Rebirth of King Zhou

The Qiling girls tried their best to "make every effort", but they still couldn't achieve the expected effect. )

The girls showed no sign of impatience.

On the contrary, they feel quite guilty.

The incident they caused made Jiang Xiu and Brother Zi Xing "separate".Brother Zixing's blow was far greater than what they had imagined.

It seemed that most of the "Le Tian" cells that were originally abundant in Zi Xing's body were wiped out at once.After the girls "rescued with all their strength", Zi Xing's heavy heart could not be eased.There was never a slight smile on his face.

In short, the girls searched hard, told so many jokes vividly, and couldn't make any ripples—well, brother Zi Xing is really like "a ditch of hopeless stagnant water"...

Girls, I feel a little "out of my wits".

Fortunately, "there is no unparalleled road" is an ancient teaching, and Zi Xing is actually annoyed by the girls.

In order to control this situation from the "source", Zi Xing finally said: "You guys have said enough... If you want me to pose a question, you can answer it. If you can answer it, even if you win, what?" I have listened to you, how are you?"

Oh, only Brother Zixing responded, which is a big victory for the girls.

The Qiling girls quickly nodded their heads like pecking rice with a smile.

"This is just a common test question among a large number of test questions from a doctoral examination in a certain university."

Zi Xing said lightly: "However, there is no candidate whose answer has not been deducted. If you get full marks on this question, it is enough to prove that with your level, it is not a problem to get a 'Ph.D.'... ..."

Next, Zi Xing directly asked the question——

根据材料回答问题:明珠市是全世界的明珠市,明珠市的房价应和国际接轨。80后男孩如果买不起房子,80后女孩可以嫁给40岁的男人。80后男人如果有条件了,到40岁再娶20岁的女孩子,也是不错的选择……

[1st floor] Reply: I finally turned 40 years old, and I found a young and beautiful 20-year-old girlfriend to go to her home to meet her parents.The person who opened the door was his first love girlfriend who had been with him for several years when he was in college.The new girlfriend shouted: "Mom"

[2nd floor] Supplement: Her mother gasped in shock when she saw me.Before I could react, she pulled her daughter into the room.Say to your daughter, "You can't be with him, he's your real father"

[3rd Floor] Continue to add: Daughter: I already have his flesh and blood...

[Floor 4] At this moment, the girl's father in his 60s came out and saw the girl's boyfriend.He whispered to him: "Why are you here? Didn't you call your mother and your living expenses on time every month?"

[Floor 5] At this time, the doorbell rang "Ding Dong", and the girl's boyfriend's mother came to see her in-laws.Meeting the girl's father: "Why are you..."

[Floor 6] The girl's boyfriend's father came upstairs after parking the car. When he saw the girl's father, his face was full of anger: "Aren't you my long-lost brother?"

[7th floor] The girl's mother met her boyfriend's mother: "Mom"

[Floor 8] When the girl's mother saw her boyfriend's father, she yelled "Dad" again, and immediately passed out...

According to the above materials, answer the following questions: 1. How many typos are there in the text? Please correct them. 2. How far can you understand? 3. Boyfriend’s mom, what’s the name of the girlfriend’s dad? Please write down the inference process. 4. Try to discuss the relationship between mother-in-law and house price.

……

I have to admit that Zi Xing played this move quite skillfully.

After throwing such a "examination question" to the girls, Zi Xing finally enjoyed the good taste of "quiet ears and peaceful world".

The Qiling girls all frowned tightly.All the energy has to be spent on "solving problems", so where is the spare time to irritate their elder brother Zi Xing?

The girls finally get a taste of the "tired" feeling their brother Zixing has been enduring.

They were so upset that at this moment, the unscrupulous guy came to defeat them.

Qi Ling girls returned to the "Mountain and River Map World", hoping to change the environment and add some inspiration to their brains.Unexpectedly, a gigantic monster followed behind them in a crazy way.

That is the second generation banner spirit of "Pangu Banner", so is Ice Crystal Toad.

Hey, why did this guy come to the "Mountain and River Map World" when he has time? With some doubts, he briefly talked about "Ice Crystal Toad".

