Rebirth of King Zhou
Chapter 617 History of the Dog Blood Gods
.. The text starts with Daji and Longji. Once they make up their minds to "collude" with the Qiling girls and join forces to deal with some unlucky guy, the effect is surprisingly good! ! ! ! !
Do not believe?Just look at how the "Guardians" are suffering from failures and blows, and you can see how fierce the firepower of a group of "women soldiers" is
Well, ferocious to the point of ferocity!
Moreover, this group of girls never believed in the principle of "leave a line for others, so that we can meet each other in the future".
They have not let go of their tyrannical behavior against the "Guardian"
The girls and their sisters, Daji and Longji, can be regarded as having a tacit understanding. They didn't communicate a little bit beforehand, but after they joined the "battlefield", they immediately formed a joint force and cooperated seamlessly. This is probably the legendary "heart to heart". oh
It was rare for Long Ji to find something that could make her feel "superior", and continued to ask with great interest: "Try to talk about the relationship between Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang and Tang Gaozu Li Yuan..."
"..." The guardian was speechless + full of black lines
If it weren't for this guy who always pays attention to his demeanor and image, he would have cursed a long time ago, God knows where these weird little girls come from so many difficult questions like "heavenly", what makes him want to vomit blood the most is that those problems are just right. As far as it is concerned, it becomes as simple as a child's thing with the girls of Qiling
If the "Guardian" hadn't personally recruited Daji and Longji's wisp of "spiritual consciousness", it would simply have suspected that the girls had "colluded" with Daji and Longji in advance!
……
The orange girl answered very slyly, and more than [-] percent of her historical knowledge can't trouble her: "... Emperor Sui Yang and Li Yuan are cousins, and their mothers are sisters, so Yang Guang is Li Shimin's cousin. His cousin The uncle had a daughter-in-law, Empress Xiao, who remarried Jieli Khan in the Sui Dynasty. Later, the Tang Dynasty beat up the Turks and snatched his cousin and aunt back. The emperor of the blood of the Hu people!!! There are not many ancient dynasties with real Han blood, and some scholars believe that: seven clans and five surnames, this is the ruling force behind the Tang Dynasty... I won’t get too far away from you If you are interested, find another free time and let’s talk in detail.”
(These words hit the "Guardian" more deeply, which is regarded as a "sky" problem. The orange girl not only answered it, but also studied it as a topic...)
……
Daji then asked again: "'Fried dough sticks' is delicious, can you tell me who invented it first?"
Guardian: "..." Poor, it's just a tragic man who hasn't even eaten "fried dough sticks"
The green girl has always had a special interest in "food" and has a lot of research experience. She will answer this question: "'Fried dough sticks' used to be called 'fried cypress'. "Song History" records: In the 11th year of Gaozong Shaoxing in the Southern Song Dynasty, Qin Hui and his gang of traitors, Killed Yue Fei on the charge of "unnecessary" (in fact, Yue Fei is a stubborn guy who doesn't know how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages). The soldiers and people of the Southern Song Dynasty were all filled with righteous indignation. He took the dough, kneaded two noodle figures shaped like Qin Hui and his wife separately, kneaded them together and fried them in an oil pan to vent their anger and then spread the word..."
The black girl's knowledge of "food" is obviously far inferior to that of the green girl-xiashuyd..- At this time, after listening to her explanation, I suddenly realized that I thought to myself: I used to think that the deep-fried dough sticks were made by a wicked girl in order to "curse" the heartbroken man. Imitate its important "parts", and use boiling and frying to vent hatred... Oh, is my mind impure? (If "Samsara" heard her words, she would definitely go crazy: you should ask: when was your mind pure?)
……
Longji raised the nth question: "Is height important? Is height a factor that restricts a person from becoming a 'celebrity'? If not, please give examples to prove it"
Why does the subject of the guardian being speechless become more and more strange?
