Otherworld's Replicator
Chapter 643 Monkey's Kiss
"Ah~!"
When a certain unscrupulous monkey saw a thunder coming from Jin Zha, he immediately dodged the thunder with a sway.As soon as he lifted the stick in his hand, he raised the stick and killed him with a fierce blow.
Poor Jin Zha, aside from being pocketed by a certain monkey, he was not an opponent in the first place, but now that he saw the stick thrown by Wu Xiao, he was even more of an opponent.
clang~!
The golden cudgel made an intimate contact with Jin Zha's head, and Jin Zha's face was covered in blood when he hit it directly with the stick. After taking seven steps back, he sat down on the ground viciously. Started to vomit blood.
"Ah, brother! Great Sage, you are so despicable!"
Nezha is the only one in the heavens who can talk to Monkey King.At this moment, Ne Zha saw a certain monkey hit Jin Zha on the head with a stick and vomited blood.Nezha, who had just snatched back his Qiankun circle, stared angrily, raised his hand, and saw a whining sound from Qiankun circle, and slammed towards Monkey King viciously.
"Haha, third prince, who told your elder brother to come to me first, this...you can't blame me?"
The monkey didn't fight Nezha head-on at all, and watched when the Qiankun circle smashed over.A certain unscrupulous monkey directly used an escape technique, shrank his head, and disappeared in place.At this time, the Qiankun circle did not hit a certain unscrupulous monkey, but in the scene of intensive treasure grabbing at this moment, although the Qiankun circle did not hit the monkey, it hit Taoist Jinguang's chest with a bone.
Taoist Jin Guang twitched and groaned, and casually touched his breasts, blood splashed everywhere.The whole thing was beautifully fucked, and now it just turned into mud.
"what!"
Taoist Jin Guang shouted frantically.Stretching out his hands, they immediately turned into a pair of big bird wings.He was already a successful spiritual bird, but now he directly shot ninety-nine and 81 spiritual feathers.
It just whipped up a gust of wind, and scattered it in all directions crazily.While shooting, he yelled, "Who moved my ass, who moved my ass!"
For a moment, Wei Tian was covered in cold sweat.Seeing the nine nine 81 spirit feathers flying over, Wei Tian didn't dare to sit and linger in the same place for a long time, his body swayed, and quickly dodged to the side.However.
These 81 spiritual feathers did not hit Wei Tian, but they were above the entire Lingxiao Palace.Incalculable damage has been done.
Nine Yulong pillars were directly destroyed, and thirteen Tianyu puzzles were bombed.The entire ground of Han Fang was bombarded in a mess.Countless immortals were smashed by falling stones, and their heads and faces were covered with blood.
Even Wei Tian had to push aside more than a dozen stones, with a surprised expression on his face.
"Murder, kill!"
Just when Wei Tian was amazed by the ruthlessness of Taoist Jin Guang's blow, a certain monkey directly transformed into more than a dozen clones, screaming and appearing behind more than a dozen immortals.When he stretched his neck to accuse Taoist Jin Guang of being reckless.He kicked out more than a dozen kicks without delay.It's like kicking a football.Directly kicked more than a dozen immortals into the air.
Obediently, it's amazing!
Originally, it was the blow of Taoist Jin Guang.It has already smashed a large number of gods to the point of anger.
Now the monkey is going to kick it on the back of a dozen or so angry immortals.Ah, the joke, the fun.It's really big!
Almost in an instant, these dozen or so immortals didn't care where they were, or whether their boss was watching, and they didn't care that they were on the Lingxiao Palace.More than a dozen immortals shot at the same time, as if atomic bombs had been bombed repeatedly, and the entire Lingxiao Temple had been bombed, and it was not at all the magnificent scene it was at the beginning.It was as if the ground had been trampled by tens of thousands of big dinosaurs, and the entire Lingxiao Temple was completely destroyed in the hands of these angry immortals.
