Rebirth of King Zhou
Chapter 637 The Last Chance for Reconciliation
The Qiling girl finally realized a truth: offending Sister Jiang, who has always been mild-tempered, is a very, very... terrifying thing.
Knowing such a truth has cost the girls a huge price.
Miss Jiang has shown her "strict teacher" side to the girls.
Ms. Jiang strongly disapproved of the girls' attitude of being weak and fearful of giving up all efforts on the problem of "restraining the first beast".
Ms. Jiang decided: It is still a final attempt to see if she can "restrain" the first beast.
Only if you work hard, you will not regret it... This has always been her motto.
The Qiling girls saw that Miss Jiang had made up her mind.Secretly lamented that it was terrible for Sister Jiang to be stubborn, but the girls also had to compromise.
They asked weakly: "How is Sister Jiang going to try to influence that beast?"
"Wait for a while, I will continue to take you into the next 'land of prophecy'. But this time the 'land of prophecy' to go to is more special, it is the 'soul of love' in the seven emotions and six desires of the 'first fierce beast' The land...Among the seven emotions and six desires, this 'love soul' is the most susceptible! If you can't even influence it, it proves that you can't coexist peacefully with the 'first fierce beast'..."
The so-called "seven emotions and six desires", of course girls know that they are magical things.
The seven emotions and six desires refer to some innate psychological reactions that people are born with.
Different academics, sects, and religions have slightly different definitions of the seven emotions and six desires.But all the sayings admit that the seven emotions and six desires are inevitable.Generally speaking, the six desires: form, sound, smell, taste, touch, and dharma; the seven emotions: joy, anger, sorrow, fear, love, evil, and desire.
"Lu's Spring and Autumn? Guisheng" first put forward the concept of six desires: "The so-called whole life, the six desires are all suitable." Gao You, a philosopher of the Eastern Han Dynasty, commented on this: "The six desires are life, death, ears, eyes, and mouth. , and the nose.” It can be seen that the six desires generally refer to people’s physiological needs or desires.Man has to survive.To be afraid of death, to live with gusto.There is sound and color, so the mouth needs to eat, the tongue needs to taste, the eyes need to see, the ears need to hear, and the nose needs to smell. These desires are innate and do not require human education.Later, some people summed it up as six desires: "desire to see, desire to hear, desire to smell, desire to taste, desire to touch, and desire to volition".
But Buddhism's "The Paramita of Zen Paramita" is far from this. It believes that the six desires refer to lust, appearance, posture, speech, voice, smoothness, and human desire. The "six desires" are positioned as the six natural desires of the layman for the opposite sex.That is what modern people often call "passion. Desire".
And now according to Miss Jiang.He even identified the "seven emotions and six desires" as the "thirteen souls" of a strong cultivator.Well, girls also heard this saying n ten thousand years ago.But that already belongs to a very ancient way of dividing the soul.
What surprised the girls was that Ms. Jiang was able to find the prophesied place where the "soul of love" among the seven emotions and six desires of the "Number One Fierce Beast" was located, and took everyone there.
# # #
Everyone soon found the "prey" in the new "Land of Prophecy".
The "Love Soul" of "No. [-] Fierce Beast" is compared to other "Happy Soul", "Fear Soul", "Evil Soul", and "Desire Soul".They have a lot in common - they all take the appearance of the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" as their own "shape".But it has shrunk by thirteen times, which is about one-thirteenth the size of the "Number One Fierce Beast" itself. (This is normal. A total of thirteen souls from the "seven emotions and six desires" make up the powerful soul of the first fierce beast. On average, the "love soul" accounts for one-thirteenth of the total souls.)
Compared with the other twelve souls, the "love soul" has the same shape and volume.The biggest difference between them is the color.
For example, the color of "Love Soul" is pink, that of "Happy Soul" is red, that of "Fear Soul" is white, and "Evil Soul" is black. "Yu.soul" is yellow...and so on.
Seeing the first fierce beast in the "pocket version", the Qiling girls were a little psychologically repulsed.I couldn't help asking Sister Jiang, is there any way to make this guy look like a beautiful girl in this "land of prophecy"?
