 'let her go', "Who are you, who is looking for you?" The little hooligan rushed forward...but Only three muffled bangs were heard, and the little rascal fell to the ground with his face covered in blood...——Please follow the peasant's boxing routine and pour a kind of mineral water"
Jie Beast can't answer the green girl's own answer: "Puffing Mountain Spring"
The young girl made a question: "On the way to learn the scriptures, Tang Seng preached the Dharma to his disciples from time to time. Once he talked about his deeds of resisting temptation in the daughter country. Tang Seng said: "In my eyes, the beautiful women in the world are just bones. It is bones, such as Wukong, you are just a pile of bones made of stones, monk Drifting, you are bones in the quicksand river." Suddenly Tang Seng smiled and said to Bajie: "In my eyes, Bajie, you are In particular, you are not a pile of rocks, you are...' Excuse me, in the eyes of the master, what is the Eight Precepts?"
Jie Beast couldn't answer. The young girl answered by herself: "A pile of really delicious pork."
The blue girl made a question: "A classmate was transferred from the class, and the teacher asked her to give a short self-introduction: "Although I was transferred here, I may not be the best, the most beautiful, or the best. She is the best learner' Why is she despised by everyone collectively after class?"
Jie Beast couldn't answer. The blue girl answered by herself: "Because her real name is 'Wei Bihui', she is the sworn enemy of 'Yidinghui'; she is the enemy of 'Kenenhui'; she is the cousin of 'Nine Buhui'... ..."
The purple girl asked a question: "Why do you say that there are mostly women on the Internet?"
Jie Beast couldn't answer, and the purple girl answered by herself: "Men plow and women weave, weave!"
The black girl asked the question: "I am worried when I don't break it, and I am happy when it is broken. What is this?"
Robber can't answer the black girl's own answer: "Sports Records"
The white girl made a question: "The heart transplant operation failed, the patient sang a song to the doctor as his last words, guess the name of the 8-character song"
Jie Beast couldn't answer, and the white girl answered by herself: ""Actually, you don't understand my heart""
The red girl proposes a question: "Men's Underpants——Pick up the names of people from the Three Kingdoms"
Jieshou couldn't answer, and the red girl answered by herself: "Guan Yu is also Guan's second child.
Orange girl presented a topic: "Zhou Yu fell into a pool of sulfuric acid—fighting a disease"
Jie Beast couldn't answer the orange girl's own answer: "Cervical erosion. Rotten"
The green girl asked the question: "A buddy came to the bookstall and asked the boss frantically: 'Is there Liu Bei?' The boss turned out two yellow books from the corner and handed them over—excuse me, why is the yellow book called?" Liu Bei'huh?"
Jie Beast couldn't answer, and the green girl answered by herself: "'Uncle Liu Huang'"
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Rebirth of King Zhou, Playing with the Conferred Gods Chapter 562 The Bright Girl Submits
The "Bright Girl" took care of the "Gu Diao" with ease, and the strength displayed, it is obvious that even if the other "Nine-Tailed Fox", "Qongqi", "Pibu" and "Huidou" were also dealt with at the same time, the four "robbing beasts" ", also with ease
Everyone's "optimism" for her soared
The "audience" secretly guessed in their hearts: How will the "bright girl" "torture" her opponent for fun? But the bright girl stopped her action very quickly
She frowned her beautiful eyebrows and thought for a while quietly
Suddenly, as if finally made a decision, "Bright Girl" started to act again
"Bright Girl" did not directly "swallow" her opponent this time
With flicks of her slender jade fingers, several white silk threads shot out from her fingertips like "silkworm spinning silk".
Each silk thread has the thickness of chopsticks
These white silk threads are really not too thick, but I don't know what kind of power "Bright Girl" used to make them. During the fight, the four "robbing beasts" struggled desperately, but it was still in vain, and they were still unable to break free.
Just like that, "Bright Girl" led the four "robbing beasts" like a few pet dogs.
Dragging a few "robbing beasts" to walk, like "walking a dog"
When the audience saw this weird and funny scene, they were all secretly amused, and at the same time curious about how the "Bright Girl" was going to deal with the four "robbing beasts"?
Treat them as pets, it seems that the image is too "ugly". If the aesthetics of "Bright Girl" is not extremely distorted, the possibility of seeing four of them is very slim
Training them to become "gold medal thugs" seems to be a little too weak for the foundation of these four "robbing beasts" - no matter how much effort is spent on cultivating them, they are not very good...
