Rebirth of King Zhou

Soon, the Qi Ling girls had a lively chat with the four beasts who were destined to become their "pets". (Full-text novels are updated the fastest) (Actually, they used stormy questions to highlight the mental retardation of "robbing beasts".)

Demonstrated the girls' powerful social skills... (Official statement.)

Zi Xing and Miss Jiang were not idle either.

Ms. Jiang even took the initiative to strike up a conversation with the "enemy" who "robbed the house" of the "bright girl".

It is very important to hold "Grandpa Zhu" accountable, but under the current circumstances, we can only let it go temporarily.

The most urgent task at the moment is to win over the "bright girl" first, so as to build strength for his own side.This is exactly the same as the principle of "sharpening a knife without cutting wood by mistake".

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"Well, sister Guangming, the catastrophe of the curse encountered by the 'human world' this time, can be solved smoothly and smoothly thanks to you. You really deserve to be the nemesis of those 'cursed diamonds'..." Miss Jiang said nothing Find something to say.

"Samsara" also echoed: "That's right, that's right. Miss Guangming, you are amazing. Well, may I ask: How much of the 'Cursed Diamond' that has plagued the world has been cleared?"

"Bright Girl" is also willing to establish a good relationship with Ms. Jiang and the others and live in peace.

She turned to "Samsara" first: "The diamond of the curse has been subdued by nearly [-]%. The general trend is irreversible, and they are not enough..."

He looked at Ms. Jiang up and down very solemnly for a while, and then said sorry: "Sister Jiang, the 'new soul body' you are using now is not very good-looking...or I will return your original body. Is it for you to use?"

Miss Jiang was taken aback.

He quickly waved his hands again and again: "No, no. You are using my 'soul body' now. If you use it well, let's use it for a while... Wait until you find a more suitable new soul body. Just give it back to me, I'm in no hurry."

I muttered secretly in my heart: I will let you return the "soul body" so soon.Wouldn't that give you a chance to get rid of the "love lock"? You still have to wait a while longer to ensure that the "love lock" is deeply rooted and you can get rid of it forever...

"Bright Girl" doesn't seem to have thought as much as Miss Jiang.

She said apologetically to Ms. Jiang: "That's so embarrassing, I have been occupying your 'soul body' like this. But let my sister use such an ugly new body..."

Ms. Jiang said again and again, "with ghosts in her heart", "It's okay, this new soul body is not too bad..."

"Samsara" felt that Miss Jiang's words were not convincing enough.Wanting to show off, he interrupted and said: "I have seen too much about the appearance. Or if I have a certain feeling, I won't think it is ugly. For example, the 'earth' where humans live, who knows what the earth is like?" What does it look like?—I'm talking about the real 'face' of the earth, not the whitewashed one."

"nasa in Chinese, posted a photo of the earth without makeup. From space, our earth is a beautiful sphere - but due to the effect of gravity, it is not a perfect sphere. It bulges outward around the equator , forming a 'spare tire' structure. The polar radius of the earth is 635689 kilometers, while the equatorial radius is 637838 kilometers...This is destined to be 'round' irregular, and the earth's 'plain makeup'. In fact, the shape is ugly, said to be 'destroyed' Three Views' is nothing but..."

The "Samsara" guy accidentally (actually intentionally) started showing off his profound knowledge again.

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Miss Jiang really wanted to have a good relationship with "Bright Girl".

In the sensitive period when "Grandpa Zhu's reliability is highly questioned", Ms. Jiang does not care.You can't fight against the "bright girl".

One wave of ups and downs, another wave of ups and downs, the situation is even more dangerous

And once the "bright girl" can be won over and made her a strong supporter, the tense situation will be greatly eased...

After undergoing great changes, Miss Jiang calmed down instead.Plan the best plan for her and Zi Xing to deal with the crisis.

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I have to say that the coping strategies adopted by Ms. Jiang are quite effective.Soon, good results were achieved.

Ms. Jiang and the "Bright Girl" talked more and more speculatively, and the relationship was very harmonious, and it continued to heat up.

Miss Jiang saw Qiling girls, who were teaching a few "robbing beasts" like grandchildren at the moment, with a bitter face but unable to withstand the "powerful offensive" launched by the girls, she was speechless by the difficulty.

Miss Jiang's heart moved, and she felt that this was a good opportunity to "test the attitude of the bright girl".

Ms. Jiang deliberately asked the Qiling girls: "If you deal with the beasts of the sky like this, you are not afraid of offending that super saint? Are you not afraid that one day he will lead the already incorporated 'robbing beasts' army to come to you? Don't you guys know that these 'robbing beasts' came from the heavens, and they were all subdued by a certain super saint from the cultivation world..."

Miss Jiang's words sounded like she was speaking to the Qiling girls, but her eyes kept looking at the "bright girls".

Obviously, what she said was actually intended for the "bright girl".

The Qiling girls mistakenly thought they were "underestimated".