Uh, it feels far better to influence a beautiful woman than to influence a small beast...
Miss Jiang smiled wryly: "You guys have a lot to do."
Sure enough, Miss Jiang got what they wanted.
"Soul of Love" twisted for a while.Gradually turned into a little beauty.
But judging from the expression of the "loving soul", it didn't turn pale at the changes in its soul body.According to Ms. Jiang's explanation: it can't see itself transformed into a little beauty.I still only think of myself as a beast...
At this moment, the little head of "Love Soul" turned around, vigilantly looking at a group of unexpected guests who came suddenly.
The Qiling girls put their minds to one side and decided to try to "influence" the soul-loving little beast.
The first step is naturally to become friends with "Love Soul".
Things didn't go well at first.
"Soul of Love" has completely lost confidence in the beautiful emotions such as "friendship", "love" and "kindness" in the six realms.It doesn't believe that those "rare things" still exist in the Six Realms.
Therefore, it said indifferently: "If you want to be friends with me, you must first convince me that there are beautiful emotions in the world-can you do it?" After finishing speaking, he looked at Qi Ling with contempt girls.
Qiling girls are not willing to be so underestimated.
Their "fighting spirit" was also stimulated and completely burned up.
In order to complete the task assigned by Sister Jiang, and at the same time to defend their own honor, the girls accepted the challenge of "Love Soul".
The red girl was the first to play.She used a poetic "dreamy" tone to tell a story about a boy and girl's first love——
In the early morning after the snow, the girl was still in the dormitory, and received a call from the boy: "Open the window and look!" The girl opened the window, and saw the boy standing in the snow downstairs, next to three big words: I love you!The girl was very moved and said, did you write it?It's so kind of you……
"Soul of Love" suddenly interrupted and continued: "When the boy got excited, he told the truth, 'Yes! I wanted to write more, but unfortunately I didn't have enough urine.'—Listen, this is what you call Good feelings. Do you have good feelings?"
The red girl was speechless.fiasco.
It's not good to be a teacher.
The orange girl played for the second time——
She cut her finger, and he went to buy a Band-Aid for her.But he is dumb, and the salesperson didn't know what he wanted to buy after gesticulating for a while.Later he simply cut his fingers.The salesperson suddenly realized that a Band-Aid was needed.Then the salesperson sneered, just bought a band-aid, as for hurting his fingers.She was behind him, watching with tears in her eyes...
"Love Soul"'s sturdy interface: "The next day, she came to 'big aunt'... Could it be that her dumb boyfriend is willing to shed half a catty of blood this time as a demonstration for the merchant? Let the merchant understand what he wants to buy ?”
The orange girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, completely defeated.
Huang. The girl went to the battle, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
He is a sick child.No one is willing to play with him.Until the first snow fell.He made a little snowman.He asked: "Can I hug you?" The little snowman asked: "Why?" He said: "Because I like you." The little snowman fell into his arms silently.In the next second, he heard the little snowman whisper in his ear: "I traveled through the four seasons just to melt into your arms, thank you for liking me..."
"Love Soul" interface said: "The next day. The little boy died of a bad cold."
Huang. The girl is as if struck by lightning, the outside is scorched and the inside is tender.Complete failure.
The green girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
Yesterday, when my girlfriend came home from get off work, she found that her boyfriend's dog was missing.The boyfriend told her innocently that the dog was given away.Immediately, she beat her chest, stamped her feet, cried and gasped.At this time, the boyfriend brought out a pot of steaming hot pot, stroked her head and said: Lie to you, the dog is in the pot.The girlfriend was so moved that she burst into tears, but the boyfriend still remembered that she liked eating dog meat the most...
"Love Soul" interface said: "When my girlfriend lifted the lid of the pot with trembling hands, she suddenly burst into a rage: 'You said you love me the most, why are there only bones left in the pot?'!"
The green girl seemed to be struck by lightning, the outside was scorched and the inside was tender, and she was completely defeated.