The orange girl casually gave a batch of accurate data: "Height and being famous will not be a factor restricting 'fame' - Napoleon 165, Lenin 164, Stalin 162, Louis XIV 156, Khrushchev 166 Alexander the Great 150 , Charlemagne 150, Mussolini 160, Hitler 165, Truman 163, Kim Jong Il 155, Roh Moo-hyun 168, Toyotomi Hideyoshi 152, Lu Xun 158, Sun Yat-sen 158, Pushkin 165, Einstein 164..."
The black girl sighed: "They are all taller than our sisters. It seems that our sisters will become big businessmen, celebrities, and even good faces of big businessmen. It is very hopeful."
The green girl also nodded again and again: "That's right, there are hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals in the heavenly world, basically they can't make a name for themselves in the cultivation world-this shows that it is easier to become famous if you are short!"
……
Daji asked: "Why do island countries regard 'Zheng Chenggong' as a member of their country?"
The black girl and the green girl can't answer. They only know that the "Bang Kingdom" likes to regard the historical celebrities of the Celestial Dynasty as the ancestors of their country, such as Confucius, Qu Yuan, etc., and they all grab... But when the island country also Keen on this set?Well, there must be something strange about this matter!
Ignoring the "Guardian" directly, the orange girl thought for a while, and then replied: "Zheng Chenggong was born to Zheng Zhilong and his wife from the island country, so the island country also regards Zheng Chenggong as their national hero—that's how entangled history is." After the customs, North Korea and the island countries regarded this as the fall of the Central Plains, and regarded themselves as the descendants. This kind of Central Plains complex had a profound impact on the history of East Asia. During the Sino-Japanese War, one of the slogans of the island countries was to drive out the Tartars... I'm dizzy! The peaty island ghost!!!"
Long Ji asked: "What is the final outcome of Huang Jinrong?"
Green Girl: "Huang Jinrong finally fell to the point of 'sweeping the streets'. After Shanghai was liberated, the former rogue tycoon Huang Jinrong didn't choose to leave the mainland (this guy probably couldn't bear to stay in the mainland and couldn't transfer those assets), and finally stayed. During the anti-revolutionary movement, he was admonished and arranged to clean the sanitation at the gate of the Great World. The passing citizens all lamented that the world has indeed changed... The reporters who came after hearing the news took pictures of this scene-the once mighty big man is so downcast, He’s so old again, er, I’ve seen that picture too, the person is not skinny, but still chubby, if you change time and space, it’s a standard photo of ‘leading labor’ for a show!”
The black girl curled her lips: "Shouldn't it be? Du Yuesheng went to Hong Kong early... Huang Jinrong organized a waist drum team to welcome the party, and it turned out... 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, the four old black families{}{}{it }{ {}{..}The final ending is very dull~ deserved it”
……
Long Ji and Daji, there are still many historical "secrets" learned from "Reincarnation", which also provides them with a wealth of information
Daji continued to ask forcefully: "How did Han Xin die in the end?"
Orange girl: "Han Xin, the King of Chu, was forced to death. According to the official history, he was beheaded in front of Weiyang Palace. As for the way of Han Xin's death in folklore, there are various strange ones. The most widely circulated theory is that he was locked in a cage. Covered with a cloth, and then a group of women stabbed him to death with bamboo spears... Why did you choose 'bamboo spears'? There is a reason for this--Han Xin died without seeing the sky, the ground, or the weapon. Liu Bang said that he could not use any Weapons hurt Han Xin, so use bamboo sticks!"
