Crazy days with beautiful sister

"tom"

Xiao Mo directly bumped into the rock on the opposite side, stood up in a daze, shook a few times, "poof", protruded a mouthful of blood, and fell down weakly, stretched out his thumb, "there are only masters among the people!"

Tong Jing rolled her eyes at Xiao Mo, seeing that he was fine, she said softly to the door: "Sunset West."

"squeak"

The dilapidated wooden door was opened, and a gust of gloomy wind rushed over, Tong Jing couldn't help shivering.

"Grandmaster……"

Tong Jing clasped her hands together and said softly, "I'm here..."

An old nun also clasped her hands together, "Please come in..."

Seeing Tong Jing go in, Xiaomo hurriedly stood up and ran towards the door. When she arrived at the door, she looked like Tong Jing, "Master, Master, I'm here to pay homage..."

The nun glared at Xiao Mo, and led the way forward, "I'm sorry that it's a little messy inside, those old people almost collapsed the whole mountain just now..."

Xiaomo thought for a while, wiped his nose and hurriedly chased after him, "Sister Jing, wait for me..." He reached out to grab Tong Jing's hand.

"Go away, don't touch me with your snotty hand..." Xiao Mo didn't dare to argue loudly, and followed them inside sullenly.

It looks pretty good, although it is a bit broken, but there is still electricity inside.

Several people came to the entrance of a main hall, and the nun said to Xiaomo: "Male benefactor, please stay..."

"This..." Xiaomo looked at Tong Jing, saw her nodding, and didn't say anything else, putting his hands in his pockets indifferently, "Oh, good..."

He waited alone at the door, feeling bored and started spinning.

"Little brother, I see that your seal is black, your eyes are blurred, and your steps are messy. You must be in trouble."

While walking in Xiaomo, a loud voice rang out, and then a middle-aged man in shabby clothes came over.

Xiaomo smelled alcohol all over his body from a long distance, thinking that he must not be someone from the Taoist temple, "Who are you?"

"I was sent by God to save you..." The man walked over shaking.

"I'll go." Xiaomo also became interested. "Haha, save me? Can I tell you Jesus, my big brother?"

"You must have encountered a bloodbath today..." The man ignored him, and stood aside firmly, "Am I right?"

Xiao Mo sized him up carefully, "Aren't you a Taoist priest? Can you tell a fortune teller?"

"My ability is so great that I can go up to the sky and go down to the ground..." The man continued to talk.

Xiao Mo gestured, "Blow it, I'm still going to the sun and the sun, driving a handgun to beat the swallows, can you?" He also started talking bullshit.

"Do you know that the mountain shook just now? That's caused by my gong of beating cows across the mountain." The angry man looked at Xiao Mo, "Can you?"

Xiao Mo didn't like his tricks at all, "Do you know the Linghu formed by H? That's because I collapsed."

"You brat, are you trying to piss me off?" The man couldn't say no to Xiaomo, panting heavily, "You don't believe me, do you?"

"Have you ever seen a rooster lay eggs?" Xiao Mo snorted and looked at him contemptuously, "Okay, I won't give you nonsense, go for a stroll where it's cool, I have to call Chang'e now."

"Stop!" the man yelled, "If you have the guts, take two steps to the right..."

"I'm an idiot, if you tell me to go, I'll go?" Xiao Mo put his hands in his pockets, his clothes sloppy.

The man spat out a mouthful of saliva, "Don't you dare? You look like pustules."

"I," Xiao Mo gritted his teeth and pointed at him, "Sure, I'll settle the accounts for you after I walk over, and walked over.

"Boom..." He had just walked up, when the whole ground sank into it, and there seemed to be a big deep hole below. He grabbed the edge of the floor tiles above with both hands, and lay down on it, "You cheated me..."

"I've lived for such a long time, and I haven't seen such a fool like you. If I tell you to go, go." The man walked to the side of the cave, "I'll tell you, there are poisonous snakes down there. If you don't believe me, just go." Jump down and try."

Xiao Mo gritted his teeth and said, "I don't believe it, come and give me a hand." He stretched out a hand first.

The man took out a book from his pocket, "I see that you are proud, and you must be a martial arts genius in the future. This book is cheap, 100 yuan!"

"What?" Xiao Mo fixed his eyes on the book in front of him, "Don't you bring this kind of book? Is this bad book useful?" Look carefully at the title of the book, "I c, Jin Ping Mei? Is this also a martial arts secret book? I don't want it. ..."

The man took the book and looked at it, "Sorry, I took the wrong one." Then he took out another book from his pocket, "No, this one. Buy it or not? If you don't buy it, you can't save it!" The man was also very firm in his words.

Xiao Mo looked again, "I'm going, Osmanthus Collection?"

"Well, yes, I see it clearly. This is a luxurious upgraded version of the Sunflower Book. We will sell it to you if we are lucky." The man took the book and began to show Xiaomo both sides. Don't worry about being bullied by girls anymore..."

Xiao Mo couldn't hold it anymore, "I said can you pull me up first?"

"You don't have the right to say it now. You can say it after you pay the money." The man didn't give in at all. "How about it? Hurry up and get the money..."

Xiao Mo was speechless, and he didn't have much strength now. He reckoned that the pit was quite deep, and he didn't dare to jump down rashly, for fear that there might be poisonous snakes in it. ..."

"No!" The man directly refused.

"Okay, you're ruthless!" Xiaomo was so speechless that he went to his pocket with one hand and took out all the hundreds of dollars that Tong Jing gave him, and then pawed the ground with both hands and said, "I said yes." Do you want to order books? For example, Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon, Tathagata Palm, or Drunken Fist or something."

"No!" The man directly grabbed the money from Xiao Mo's hand, "You thought you were making a movie..."

"Okay, let's take the Osmanthus Collection." Xiao Mo nodded, "Hurry up and pull me up."

"Second, what are you doing?"

Just when the man was about to pull Xiao Mo, a man with the appearance of a Taoist came over.

"I just sold a book." The second child said, "Boss, are you open these days?"

"Kind wool, life is hard." The Taoist came over and said helplessly.

Xiao Mo cried out uncomfortably: "Hey, pull me up!"

"Okay, okay." The second child stretched out his arm, "Hold on."

Xiao Mo couldn't bear it any longer, he grasped it with one hand first, and then he regained his strength with the other hand.

However, at this moment, the second child suddenly waved his hand and spun around at a speed invisible to the eyes, throwing Xiao Mo off.

"Hey, yo." Xiaomo sat down on the bottom of the cave, suddenly remembered something, and stood up "There is a snake, pull me up, pull me up..."

"What are you screaming for?" The Taoist yelled, "Death-killing scissors feet, catch your feet..."