The black girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
A young man saw the Zen master and complained: "My girlfriend always breaks up with me. I hope the master can give me advice." The Zen master smiled and said nothing, grabbed a chicken, and wrapped a thread around the chicken leg. When he pulled the thread, the chicken immediately fell down and struggled. Get up and continue walking, the Zen master pulls again, and the chicken falls down again, repeating this eight times.If the young man realizes something: "Master, you want me to play hard to get, and put a long line to catch big fish?"
"Love Soul" interface said: "The Zen Master smiled: Young man, I want you to pull j.8 down."
The black girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was completely defeated.
The white girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
When she walked out of the examination room, she was in a mess of tears.The examinees were all stunned to see such a beautiful girl crying with pear blossoms and rain.Regardless of other people's eyes, he grabbed her and said fiercely, "If you cry again, I will kiss you in public." She cried even harder, "Mathematics is so difficult, we can't go to the same university anymore." "Stupid , I knew you wouldn’t know it, and I didn’t do the rest of the big questions.” She was intoxicated by his affection on the spot...
"Love Soul" interface said: "Later he was admitted to Lanxiang, and her 'godfather' sent her to study abroad. This story tells us that **. Si and Bai Fumei will never have a good result."
The white girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was completely defeated.
The young girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
A couple has been in love for many years.The girl is going to study abroad, and said, I want to go abroad for ten years, or break up.The boy cried and wrote a note to the girl, saying, if you are willing to wait for me for ten years, you can open this note ten years later.The girl was deeply moved, and secretly promised to be single for ten years.Finally, ten years later, the girl is still single.She opened the note and burst into tears...
The "Love Soul" interface said: "The note says: Hahaha silly b, I'm just kidding you!"
The young girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was completely defeated.
The blue girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
In the gift shop, a man frowned and asked the waiter: "Miss, I want to buy a greeting card. But you have to help me think of the words on the card." Waiter: "Yes." Man: "The kind that is especially affectionate. Here My girlfriend." Waiter: "'You are the only love in my life', how about it?"
The "Soul of Love" interface said: "The man finally breathed out 10 cards with all the content! Otherwise, it's not enough..."
As if struck by lightning, the blue girl was completely defeated.
The purple girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
The old woman wipes an oil lamp she found in the attic, her cat lying beside her.A monster jumped out of the lamp.Give her three wishes.Old woman: "Money, youth. Turn the cat into a handsome prince." After the smoke, she is young and beautiful, surrounded by treasures, the cat is gone, and a prince puts his arms around her.In the embrace of the prince, her body is soft and happy...
"Love Soul" interface said: "The prince whispered softly in her ear: 'You eunuched me before, do you regret it now? Your sisters have advised you not to abuse cats, but you just don't listen...'"
The purple girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was completely defeated.
"Reincarnation" heard here.I couldn’t help expressing my emotions: “I asked you how much you can be sad. It’s like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel. This is the sadness of the legendary egg...I used to think that this ‘pain index’ was the patent of male compatriots, but I didn’t expect it One day, it will also harm female compatriots and greatly reduce their welfare..."
The purple girl glared at "Reincarnation". This guy "Reincarnation" actually saw her joke.There is a chance to make it look good.
The black girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
He takes her hand.Walking in the snow.The girl was obviously impatient, she kept sweeping the snowflakes off her clothes with her hands, and asked: I said we broke up, where are you taking me?He said, finally walk with me.The girl asked, are you not cold?He shook his head, why?The girl stopped talking, and only hoped that the road would end soon.The moment he let go of his hand, he almost cried. I always like to lead you away in the snow, because if we are not careful, we can grow old together...
"Love Soul" interjected: "But. The girl has a question in her heart: 'The sky has already cleared up, where did the snowflakes come from.' She raised her head and saw him scratching his head... Nima, it turned out to be his dandruff We have reached the realm of 'the general's white hair conscripts his husband's tears', how dirty the hair must be..."
The black girl looks like she was struck by lightning, her outside is scorched and her inside is tender.Complete failure.