……
Daji continued to ask: "What are the weird reasons for divorce in ancient times?"——Well, she cares about this, which proves that she is also good at "combining theory with practice"
Orange girl counts: "There are many strange reasons for the divorce of ancient celebrities. For example: Kong's younger brother once 'exposed' his wife because the steamed pears were not cooked. The Ding family divorced Lu You and his cousin Tang Wan because Lu You's mother didn't like her daughter-in-law. Later, Lu You sighed when he met Tang Wan and Zhao Shicheng, and wrote "Phoenix Hairpin" which has made both men and women lament. It should not be attributed to the woman's head"
Daji secretly thought: I should not be so miserable!If you steam a pear that is not ripe, you will be dismissed, oh my god, what is wrong with the world!Hmph, even if I roast a piece of undercooked meat for Xin to eat, he will never "divorce his wife"
The green girl added: "As for the separation and reunion of the emperor's family, it is difficult to describe in one word. For example, the last queen in history, Guo Buluo? After getting a divorce, Puyi pushed all the faults of this matter on Queen Wanrong, thinking that she and the princess didn't get along well, so she forced her to leave... After Puyi became a puppet of the puppet Manchurian government, Wanrong became violent Irritable and addicted to drugs, she even had an affair with the guards around Puyi... In this way, she started her 17-year life in the cold palace and finally ended her miserable life in the prison in Yanji, Jilin!!!”
……
Longji asked: "Try to list more than five sentences printed on banknotes of various countries."
Green girl: "Jordan: build the motherland, be loyal to the country Nepal: the motherland is more precious than heaven Myanmar: a harmonious and orderly life contains happiness France: freedom, equality, fraternity Netherlands: we must hold on : People don’t attack me, I don’t attack Switzerland: Everything is for everyone, everyone is for one”
Daji asked, "What are the 12 names for my wife?"
Black girl: "The emperor called his wife Zi Tong; the prime minister called his wife Madame; people called his wife Zhuo Jing; refined scholars called his wife Zhibroom; merchants called his wife Jian Nei; scholars called their wife Wife; sour scholar called his wife Niang; Farmers call their wives aunt-in-law; cultivated people call their wives madam; uneducated people call their wives their wives; young people call their wives their wives; old men call their wives their wives..."
"It's still a question about wives and concubines," Daji said, "Yuan Shikai has one wife and nine concubines. It can be said that there are many wives and concubines, but how did Lao Yuan manage them in an orderly manner?"
Orange girl: "Old Yuan adopts the management method of aunts' self-management: the first aunt is responsible for managing the three aunts, the second, third, and fourth; the fifth aunt is responsible for managing the six, seventh, and eighth aunts... and the aunt There is a clear division of labor between the wives: the first aunt is the showman, the second aunt manages money and cooks, the third aunt plays the piano and sings, the fifth aunt takes care of team building, and the other aunts plant mulberry, raise silkworms, reel silk and weave silk.”
……
The "Guardian" listened for a long time, but couldn't explain it, and felt panicked.
Finally, I couldn't help protesting: "Don't just talk about some inexplicable small countries and small people..." In its view, the people and countries it doesn't know are small countries and small people
"Then what kind of questions can you answer?" Long Ji glanced at it proudly and asked
The "Guardian" said firmly: "If you ask about celebrities in the cultivation world, or historical events in the cultivation world, I don't believe I can't answer it!!! Don't just revolve around some mortals..."
"Okay then let me come up with a question." Daji blinked a few times slyly, and suddenly asked a difficult question. However, this question was indeed changed to the scope of the "Cultivation Realm" according to the requirements of the "Guardian"——
She said: "Please tell us the origin and history of the cultivation world for hundreds of thousands of years, and the relationship between famous practitioners... tell us..."
"This is simple" the guardian said calmly
Originally, the girls thought that the "Guardian" would have to be dumbfounded n times. Daji also thought that she had a very difficult problem, and the "Guardian" would never be able to answer it... Who knew that this guy just thought for a moment and accepted it. challenged
The girls all stared wide-eyed at "The Guardian"
How dare you boast so much, let's see what kind of answer it can give
Hmph, even they are not sure to "summarize the history of hundreds of thousands of years in the cultivation world" within a quarter of an hour, this "guardian" must be bragging! ! !
