Rebirth of King Zhou

From the perspective of practical interests, the Qi Ling girls are planning to "release water" for the guardian.

But Daji and Longji didn't really want to embarrass the guardian from the beginning.

It's just that in order to logically wear down its vigor and squeeze out greater benefits.

The "Guardian" finally thought of an "answer", which can be regarded as giving Daji and Longji a "step" to follow the trend.

But having said that, the answer given by the "Guardian" is really, too "speechless".

Not to mention others, Daji and Longji were really shocked.I was dumbfounded for a long time.

……

Finally he recovered.

Daji quietly gave the Qiling girl a look.Indicating that the fire is almost ready, it's time for them to come forward and raise conditions.

The two elder sisters, Daji and Longji, sang "Red Face", and they naturally performed the "White Face" singing.

The black girl came forward, and Dayi said awe-inspiringly: "The 'answer sheet' given by you, my ancestor, there is a serious suspicion of 'selling cute' pretending to be good!!! Be more relaxed and humorous, but it turned out to be disgusting - well, it was like wanting to fart to brighten the atmosphere, but shit happened!!! But, our sisters’ opinions are for reference only, let you pass the test, the decision is up to you In the hands of the two sisters, Daji and Longji. But I sincerely say: it’s a matter of whether it’s wrong or not. In the end, no matter how the two sisters "mark", you have to accept it calmly. Otherwise, it is called "lose or not" rise'!!!"

With those words, the "Guardian" was full of black lines.

It's all about what.What nonsense words came into the mouths of the girls.They can all come up with some "wrong reasoning".I have to admit that this is also a skill.

The "Guardian" has finally learned.

Knowing that you can't get entangled with the girls, you just look forward to Daji and Longji, and ask them to give you an "acceptance"—are you willing to accept the task of going to the "Asura Realm" to collect the "Xingtian Saint Power"?

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After some "tug-of-war" bargaining, three principles were finally determined: [-]. The "Guardian" must unconditionally help Azusa take over the "Emperor's Qi", and must not make any further incidents or make other demands.

[-]. Before taking the action of absorbing the "Xingtian Holy Power", the guardian must invite his old friend (the "Guardian of the Xingtian Holy Power") to the "Human Realm".Let it talk to Daji and Longji face to face.If the two daughters do not feel that the other party intends to allow the absorption of the "Xingtian Holy Power", the "Guardian" can no longer force the two daughters to go to the "Asura Realm".

[-]. If the trip to the "Asura Realm" can finally take place.Daji and Longji hoped that the "departure time" would be decided by them. (Actually, the two of them wanted to wait for Zi Xing's affairs to come to an end, and let him accompany them to the Ashura Realm.)

... In short.All kinds of conditions are formulated from the perspective of benefiting Daji and Longji.

The "Guardian" now has to ask for the second daughter, and there is no way to stick to his own opinion.It's rare for the second daughter to let go and is willing to go to the "Asura Realm" to perform tasks under the conditions. What high demands can it have?

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The girls have not seen other abilities of the "Guardian".But its level of "summoning" things is pretty good.

The girls hadn't figured out how it invited Daji and Longji's two strands of "spiritual consciousness" before.

In the blink of an eye, it again invited a wisp of consciousness from the "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" to the "Human Realm".

If you have this ability, you don't want to go to the countryside to become a "fairy girl and a godly man".Really buried talent.

Let's take a closer look at the "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power", only to find that it doesn't hide its head and show its tail like the "Guardian of Emperor's Qi" it met for the first time.

The "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" is shown in the image of a human being.

Moreover, it doesn't lack a head like the "Xing Tian" giant.

and.It now adopts the shape of a beautiful girl, which makes girls feel pleasing to the eye.

"This sister is so beautiful." The green girl praised without a word: "It's not like a certain guy, who looks so wretched. He is also a 'guardian', why is there such a big gap?!" (some The dude knows the girls are targeting it, but it's an emergency. And can only "play deaf" like he didn't hear.)

"That's right." The black girl also echoed: "After seeing this sister, I deeply understand that the god horse is called 'Shen Yuluoyan'?! It's really appropriate for this sister, and it's not exaggerated at all."

Since the "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" has fixed his image as a beautiful woman, he naturally attaches great importance to beauty.Being praised by the girls, I am in a great mood.

To be honest, as soon as she came to the "human world", she was attracted by the beauty of Daji and Longji.