This guy is secretive.Not crisp at all.

After finally compiling bit by bit of information, I found out that this "Ice Crystal Toad" wanted to ask the girls to intercede and let him be Grandpa Zhu's little follower.

It was still very resistant to being "incorporated" by Grandpa Zhu, but so quickly, its attitude has undergone a 180-degree change.If you want to be Grandpa Zhu's "dog leg", you have to rely on relationships and find ways?

It seemed miraculous at first, but when the girls figured out the root of the problem.Not only is it not surprising, but I can't help but secretly despise "Ice Crystal Toad".

It turned out that before Grandpa Zhu tried every means to win over "Ice Crystal Toad", he just wanted to get the tattered artifact "Pangu Banner", so as to collect the huge tide of "robbing beasts" raging in the heavens.

It is estimated that "Ice Crystal Toad" also understood Grandpa Zhu's intentions, so he behaved very "hands-on".

Today, the situation in the heavens can be described as "a sudden change".In order to meet the challenge of the new generation of "Saint Nuwa" who is about to be born, the army of robbing beasts in the heaven panicked.

They have resolutely accepted the most brutal fighting fusion, and are about to integrate into the most ferocious monster in history...

Under such circumstances, the second generation of "Pangu Banner Spirit" can be described as "useless".Thousands of robbery beasts have merged into one, how can it be "subdued" by a mere tattered magic weapon?

Just because he knew that this guy was useless.Grandpa Zhu who has always been pragmatic.I don't bother to pay attention to it anymore.

In fact, "Ice Crystal Toad" has long understood that it is difficult to get along in this cultivation world without the "great god" covering him.It was just a small way to deliberately "play the tune" before - a way to improve its status with Grandpa Zhu in the future.

Only the devil knows that the situation has changed so quickly.

Now it wants to climb up to the big tree of Grandpa Zhu, but no one wants to marry it... The "Ice Crystal Toad" is in a really awkward situation, after thinking about it, he thinks that the girls with spirit spirits can talk to Grandpa Zhu—no, " "Ice Crystal Toad" begged the girls with a cheeky face.

This guy, who knew this earlier, why bothered to make it happen in the first place.Incur the contempt of the girls first.

The girls are worrying about the "examination questions" given by brother Zixing.

Holding the perverted mentality of "I don't have a good time, and I don't want to see others have a good time", they simply said to "Ice Crystal Toad": "If you want to ask their sisters for help, you have to prove your 'intelligence' to us. We have always Unwilling to help people with low IQs..."

Ice Crystal Toad asked honestly: "How can I prove my IQ. Can I get into your eyes?"

The girls naturally presented a difficult problem—as long as they can solve the difficult problem, it will prove that its "IQ" has passed the passing line, and they are naturally willing to come forward to intercede with Grandpa Zhu.

"Ice Crystal Toad" nodded in agreement.

The girls also asked the question very simply——

Question: There is a pig weighing [-] catties and a bridge bearing [-] catties. How does the pig cross the bridge?

条件:1.猪是活猪,任何解决方案都不得切割猪。2.故事发生在猪王国,不要引入人的因素。3.是过桥,不是过河,不要说是游泳过去。4.是过桥,不是过涧。不要说是飞过去丫。5.桥是承重两百斤的桥,把桥挪到平地上抑或过另一座承重超过四百斤的桥,都属改变性状。6.不是文字游戏,比如,不要说“猪晕过去了”

……

"Ice Crystal Toad" was decisively stumped.

This guy, never had a problem like this before.After thinking hard for a long time, my mind was still empty and I got nothing.

"Ice Crystal Toad" has a bad temper—because this test question is linked to its "IQ", it would be too embarrassing if it couldn't answer it.Therefore, it is a little "old shame turned into anger".

It said to the girls arbitrarily: There is no answer to such a question.

The Qi Ling girls all put on a proud expression, looking at the ice crystal toad with a look of "the gods look down on the pity and contempt of the ants".It is uncomfortable to see it.