"Guardian" cleared his throat, calmly——
"I think the history of the world of comprehension is like this: originally all the stones in the world were connected together, because Pangu opened the world with great power, so the stones were shaken into small pieces that we see now, but there is one stone The exception is that it is as big as an imperial city, and people have thought it is a demon stone for thousands of years."
"However, one day, this stone erupted: the sky was shaking, the ground was shaking, and suddenly a monkey sprang out from the stone. He was Sun Wukong. She gave birth to a daughter and named her "Xi Wang Mu". After she grew up, Xi Wang Mu went to the harem, and she was very competitive. She immediately became the protagonist of the harem—the Queen Mother. At that time, the Emperor of Heaven was Nuwa, who was very famous in the cultivation world..."
"Among the four sons of the Queen Mother, one was dubbed the 'Kitchen King' and he went to serve as a soldier when he grew up (of course he became a 'Soldier of Heaven'). want to remove him from the battlefield"
"'Stove Lord' gradually felt something, so he decided to do a big one. During the second "Battle of the Gods", he rushed to the front line, using his body to wipe out all the "stove mouths" in the world." Get blocked (this is his best stunt)”
"Why does the Stove Lord want to "block" all the stoves? The reason is simple: he wants to starve all the common people to death! Only when the common people are starved to death, they will not bother to believe in heaven. The gods and immortals... Without the power of faith of ordinary people, all the friends of the immortal family will lose their potential for development, so they will return their attention to 'cultivation', and they will not be idle. Pain, always coming and going in the heavens, making people upset.”
"Actually, Mr. Stove had a good intention, but he was very lacking in knowledge at the time. He always thought that if all the 'stoves' for cooking in the world were blocked, human beings would not be able to eat cooked food... Who knows, even if they are blocked The firewood can still burn in the stove (it’s just a little choked)... The result is not as optimistic as the stove master expected carbon"
"After the death of Zao Jun, a guy named Shennong claimed the body of Zao Jun in memory of him, and took him to start the action of "tasting grass". However, there is a rumor that the "Shen Nong" Therefore, claiming the remains of Zaojun is uneasy and kind—didn’t Shennong want to study all kinds of medicinal materials? He found that every kind of medicinal material with planting potential can grow particularly vigorously and have a super high yield as long as it is sprinkled with Zaojun’s ashes !!! That's why..."
"After the above-mentioned legend spread, Shennong's reputation was wiped out. In desperation, Shennong had to bury the body of 'Kaojun' on the highest peak of the Himalayas. There, Shennong met a girl named 'Xuanyuan' for This girl, Shennong is no longer at home all over the world, but not long after he fell in love with this girl, their son was born. The second elder named him "Shang Tang". 'Shang Tang' brings big"
"'Shang Tang' is really capable, and the establishment of the Great Shang Dynasty gave the 'imperial spirit' wandering in the six realms a home, and they gathered in the Great Shang. As a result, the weight finally reached the level of opening the 'Fengshen Bang'. The Fengshen Bang was opened, The return of the gods, the long and endless second battle of the gods, this is the end."
"Since then, the fortune of the great merchant country has been prosperous, and it has been [-] generations... It has come to a critical moment..."
……
The "Guardian" talked eloquently and eloquently until the end, with the look of "there is still more to say"! ! !
Cough cough, if it passes the famous song "Qinyuanchun? Snow", maybe it will end with the phrase "It's all over, let's see the present"
The so-called "present" naturally refers to the "Xin" that it has placed high hopes on...
Daji, Longji, and the Qiling girls were all dumbfounded.
Is this also OK? !
This guy is really a "wonderful work". He put together such a piece of "The History of Chaos in the Realm of Cultivation"
The most ironic thing is: when the "Guardian" is "creating history", he never forgets to "build momentum" for their big business royal family... It really is a red heart to the ancestors...
While the girls were shocked, they gradually thought about it.