As for the unscrupulous monkey who directly caused these situations to appear, it was like a fish in water, swimming proudly amidst the attacks of the large group of immortals.Move your hands up and down together, and it is a magic weapon to be able to catch a magic weapon.If you can't catch it, you have to ruthlessly kick it on the breasts of a certain immortal.It's so cool to mix around.
Wei Tian was sweating profusely at the sight of it, and he was too lazy to say a word because of the monkey's unscrupulous behavior.He directly found the safest place above the Lingxiao Palace, which is beside the Jade Emperor.He sat down lazily, and listened to the angry and flushed Jade Emperor roaring there.
"What kind of style, what kind of style!"
The Jade Emperor was trembling with anger, pointed at the immortals in the entire chaotic Lingxiao Palace, and roared: "The majestic immortals in the heavenly world are snatching away like a hooligan Poppi.
Could it be that you don't want any face at all? "
Wei Tian sat comfortably next to the jade table, grabbed the spiritual fruit on the table, and ate it with a splash of saliva.While eating, he still looked indifferent and said: "Boss! These things are related to their wealth and lives! If you lose one, your strength will drop by several levels. Hey, can you not grab it? You Just be tolerant and tolerant of them, poor baby!"
The Jade Emperor turned green with anger, turned his head angrily, looked at Wei Tian coldly, and said, "General God of the Three Realms, this is all a good thing you did! Tell me, what are your intentions!"
Wei Tian immediately made a bitter face, and with a very depressed expression, said pitifully: "Boss, I am wronged!" After finishing speaking, Wei Tian danced and said: "I really don't know, this magic weapon is all Whose. Besides, aren’t these all a waste of your old man’s time? Hey, simply, I’ll throw them all out in one go. Whoever’s is, whoever takes it away. But the quality of this group of immortals , It's too bad, it's so bad!!! For a magic weapon, you actually snatched it like this. It should be fought, it should be fought! Boss, I didn't deliberately provoke everyone to grab things. If they are of good quality, whoever will take it No, it’s over, there will never be such a situation at all!" How can a shameless person describe Wei Tian at this moment?Seeing the saliva splashed by this guy, like a machine gun from a watering can, a large amount of saliva was sprayed out. The disgusting Jade Emperor kept leaning back, and he was unwilling to get close to Wei Tian.I intended to refute Wei Tian a few more sentences, but when I heard what Wei Tian said, it was very reasonable.Whoever owns the magic weapon can get it by himself.If you have to grab it, isn't it all your own fault?
For a while, the Jade Emperor really forgot the crux of the problem.If it weren't for the monkey shouting to grab the magic weapon, everyone really wouldn't do it.And the reason why the monkey yelled like this, if Wei Tian hadn't instigated it, would such a thing have happened?The Jade Emperor, who felt that what Wei Tian said was reasonable, didn't even notice that Wei Tian sprayed a dozen saliva on his face at this moment.
However, the fact that the Jade Emperor didn't pay attention to the blind spot in Wei Tian's debate does not mean that the shrewd and difficult Queen Mother of the West will let Wei Tian go.Listening to Wei Tian's shameless eloquence, Queen Mother Xi did not criticize Wei Tian.Instead, he took a deep look at this daring fellow, and said, "If the gods from all walks of life don't understand etiquette, then the general god of the three realms, what you look like right now, is etiquette?"
Sit on an equal footing with the Jade Emperor, eat the Jade Emperor's food, drink the Jade Emperor's wine, and spit on the Jade Emperor's face.This seems really impolite?
However, Wei Tian seemed to be planning to hang on here.He didn't consider Queen Mother Xi's words at all, but showed a very distressed expression with a shameless face, and said: "Oh~! Madam, look at how thin my body is, and the immortals there are so fierce, I can bear it!"
puff~!
