Otherworld's Replicator

"Oh, it's a good deal!"

Wei Tian opened his mouth exaggeratedly, and the jug in his hand fell directly to the ground and shattered.Seeing the affectionate kiss between the monkey and the Jade Emperor, the eyes almost popped out.As for the Jade Emperor and the monkey, they looked at each other "affectionately" under the surprised eyes of the Queen Mother of the West and the maidservants behind them.

This kiss, it can be called earth-shattering and weeping, not to mention the ghosts and gods, but the lips of the kiss were bleeding, and even a few teeth were violently smashed out.Among other things, at least Wei Tian witnessed the entire process of the "affectionate kiss" between the monkey and the Jade Emperor.Even when I recalled it at the end, I couldn't help but say with emotion... On that day, I saw a certain monkey ejected in front of our boss, the Jade Emperor, at a speed of [-] kilometers per hour.At that time, the monkey could not wait to open his big mouth, facing the Jade Emperor who could not wait to open his big mouth, and kissed each other affectionately.This kiss was so shocking that even a few teeth fell out.Poor Jade Emperor, his mouth is comparable to the monkey's Thunder mouth!

Yes, the mouth of the Jade Emperor is comparable to the broken mouth of the monkey.Among other things, the monkey has the blessing of the vajra body, and it has a very powerful divine power.All of his kung fu has been practiced to the point of perfection.

But what about the Jade Emperor?Everyone knows that although the Jade Emperor is in a high position, his combat effectiveness is really not very good.Kung Fu is not as good as Monkey King, so his mouth is naturally not as thick as Monkey King's.

After the affectionate kiss, the Jade Emperor's lips were immediately congested with blood from the kiss, and flowed out with a splash.The front teeth and the teeth around the front teeth were directly kissed off.Front teeth and broken lips.For the monkey's affectionate kiss, the Jade Emperor paid a considerable price.

At the same time, these two guys who don't like each other, after so many years, are under the effect of this affectionate kiss.Inherent, the two cooperated very well to do the same thing at the same time!

Vomit~!

The two moved in unison, and the sound of vomiting was as clear as thunder.Their faces were full of blackness again, with a pair of eyes that wanted to kill the other party under their own eyes.Vomiting and vomiting there, I almost want to vomit out my intestines and stomach.And looking at these two disgusting guys, even Queen Mother Xi sat aside with a respectful expression.And at this time.Wei Tian is the only one who can say a word of emotion from the bottom of his heart.

See Wei Tian at this time.With a blessed expression, he looked at the two who kept vomiting.Silently said: "Hey, love is great, it has no boundaries, it has no age, and it has no gender. Don't worry, I will help you both to register a foreign registration. In foreign countries, homosexuals can also get married!"

Two murderous eyes.He shot at Wei Tian fiercely.pause time.Wei Tian felt a chill all over his body, rising from his heart.Looking at the monkey and the Jade Emperor with eyes that could kill anyone.I shivered slightly, and said directly: "I know, I don't know anything. I didn't see anything. From now on, I will only silently bless you in my heart!"

"what!!!"

The Jade Emperor let out a scream of pain, and beat the ground with tears in his eyes, showing a heartbroken and desperate expression.It was as if someone had taken a red pill out of a body that had been pure and clean for more than ten years.Then, it was a monkey who reproduced picking his red pill.

That painful scream is called a whining, that's called a whining.

However, the behavior of the monkey is much more direct than that of the Jade Emperor.Immediately there was an incomparably shrill ape cry.Crying like blood, he rushed towards Wei Tian with his teeth and claws, his face was full of blackness and murderous aura, and he kept roaring at Wei Tian: "Kill you, I will kill you! You damn bastard, I want to kill you!" Kill you!" After speaking, the monkey rushed towards Wei Tian like a gust of wind.

Just kidding, Wei Tian is not plasticine, he can pinch it however he wants.Seeing the rushing monkey, Wei Tian immediately moved his feet, set up the auspicious cloud, and prepared to leave.But the monkey was willing to let Wei Tian go, and when he saw Wei Tian trying to escape, he chased after him with a murderous look on his face.After chasing and fleeing, he quickly escaped from everyone's sight.

"Hey!"

The Queen Mother of the West sighed with emotion, and looked at the gods below who were fighting for a magic weapon.Look at the Jade Emperor who is on the side, his mouth is full of blood, his speech leaks, and he vomits.

In a very emotional voice, he said: "Originally, there was only one monkey, and this place is already in chaos. Now there is another Wei Tian, ​​hey, this time, the entire Heavenly Court is really... lively oh!"

Unaware of Queen Mother Xi's emotion, Wei Tian and the monkey fled and chased, and quickly ran more than ten miles away.In the eyes of those who are interested, it will be found that Wei Tian's escape direction is not chaotic, and it seems to be very purposeful.But the monkey was already furious, and didn't care about the direction Wei Tian was escaping at all.It wasn't until Wei Tian stopped and stopped the monkey rushing indiscriminately that he shouted loudly: "Monkey, how long are you going to chase?"

