Rebirth of King Zhou

The Qi Ling girl is probably because the "Three Views" have been destroyed too thoroughly. It's rare to hear a positive case, but I can't understand what kind of deep meaning it wants to convey? ! (It's rare that they sometimes don't have enough brains. Zi Xing thinks this can be regarded as a rare thing...)

Compared with them, Miss Jiang is more willing to look at the world from a positive perspective.

Ms. Jiang took the lead in putting forward her own point of view: "Is it true that the prophecy is encouraging us to understand the true thoughts of the 'No. [-] Fierce Beast' with kindness and influence it with patience... Only in this way..."

The girls were killed and reluctant to do so.

What is it to do everything possible to please a ferocious beast?

Doesn't that mean that the more you get mixed up, the more you go back?The spirit girls think that's a real shame! ! !

The result that needs to be subdued to the "Number One Fierce Beast" is almost the same as "defeat".

They decided to quickly stop Sister Jiang from having the idea of ​​"infecting the number one beast"!

The black girl took the lead, throwing out negative cases to prove that the strategy of "probation" should be delayed——

Cats and pigs are good friends.One day the cat fell into the big pit, the pig brought the rope, the cat told the pig to throw the rope down, and it threw down the whole bundle.The cat said depressedly: How can you pull me up when you throw it down like this?The pig said: Otherwise, what should I do?The cat said: You should hold a rope!The pig jumped down, took one end of the rope and said, "It's all right now!"The cat cried, crying very happily... Then in the pit, the cat took advantage of the pig to sleep soundly.They stomped and ate the pigs, and stuck the bones of the pigs on the wall of the pit to make a ladder, and climbed out of the pit.

In the end, the black girl came to the conclusion that a beast is a beast, and beast nature is always the "source of evil" and cannot be changed.

Miss Jiang was dumbfounded.

After a long while, he murmured weakly to himself: "You said it. It should belong to an individual case..."

"It is a case that can be affected." The red girl expressed her opinion with certainty: "For example, one winter day. A peasant woman found a frozen snake outside the house. She felt sorry for it, so she stuffed it into herself. He warmed the snake with his fiery body. The snake quickly woke up and became limp. The peasant woman was very sad, so she put the snake outside the house again... Well, some farmers also encountered snakes, and the farmers brought the snakes Drinking wine! Sure enough, men and women are different, and each has his own preferences!"

"..." Ms. Jiang heard black lines all over her head, she couldn't help being a little embarrassed, and said angrily: "You, what are you talking about women using snakes for? It's really shameless... This is for black women. ah."

"It doesn't matter whether the beast is sorry for the human, or the human is sorry for the beast. In the final analysis, it is the same truth: it is difficult for a human and a beast to cooperate sincerely..." Chi girl understood.

The orange girl echoed: "That's right. When interests conflict, not only are humans and beasts difficult to get along with, but beasts and beasts, or people and people, are equally difficult to get along with... The story of Chang'e and Houyi teaches us: a A woman who takes drugs. There will be no good results with a man who likes to cum outside! "

Huang. The girl solemnly cites a case of personal difficulty in getting along with others: "A certain woman and her boyfriend have had a lot of difficult times. Even when there was only one apple, he was willing to bite off the insect eyes and leave the good flesh to her. However, zombies After the outbreak, her boyfriend’s cell phone could no longer be connected. Until she saw on the side of the road that a certain zombie was digging out the heart of a corpse... Seeing it was her. The boyfriend who had turned into a zombie was taken aback for a moment, and then gnawed out the heart The piece that has rotted, handed over the rest...the girlfriend picked up the gun and shot her in the head. Tmd!!! How many times does it take me to tell you to understand, I will never eat what you eat!! !"

The example given by Qi Ling girl was so explosive that Miss Jiang turned pale when she heard it.

Suddenly, she moved, but she was trembling all over!She was shaking non-stop, as if she had been hit by a super forbidden spell.

……

Miss Jiang is disgusting!

It is estimated that this matter will leave a "psychological shadow" on Ms. Jiang - for a long period of time, Ms. Jiang will be very repulsed by Zi Xing to give her something to eat.

The girls have not yet realized the damage they have done to Miss Jiang's heart.It looks like a "brick family" who distributes cultural benefits to Sister Jiang.