Hearing the girls praise her, she quickly said modestly: "Where! I am far less beautiful than these two sisters beside you. They are truly unparalleled in beauty."

The more I look at it, the more I feel that Daji and Long Jimei are extremely beautiful. It is the first time in my life that I have seen such a beautiful woman (the guardian is used to the headless descendants "mass" produced according to the "Xingtian" model, which is pitiful).

Comparing the two daughters Daji and Longji, the "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" actually felt "ashamed of himself".Therefore, the praise for them comes from the heart.

Longji and Daji want to establish a good relationship with it.Being praised by her, he also hurriedly said a few words of humility.

When the "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" spoke again, he couldn't help expressing his doubts in his heart: "By the way, why are the 'sinking fish falling into wild goose' and 'closed moon shameful flower' you just mentioned are idioms to describe beautiful women? Is there a story in it?"

"Of course there are allusions." The girls nodded with certainty.

The other party was curious to know that the girls are "good teachers", so they took a good look at the idioms.

"These two idioms actually refer to four beauties in total, that is, the four classical beauties of the Celestial Dynasty—Xi Shi, Diao Chan, Wang Zhaojun, and Concubine Yang."

"Appreciate further details."

"Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" is quite studious.

The orange girl did her part, and first came to clear up her doubts: "...Let me first explain to you the allusion of 'Closed Moon' in 'Closed Moon Shame Flower' - 'Cursed Moon' refers to the beautiful woman Diao Chan. Chanchan's father. He was an astronomy worker. He was killed in the disaster of the party at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. Chanchan was also displaced and sold to Wang Yun's family as a maid. Wang Yun was an old pervert, and Chanchan hated him very much, but , as a maid, I can't do anything to him."

"Chanchan learned astronomy from her father since she was a child. She is proficient in calendar calculations. She was the first person in the sky to calculate the laws of solar and lunar eclipses. However, before she had time to declare the results, her family was ruined. Since the Jinwen School represented by Dong Zhongshu was in the After gaining power in politics, the theory of the interaction between heaven and man prevailed, and various prophecies and superstition activities were rampant for a while. Even in the early Western Han Dynasty, when politics was still relatively clear (see "Historical Records: The Book of Emperor Wudi"). At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, let alone... don't talk about gossip. Let's say that Chanchan counted to the fifteenth day of the month, and there was a lunar eclipse. So she came up with a plan to change her life, destiny and environmental treatment!!!"

"On this day, when Wang Yun approached me with a smile on his face again, Chanchan sighed: "My lord, people are not grass and trees, who can be ruthless. My lord's love for me is like a torrent of river water. When it pours into my heart, I How can you not be tempted? However, the concubine is a sinner, and she is afraid of insulting the reputation of the adults. It is better to allow the concubine to burn a stick of incense and pray silently to the sky on the night of the full fifteenth month. If there is nothing wrong with the sky, the concubine is willing to hold the broom for the adults .Otherwise, the destiny is hard to violate...' (That is to say: if there is a vision in the sky, I can't follow you, an old woman. Ghost!!! Because the "God's will" won't allow me to follow. God's will is irreversible... The above Both are the original words) Wang Yun immediately agreed."

"On the night of the fifteenth day, Chanchan prayed to the moon. Wang Yun sat on the porch, with a group of famous people like mountains and waves, Liu Biao. They talked about the emptiness and lamented the long destiny. At this time, the lunar eclipse happened. Everyone was dumbfounded. Wang Yun made a happy face and sighed: "Chanchan is so beautiful, it moves the world." So Chanchan was liberated... Later, she fell in love freely, married Lu Bu, and lived a happy life."

"Later, people said that Chanchan had the beauty of a 'closed moon'. There are a few people who are as knowledgeable as us, and know that the truth is actually a lunar eclipse!"

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The orange girl directly tampered with the tragic scene in which Diao Chan was robbed by Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu's father and son.

In addition, although I told the "Guardian of the Xingtian Saint Power" that the "end" of Diao Chan marrying Lu Bu, it did not mean that Lu Bu was also a "short-lived ghost". Diao Chan and him had not been together for a few years, and Lu Bu was killed by Cao Cao. Lost……

The orange girl thinks: let the "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" know that the four classical beauties have no good endings, and it may not be proud of being a "beauty"-this is not what the orange girl wants to see.