After all, the "Guardian" can also be regarded as the "loyal servant" of the great business royal family. With it, brother Zi Xing can enjoy the treatment of "my ancestor protects me to fight", which is not a bad thing... Welcome, you Your support is my biggest motivation
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Do not believe?Just look at how the "Guardians" are suffering from failures and blows, and you can see how fierce the firepower of a group of "women soldiers" is
Well, ferocious to the point of ferocity!
Moreover, this group of girls never believed in the principle of "leave a line for others, so that we can meet each other in the future".
They have not let go of their tyrannical behavior against the "Guardian"
The girls and their sisters, Daji and Longji, can be regarded as having a tacit understanding. They didn't communicate a little bit beforehand, but after they joined the "battlefield", they immediately formed a joint force and cooperated seamlessly. This is probably the legendary "heart to heart". oh
It was rare for Long Ji to find something that could make her feel "superior", and continued to ask with great interest: "Try to talk about the relationship between Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang and Tang Gaozu Li Yuan..."
"..." The guardian was speechless + full of black lines
If it weren't for this guy who always pays attention to his demeanor and image, he would have cursed a long time ago, God knows where these weird little girls come from so many difficult questions like "heavenly", what makes him want to vomit blood the most is that those problems are just right. As far as it is concerned, it becomes as simple as a child's thing with the girls of Qiling
If the "Guardian" hadn't personally recruited Daji and Longji's wisp of "spiritual consciousness", it would simply have suspected that the girls had "colluded" with Daji and Longji in advance!
……
The orange girl answered very slyly, and more than [-] percent of her historical knowledge can't trouble her: "... Emperor Sui Yang and Li Yuan are cousins, and their mothers are sisters, so Yang Guang is Li Shimin's cousin. His cousin The uncle had a daughter-in-law, Empress Xiao, who remarried Jieli Khan in the Sui Dynasty. Later, the Tang Dynasty beat up the Turks and snatched his cousin and aunt back. The emperor of the blood of the Hu people!!! There are not many ancient dynasties with real Han blood, and some scholars believe that: seven clans and five surnames, this is the ruling force behind the Tang Dynasty... I won’t get too far away from you If you are interested, find another free time and let’s talk in detail.”
(These words hit the "Guardian" more deeply, which is regarded as a "sky" problem. The orange girl not only answered it, but also studied it as a topic...)
……
Daji then asked again: "'Fried dough sticks' is delicious, can you tell me who invented it first?"
Guardian: "..." Poor, it's just a tragic man who hasn't even eaten "fried dough sticks"
The green girl has always had a special interest in "food" and has a lot of research experience. She will answer this question: "'Fried dough sticks' used to be called 'fried cypress'. "Song History" records: In the 11th year of Gaozong Shaoxing in the Southern Song Dynasty, Qin Hui and his gang of traitors, Killed Yue Fei on the charge of "unnecessary" (in fact, Yue Fei is a stubborn guy who doesn't know how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages). The soldiers and people of the Southern Song Dynasty were all filled with righteous indignation. He took the dough, kneaded two noodle figures shaped like Qin Hui and his wife separately, kneaded them together and fried them in an oil pan to vent their anger and then spread the word..."
The black girl's knowledge of "food" is obviously far inferior to that of the green girl-xiashuyd..- At this time, after listening to her explanation, I suddenly realized that I thought to myself: I used to think that the deep-fried dough sticks were made by a wicked girl in order to "curse" the heartbroken man. Imitate its important "parts", and use boiling and frying to vent hatred... Oh, is my mind impure? (If "Samsara" heard her words, she would definitely go crazy: you should ask: when was your mind pure?)
……
Longji raised the nth question: "Is height important? Is height a factor that restricts a person from becoming a 'celebrity'? If not, please give examples to prove it"
Why does the subject of the guardian being speechless become more and more strange?