Well, if you want to analyze the moods of Miss Jiang and Qi Ling girls at this time, there is a stark contrast, completely two extremes.Just like a scholar and his new wife in a certain anecdote, after the bridal chamber, the moods of the couple are very different, very different.

After the bridal chamber night, the newlyweds waved their fans and summed up the brothers who came to visit with the idiom "one": last night, at the "moment of sex", the younger brother used "one skill" and "one pillar to support the sky" to "lead the way" ", "It hit it off", "It became popular in an instant", "It was done in one go", "It was done in one go", "Blockbuster", "Thousands of miles", it is really "lingering overnight", "Merry overnight" is also true!

And the bride also disclosed the truth of the incident with the idiom "one": Don't listen to his "nonsense"!That was just "a spring dream"!He was "at a loss" at first, and he waited for me to help him with "a helping hand", and the process was full of twists and turns, not "reachable overnight", but seeing him "doing nothing", I will "hold it with one hand" and "determined it", little lady, Who knows that he is "on the verge of breaking out", "fleeting in a flash", "falling into a thousand feet", "falling flat", and "dying" all at once, and is simply "useless".It's really "difficult to describe"! ! !

……

Hmm, this is also the perception of "Reincarnation" - Ms. Jiang and the girls' moods are written on their faces anyway, and the contrast is too obvious.

So it solemnly advised the girls not to get too carried away.

The Qiling girls immediately became serious when they heard the "one-word idiom" case of the huge mood gap between the two husbands and wives.

You can't force the good-tempered sister Jiang to lose her temper.

The green girl took the initiative to admit her mistake to Ms. Jiang: "Uh, let's imagine the relationship between man and man, man and beast, and beast and beast is too complicated, and this is a bit too absolute..."

Miss Jiang is still not happy.She frowned: "I think about it carefully, the relationship of being evil in the world is indeed far greater than the relationship of 'being good'... Human nature is inherently evil, and animal nature is inherently evil, maybe that's true..."

The Qiling girls don't want Sister Jiang to be depressed-if she hurts the spring and autumn, and expresses feelings.Everyone will be very painful!

The girls hurried to comfort Sister Jiang.

They want to use "positive" cases to eliminate the previous bad influence.

It's a pity that the girls have always collected cases of "human nature is evil".Now that they are eager to use positive cases to enlighten Ms. Jiang, it is really hard for them.Accidentally, it became "four different images".

The young girl enlightened Ms. Jiang and said: "Sister Jiang, you don't have to be too pessimistic. There is true love in the world. For example, when Fa Hai imprisoned Bai Suzhen in the Leifeng Pagoda, Xu Xian yelled at Fa Hai, 'Fa Hai, you don't understand love! Fa Hai burst into tears: "You don't understand love." Xu Xian was moved by Fa Hai and got together with Fa Hai. After a few days, Xu Xian and Fa Hai quarreled and wanted to break up. "Why, why!" Fa Hai asked sadly Xu Xian touched his own chrysanthemum and said bitterly, "Snakes are better than humans." Fa Hai was very angry, slapped Xu Xian to death, and then released Bai Suzhen. The two lived happily ever after. Life……"

Ms. Jiang was stunned and lost her voice + petrified for more than a quarter of an hour.

It took her a while to finally find her voice.Out of control, he yelled, "Is this a case of 'there is true love in the world'?"

The young girl said weakly: "Should it be counted? Is there no truth to this matter? Besides, this is a lot of information..."

"Fahai's chrysanthemums are refreshing," Samsara murmured to himself.Suddenly, Miss Jiang's angry eyes swept over it. "Samsara" was startled, and quickly corrected his face, and came to denounce the girls in a dignified manner: "Oh! You, you. What should I say about you? My strong three views have collapsed..."