The white girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
Boy: I want to ask you one thing.girl: what's the matter?Boy: Play a play with me.Girl: Play what?Boy: Play my wife.Girl: How long?Boy: For the rest of my life... 60 years later, the grandma stroked the old man on the hospital bed and sighed: How wonderful it would be if this scene never ended.Old man: Old woman, I want to ask you one thing.Grandma: What's the matter?Old man: In the next life, will you act in the sequel with me? ...
"Love Soul" interface said: "The old lady agreed, 'Okay, I'll call the old man next door!'... Alas, it's hard for a man to keep his wife virtuous and his son filial."
The white girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was completely defeated.
The red girl went out to fight, and she realized it with her true feelings——
In the evening, an uncle of a migrant worker took his wages and walked back to the work shed.At a dark corner, I saw a young couple from a nearby school holding hands.The boy said, "Honey, let's go open a room." The girl said, "No, it's the first time she's not ready." The boy's eyes looked so desperate, but based on his deep affection for the girl, he finally agreed she……
"Love Soul" interface said: "Uncle Migrant Worker remembered his tragic experience of being cheated by his girlfriend before. He sighed, stepped forward quickly, knocked the young man unconscious with his hands, and then forcibly slapped the girl. Wait until he is almost done. When I heard the young man groaning and waking up, the migrant worker hurriedly pulled up his trousers and walked away silently without looking back at the expressions of the two of them. ! But that woman lied! I guessed she was not a virgin!"
The red girl seemed to be struck by lightning, her outside was scorched and her inside was tender, and she was completely defeated.
The orange girl went to battle, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
He and she have always been good friends, and she has always loved him.On this day, his mobile phone sent her a new message: "I decided to confess my love!" "Oh...then you go on." "I've been outside her house for a long time, and I dare not knock on the door." "Knock boldly." I support you!" "Do you think she will agree?" "I don't know." She put down her phone and wept uncontrollably.The phone vibrated again, but it was a phone call, "Open the door, I still don't dare to knock." She went to open the door excitedly...
"Love Soul" interface said: "He looked at her face full of tears, and said strangely: 'Why are you crying?...Is your roommate Xiaoli here?'"
The orange girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, completely defeated.
Huang. The girl went to the battle, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
The boy is driving the motorcycle with the girl on the road, and they love each other deeply.Girl: Slow down, I'm afraid!Boy: Then you hug me tightly and say you love me!The girl hugged the boy tightly and said: I love you!The boy said: You take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it interferes with my driving!The next day, the newspaper reported that a motorcycle crashed due to brake failure, the boy died, and the girl survived—in fact, the boy knew that the brakes failed, but in order to please her, he took the risk of sending her off with this car...
"Love Soul" interface said: "Afterwards, the girl said casually: '2b youth! Don't you know that there are three things in this world, such as loosening the accelerator, downshifting and turning off the engine?' Two days later, she was with another tall, handsome and rich boyfriend. Already!"
Huang. The girl is like being struck by lightning, the outside is scorched and the inside is tender, and she is completely defeated.
The green girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
He always complained that his wife was ugly, but she always endured it silently.Later, he was caught in a fire and suffered multiple burns all over his body. His handsome face, which he thought was handsome, was also destroyed.His wife took care of him silently. He was very moved and regretted his past actions...
"Love Soul" interface said: "It's night, my wife looked at him sleeping soundly, and said to herself: This is the price you despise me..."
The green girl seemed to be struck by lightning, the outside was scorched and the inside was tender, and she was completely defeated.
The young girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
In the first year, he gave her roses, but she didn't want them.In the second year, he gave her a diamond ring, but she didn't want it.In the third year, he gave her a car, but she didn't want it.In the fourth year, he went bankrupt, and he said: "I can't give you anything now." She said: "Fool, don't you know that there is a gift that only costs nine yuan?" He suddenly realized, and his eyes were wet with tears...
"Love Soul" interface said: "It turned out that what she wanted was the discounted three-piece contraceptive condom with a current price of only 9 yuan. Because she is used to it."
The young girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was completely defeated.