Just when everyone was puzzled by what "Bright Girl" did, they saw her calmly, as if taking a walk in a garden, taking a step forward.
It's just this random step, which is even more brilliant than the legendary "shrinking the ground into an inch" magic of the fairy family
"Shrinking the ground into an inch" is at most equivalent to a kind of "space magic", which can reach thousands of miles away in one step, but the step that the "bright girl" took at will, unexpectedly stepped into the "mountain and river" in one step. Graph World"
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"Shannuwa" was secretly taken aback
She realized that she still underestimated the "bright girl" before
You know, it is not easy to easily break into the "Mountain and River Map" when it is at its strongest
What's more, the "Bright Girl" didn't know the specific location coordinates of the world of Mountains and Rivers before, but she was able to find it in just a few breaths, which shows her amazing strength
"Shan Nvwa" was not willing to take the initiative to make enemies with "Bright Girl", so she nodded in a friendly way
I originally thought that this "bright girl" who always showed her cold attitude would not have any reaction, but she also nodded towards her as if paying tribute
If it is said that the goodwill shown by "Bright Girl" to "Shannuwa" is due to her identity and strength, she has to give face; then, the next actions of Bright Girl will make many people feel puzzled
"Bright girl" walked slowly to the side of the group of spirit girls, about two meters away from them, and stopped.
The Qiling girls obviously felt the pressure facing her—that was the pressure brought about by the gap in strength! If we really want to start a war, no amount of lip service can bridge the gap between the two
The purple girl clenched her small fists with obvious lack of confidence and said weakly: "You, do you want to fight with us? It's strange, why would you pick our sisters as opponents?"
"Bright Girl" shook her head: "I won't fight with you"
Hearing such a clear statement from the other party, even though they don't know whether it is true or not, the Qi Ling girls secretly heaved a sigh of relief.
The red girl couldn't help but asked tentatively: "Then what do you want to do?"
The white silk thread in the hands of the "bright girl" tightened, and pulled the four "robbing beasts" - Nine-Tailed Fox, "Qongqi", Libu and Huo Dou - in front of the Qi Ling girls
"Bright Girl" spit out a few words crisply: "This is for you to play as pets."
Oh, it turns out that I really want to treat those "robbing beasts" as pets, but it's not that "Bright Girl" has taken a fancy to these four ugly guys, but wants to send them out as "gifts"
I finally know what my fate will be for a long time to come. The Nine-Tailed Fox, "Qong Qi", Li Wei and Huo Dou, all of them are like banana leaves beaten by frost, becoming limp and extremely dejected
The Qiling girls were so happy that they couldn't close their mouths from ear to ear
To be honest, even though their vision is quite strange and different from normal people, when they look at the nine-tailed fox, Qiongqi, Lying Viper and Huo Dou, they still feel really ugly. If you give them a pet, you will definitely be spit on by the girls
But "Bright Girl" is different. Her extraordinary strength lies there, and everyone knows that she has a surprisingly cold temper. Now "Bright Girl" takes the initiative to give them gifts—this is a kind of "show favor" and behavior. very positive signal
How can the girls of Qi Ling think that Nine-Tailed Fox, "Qong Qi", Lying Viper and Huo Dou are ugly?
All of them took the animal leash with a smile on their face, and thanked the "bright girl" very sweetly.
……
Seeing the scene where the "Bright Girl" made love to the Qiling Girl, "Shan Nvwa" felt ups and downs
She suddenly realized one thing: Maybe, the bet she made with Jiang Xiu before ended up being her loss
Jiang Xiu once seriously predicted: "Bright Girl" will surrender to Zi Xing's "Shan Nv Wa" at that time, she felt that there was no possibility at all, and refused to believe that such a thing would happen Jiang Xiu was very confident, catch? , made a fight with her - bet on whether the "bright girl" will surrender to Zi Xing in the end
Seeing the evolution of things now, she is as proud and indifferent as a "bright girl", and she is willing to show her face to the girl with the spirit of the weapon. It was the first step "Bright Girl" took to get closer to Azusa
"Shannuwa" couldn't help turning her surprised eyes to Zi Xing
I saw that this guy was staying in the "soul body", showing a "stupid" appearance, and I don't know what he is thinking now?
"How did this guy do it? I haven't seen him take any action. Why did he subdue the 'Bright Girl' quietly?..." "Shannuwa" was full of doubts
Unknowingly, he also took a few high glances at Zi Xing
……
In fact, even if "Shan Nvwa" was thinking hard, she still couldn't figure out this "miracle". It turned out that Jiang Xiu, who "wanted her husband to become a dragon", made it. Come up with a "love lock" anecdote...