The purple girl also felt that the example given by the young girl was not convincing, so she took the lead to enlighten Miss Jiang and said: "Sister Jiang, you don't have to be too pessimistic, there is still truth in the world. For example, it is raining outside. A certain man is very anxious to go I gave an umbrella to my girlfriend in college, but before I went out, I received a call from my girlfriend, saying that a friend of a certain man was already waiting for her at the school gate. A certain man was very angry when he heard that. At night, he knocked on the door of that friend's house, and there was One punch: "Who asked you to pick up my girlfriend?! I'm addicted to fucking me and women, aren't you!" Dude, he covered his cheeks that were swollen by a certain man, and smiled wryly: "The person I want to fuck the most is you, It’s raining so hard, can I rest assured that you can pick up that girl alone?’…”

Speaking of this, the purple girl found that Miss Jiang's complexion had become ugly again, and she looked like she wanted to get mad, so she quickly changed the subject and ended: "In the end, a certain man flatly rejected the 'basic. My buddy's 'show of love', he resolutely chose to go back to his girlfriend... Ah, he is really a person who values ​​true love!"

Miss Jiang was speechless.

But the white girl pinched her chin and said thoughtfully: "This man is worthy of his girlfriend. But if his 'buddy' has the fierce temperament of the ancient 'Liang Shanbo', things will be bad..."

"How do you say it?" The purple girl didn't understand the mystery here, so she humbly asked the white girl: why is it so bad for a guy like "Liang Shanbo"?

White girl: "Haven't you heard the allusion of 'Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai'? It is a classic that has been passed down through the ages..."

"Why haven't I heard the classic love story of 'Liang Zhu'?" The purple girl was unconvinced, and retorted: "Liang Zhu, isn't it that Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai who 'disguised as a man' have been classmates for three years, and they didn't recognize each other?" It turned out that the other party was a woman. It wasn't until the bully wanted to marry Yingtai that Liang Shanbo realized the truth, and it turned out..."

The purple girl said: "That's right. By the way, Liang Shanbo always thought that Zhu Yingtai was a man. So he excitedly went to Zhu Yingtai's house to propose a marriage. When he heard that Zhu Yingtai was a woman, his blood surged up and he vomited blood." , died of illness not long after returning home... Alas, Ji. Friends have no rights. So Liang Shanbo is destined to be a tragic figure!"

This time even the white girl was stunned.

After a long while, he asked nervously, "Is the story of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai as you said?"

"It's absolutely true! It's just like what I said!" The purple girl concluded with certainty.

Well, the realm of the purple girl is obviously higher than that of the white girl.Not only "destroying the three views" and "destroying integrity", she even ruined the love classics without mercy.

"..."

Seeing Miss Jiang's expression, the black girl was not quite right again.

She hurriedly continued to enlighten Ms. Jiang and said, "Sister Jiang, you don't have to be too pessimistic. There is still true love in the world. For example, a certain girl has a best friend who has white eyes and big eyes, but her nose and double eyelids are adjusted afterward. I like tall and handsome guys like Gao Yixiang. I haven’t found a date yet at the age of 27. One day, the family arranged a blind date, and when I came back, I thought the man was ugly and bald. If both husband and wife are so good-looking, and when you give birth to a child in six months, no one will look like you, so it will be revealed?!' Cough cough, aunt is mighty!... Such a person does not dislike the poor and loves the rich, and does not dislike the appearance of the son-in-law The ugly mother-in-law is really a super caring person. What do you think?"

Miss Jiang couldn't help but straightened her face and said, "I think I still feel that there are too few true feelings in the human world, and I have completely lost confidence in the true feelings in the human world. I believe that there are more true feelings in the heavenly world..."

"That's right!" The red girl slapped her thigh fiercely, and said in agreement, "I think so too! For example, Xiao Ming in the human world accidentally dropped Love Crazy 4 into the river, and the person in the East China Sea in the heavenly world Ambassador - River God. He felt very sorry for Xiao Ming. The River God took out an 'Ai Crazy 5' from the river and asked if it belonged to him? Xiao Ming shook his head. He took out another Ai Crazy 4s and asked him, Xiao Ming still shook his head. Finally took When Ai Crazy 4 came out, Xiao Ming nodded and said: "This is mine." River God Joy: "Honest child, you can take all these 3 Ai Crazy, anyway, they are all soaked in water and can't be used anymore... 'Look, the gods from the heavens have love! At least, they have more love than the creatures in the human world..."

Miss Jiang was speechless for a longer time.

After a long time, Ms. Jiang said with a dull face: "I think, I still think that 'human nature is evil'. As the saying goes, there is no good person in the world. I think this is so true, and I think it will always be true. Timeless…”

The orange girl keenly noticed that Miss Jiang seemed to be on the verge of a dangerous "explosion".Well.At this moment, no matter what she says.