The green girl came to explain the allusion of "shame flower"——

"The allusion of 'Shame' in 'Closed Moon Shame Flower' is about the beauty 'Yang Yuhuan'..."

"Yang Yuhuan suffered from iodine deficiency since she was a child, and suffered from a problem: body odor. Although she has three thousand favorites, she always feels very uncomfortable. Ever since Mei Niangniang came, Li Longji's heart has been greatly troubled (in fact, he has always been very Flowers, but for Yuhuan, restrained for a while)."

"Yuhuan was very anxious. I heard that the water in Huaqing Pool is mineral water, which contains various minerals and can cure all diseases. So Yuhuan acted like a baby to Aji, asked for Huaqing Pool, and washed it whenever she had time. However, the oxygen supply in the bathroom was too old. It’s not enough, but she is also eager to treat illnesses, often soaking for several hours, and often fainting in the pool. Therefore, boring literati wrote: "The servant helped the delicate and weak.'”

"After a course of treatment, Yuhuan's body odor improved a lot. One day, the peonies bloomed, and it was so beautiful. Yuhuan prepared some side dishes and asked Aji to drink with him. Aji agreed. But when Aji was on the way, Mei Niangniang sent In other words, she had a bad cold and asked Aji to take a look. Aji thought about it for a while, and said to Gao Lishi, tell Yuhuan, I will go to enjoy the flowers in a while. However, Gao Lishi is getting old. In addition, the accent of Shaanxi people is a bit heavier (after all, there was no Mandarin at that time), and it is said that 'I want you to see flowers alone'."

"Yuhuan was very sad. Faced with the spring scenery in the garden, Yuhuan was worried. She drank eighteen bowls of Moutai in one go (regardless of ancient and modern times, drinking expensive wine with public money is not economical), and fell asleep drunk."

"Everyone knows that Yuhuan's body odor has not been cured after all. I was in a bad mood, and I drank a little too much, and committed another crime. It made everyone feel happy. Flowers also have feelings (students in the Department of Biology know), let alone Kao peonies! So, all the peonies in the garden were closed... Aji sat with Mei Niangniang for a while, then hurried over. He left a little too quickly. He also caught a cold and couldn't smell it."

"Later, people said that Yang Yuhuan's beauty could 'shame the flower', but it was actually caused by body odor."

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For the same reason, the "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" cannot be allowed to know that Yang Yuhuan was hanged in the end-the green girl only introduced the first half of Yang Yuhuan's beautiful life.

Well, this, is like the last emperor writing his memoirs.I only recall the glorious first half of my life.Why not just title the memoir "The First Half of My Life"!

The black girl came to explain the allusion of "Falling Goose" in "Sinking Fish and Falling Geese"——

"The allusion of 'Luoyan' is about 'Wang Zhaojun...'"

"When Wang Zhaojun left the fortress, the Three North Shelter Forest had not been repaired. The wind and sand filled the air, and the world was vast. Besides, a beggar who had been begging for food on the streets of Shanghai for three years. When he returned to his hometown, he would lament the backwardness of his hometown, let alone in the palace. Wang Zhaojun who has stayed in the house for many years? The farther she is from home, the more uncomfortable she feels. At first, she reluctantly dressed up, but later she was too lazy to draw crescent eyebrows."

"In addition, everyone was inexperienced for the first time out of the fortress, and the hose was short, and it was used a little more in the first few days. Later, it was difficult to wash the face, so I had to give up. Wang Zhaojun thought about it. I was going to go outside the fort anyway. It doesn't matter anymore, if people accompany me to endure hardships and become queen by myself, isn't that hard work in vain? I don't blame the servants. So everyone stays next to each other day by day. Autumn is here. "Only the geese by the river fly south in spring. At that time, the poem hadn't been written yet, but wild geese knew it. So, every autumn, they flew south. The journey was indeed bitter, and there was no environmental protection at that time. There was not even a single grass for thousands of miles ( The literati call this a barren land), so they had to sleep in the sand, and when they brushed their teeth in the morning, they would grind their teeth. They thought that it would be good to sleep with a pile of dry grass!"