As soon as Wei Tian's words fell, the maidservants behind Queen Mother Xi immediately laughed secretly one by one.And the Queen Mother of the West even shook her head dumbfoundingly and said: "You have cultivated the Immortal Body to this extent, but you still have a weak body? Guess, even if it is a magic whip, one whip won't even think about hurting you?"
Uh~!
Seeing Queen Mother Xi's meaningful eyes, Wei Tian looked at Queen Mother Xi with a very troubled and unwilling expression.Now that people don't like me at all, and are lazy to care about my expression.Standing up sullenly, he walked under the stone platform step by step, leaning over the whole person, holding up the wine and pouring it into his mouth, full of emotions.
However, just when Wei Tian was full of pride and was about to recite poems and compose a few songs, suddenly the Monkey King over there was finally caught by the furious gods, and they collectively hit the palm thunder one by one, forcing the monkey out of the game .By this time, the monkey had filled his pockets with more than a dozen magic weapons.
However, the monkey flew if it wanted to, and it didn't fly well there, so it flew directly towards Wei Tian.Seeing the falling monkey, Wei Tian's head was immediately covered with black lines, and he dodged directly, dodging the poor monkey-shaped object.
However, Wei Tian hides whenever he wants, but he really shouldn't be hiding now.You know, Wei Tian stayed in front of the Jade Emperor in order to choose the best viewing angle.As soon as he dodged, the monkey hit the Jade Emperor directly.
But all of this really really doesn't matter.The important thing is that when the monkey hit it, its whole head hit the Jade Emperor's face.
Unfortunately, the monkey opened its mouth at this time.However, the Jade Emperor also opened his mouth in surprise when he saw the monkey flying at this time.However, when Wei Tian saw the monkey flying over, it was a salute of attention.
However, when Wei Tian saw the monkey about to fall there, he saw the scene that should be seen the most, should not be seen, should not be seen, the most surprising and terrifying scene.
Boo~! ! !
Yes, after hearing that sound, before Wei Tian's brain could react, he saw the monkey's hairy thunder mouth imprinted hard on the thin lips of Jade Emperor Dadi.
Hey, this is a lot of fun...
When a certain unscrupulous monkey saw a thunder coming from Jin Zha, he immediately dodged the thunder with a sway.As soon as he lifted the stick in his hand, he raised the stick and killed him with a fierce blow.
Poor Jin Zha, aside from being pocketed by a certain monkey, he was not an opponent in the first place, but now that he saw the stick thrown by Wu Xiao, he was even more of an opponent.
clang~!
The golden cudgel made an intimate contact with Jin Zha's head, and Jin Zha's face was covered in blood when he hit it directly with the stick. After taking seven steps back, he sat down on the ground viciously. Started to vomit blood.
"Ah, brother! Great Sage, you are so despicable!"
Nezha is the only one in the heavens who can talk to Monkey King.At this moment, Ne Zha saw a certain monkey hit Jin Zha on the head with a stick and vomited blood.Nezha, who had just snatched back his Qiankun circle, stared angrily, raised his hand, and saw a whining sound from Qiankun circle, and slammed towards Monkey King viciously.
"Haha, third prince, who told your elder brother to come to me first, this...you can't blame me?"
The monkey didn't fight Nezha head-on at all, and watched when the Qiankun circle smashed over.A certain unscrupulous monkey directly used an escape technique, shrank his head, and disappeared in place.At this time, the Qiankun circle did not hit a certain unscrupulous monkey, but in the scene of intensive treasure grabbing at this moment, although the Qiankun circle did not hit the monkey, it hit Taoist Jinguang's chest with a bone.
Taoist Jin Guang twitched and groaned, and casually touched his breasts, blood splashed everywhere.The whole thing was beautifully fucked, and now it just turned into mud.
"what!"
Taoist Jin Guang shouted frantically.Stretching out his hands, they immediately turned into a pair of big bird wings.He was already a successful spiritual bird, but now he directly shot ninety-nine and 81 spiritual feathers.