The orange girl casually gave a batch of accurate data: "Height and being famous will not be a factor restricting 'fame' - Napoleon 165, Lenin 164, Stalin 162, Louis XIV 156, Khrushchev 166 Alexander the Great 150 , Charlemagne 150, Mussolini 160, Hitler 165, Truman 163, Kim Jong Il 155, Roh Moo-hyun 168, Toyotomi Hideyoshi 152, Lu Xun 158, Sun Yat-sen 158, Pushkin 165, Einstein 164..."
The black girl sighed: "They are all taller than our sisters. It seems that our sisters will become big businessmen, celebrities, and even good faces of big businessmen. It is very hopeful."
The green girl also nodded again and again: "That's right, there are hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals in the heavenly world, basically they can't make a name for themselves in the cultivation world-this shows that it is easier to become famous if you are short!"
……
Daji asked: "Why do island countries regard 'Zheng Chenggong' as a member of their country?"
The black girl and the green girl can't answer. They only know that the "Bang Kingdom" likes to regard the historical celebrities of the Celestial Dynasty as the ancestors of their country, such as Confucius, Qu Yuan, etc., and they all grab... But when the island country also Keen on this set?Well, there must be something strange about this matter!
Ignoring the "Guardian" directly, the orange girl thought for a while, and then replied: "Zheng Chenggong was born to Zheng Zhilong and his wife from the island country, so the island country also regards Zheng Chenggong as their national hero—that's how entangled history is." After the customs, North Korea and the island countries regarded this as the fall of the Central Plains, and regarded themselves as the descendants. This kind of Central Plains complex had a profound impact on the history of East Asia. During the Sino-Japanese War, one of the slogans of the island countries was to drive out the Tartars... I'm dizzy! The peaty island ghost!!!"
Long Ji asked: "What is the final outcome of Huang Jinrong?"
Green Girl: "Huang Jinrong finally fell to the point of 'sweeping the streets'. After Shanghai was liberated, the former rogue tycoon Huang Jinrong didn't choose to leave the mainland (this guy probably couldn't bear to stay in the mainland and couldn't transfer those assets), and finally stayed. During the anti-revolutionary movement, he was admonished and arranged to clean the sanitation at the gate of the Great World. The passing citizens all lamented that the world has indeed changed... The reporters who came after hearing the news took pictures of this scene-the once mighty big man is so downcast, He’s so old again, er, I’ve seen that picture too, the person is not skinny, but still chubby, if you change time and space, it’s a standard photo of ‘leading labor’ for a show!”
The black girl curled her lips: "Shouldn't it be? Du Yuesheng went to Hong Kong early... Huang Jinrong organized a waist drum team to welcome the party, and it turned out... 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, the four old black families{}{}{it }{ {}{..}The final ending is very dull~ deserved it”
……
Long Ji and Daji, there are still many historical "secrets" learned from "Reincarnation", which also provides them with a wealth of information
Daji continued to ask forcefully: "How did Han Xin die in the end?"
Orange girl: "Han Xin, the King of Chu, was forced to death. According to the official history, he was beheaded in front of Weiyang Palace. As for the way of Han Xin's death in folklore, there are various strange ones. The most widely circulated theory is that he was locked in a cage. Covered with a cloth, and then a group of women stabbed him to death with bamboo spears... Why did you choose 'bamboo spears'? There is a reason for this--Han Xin died without seeing the sky, the ground, or the weapon. Liu Bang said that he could not use any Weapons hurt Han Xin, so use bamboo sticks!"