The orange girl echoed: "Sister Jiang is right. I also think that human nature is evil. For example, a man who spent less than 10 yuan on the Internet bought a Ferrari sports car key, and he could successfully make an appointment. Damn. As long as this man enters the nightclub to drink, he throws his car keys on the table, and then all kinds of beautiful girls come to strike up a conversation. Then he returns drunk and takes the girl home. The girl asks about his Ferrari What about the sports car? My buddy said very calmly, we always obey the law and don’t drive after drinking, let’s take a taxi back..."

Hearing this, the black girl was greatly admired: "Tall, it's really tall. Picking up girls is a must for a one-night stand!" Immediately, she also improved and said, "Well, I think we should prepare a few more cars of different brands. Keys, just take out the car when you see what car is parked outside... You have to let the woman come out and see a car outside. It's another thing if you go back and find an excuse not to take the car. After all, you just I wasn't 'drunk' when I came here, I could have come here by myself..."

The orange girl seemed a little embarrassed and said: "If the girl said, don't drive back drunk. But if you want to sit in the car and see what it feels like...then you will be a disaster."

"..." The black girl was at a loss for words, she had ignored this layer before.

Miss Jiang's complexion became more and more unkind.

She almost shouted: "I feel that there is no such thing as good or evil in the world, there is no such thing as good or evil for living beings, and there is no such thing as good or evil for human beings..."

Looking at Miss Jiang's face, the blue girl felt a little scary.The blue girl hesitated for a moment, but she still summoned up her courage and said timidly, "Sister Jiang, I think you are right. I have always believed that all creatures, including humans, are not good or evil at the beginning. .It is the 'environment' that changes all living beings... Well, people should be members of the 'Huilong Sect' from the beginning, there is no distinction between good and evil!"

"Samsara" was a little puzzled: "What is 'Huilongjiao'?"

The blue girl explained: "The so-called Huilong religion is a branch of the world's largest religion, 'Sleep religion', with more than 5 million followers all over the world. He Pajiao. The ritual of Huilongjiao is relatively simple. After hearing the alarm in the morning, the believers usually press or throw away the alarm clock, pray: the last [-] minutes, and then continue to sleep as if nothing had happened. The religion of the religion is: Never, no, get up, bed."

"Samsara" was speechless for a long time before he sighed loudly: "In the past, I thought I was already immoral enough... Now I realize that compared to you, we are still noble! You guys are ruining my life."

The black girl pointed out very seriously: "The one who ruined your life is not us, but Chen Sheng!"

"Chen Sheng? Is it the 'Chen Sheng' who rebelled? Why does this have something to do with Chen Sheng again?"

Black girl: "Back then, Wu Guang approached Chen Sheng and proposed to raise troops to fight against Qin. Chen Sheng hesitated. He asked Wu Guang: Resisting Qin, right? What are you doing? Wu Guang said: I’ve thought about it. It’s not appropriate for me to do it alone. Chen Sheng asked: Why? Wu Guang said: I’m doing it alone.

"Reincarnation": "..."

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Miss Jiang was also completely defeated by the girls.

I can't laugh or cry, I don't have the strength to be angry with the girls anymore!

She said weakly and almost moaned, "You guys are really, really... well, I miss the time when you were as pure as a 'blank paper'..."

The purple girl had a serious face, and said solemnly: "According to the information our sisters have, 'blank paper' is also a very harmful thing..."

"How is it possible? Blank paper is also extremely harmful?" Miss Jiang was dumbfounded.It felt like hearing the lie of the venerable Tathagata Buddha that his meals cannot be separated from meat.

Violet girl’s serious textual research: “…there are about 3 million students in the human world…assuming that each student takes an exam on five subjects…two papers for each subject…two exams a year…there are 60 billion papers…about 40 60 million meters...can circle the earth ten times...one tree can make about [-] rolls of paper...[-] billion is equivalent to [-] trees...can fill the entire Chaoge...for low-carbon environmental protection...refuse the exam Must! Please remember, if there is no buying and selling, there will be no killing!!! Hearing such a fact, who can deny the great harm of 'blank paper'?". . )

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