Afterwards, the girls "exploded collectively", Xiaolu showed her hand.Everyone will answer.And the answers are not repeated——

The red girl was the first to give the answer: "PS a photo of the bridge, let the government come forward to confirm that the pig has crossed the bridge. Who dares to say that it has not?"

Orange girl: "The pig let go of the water injected into the body, and it passed..."

Girl Huang: "Call the 'Brickman' from the Bureau of Statistics. As long as the Bureau of Statistics comes, a [-]-jin pig can be brought across the bridge for you."

Green girl: "The earth is round, so just walk in the opposite direction."

Young girl: "Find a leader who is used to making conference reports, open your mouth and blow it, let alone 400 catties, 4000 catties can cross the bridge safely."

Blue girl: "Spend some money and put a ZF-approved label on the pig 'this pig weighs 200 catties'; or spend some money and ask an expert to report 'this bridge can bear 400 catties'."

Purple girl: "Let this pig stay in the A-share market for a while and then come out, and it will pass."

Black girl: "Let a big river crab carry it across. The river crab beast has the greatest strength, 400 catties is no problem"

White girl: "It's a sow. Before crossing the bridge, she gave birth to 10 piglets—one weighing 20 pounds, hehe, and then they all passed."

赤女孩:“从相对论来说,速度越快质量越轻,所以猪要过去就必须达到某个速度,也就是说跑过去:猪对地面产生的压力就为mg2mg2=mv2rv=gr2)0.5=0.7071第一宇宙速度=7.9千米秒。如果这头猪跑的够快的话。即它的速度超过7.9千米秒。就可以安全过桥。”

Orange Girl: "Once the price of pork drops, it will be easy to cross the bridge."

Huang. Girl: "Pigs can walk across the bridge directly, because this pig is called 'four hundred catties', not that the pig weighs four hundred catties."

Green girl: "Send a courier."

Young girl: "There are two concepts of crossing a bridge. The 'longitudinal' way of walking a bridge is crossing a bridge, and the 'horizontal' way of walking a bridge can also be called crossing a bridge; It can be said that it is crossing a bridge... This pig only needs to walk across one end, and it has nothing to do with the load-bearing capacity."

Blue girl: "Consciousness said - 1. The purpose of pigs crossing the bridge is to reach the other shore. In fact, life is like a pig, lonely and helpless, always looking for the other shore as if drifting in the sea. There is a saying in the Buddha that 'the sea of ​​suffering is boundless and turns back to the shore', the other shore seems far away But not reachable. In fact, it is just as simple as "turning back". After the pig figured out this truth, the bridge has been crossed when the mind reaches the other side. It’s a matter of knowing that it can’t be done, and with such courage to do it, whether it succeeds or not, we will think it has passed—its spirit has surpassed the bridge itself.”

Purple Girl: "...Yi Zhongtian Edition: A 400-jin pig actually wants to cross a 200-jin bridge? Now its friends are surprised when it breaks down and it wants to cross the bridge? What kind of bridge does it cross? Because of its friends You know, crossing the bridge is not something ordinary pigs can cross? How can ordinary pigs cross it? So they immediately ran to persuade it, saying that you don’t want to cross the bridge, and you will do what you want when you cross the bridge. When crossing a bridge, if the bridge collapses, you are finished. In modern terms, it is over. In fact, is it dangerous for a 400-jin pig to cross a 200-jin bridge? Some people say that it has predecessors after all, and its predecessors will succeed. In fact, this is not the case in the official history. According to the "Biography of the Omnivore Crossing the Bridge in the Past Dynasties, Zhitun's Father", in fact, the father of the ton did not cross the bridge. So the fact that the ton's father crossed the bridge is only a fiction of later generations. Then, according to the records of "Birds, Birds, Animals Crossing Bridges of Past Dynasties, Animal Eagle Biography": the father of the dolphin was actually taken across the bridge by the animal eagle."