……
Daji continued to ask: "What are the weird reasons for divorce in ancient times?"——Well, she cares about this, which proves that she is also good at "combining theory with practice"
Orange girl counts: "There are many strange reasons for the divorce of ancient celebrities. For example: Kong's younger brother once 'exposed' his wife because the steamed pears were not cooked. The Ding family divorced Lu You and his cousin Tang Wan because Lu You's mother didn't like her daughter-in-law. Later, Lu You sighed when he met Tang Wan and Zhao Shicheng, and wrote "Phoenix Hairpin" which has made both men and women lament. It should not be attributed to the woman's head"
Daji secretly thought: I should not be so miserable!If you steam a pear that is not ripe, you will be dismissed, oh my god, what is wrong with the world!Hmph, even if I roast a piece of undercooked meat for Xin to eat, he will never "divorce his wife"
The green girl added: "As for the separation and reunion of the emperor's family, it is difficult to describe in one word. For example, the last queen in history, Guo Buluo? After getting a divorce, Puyi pushed all the faults of this matter on Queen Wanrong, thinking that she and the princess didn't get along well, so she forced her to leave... After Puyi became a puppet of the puppet Manchurian government, Wanrong became violent Irritable and addicted to drugs, she even had an affair with the guards around Puyi... In this way, she started her 17-year life in the cold palace and finally ended her miserable life in the prison in Yanji, Jilin!!!”
……
Longji asked: "Try to list more than five sentences printed on banknotes of various countries."
Green girl: "Jordan: build the motherland, be loyal to the country Nepal: the motherland is more precious than heaven Myanmar: a harmonious and orderly life contains happiness France: freedom, equality, fraternity Netherlands: we must hold on : People don’t attack me, I don’t attack Switzerland: Everything is for everyone, everyone is for one”
Daji asked, "What are the 12 names for my wife?"
Black girl: "The emperor called his wife Zi Tong; the prime minister called his wife Madame; people called his wife Zhuo Jing; refined scholars called his wife Zhibroom; merchants called his wife Jian Nei; scholars called their wife Wife; sour scholar called his wife Niang; Farmers call their wives aunt-in-law; cultivated people call their wives madam; uneducated people call their wives their wives; young people call their wives their wives; old men call their wives their wives..."
"It's still a question about wives and concubines," Daji said, "Yuan Shikai has one wife and nine concubines. It can be said that there are many wives and concubines, but how did Lao Yuan manage them in an orderly manner?"
Orange girl: "Old Yuan adopts the management method of aunts' self-management: the first aunt is responsible for managing the three aunts, the second, third, and fourth; the fifth aunt is responsible for managing the six, seventh, and eighth aunts... and the aunt There is a clear division of labor between the wives: the first aunt is the showman, the second aunt manages money and cooks, the third aunt plays the piano and sings, the fifth aunt takes care of team building, and the other aunts plant mulberry, raise silkworms, reel silk and weave silk.”
……
The "Guardian" listened for a long time, but couldn't explain it, and felt panicked.
Finally, I couldn't help protesting: "Don't just talk about some inexplicable small countries and small people..." In its view, the people and countries it doesn't know are small countries and small people
"Then what kind of questions can you answer?" Long Ji glanced at it proudly and asked
The "Guardian" said firmly: "If you ask about celebrities in the cultivation world, or historical events in the cultivation world, I don't believe I can't answer it!!! Don't just revolve around some mortals..."
"Okay then let me come up with a question." Daji blinked a few times slyly, and suddenly asked a difficult question. However, this question was indeed changed to the scope of the "Cultivation Realm" according to the requirements of the "Guardian"——
She said: "Please tell us the origin and history of the cultivation world for hundreds of thousands of years, and the relationship between famous practitioners... tell us..."
"This is simple" the guardian said calmly
Originally, the girls thought that the "Guardian" would have to be dumbfounded n times. Daji also thought that she had a very difficult problem, and the "Guardian" would never be able to answer it... Who knew that this guy just thought for a moment and accepted it. challenged
The girls all stared wide-eyed at "The Guardian"
How dare you boast so much, let's see what kind of answer it can give
Hmph, even they are not sure to "summarize the history of hundreds of thousands of years in the cultivation world" within a quarter of an hour, this "guardian" must be bragging! ! !
"Guardian" cleared his throat, calmly——
"I think the history of the world of comprehension is like this: originally all the stones in the world were connected together, because Pangu opened the world with great power, so the stones were shaken into small pieces that we see now, but there is one stone The exception is that it is as big as an imperial city, and people have thought it is a demon stone for thousands of years."