Only Jiang Xiu can do such an extreme thing
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The nine-tailed fox, "Qongqi", "Pibu" and "Huo Dou" are four "robbing beasts". They thought their fate was miserable enough, but they became the "pets" of Qi Ling.
They estimated that the group of girls with endlessly weird ideas would definitely use them as slaves and squeeze them
Who knows, girls also cherish their reputation and pay attention to decency
Qiling girls told the four unlucky "robbing beasts" with a serious face: they have always been very particular about "democracy"
In other words, they have always been disgusted with things that "restrict personal freedom"
But because the four of them were given to them by "Sister Guangming", the Qiling girls had to take care of "Sister Guangming"'s face and emotions, and couldn't let them go easily.
But, in order to show their "selflessness" and "fairness and decency", the girls decided to give the four "robbing beasts" a chance to get rid of the fate of pets
The conditions given by the girls, or the specific method is: the girls will come up with the questions, and the four "robbers" of Nine-Tailed Fox, "Qongqi", Libu and Fudou will answer as long as they can answer one of them. If the title proves their "high IQ", the girls will plead with "Sister Guangming" and restore their "personal freedom"
In the words of the girls, it is "a monster with a high IQ always gets special treatment"
……
What else can Nine-Tailed Fox, "Qongqi", Libu and Fudou say?
I can only gather up my spirits to "fight"
Deep down in their hearts, they are quite confident in their own wisdom. They don't believe it. The four of them gather together, and they can't even answer a question from the girls.
Girls with spirits don't talk nonsense with them anymore - let's get straight to the point and make them happy
The red girl did her part to ask the question first: "Excuse me: Why are the junior girls so rich?"
Nine-tailed fox, "Qongqi", Liaobu and Huodou, where did the four "robbing beasts" encounter such a strange problem?
The red girl waited for a while, and if she couldn't get an answer, she sentenced them to lose
Then the orange girl continued to pose the question: "A certain woman whose body odor is unbearable, so even though she looks like a Shih Tzu, no one dares to chase after her. One day, she passed by a church, and she prayed for a moment in sadness. When she fell to the ground, she was a woman. Spike asked, why?"
The four poor "robbing beasts" couldn't answer and were ruthlessly declared by the girl to lose
This time, the "Jie Beast" came to his senses, and said a little dissatisfied: "We feel that if you can answer the questions we can't answer, we will lose - this is to prevent you from making random questions. Asking questions without answering them, just asking out some weird questions for which we don’t even have an answer, wouldn’t it be unfair for us to lose?”
"Hey, you know how to guard against our 'examiner' cheating? Isn't that stupid?"
The orange girl joked and readily agreed: "Alright, our sisters have always been the most fair and upright. In order to convince you, I will satisfy your request. I will answer the correct answer to the question I asked first—that's because, Jesus couldn't bear the woman's body odor, so he struggled on the cross of his own suffering, so he took off the spikes that nailed his hands..."
"The Robber" was completely defeated and speechless
Huang. The girl asked a question: "There are more than 20 frogs swimming in an apricot, and only one frog is wearing underpants. Why?"
Jieshou couldn't answer Huang. The girl answered by herself: "Stupid, that's 'bathing'"
The green girl asked the question: "After the Martians came to the earth, what do they like to eat the most? There are hints, the answer is three words"
Jie Beast couldn't answer, and the green girl answered by herself: "It's so stupid. I have several answers. For example: waste oil, such as: Jiaduobao or Wanglaoji, these are all correct answers. You don’t understand such a simple truth that “oil” sometimes needs to “reduce fire”?”
A young girl asked a question: "Please use a 4-character idiom to describe a beautiful woman who refuses to have children"
Jie Beast couldn't answer, and the young girl answered by herself: "You're so stupid, 'Peerless Beauty' isn't the correct answer."
The blue girl asked a question: "An old sow is crossing the bridge. The bridge can bear a weight of 500 kilograms. The old sow weighs 300 kilograms, but the bridge collapses when it reaches the middle of the bridge. What's the matter?"
Jie Beast couldn't answer. The blue girl answered by herself: "It's so stupid. It wears high heels, and the pressure is too high. That is to say, the pressure at a certain point is the greatest and the center of the bridge can't bear the weight—in fact, the old sow is also puzzled."