It just whipped up a gust of wind, and scattered it in all directions crazily.While shooting, he yelled, "Who moved my ass, who moved my ass!"
For a moment, Wei Tian was covered in cold sweat.Seeing the nine nine 81 spirit feathers flying over, Wei Tian didn't dare to sit and linger in the same place for a long time, his body swayed, and quickly dodged to the side.However.
These 81 spiritual feathers did not hit Wei Tian, but they were above the entire Lingxiao Palace.Incalculable damage has been done.
Nine Yulong pillars were directly destroyed, and thirteen Tianyu puzzles were bombed.The entire ground of Han Fang was bombarded in a mess.Countless immortals were smashed by falling stones, and their heads and faces were covered with blood.
Even Wei Tian had to push aside more than a dozen stones, with a surprised expression on his face.
"Murder, kill!"
Just when Wei Tian was amazed by the ruthlessness of Taoist Jin Guang's blow, a certain monkey directly transformed into more than a dozen clones, screaming and appearing behind more than a dozen immortals.When he stretched his neck to accuse Taoist Jin Guang of being reckless.He kicked out more than a dozen kicks without delay.It's like kicking a football.Directly kicked more than a dozen immortals into the air.
Obediently, it's amazing!
Originally, it was the blow of Taoist Jin Guang.It has already smashed a large number of gods to the point of anger.
Now the monkey is going to kick it on the back of a dozen or so angry immortals.Ah, the joke, the fun.It's really big!
Almost in an instant, these dozen or so immortals didn't care where they were, or whether their boss was watching, and they didn't care that they were on the Lingxiao Palace.More than a dozen immortals shot at the same time, as if atomic bombs had been bombed repeatedly, and the entire Lingxiao Temple had been bombed, and it was not at all the magnificent scene it was at the beginning.It was as if the ground had been trampled by tens of thousands of big dinosaurs, and the entire Lingxiao Temple was completely destroyed in the hands of these angry immortals.
As for the unscrupulous monkey who directly caused these situations to appear, it was like a fish in water, swimming proudly amidst the attacks of the large group of immortals.Move your hands up and down together, and it is a magic weapon to be able to catch a magic weapon.If you can't catch it, you have to ruthlessly kick it on the breasts of a certain immortal.It's so cool to mix around.
Wei Tian was sweating profusely at the sight of it, and he was too lazy to say a word because of the monkey's unscrupulous behavior.He directly found the safest place above the Lingxiao Palace, which is beside the Jade Emperor.He sat down lazily, and listened to the angry and flushed Jade Emperor roaring there.
"What kind of style, what kind of style!"
The Jade Emperor was trembling with anger, pointed at the immortals in the entire chaotic Lingxiao Palace, and roared: "The majestic immortals in the heavenly world are snatching away like a hooligan Poppi.
Could it be that you don't want any face at all? "
Wei Tian sat comfortably next to the jade table, grabbed the spiritual fruit on the table, and ate it with a splash of saliva.While eating, he still looked indifferent and said: "Boss! These things are related to their wealth and lives! If you lose one, your strength will drop by several levels. Hey, can you not grab it? You Just be tolerant and tolerant of them, poor baby!"
The Jade Emperor turned green with anger, turned his head angrily, looked at Wei Tian coldly, and said, "General God of the Three Realms, this is all a good thing you did! Tell me, what are your intentions!"
Wei Tian immediately made a bitter face, and with a very depressed expression, said pitifully: "Boss, I am wronged!" After finishing speaking, Wei Tian danced and said: "I really don't know, this magic weapon is all Whose. Besides, aren’t these all a waste of your old man’s time? Hey, simply, I’ll throw them all out in one go. Whoever’s is, whoever takes it away. But the quality of this group of immortals , It's too bad, it's so bad!!! For a magic weapon, you actually snatched it like this. It should be fought, it should be fought! Boss, I didn't deliberately provoke everyone to grab things. If they are of good quality, whoever will take it No, it’s over, there will never be such a situation at all!" How can a shameless person describe Wei Tian at this moment?Seeing the saliva splashed by this guy, like a machine gun from a watering can, a large amount of saliva was sprayed out. The disgusting Jade Emperor kept leaning back, and he was unwilling to get close to Wei Tian.I intended to refute Wei Tian a few more sentences, but when I heard what Wei Tian said, it was very reasonable.Whoever owns the magic weapon can get it by himself.If you have to grab it, isn't it all your own fault?