She couldn't help wailing: "Is it a 'marriage certificate', okay? My poor three views, it's all ruined!". . )
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Knowing such a truth has cost the girls a huge price.
Miss Jiang has shown her "strict teacher" side to the girls.
Ms. Jiang strongly disapproved of the girls' attitude of being weak and fearful of giving up all efforts on the problem of "restraining the first beast".
Ms. Jiang decided: It is still a final attempt to see if she can "restrain" the first beast.
Only if you work hard, you will not regret it... This has always been her motto.
The Qiling girls saw that Miss Jiang had made up her mind.Secretly lamented that it was terrible for Sister Jiang to be stubborn, but the girls also had to compromise.
They asked weakly: "How is Sister Jiang going to try to influence that beast?"
"Wait for a while, I will continue to take you into the next 'land of prophecy'. But this time the 'land of prophecy' to go to is more special, it is the 'soul of love' in the seven emotions and six desires of the 'first fierce beast' The land...Among the seven emotions and six desires, this 'love soul' is the most susceptible! If you can't even influence it, it proves that you can't coexist peacefully with the 'first fierce beast'..."
The so-called "seven emotions and six desires", of course girls know that they are magical things.
The seven emotions and six desires refer to some innate psychological reactions that people are born with.
Different academics, sects, and religions have slightly different definitions of the seven emotions and six desires.But all the sayings admit that the seven emotions and six desires are inevitable.Generally speaking, the six desires: form, sound, smell, taste, touch, and dharma; the seven emotions: joy, anger, sorrow, fear, love, evil, and desire.
"Lu's Spring and Autumn? Guisheng" first put forward the concept of six desires: "The so-called whole life, the six desires are all suitable." Gao You, a philosopher of the Eastern Han Dynasty, commented on this: "The six desires are life, death, ears, eyes, and mouth. , and the nose.” It can be seen that the six desires generally refer to people’s physiological needs or desires.Man has to survive.To be afraid of death, to live with gusto.There is sound and color, so the mouth needs to eat, the tongue needs to taste, the eyes need to see, the ears need to hear, and the nose needs to smell. These desires are innate and do not require human education.Later, some people summed it up as six desires: "desire to see, desire to hear, desire to smell, desire to taste, desire to touch, and desire to volition".
But Buddhism's "The Paramita of Zen Paramita" is far from this. It believes that the six desires refer to lust, appearance, posture, speech, voice, smoothness, and human desire. The "six desires" are positioned as the six natural desires of the layman for the opposite sex.That is what modern people often call "passion. Desire".
And now according to Miss Jiang.He even identified the "seven emotions and six desires" as the "thirteen souls" of a strong cultivator.Well, girls also heard this saying n ten thousand years ago.But that already belongs to a very ancient way of dividing the soul.
What surprised the girls was that Ms. Jiang was able to find the prophesied place where the "soul of love" among the seven emotions and six desires of the "Number One Fierce Beast" was located, and took everyone there.
# # #
Everyone soon found the "prey" in the new "Land of Prophecy".
The "Love Soul" of "No. [-] Fierce Beast" is compared to other "Happy Soul", "Fear Soul", "Evil Soul", and "Desire Soul".They have a lot in common - they all take the appearance of the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" as their own "shape".But it has shrunk by thirteen times, which is about one-thirteenth the size of the "Number One Fierce Beast" itself. (This is normal. A total of thirteen souls from the "seven emotions and six desires" make up the powerful soul of the first fierce beast. On average, the "love soul" accounts for one-thirteenth of the total souls.)
Compared with the other twelve souls, the "love soul" has the same shape and volume.The biggest difference between them is the color.
For example, the color of "Love Soul" is pink, that of "Happy Soul" is red, that of "Fear Soul" is white, and "Evil Soul" is black. "Yu.soul" is yellow...and so on.
Seeing the first fierce beast in the "pocket version", the Qiling girls were a little psychologically repulsed.I couldn't help asking Sister Jiang, is there any way to make this guy look like a beautiful girl in this "land of prophecy"?