The purple girl asked the question: "An ant fell to the ground from a height of 15 kilometers. How did the ant die? I make a request, and I firmly refuse low-level answers such as starvation, thirst, old age, etc..."
Jie Beast couldn't answer, and the purple girl answered by herself: "Actually, this question itself has its own problems. Gravity, the ant can’t fall to the ground, guess which planet it fell on? If it’s the moon, suffocate and scare to death”
The black girl made a question: "Sun Wukong's grandma, mother and aunt went to sing karaoke together - the head of state who typed three words"
Jie Beast couldn't answer, and the black girl answered by herself: "Monkey Saiyin"
The white girl asked the question: "Who was the cheapest prostitute in the Tang Dynasty?"
Jie Beast couldn't answer, and the white girl answered by herself: "Yi Shanjing—you will understand after hearing the poem 'Bai Sun Yi Shan End'"
The red girl asked the question: "There are three girls eating sausages in the dining hall: one is eating sausages, one is eating them, and the other is wrapping them up. Ask: Which girl is married?"
Jie Beast couldn't answer, and the red girl answered by herself: "The correct answer is: 'They are all married'"
The orange girl asked the question: "What method can make money make money?"
Jie Beast couldn't answer, and the orange girl answered by herself: "It's so stupid to find a woman with the surname Qian, and give birth to a child with her surname."
Huang. The girl asked the question: "Do you know the difference between the Qing Dynasty and the Tang Dynasty in terms of aesthetics?"
Jie Beast couldn't answer Huang. The girl answered by herself: "The beauties of the Qing Dynasty are like Lin Daiyu, and the beauty of the Tang Dynasty is like Yang Guifei.
The green girl made a question: "A little hooligan is flirting with a girl, and passers-by dare not step forward to stop her. At this time, a farmer rushed forward to 'let her go', "Who are you, who is looking for you?" The little hooligan rushed forward...but Only three muffled bangs were heard, and the little rascal fell to the ground with his face covered in blood...——Please follow the peasant's boxing routine and pour a kind of mineral water"
Jie Beast can't answer the green girl's own answer: "Puffing Mountain Spring"
The young girl made a question: "On the way to learn the scriptures, Tang Seng preached the Dharma to his disciples from time to time. Once he talked about his deeds of resisting temptation in the daughter country. Tang Seng said: "In my eyes, the beautiful women in the world are just bones. It is bones, such as Wukong, you are just a pile of bones made of stones, monk Drifting, you are bones in the quicksand river." Suddenly Tang Seng smiled and said to Bajie: "In my eyes, Bajie, you are In particular, you are not a pile of rocks, you are...' Excuse me, in the eyes of the master, what is the Eight Precepts?"
Jie Beast couldn't answer. The young girl answered by herself: "A pile of really delicious pork."
The blue girl made a question: "A classmate was transferred from the class, and the teacher asked her to give a short self-introduction: "Although I was transferred here, I may not be the best, the most beautiful, or the best. She is the best learner' Why is she despised by everyone collectively after class?"
Jie Beast couldn't answer. The blue girl answered by herself: "Because her real name is 'Wei Bihui', she is the sworn enemy of 'Yidinghui'; she is the enemy of 'Kenenhui'; she is the cousin of 'Nine Buhui'... ..."
The purple girl asked a question: "Why do you say that there are mostly women on the Internet?"
Jie Beast couldn't answer, and the purple girl answered by herself: "Men plow and women weave, weave!"
The black girl asked the question: "I am worried when I don't break it, and I am happy when it is broken. What is this?"
Robber can't answer the black girl's own answer: "Sports Records"
The white girl made a question: "The heart transplant operation failed, the patient sang a song to the doctor as his last words, guess the name of the 8-character song"
Jie Beast couldn't answer, and the white girl answered by herself: ""Actually, you don't understand my heart""
The red girl proposes a question: "Men's Underpants——Pick up the names of people from the Three Kingdoms"
Jieshou couldn't answer, and the red girl answered by herself: "Guan Yu is also Guan's second child.
Orange girl presented a topic: "Zhou Yu fell into a pool of sulfuric acid—fighting a disease"
Jie Beast couldn't answer the orange girl's own answer: "Cervical erosion. Rotten"
The green girl asked the question: "A buddy came to the bookstall and asked the boss frantically: 'Is there Liu Bei?' The boss turned out two yellow books from the corner and handed them over—excuse me, why is the yellow book called?" Liu Bei'huh?"
Jie Beast couldn't answer, and the green girl answered by herself: "'Uncle Liu Huang'"
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