my beauty fairy

After Qiuyue and Ling Feng sat down, they both murmured: "A duo of gay friends? I passed the exam! This has been misunderstood by the outside world!"

"Haha, Qiuyue, we are very famous now!" Ling Feng said.

"That's right, the Jiyou duo must have spread all over the north and south, east and west." Qiu Yue said depressingly.

Ling Feng patted his head and sighed, "I can't help it, I've been misunderstood by everyone now, if you misunderstand, let's misunderstand! In fact, we are not gay friends."

Wang Gui and his wife couldn't figure out what Qiuyue and Lingfeng were talking about.

After eating, Qiuyue drove the couple towards Linzang Village.

"Brother Wang, tell me about those witches!" Qiu Yue laughed.

Wang Gui suddenly got excited and said excitedly: "These bastards, they don't know where they went at night, but they reappeared during the day, and I still don't know where these people are. I live in a nest, but the folks will believe what they say now!"

"Oh, it seems that you have completely believed in them now, alas, the most pitiful people are the common people, they come from outside, make some mysterious things to deceive the common people, and the common people are still being played around by them, what a bunch of rascals You bastard!" Qiu Yue lit a cigarette and said angrily.

Ling Feng also lit a cigarette, he was out of breath.

"Qiuyue, you may find it difficult to come to our village this time. At present, there are people who believe in witches everywhere, and those witches are very good at attracting people. Basically, people in our village are determined to go to the shower now. The confidence of the poisonous country." Wang Gui sighed.

Qiu Yue said with a smile: "Justice and darkness can always win or lose. Don't worry, I must give them a good look!"

The car was driving quickly on the main road. There were very few cars here, not as many as in the capital city.

Not long after, the car drove into Linzang Village, where there was a lot of loess and gravel. As soon as he entered the village, Qiu Yue saw a large circle of people gathered not far away, and he didn't know what they were doing.

Wang Gui said: "Look, there are those people who pray at the entrance of the village every day, and the woman at the front is the witch."

Qiu Yue parked the car aside, said with a smile, "Come on, let's go over there, I want to see what this little witch is going to do."

Qiuyue and his group approached, only to find that those people were listening to the lecture of the witch around the witch, and Qiuyue saw that the maiden was very beautiful, with a very young face, a very good figure, bulging forward and backward, belonging to The BBW type.

"Today, everyone and I will, all those who have worshiped our gods, brought money to the gods, or dedicated children to the gods, can follow me, follow me to the poison country, the son of the gods The kingdom of God, but before that, please allow me to propose to bring everyone together to crusade against our Huaxia ** region, it is too hateful, knowing that it is heinous to violate the Son of God, but still have to fight with the Son of God— ——The poisonous country is against it, everyone said, should the military region of the Huaxia country be crusaded!" But the extremely beautiful woman said something that made Qiu Yue very angry.

"Cruise! Crusade! Crusade!" All the villagers said excitedly holding their hoes.

Then the witch performed a simple magic trick, which was actually a simple magic trick. She put a few pieces of one hundred yuan into the box, but tens of thousands of yuan flowed out from under the box. Suddenly, the woman shouted, "Did you see that?" ?Pious children, you see, this is moved by God. We risk hundreds of dollars to God, but how much money does God give us? I will take care of you and love you, don't worry, I am God's messenger, I will speak good words for you in the future, although you are from China, as long as you believe in our great God and love the great Son of God— —Leading Poison Country, then it’s fine, absolutely ok!!!”

The charm of this witch's language is still good, a few words can make everyone's blood surge, and the villagers are excited to take out all the money on their bodies.

"Qiuyue, what are you doing!" Ling Feng said.

Qiu Yue smiled: "You can just read mine later."

Qiu Yue looked at these people, and they generally had swollen buttocks and oversized breasts. It seemed that Mrs. Wang's condition was not serious, but one woman's breasts were as big as those of a cow.

"Next, I'll tell you about your appearance. As long as you continue to submit to the great god, the son of the great god—the Lindu Kingdom, within three days, you will definitely return to your original appearance." That Before the maiden finished speaking, Qiuyue interrupted.

"Excuse me, the great messenger of God! Can I participate in your activities?" Qiu Yue walked to the front with a smile.

Ling Feng covered his mouth and laughed secretly, saying that this witch must have a good embarrassment today.

"Qiu Yue will be fine, right?" Wang Gui said.

Ling Feng shook his head and smiled, "It's not Qiu Yue who has something to do."

The witch wondered, "Who are you?"

"Dear servant of God, I am an ordinary person!" Qiu Yue laughed.

"Are you here to like God? To worship God? 5000 yuan to worship once! Seeing the first time you come, [-] yuan will let you worship twice!" said the witch.

Qiu Yue smiled: "Oh? I didn't expect worshiping gods to be so cheap? You can worship once for 5000 yuan, and you can add one more time with a one-time discount. Are you saying that your great gods are worthless? They're cheap ?"

Immediately, everyone began to discuss and feel a little dissatisfied.

The witch waved her hand and said, "No, that's not the case. God said, you are so pious, so I will give you a cheaper price."

"Oh, that's it. I don't know what kind of money your God Realm spent? Could it be that we spent a hundred yuan like our Huaxia Kingdom? If the God Realm didn't spend money from the Huaxia Kingdom, then I can't worship It's gone." Qiu Yue said with a smile.

Seeing Qiu Yue take out a wad of money, the witch said excitedly, "Yes, yes, what God spends is Huaxia's money."

Qiu Yue slapped the table and shouted: "I scolded the neighbor next door! Why are you rotten bi gods so rotten? You say that Huaxia is his enemy, and you are so shameless spending Huaxia's money. How shameless!" Go! Go back and tell your great fart gods, either don’t fight against Huaxia, or return the Huaxia money we used for worship, spend grandpa’s money, and say that Laozi is your enemy , Betrayer, isn’t this a comparison to your mother?”

Ling Feng and Wang Gui stood at the back laughing wildly, very excited, Qiu Yue's scolding was so satisfying.