Uh, it feels far better to influence a beautiful woman than to influence a small beast...
Miss Jiang smiled wryly: "You guys have a lot to do."
Sure enough, Miss Jiang got what they wanted.
"Soul of Love" twisted for a while.Gradually turned into a little beauty.
But judging from the expression of the "loving soul", it didn't turn pale at the changes in its soul body.According to Ms. Jiang's explanation: it can't see itself transformed into a little beauty.I still only think of myself as a beast...
At this moment, the little head of "Love Soul" turned around, vigilantly looking at a group of unexpected guests who came suddenly.
The Qiling girls put their minds to one side and decided to try to "influence" the soul-loving little beast.
The first step is naturally to become friends with "Love Soul".
Things didn't go well at first.
"Soul of Love" has completely lost confidence in the beautiful emotions such as "friendship", "love" and "kindness" in the six realms.It doesn't believe that those "rare things" still exist in the Six Realms.
Therefore, it said indifferently: "If you want to be friends with me, you must first convince me that there are beautiful emotions in the world-can you do it?" After finishing speaking, he looked at Qi Ling with contempt girls.
Qiling girls are not willing to be so underestimated.
Their "fighting spirit" was also stimulated and completely burned up.
In order to complete the task assigned by Sister Jiang, and at the same time to defend their own honor, the girls accepted the challenge of "Love Soul".
The red girl was the first to play.She used a poetic "dreamy" tone to tell a story about a boy and girl's first love——
In the early morning after the snow, the girl was still in the dormitory, and received a call from the boy: "Open the window and look!" The girl opened the window, and saw the boy standing in the snow downstairs, next to three big words: I love you!The girl was very moved and said, did you write it?It's so kind of you……
"Soul of Love" suddenly interrupted and continued: "When the boy got excited, he told the truth, 'Yes! I wanted to write more, but unfortunately I didn't have enough urine.'—Listen, this is what you call Good feelings. Do you have good feelings?"
The red girl was speechless.fiasco.
It's not good to be a teacher.
The orange girl played for the second time——
She cut her finger, and he went to buy a Band-Aid for her.But he is dumb, and the salesperson didn't know what he wanted to buy after gesticulating for a while.Later he simply cut his fingers.The salesperson suddenly realized that a Band-Aid was needed.Then the salesperson sneered, just bought a band-aid, as for hurting his fingers.She was behind him, watching with tears in her eyes...
"Love Soul"'s sturdy interface: "The next day, she came to 'big aunt'... Could it be that her dumb boyfriend is willing to shed half a catty of blood this time as a demonstration for the merchant? Let the merchant understand what he wants to buy ?”
The orange girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, completely defeated.
Huang. The girl went to the battle, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
He is a sick child.No one is willing to play with him.Until the first snow fell.He made a little snowman.He asked: "Can I hug you?" The little snowman asked: "Why?" He said: "Because I like you." The little snowman fell into his arms silently.In the next second, he heard the little snowman whisper in his ear: "I traveled through the four seasons just to melt into your arms, thank you for liking me..."
"Love Soul" interface said: "The next day. The little boy died of a bad cold."
Huang. The girl is as if struck by lightning, the outside is scorched and the inside is tender.Complete failure.
The green girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
Yesterday, when my girlfriend came home from get off work, she found that her boyfriend's dog was missing.The boyfriend told her innocently that the dog was given away.Immediately, she beat her chest, stamped her feet, cried and gasped.At this time, the boyfriend brought out a pot of steaming hot pot, stroked her head and said: Lie to you, the dog is in the pot.The girlfriend was so moved that she burst into tears, but the boyfriend still remembered that she liked eating dog meat the most...
"Love Soul" interface said: "When my girlfriend lifted the lid of the pot with trembling hands, she suddenly burst into a rage: 'You said you love me the most, why are there only bones left in the pot?'!"
The green girl seemed to be struck by lightning, the outside was scorched and the inside was tender, and she was completely defeated.