"Until I kill you!"

Being molested by Wei Tian, ​​Hou Zi was furious in his heart.After killing Wei Tian's heart, the monkey has already taken root in his heart.However, Wei Tian didn't care about the monkey's words at all.Instead, he pointed casually and said, "Monkey, where do you think we are?"

The monkey stared wide-eyed, looked around from left to right, then suddenly narrowed his eyes, and opened his mouth in surprise, "Taishang Laojun's alchemy room?" After speaking, the monkey's eyes flickered, and Monkey King immediately thought of something, and said: " Good boy, let me tell you why you created such a big mess on the Lingxiao Palace, it turns out that your boy's purpose is in it!"

"hey-hey!"

Wei Tian laughed out loud, his purpose couldn't be more obvious.And there is Wei Tian, ​​​​a bold guy, and Monkey King, a shameless hozen.If the Taishang Laojun was here, he would definitely fight for his life with Wei Tian and the monkey in pain.

It's a pity... Laojun doesn't seem to be here.Facing this undefended alchemy room, the expressions of Wei Tian and Hou Zi have already begun to become quite tense.

I have to say that the alchemy house of Taishang Laojun is indeed a very good building.The exterior is a beautiful two-story octagonal building.But after entering the inner space, I found that the inner space is quite large.It is worthy of being one of the three lords of the Taiqing, the master of Tongtian and the elder brother of the original celestial being.The design of this octagonal building is really amazing.

Inside the alchemy room is a very large alchemy tripod.Seeing the medicine cauldron, the monkey grinned.Apparently it was tempered by Sanwei Zhenhuo inside, which left a deep psychological shadow on the monkey.However, thanks to this Dan Ding, otherwise the monkey would have such perverted golden eyes.

"Monkey, do you know that the medicines here are the most expensive?"

Thief No. [-], Mr. Wei Tian asked the monkey beside him very carefully.But who knew, after Wei Tian's questioning, the monkey's answer made people almost fall over.

"Who knows, last time I came here I drank too much wine. The alcohol was high, and I ate all I could when I came here. I ate everything I could eat, and I even ate half of the table. Who knew that the bottle of medicine was precious, That bottle of medicine is not precious! Besides, didn’t you copy it? It should be copied, you copied everything, and we’ll play it like melon seeds later!”

A certain monkey's unscrupulous words almost broke Wei Tian.However, I have to say, this is indeed a good idea!With a smile, Wei Tian and Houzi immediately knocked out the two drug boys who were looking at the alchemy. Wei Tian was responsible for copying, and Monkey was responsible for taking the medicine.The two of them are like this, simply you come and go, and get busy quickly.

The process of copying is very happy, but the process of copying is very painful. There are a lot of elixir, and Wei Tian can't even name them.Only occasionally on the porcelain bottle, I saw something like 'Jiuzhuan Jindan', 'Wuji elixir', 'Yangyi elixir', or 'Shenji Sishu pill', after Wei Tian copied it, he threw it into his mouth one.It was really like what a certain monkey said, he took this elixir like a melon seed, and knocked it up.

If Taishang Laojun were here now, his face would turn green.Poor monkey, what kind of character is he?Hands-on, the whole alchemy room was turned into a mess by this guy.As for the forbidden method cast on the elixir, where is the monkey's opponent?With one hand, it was completely torn and clean.

In the end, a lot was copied, but a lot was wasted.

hiccup~!

After knocking too much elixir, Wei Tian felt the energy in his body flowing continuously.The seven meridians and eight meridians were stretched as if they had exploded, and the whole body was filled with blood red.His eyes were even more golden, and his head began to become dizzy.

"Monkey, how many elixirs have not been copied?"

If he knocked on it again, he would be overwhelmed by these pills.So Wei Tian hurriedly asked the monkey who was still searching and couldn't find anything.

And the monkey arrived calmly, and after hearing Wei Tian's inquiry, he immediately said, "It seems that there are no more?"

Wei Tian thought for a while, with so many elixir, the energy in his body was too much.I have to quickly find a place to refine it properly. In this case, the Xingji in my body will definitely grow several times.

It also means that his strength has increased several times.In the future, even if it is body training, it will definitely improve a lot faster.

Therefore, after the monkey finished speaking, Wei Tian forced himself to stuff a handful of pills into his mouth, and said, "Go, find a place to refine the medicinal power!" After speaking, Wei Tian immediately drove the sword light, Fly away quickly.

The monkey was not bad either, he quickly stuffed a few pills into his mouth, the expression on his face was quite sexy.Seeing Wei Tian leave, he looked at another messy alchemy room.After a comfortable hiccup, his body shook and disappeared with Wei Tian.

Poor Taishang Laojun, the screams he made after he came back can be heard in the whole heaven...