The orange girl stated on behalf of the other sisters: "Even if we provoke a 'super saint', our sisters are not afraid. The strong in cultivation have the fighting methods of the strong, and the weak also have the fighting skills of the weak. If you push our sisters, you will know that we are not good. provoked..."

"For example, we can learn from Sun Monkey's usual fighting methods when necessary. Just like the famous "Borrowing the Banana Fan" - speaking of the scene at that time, it really impressed me - Wukong: "Sister-in-law, I'm already inside you." Princess Iron Fan: "Come out soon... ah... Uncle, I can't take it anymore..." Wukong: "Sister-in-law. I'm going to come out soon, open your mouth quickly." Princess Iron Fan: "Ah..." This matter is so complete that even the Bull Demon King heard it outside the door, and it is difficult not to misunderstand it. It is said that the old cow is a man, and finally left a divorce agreement... and then went away ..."

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What is this all about?

Miss Jiang was speechless for a while.I don't know how to continue to test the "bright girl".

Can you deal with a super strong man like Grandpa Zhu just by drilling into people's stomachs to make a big fuss about the "five hidden organs"? Miss Jiang is not optimistic.

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"Reincarnation" is also a good thing.Hearing the hot chat among the girls, he also jokingly said: "This trick is dangerous. If you get into the belly of the iron fan, there are two results. One is that the old cow has misunderstood it. He will leave automatically to avoid the family scandal. But In case the Bull Demon King's bull temper flares up, and he refuses to retreat even if he dies—are you sure you can deal with the counterattack of a strong cultivator like him who 'kills people and silences his mouth'?"

The purple girl waved her hand proudly: "I'm not afraid of the old cow's outburst, and I can still find a way to get into its belly. Make waves and make it painful..."

The black girl whimsically said: "Maybe, maybe you can give the old cow a 'October pregnancy' or something, that's the real 'painful life'..."

"How can a male be 'conceived in October'?" "Samsara" retorted: "Can you still find the legendary 'Zimu River' that has disappeared in the realm of comprehension?"

The red girl was serious: "You don't have to find the 'Zimu River' water to drink - in the real human world, there have been men who became pregnant...Samsara, you are so knowledgeable, you don't even have this Have you heard it?"

Seeing the bewildered look on "Samsara", the Qiling girls couldn't help showing off.

You speak, I speak.Tell it the true story of "American man Thomas gave birth to three children in three years" that happened under the real sky.

That Thomas, who was pregnant three times, and his family had three children, became the first "man" in the world to conceive and give birth—for a reason.

According to reports, Thomas is a martial arts instructor.He was born as a daughter, and at the age of 20, he underwent sex reassignment surgery and became a man, but his uterus was not removed.He said that the reason why he kept his female reproductive organs was to be able to have children by himself in the future. (This is really broken. The root is broken, the cut is constant, and the reasoning is still chaotic.)

Thomas allegedly gave birth to three children in three years, a girl and two boys.Although Thomas gave birth to them in October, he let his children call him "Dad" and his wife, Nancy, 49, was called "Mom" by the children.

According to reports, Thomas received sperm donation for each pregnancy, and his own eggs, and the same donor's sperm was used for three pregnancies. (It really has the spirit of "one guest does not bother two hosts".)

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Zi Xing also felt deeply troubled by the performance of Qi Ling girl and "Reincarnation" getting farther and farther away.

If you let them go on, I'm afraid they will even research out the constituent elements of the "jingle" for you

Zi Xing thought for a while, and made a decisive decision. He and Ms. Jiang grasped the serious situation that "Grandpa Zhu has been listed as a suspect, suspected of acting as a 'protective umbrella' for the spirits of hostile gods such as Axe and forming a beast-robbing army." The spiritual girls, reincarnation and Shannuwa made a "report".

Zi Xing solemnly invites everyone to discuss the countermeasures together.

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The girls were "deeply shocked" when they learned of such a major piece of information.

First of all, they must of course confirm the "authenticity" of this information-if such a fact can be overturned, that is the most ideal result.After all, no one wants to be against the mighty Grandpa Zhu.

Not only is it "emotionally" unacceptable, but the confrontation of strength alone is also an unbearable weight.

"Is there some misunderstanding here?" Chi girl took the lead in expressing her opinion: "World affairs are often not as simple as they appear on the surface."

In order to enhance the persuasiveness of her words, the red girl gave an example——

In the coffee shop, the boy looked at the girl tenderly. The girl pushed the cake in front of her and said distressedly: "I can't eat any more." The boy seemed a little anxious: "Please. Eat slowly, there will be surprises waiting for you Oh..." The girl looked at the boy, ate the cake in a big mouthful of anger, and then saw the boy's surprised face.

The girl was admitted to the hospital soon... The boy knelt down and held up the X-ray of the girl, which showed that there was a beautiful diamond ring in the girl's stomach at the moment.The boy said affectionately: "Honey, marry me" (this ceremony of presenting the "proposal ring" is too different) later.Girl dies from gastric perforation caused by foreign object in stomach...