"At dusk that day, Wang Zhaojun stopped. I haven't washed my hair for three months, Jiaorou, and Hai Feisi brought a carriage (called 'carriage' at that time), and it was useless without water. Fortunately, Zhaojun is open-minded. The girl didn't say anything, she was from a bitter background. Untie the braid and shake it, then untie it and spread it on the floor. At that time, the servants all wore headscarves (Qian Shou), so from the sky, Among the thousands of black spots, there is a clump of withered and yellow hair fluttering, like the only remaining yellow grass on the black stone beach. Unfortunately, the wild geese just flew by from the sky. Seeing this scene, they were shocked It rushed down like crazy, trying to fall into the grass and spend the night."

"Coincidentally, Hu Hanxie Shanyu came to greet the princess in advance in order to show his importance to the princess of the Han Dynasty. He saw Wang Zhaojun with a telescope. His hair was dry and yellow, and his face was dark and dark. He was very disappointed (say she It came from the 'Infernal Hell', some people believe it). Suddenly he saw so many wild geese rushing towards Wang Zhaojun, the hunter's animal nature became wild, and he drew arrows from left and right and shot, saving Wang Zhaojun. Although Zhaojun So tired, so scared, but I still tried my best to give Shan Yu a smile, and Shan Yu was stunned by this smile...they lived a happy life."

"Later, people said that Zhaojun's beauty could 'fall the geese'—in fact, it was the myopia of the geese."

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Similarly, the black girl did not disclose to the "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power": Although Wang Zhaojun did not "die" like Yang Yuhuan, but a beautiful woman married a barbarian of a minority. After the son is finished, continue to marry the grandson... It seems that the fate of this beautiful woman is "anyway" with her beauty.

The above-mentioned things are listed as top secret by the black girl, and they are not mentioned in front of the "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power".

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The orange girl has the most profound knowledge in history, therefore, she will explain the allusion of the last "Xi Shi" among the four classical beauties——

"The allusion of 'sinking fish' in the idiom 'sinking fish and falling geese' refers to 'Xi Shi'..."

"Zhejiang is a place where the individual economy is developed, and it has been like this since ancient times. Xishi's father opened a small printing and dyeing factory. At that time, I didn't know what the 863 plan was. They were all produced by hand, and a lot of cyanide and mercury were used (at that time) called 'Mercury'), and made the West Lake into a mess. The surrounding people went to the governor's office to protest. The governor said that King Goujian wanted everyone to develop the economy. The plan cannot be completed, and my personal advances and retreats are trivial matters. I am afraid that our economy will not be successful. The next time there is a flood, the flood in developed areas will be discharged to us. Although the central government praises our province for the overall situation, But the ones who suffer the most are not everyone?!... So the scolding is the same, and the sewage from the Xi's printing and dyeing factory is not mistaken."

"Xi Shi is actually a poor child. My mother died early, and my father found another one. After graduating from junior high school, my father said, what's the use of a girl going to school? Don't let her go to school, and ask her to work in a factory (sort of' Are there any child laborers?). Xi Shi was too young to do heavy work, so she took a basket to the stream to wash yarn (called 'Huan' at that time). The stream was smelly, the water quality was bad, and all the fish died No, the workers are not very angry, they are furious..."

"Seeing Xishi coming, they all accused Sang Huai of being dirty. Poor Xishi could only bear it. The mercury content in the water was too high, and there was a lot of mercury in the fish's flesh (the mercury in its fossils The content of the fish also greatly exceeded the standard), and the dead fish sank to the bottom. Everyone couldn't even eat the dead fish, so they made up stories that Xi Shi was a disaster star, and the places she visited must be unlucky. He asked Xi Shi to marry to Wu State. Xi Shi refused to live or die, so Goujian went to her father and said to him: If Xi Shi can marry to Wu State, he will be an overseas Chinese, and he can also settle in Linzi (equivalent to today's Hong Kong) Xi's father was moved, and attacked from inside and outside, Xi Shi went to Wu country with tears in his eyes."

"On the way to Wu, she cried to Fan Li about her experience. Fan Li sympathized with her and fell in love with her at the same time. He told her, I will wait for you."

"Later, they lived a happy life. Later, people said that Shih Tzu's beauty can 'sink fish', but in fact it is poisonous to kill fish."

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"Samsara" happened to come to "help out" at this moment.

Just in time to hear the allusions of "closed moon, shameful flower" and "sinking fish and falling wild goose" by the girl's "outrageous words", it made him dizzy.

Almost no one fell into the mud. (Welcome to your support, which is my biggest motivation.)