The black girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
A young man saw the Zen master and complained: "My girlfriend always breaks up with me. I hope the master can give me advice." The Zen master smiled and said nothing, grabbed a chicken, and wrapped a thread around the chicken leg. When he pulled the thread, the chicken immediately fell down and struggled. Get up and continue walking, the Zen master pulls again, and the chicken falls down again, repeating this eight times.If the young man realizes something: "Master, you want me to play hard to get, and put a long line to catch big fish?"
"Love Soul" interface said: "The Zen Master smiled: Young man, I want you to pull j.8 down."
The black girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was completely defeated.
The white girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
When she walked out of the examination room, she was in a mess of tears.The examinees were all stunned to see such a beautiful girl crying with pear blossoms and rain.Regardless of other people's eyes, he grabbed her and said fiercely, "If you cry again, I will kiss you in public." She cried even harder, "Mathematics is so difficult, we can't go to the same university anymore." "Stupid , I knew you wouldn’t know it, and I didn’t do the rest of the big questions.” She was intoxicated by his affection on the spot...
"Love Soul" interface said: "Later he was admitted to Lanxiang, and her 'godfather' sent her to study abroad. This story tells us that **. Si and Bai Fumei will never have a good result."
The white girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was completely defeated.
The young girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
A couple has been in love for many years.The girl is going to study abroad, and said, I want to go abroad for ten years, or break up.The boy cried and wrote a note to the girl, saying, if you are willing to wait for me for ten years, you can open this note ten years later.The girl was deeply moved, and secretly promised to be single for ten years.Finally, ten years later, the girl is still single.She opened the note and burst into tears...
The "Love Soul" interface said: "The note says: Hahaha silly b, I'm just kidding you!"
The young girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was completely defeated.
The blue girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
In the gift shop, a man frowned and asked the waiter: "Miss, I want to buy a greeting card. But you have to help me think of the words on the card." Waiter: "Yes." Man: "The kind that is especially affectionate. Here My girlfriend." Waiter: "'You are the only love in my life', how about it?"
The "Soul of Love" interface said: "The man finally breathed out 10 cards with all the content! Otherwise, it's not enough..."
As if struck by lightning, the blue girl was completely defeated.
The purple girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
The old woman wipes an oil lamp she found in the attic, her cat lying beside her.A monster jumped out of the lamp.Give her three wishes.Old woman: "Money, youth. Turn the cat into a handsome prince." After the smoke, she is young and beautiful, surrounded by treasures, the cat is gone, and a prince puts his arms around her.In the embrace of the prince, her body is soft and happy...
"Love Soul" interface said: "The prince whispered softly in her ear: 'You eunuched me before, do you regret it now? Your sisters have advised you not to abuse cats, but you just don't listen...'"
The purple girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was completely defeated.
"Reincarnation" heard here.I couldn’t help expressing my emotions: “I asked you how much you can be sad. It’s like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel. This is the sadness of the legendary egg...I used to think that this ‘pain index’ was the patent of male compatriots, but I didn’t expect it One day, it will also harm female compatriots and greatly reduce their welfare..."
The purple girl glared at "Reincarnation". This guy "Reincarnation" actually saw her joke.There is a chance to make it look good.
The black girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
He takes her hand.Walking in the snow.The girl was obviously impatient, she kept sweeping the snowflakes off her clothes with her hands, and asked: I said we broke up, where are you taking me?He said, finally walk with me.The girl asked, are you not cold?He shook his head, why?The girl stopped talking, and only hoped that the road would end soon.The moment he let go of his hand, he almost cried. I always like to lead you away in the snow, because if we are not careful, we can grow old together...
"Love Soul" interjected: "But. The girl has a question in her heart: 'The sky has already cleared up, where did the snowflakes come from.' She raised her head and saw him scratching his head... Nima, it turned out to be his dandruff We have reached the realm of 'the general's white hair conscripts his husband's tears', how dirty the hair must be..."
The black girl looks like she was struck by lightning, her outside is scorched and her inside is tender.Complete failure.