From the case she gave, the red girl realized this truth: if the girl has more trust in the boy, she will not gobble up the cake in a fit of anger.There will be no tragic results.Therefore, the red girl suggests that you should have more confidence in "Grandpa Zhu" - if you have any doubts, you can communicate with the old man first...

The orange girl looks at the problem from the perspective of "good and evil people", and expresses that she should be more vigilant against "Grandpa Zhu involved in the case".

She also gave an example to demonstrate her point of view and enhance her persuasiveness——

This is how "Thanksgiving" came - European colonists came to America.Life is very difficult.A large number of people died because they did not understand the local climate and food.The local Indians gave them great help, helping them grow crops, identify edible fish and fish that can be used as fertilizer, raise turkeys and harvest grain.The European colonists were so moved that they killed them

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"Reincarnation" believes that "human nature is evil" is too arbitrary.

It emphasizes that although human nature is not "good", it will not be proud of "evil".The correct view should be: "People's hearts are fickle."

Needless to say, "Reincarnation" can also find strong "cases" to prove their views——

[He liked her and wrote countless love letters.She has excellent grades and never looks him in the eye.After graduating from university, she ran into obstacles everywhere looking for a job, and thought of him when she was helpless.After inquiring, I learned that he started a company and was about to get married.The bride is not as pretty as she is.She wanted to redeem it, but he said: You gave me the most painful memories when I was the most innocent, and she gave me the most pure love when I was the most painful-if love is not pure, what is beautiful?

Later, she became his "little three"...]

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the end. "Reincarnation" still feels that "it's not over yet."Another negative case was cited to prove that "all living beings" (including Grandpa Zhu, of course), there is no shortage or fault. Therefore, it is very important to have a "forgiving heart" it's -

A certain man asked the Zen master: "Master, I love my girlfriend very much. She has advantages, but also has disadvantages that I can't bear. Is there any way to make her have only advantages and no disadvantages?" The Zen master smiled and replied: "The method is very simple... But if you want me to teach you, you need me to find a piece of paper with only the front and no back.” The Zen master actually wanted a certain man to understand: positive and negative, good and bad, good and bad... coexist at the same time The "contradiction" is difficult to separate.

Unexpectedly, this time the Zen master met an "expert".A certain man thought for a while, went down the mountain, came back soon, and handed a piece of "XX Party Newspaper" to the Zen master: "No, there are only papers with the front and no back." The Zen master immediately knelt down and said: Master

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"Shannuwa" and Ms. Jiang have formed a good friendship, and they speak from the perspective of comforting Ms. Jiang.

She comforted Ms. Jiang: "There are no hurdles in the world that cannot be overcome, and there are no worries that cannot be let go", so, be strong.

"Shannuwa" also followed the "big trend" and gave examples to prove her point of view.

"Shan Nvwa" deserves to be a master of cultivation, and the examples she gave are also full of "fear"——

A suffering person said to the Zen master: "I can't let go of some things, and I can't let go of some people." The Zen master said: "There is nothing that I can't really let go of." Take a teacup and pour hot water into it until it overflows.The sufferer was scalded and immediately let go of his hand.The Zen master said: "In fact, there is nothing in this world that you can't let go of. When it hurts, you will naturally let go..."

Before the Zen master finished speaking, the bitter man immediately pressed the Zen master on the ground and beat him fiercely: "I'm scalding to death, damn, let you scald me, damn, let you scald me, damn I beat you to death, let you scald me "——The sufferer is healing the wound in his heart at an astonishing speed

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The black girl advocated "flexible handling" of "Grandpa Zhu may be the biggest villain" (it would be too uneconomical to use force).

What kind of "flexible law"?

The black girl also cited two cases in one breath to illustrate——

Case [-]. The kindergarten teacher taught literacy, wrote "bed" on the blackboard, and asked, "Little friend, do you know this word?" Xiao shook his head and said he didn't know.The teacher began to inspire: "When you were sleeping last night, what was under your father?" "..."

"Kids, this word is difficult, let's learn it later..." said the kindergarten teacher. (Black girl note: This is called the "set aside dispute" law.)

Case [-]. The new year is approaching, the headquarters summoned the three factory directors and said: This year is a loss, and the bonus will not be paid.

The director of factory a returns to the factory and announces that he will lose money this year and no bonus will be paid.All the employees scolded behind their backs. The director of factory b returned to the factory and announced: this year, he will lose money, and the bonus will not be paid.All employees are grateful. The director of factory c returns to the factory and announces that he will lose money this year, the bonus will not be paid, and the superiors will lay off employees... Once the announcement is made, the director of factory c will leave.In the evening, all the employees went to the factory manager's house to give away red envelopes. (Black girl's note: This is called "finding another way to resolve contradictions"...)

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Ms. Jiang was dizzy from everyone's chatter and suggestions.

She made up her mind and said: "Everyone, stop arguing. I will contact Grandpa Zhu now, and I will listen to his explanation before deciding what to do. Please be my witnesses." ', everyone, please be my powerful reinforcements..."

The companions suddenly agreed.

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