"However, one day, this stone erupted: the sky was shaking, the ground was shaking, and suddenly a monkey sprang out from the stone. He was Sun Wukong. She gave birth to a daughter and named her "Xi Wang Mu". After she grew up, Xi Wang Mu went to the harem, and she was very competitive. She immediately became the protagonist of the harem—the Queen Mother. At that time, the Emperor of Heaven was Nuwa, who was very famous in the cultivation world..."
"Among the four sons of the Queen Mother, one was dubbed the 'Kitchen King' and he went to serve as a soldier when he grew up (of course he became a 'Soldier of Heaven'). want to remove him from the battlefield"
"'Stove Lord' gradually felt something, so he decided to do a big one. During the second "Battle of the Gods", he rushed to the front line, using his body to wipe out all the "stove mouths" in the world." Get blocked (this is his best stunt)”
"Why does the Stove Lord want to "block" all the stoves? The reason is simple: he wants to starve all the common people to death! Only when the common people are starved to death, they will not bother to believe in heaven. The gods and immortals... Without the power of faith of ordinary people, all the friends of the immortal family will lose their potential for development, so they will return their attention to 'cultivation', and they will not be idle. Pain, always coming and going in the heavens, making people upset.”
"Actually, Mr. Stove had a good intention, but he was very lacking in knowledge at the time. He always thought that if all the 'stoves' for cooking in the world were blocked, human beings would not be able to eat cooked food... Who knows, even if they are blocked The firewood can still burn in the stove (it’s just a little choked)... The result is not as optimistic as the stove master expected carbon"
"After the death of Zao Jun, a guy named Shennong claimed the body of Zao Jun in memory of him, and took him to start the action of "tasting grass". However, there is a rumor that the "Shen Nong" Therefore, claiming the remains of Zaojun is uneasy and kind—didn’t Shennong want to study all kinds of medicinal materials? He found that every kind of medicinal material with planting potential can grow particularly vigorously and have a super high yield as long as it is sprinkled with Zaojun’s ashes !!! That's why..."
"After the above-mentioned legend spread, Shennong's reputation was wiped out. In desperation, Shennong had to bury the body of 'Kaojun' on the highest peak of the Himalayas. There, Shennong met a girl named 'Xuanyuan' for This girl, Shennong is no longer at home all over the world, but not long after he fell in love with this girl, their son was born. The second elder named him "Shang Tang". 'Shang Tang' brings big"
"'Shang Tang' is really capable, and the establishment of the Great Shang Dynasty gave the 'imperial spirit' wandering in the six realms a home, and they gathered in the Great Shang. As a result, the weight finally reached the level of opening the 'Fengshen Bang'. The Fengshen Bang was opened, The return of the gods, the long and endless second battle of the gods, this is the end."
"Since then, the fortune of the great merchant country has been prosperous, and it has been [-] generations... It has come to a critical moment..."
……
The "Guardian" talked eloquently and eloquently until the end, with the look of "there is still more to say"! ! !
Cough cough, if it passes the famous song "Qinyuanchun? Snow", maybe it will end with the phrase "It's all over, let's see the present"
The so-called "present" naturally refers to the "Xin" that it has placed high hopes on...
Daji, Longji, and the Qiling girls were all dumbfounded.
Is this also OK? !
This guy is really a "wonderful work". He put together such a piece of "The History of Chaos in the Realm of Cultivation"
The most ironic thing is: when the "Guardian" is "creating history", he never forgets to "build momentum" for their big business royal family... It really is a red heart to the ancestors...
While the girls were shocked, they gradually thought about it.
After all, the "Guardian" can also be regarded as the "loyal servant" of the great business royal family. With it, brother Zi Xing can enjoy the treatment of "my ancestor protects me to fight", which is not a bad thing... Welcome, you Your support is my biggest motivation
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