For a while, the Jade Emperor really forgot the crux of the problem.If it weren't for the monkey shouting to grab the magic weapon, everyone really wouldn't do it.And the reason why the monkey yelled like this, if Wei Tian hadn't instigated it, would such a thing have happened?The Jade Emperor, who felt that what Wei Tian said was reasonable, didn't even notice that Wei Tian sprayed a dozen saliva on his face at this moment.
However, the fact that the Jade Emperor didn't pay attention to the blind spot in Wei Tian's debate does not mean that the shrewd and difficult Queen Mother of the West will let Wei Tian go.Listening to Wei Tian's shameless eloquence, Queen Mother Xi did not criticize Wei Tian.Instead, he took a deep look at this daring fellow, and said, "If the gods from all walks of life don't understand etiquette, then the general god of the three realms, what you look like right now, is etiquette?"
Sit on an equal footing with the Jade Emperor, eat the Jade Emperor's food, drink the Jade Emperor's wine, and spit on the Jade Emperor's face.This seems really impolite?
However, Wei Tian seemed to be planning to hang on here.He didn't consider Queen Mother Xi's words at all, but showed a very distressed expression with a shameless face, and said: "Oh~! Madam, look at how thin my body is, and the immortals there are so fierce, I can bear it!"
puff~!
As soon as Wei Tian's words fell, the maidservants behind Queen Mother Xi immediately laughed secretly one by one.And the Queen Mother of the West even shook her head dumbfoundingly and said: "You have cultivated the Immortal Body to this extent, but you still have a weak body? Guess, even if it is a magic whip, one whip won't even think about hurting you?"
Uh~!
Seeing Queen Mother Xi's meaningful eyes, Wei Tian looked at Queen Mother Xi with a very troubled and unwilling expression.Now that people don't like me at all, and are lazy to care about my expression.Standing up sullenly, he walked under the stone platform step by step, leaning over the whole person, holding up the wine and pouring it into his mouth, full of emotions.
However, just when Wei Tian was full of pride and was about to recite poems and compose a few songs, suddenly the Monkey King over there was finally caught by the furious gods, and they collectively hit the palm thunder one by one, forcing the monkey out of the game .By this time, the monkey had filled his pockets with more than a dozen magic weapons.
However, the monkey flew if it wanted to, and it didn't fly well there, so it flew directly towards Wei Tian.Seeing the falling monkey, Wei Tian's head was immediately covered with black lines, and he dodged directly, dodging the poor monkey-shaped object.
However, Wei Tian hides whenever he wants, but he really shouldn't be hiding now.You know, Wei Tian stayed in front of the Jade Emperor in order to choose the best viewing angle.As soon as he dodged, the monkey hit the Jade Emperor directly.
But all of this really really doesn't matter.The important thing is that when the monkey hit it, its whole head hit the Jade Emperor's face.
Unfortunately, the monkey opened its mouth at this time.However, the Jade Emperor also opened his mouth in surprise when he saw the monkey flying at this time.However, when Wei Tian saw the monkey flying over, it was a salute of attention.
However, when Wei Tian saw the monkey about to fall there, he saw the scene that should be seen the most, should not be seen, should not be seen, the most surprising and terrifying scene.
Boo~! ! !
Yes, after hearing that sound, before Wei Tian's brain could react, he saw the monkey's hairy thunder mouth imprinted hard on the thin lips of Jade Emperor Dadi.
Hey, this is a lot of fun...
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