黑女孩:“……刘心武版:其实,要解答400斤的猪怎么过承重200斤的桥,我们要从字面上分析一下,我也是参考了很多史料得出的结论。首先我们看‘猪’这个字是什么意思呢?那么这就涉及到《红楼梦》里的.黑.话了。曹雪芹在创作的时候,因为有些东西是不能直接往书中写的,所以就用了很多.黑.话,这些是非常有研究价值的。可能观众朋友们不懂,其实我只要帮你们稍微解释一下你们就明白了。猪在12生肖里排位是多少呀?12位。最后一位呀,其实这就暗示我们是‘最小’的意思。再看看承重200斤的桥是什么意思呢?什么桥能承重200斤呀。一定是一座小桥呀。那这‘小桥’代表什么呢?我查找了许多资料,找到了‘遥想公瑾当年,小桥出嫁了’小桥,那是具有皇室血统的女成员呀。那么就是说,那个猪是具有皇室血统最小的女皇室成员的小母猪呀。这其实就说明了,这个小母猪其实就是前太子的后代,而皇室成员的小母猪过桥,应该就是它要采取行动了。那么是什么样的行动呢?……”

白女孩:“……周汝昌版:400斤的猪怎么过承重200斤的桥?其实是一们很深奥的科学,里面有太多东西让我们深思了。我们首先来分析一下猪:曹雪芹为什么要提到猪?《红楼梦》里是没有废话的,既然提到了就必然有它的价值。那么400斤的猪价值在什么地方?嗯?其实啊,这里面倾注了作者曹雪芹很深的情感在里面。12生肖,就代表金陵12钗,那么这里面其实就暗示了很多东西。首先,大观园里有多少人和属猪的有关?王熙凤,还有一个,就是史湘云。凤和麒麟都是祥瑞,是同类的。那么,我们都知道了,王熙凤已经嫁了人了。她就被排除了,唯一剩下的未婚的就是史湘云。其实啊,400斤的猪过承重200斤的桥,正好暗示了宝玉最后娶了史湘云。而史湘云敲有个金猪。在这里,我们不能不敬佩作者的良苦用心啊。那么400斤的猪过承重200斤的桥,想想,宝玉娶史湘云难度多大呀?”

赤女孩:“……于丹版:400斤的猪怎么过承重200斤的桥是政.治?政.治,并不一定让猪都过上一种物质文明上的发达生活,它仅仅是一个标志,这些都是来源于信仰。这就是一种理念,他认为信仰的力量足矣把一群猪凝聚起来。其实猪的视力,是有两种功能的,一个是向外去无限等待喂食的人,另外是向内无限深情的注视槽里的食物。400斤的猪过承重200斤的桥,能够带给它快乐的秘诀就是——必须亲自丈量桥面的每一步路。它敢于亮出自己的弱项,生和死只是一个形态的变化。它对待死的态度:1不怕死;2绝不找死。这是一种境界、感悟和超越。它觉是过桥只是一个瞬间,悟是一个过程,‘无为而无不为’才是大境界。它坚持过桥,在它成长中一定有某种潜能从没有被开发出来。有些奇迹,其实就是在坚持中完成,有些奇迹永远不是那些自认为最机灵和最聪明的人能做完成的。”

Orange Girl: "...Kong Qingdong Edition: Today I am going to talk about how a 400-jin pig crosses a 200-jin bridge... Let's first read Jin Yong's original text: This is a river that is no more than n feet wide, and a river is crossed across it. A 200-jin bridge bears a mighty 400-jin pig standing at the end of the bridge. Today we are going to appreciate and discuss the love issues in Jin Yong's novels, and those strange loves in Jin Yong's works sometimes make readers think deeply and reveal Through these extraordinary loves, we have seen some extraordinary human natures and extraordinary lives. Like this pig that wants to fly across the bridge, it knows that crossing the bridge will be fatal, but it chooses to cross the bridge to "Huashan Lunjian" ', This is the power of love. The love of heroes like Guo Jing and Yang Guo is actually admirable in Jin Yong's novels. He not only writes about the love of these mountains and rivers, but even the love of this pig is written very well. Well, this is where he excels compared to other martial arts novels and romance novelists, which makes us feel that the love in his writing is not only dazzling, but also really thrilling and unforgettable..."

Huang. Girl: "..." To be continued. . )

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