The white girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
Boy: I want to ask you one thing.girl: what's the matter?Boy: Play a play with me.Girl: Play what?Boy: Play my wife.Girl: How long?Boy: For the rest of my life... 60 years later, the grandma stroked the old man on the hospital bed and sighed: How wonderful it would be if this scene never ended.Old man: Old woman, I want to ask you one thing.Grandma: What's the matter?Old man: In the next life, will you act in the sequel with me? ...
"Love Soul" interface said: "The old lady agreed, 'Okay, I'll call the old man next door!'... Alas, it's hard for a man to keep his wife virtuous and his son filial."
The white girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was completely defeated.
The red girl went out to fight, and she realized it with her true feelings——
In the evening, an uncle of a migrant worker took his wages and walked back to the work shed.At a dark corner, I saw a young couple from a nearby school holding hands.The boy said, "Honey, let's go open a room." The girl said, "No, it's the first time she's not ready." The boy's eyes looked so desperate, but based on his deep affection for the girl, he finally agreed she……
"Love Soul" interface said: "Uncle Migrant Worker remembered his tragic experience of being cheated by his girlfriend before. He sighed, stepped forward quickly, knocked the young man unconscious with his hands, and then forcibly slapped the girl. Wait until he is almost done. When I heard the young man groaning and waking up, the migrant worker hurriedly pulled up his trousers and walked away silently without looking back at the expressions of the two of them. ! But that woman lied! I guessed she was not a virgin!"
The red girl seemed to be struck by lightning, her outside was scorched and her inside was tender, and she was completely defeated.
The orange girl went to battle, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
He and she have always been good friends, and she has always loved him.On this day, his mobile phone sent her a new message: "I decided to confess my love!" "Oh...then you go on." "I've been outside her house for a long time, and I dare not knock on the door." "Knock boldly." I support you!" "Do you think she will agree?" "I don't know." She put down her phone and wept uncontrollably.The phone vibrated again, but it was a phone call, "Open the door, I still don't dare to knock." She went to open the door excitedly...
"Love Soul" interface said: "He looked at her face full of tears, and said strangely: 'Why are you crying?...Is your roommate Xiaoli here?'"
The orange girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, completely defeated.
Huang. The girl went to the battle, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
The boy is driving the motorcycle with the girl on the road, and they love each other deeply.Girl: Slow down, I'm afraid!Boy: Then you hug me tightly and say you love me!The girl hugged the boy tightly and said: I love you!The boy said: You take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it interferes with my driving!The next day, the newspaper reported that a motorcycle crashed due to brake failure, the boy died, and the girl survived—in fact, the boy knew that the brakes failed, but in order to please her, he took the risk of sending her off with this car...
"Love Soul" interface said: "Afterwards, the girl said casually: '2b youth! Don't you know that there are three things in this world, such as loosening the accelerator, downshifting and turning off the engine?' Two days later, she was with another tall, handsome and rich boyfriend. Already!"
Huang. The girl is like being struck by lightning, the outside is scorched and the inside is tender, and she is completely defeated.
The green girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
He always complained that his wife was ugly, but she always endured it silently.Later, he was caught in a fire and suffered multiple burns all over his body. His handsome face, which he thought was handsome, was also destroyed.His wife took care of him silently. He was very moved and regretted his past actions...
"Love Soul" interface said: "It's night, my wife looked at him sleeping soundly, and said to herself: This is the price you despise me..."
The green girl seemed to be struck by lightning, the outside was scorched and the inside was tender, and she was completely defeated.
The young girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——
In the first year, he gave her roses, but she didn't want them.In the second year, he gave her a diamond ring, but she didn't want it.In the third year, he gave her a car, but she didn't want it.In the fourth year, he went bankrupt, and he said: "I can't give you anything now." She said: "Fool, don't you know that there is a gift that only costs nine yuan?" He suddenly realized, and his eyes were wet with tears...
"Love Soul" interface said: "It turned out that what she wanted was the discounted three-piece contraceptive condom with a current price of only 9 yuan. Because she is used to it."
The young girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was completely defeated.
She couldn't help wailing: "Is it a 'marriage certificate', okay? My poor three views, it's all ruined!". . )
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