Crazy days with beautiful sister

Xiao Mo looked up and saw a pair of feet flying towards him, before he had time to think about it, he reached out and grabbed it.

Just as he was in the air, he suddenly smelled a super invincible Hong Kong foot, and he fainted, and couldn't help vomiting.

Looking again, he was actually holding a pair of shoes, and saw that pair of smelly Hong Kong feet tapped his forehead, and flew out into the air.

Xiao Mo fell to the ground again, and kept spitting out, "Damn, you're cheating..."

"Accept, I'll pull you up..." A woman with a rough voice remembered, and then a stick came in, "Wu Niang gossip stick..."

Xiao Mo stretched out his hand to grab the stick without any consideration. As soon as his hand touched the stick, he felt a burst of numbness. When he let go of his hand with a howl, a layer of skin peeled off his hand, and he yelled at it, "What do you want? What a mess?"

"I want you to be our apprentice..." the people above said in unison.

"Don't think about it, who do you think you are?" Xiao Mo looked around and found that there were no poisonous snakes, and he was much more courageous to talk back.

"Southeast, Northwest, Anti-violence and Anliang—an expert in trickery." The voices of the four people were extremely loud in the night sky.

Xiao Mo leaned against a wall, "Damn, I haven't agreed yet." Suddenly, he saw Tong Jing and the two nuns standing together, looking down at him, "Hey, sister Jing, pull me up..."

Tong Jing smiled lightly, then retracted her head.

"If you don't agree, you have to agree, bang!" There was a loud noise, and a lot of things fell from above, and Xiao Mo had no time to dodge, so he had no choice but to endure it.

I found some books and other things, I picked them up and looked at them, "Damn, Viagra tips? I'll rub it, cheats on picking up girls? I'll go, blow-up dolls? All the f*cking comic books..."

Can you stop being so obscene and messy?

"These things are just for your extra-curricular entertainment. During these days, you will receive our devilish, West Point-style, and inhumane super-intensive training. We will pass on what we have learned in our lives to you, boy, the future world The peace of the world and the important task of defending the beauties are all up to you..."

As soon as the four people's voices fell, the stone cave was sealed.

The rest of Xiaomo was alone below, screaming, "Nimma, at least you have to throw down the toilet paper for me, right?"

Tong Jing looked at them with a chuckle... "I will transfer 800 million to you tomorrow, how long will it take to finish the training?"

"We just experimented, and this kid does have a talent for tricks..."

"There is a sullen heart hidden in an ordinary body,"

"This person is more luscious, and he will definitely be a beauty killer in the future."

"Although the physical fitness is a bit worse than we expected, it can still be used."

Each of them started talking.

"Fortunately, he is still a virgin. Don't worry. We are a solid gold brand here. After our training. One year later, he will be a super invincible first-class anti-assassination and anti-reconnaissance expert second only to us in the world. ; At the same time, he will also be a super-powerful prank boy." The four of them smiled and promised Tong Jing.

Tong Jing frowned, then nodded again, "I hope you won't disappoint me..."

"Absolutely not, you should also train and train..."

"…………"

A year later, on the way down the mountain.

"Sister Jing, I finally came out alive." Xiao Mo complained, "These four old monsters are really inhuman."

"Hold your mouth!" Tong Jing glared at Xiao Mo, pulled him to turn around, and bowed to the four trick experts behind him, "Goodbye..."

Xiao Mo said with a smile on his lips: "Masters, take care, I will come to see you when I have time."

"Keep your mouth shut, kid. If you don't know about your flamboyance, I wish we could get over it sooner." The four of them spoke as if they had a tacit understanding, and they all said at the same time, "Okay, we're going to travel around the world too. Remember, people don’t attack me, I don’t attack others, if people attack me, I’ll kill him as a little bitch...Maintain world peace..."

Xiao Mo nodded, and smiled slightly, "Yeah, I know." He was suddenly very excited, and smiled lewdly in his heart, "Beauty, I'm here, let's make peace together."

"Everyone is gone, why don't you just stand around stupidly?" Tong Jing pushed the dazed Xiao Mo.

Xiaomo shook his head to regain his senses, and couldn't help reaching out to hug Tong Jing's shoulders, "Jing..." He raised his hand before he put it down, "Don't, don't mess around, Miss Jing..."

Tong Jing put away the knife pointed at Xiaomo's crotch, "It's still the same sentence, we must remember our primary and secondary status, and we must absolutely obey my words, understand?"

Xiaomo nodded desperately, "Sister Jing, if you let me learn these things, you won't really let me pick up girls?"

"Isn't this just what you think?" Tong Jing brushed her hair and said leisurely: "Have you learned anything after being closed for a year? That's 800 million tuition fees?"

"This... Sister Jing, who do you think I am? Although I have a little lust, but my heart is relatively pure." Xiaomo defended himself shamelessly, "Ah? Learning this crap like this Rich?"

"Ah, you think, don't tell me, you're playing handjob all day long?" Tong Jing suddenly turned her head to look at Xiaomo.

Xiao Mo was taken aback, and began to explain in a panic, "It's almost, no, no, what I mean is that I have almost learned."

"If you don't study well, I'll never end with you?" Tong Jing spoke a lot louder.

"Don't worry, Sister Jing, the one hundred and tenth girl who is here now, is a person, a person, and I can easily handle it within 2 minutes." Xiaomo patted his chest and promised that if Tong Jing would continue this topic, he would improve and change his mouth. "Yes Sister Jing, why did you spend so much money to train me like this?"

"Women can't learn it. If I can learn it, I'm out of my mind? I'll let you take advantage of it," Tong Jing continued to walk forward, "Are you sure about dealing with your woman?"

Xiao Mo stretched out his hand and shook it, "Sister Jing, I only deal with men, you understand?"

"As for the real assassin, can you handle it?" Tong Jing curled her lips, "Forget it, anyone knows your level."

Xiaomo hurriedly corrected, "Sister Jing, don't you underestimate me? I have learned what they have learned in my life. You must know that they are the only remaining disciples of the Xuantou Trickster School. At least I think I can He is a master of martial arts."

In fact, he was not sure in his heart. In order not to let Tong Jing underestimate him, he could only talk about himself at a higher level.

If he encounters a real assassin, he really doesn't know if he can counter him with a few tricks, after all, he has no actual combat experience?However, his anti-assassination and anti-reconnaissance abilities are relatively strong, if he can't beat him, he just escapes.

"I'm asking, how much have you learned about picking up girls?" Tong Jing blushed when she said this.

"Huh? Picking up girls?" Xiao Mo looked macho again, "I'm not that interested in that, I'm just learning..." He added in his mind, no wonder, I can tell you, as long as it's a Can I hook up with women?