The campus is so cute

These days, there are idiots every year, but today there are especially many.After listening to Han Zixuan's words, Guo Shui, a second-hand youth, immediately turned around and ran away, but his mouth was not clean. The surname is Han, you wait, we will settle the score when we go back to school.

Everyone dispersed, what the hell, originally wanted to watch a fight between students, but it ended after a few quarrels, it was really boring.Hey, that chief scooper has only this little ability, so I thought how powerful it was.

Didn’t people say that his elder brother’s elder brother is awesome, and he is still lying in the hospital. I laughed so hard, and my elder brother is also awesome, in the coffin.

Ye Tianyu looked at Han Zixuan in surprise with her big talking eyes. She just didn't understand why all the problems were no longer a problem in front of him. He is simply my Ultraman.

Han Zixuan stared at Ye Tianyu who was pretending to be pink and cute, and couldn't help but said: "Tianyu, don't look at me like this, maybe you want me to touch it now, then I will not be polite."

After Ye Tianyu heard this, he ran away immediately, and shouted angrily, "Rogue, I didn't agree, don't be too sentimental."

Han Zixuan quit, I wasted my hard work arguing with that bastard, isn't it just for the sake of it, how could you do this, the child who lied and cheated was eaten by wolves.

Ye Tianyu replied with a smile: "You are the wolf, a big pervert."

But Han Zixuan caught up with Ye Tianyu very quickly, he must ask clearly, he is not a free laborer, he will not do things for nothing.

Ye Tianyu hugged her chest tightly, and was so wronged that she was about to cry: "Brother Zixuan, please forgive me, I'm still underage, if you touch me, you might go to jail."

Han Zixuan immediately stopped his hands. Having learned from the past, he was much more cautious.But he must seek justice: "Tianyu, don't take you to play tricks on people like this. I can solve the problem for you. You should give me something in return."

Ye Tianyu's dark eyeballs rolled around, and suddenly said: "Brother, you like touching girls' breasts so much."

Pooh, whoever has this habit is purely a rumor, some bastard framed me for no reason.

"No, I don't have such a preference. Who did you listen to? This is a naked frame up." Han Zixuan immediately corrected Ye Tianyu's understanding of himself. He is a decent and good man. His master asked him to go down the mountain to harm women. So far, he None of them were harmed, but they were harmed by others.

"You men are like this. You like to touch girls' breasts, and you also like big breasts." Ye Tianyu blushed inexplicably, and hurriedly covered her upper body: "Don't worry about me, I am young."

"Hehe, Brother Zixuan, you can touch Sister Lizi." Ye Tianyu said secretly, her little face was so excited that she was dying.

Han Zixuan hastily waved his hand and refused: "No, it's too young." Han Zixuan has a deep understanding of this, and he basically felt it when he carried her drunk home twice.

"Brother, you are a doctor, don't you know how to enlarge your breasts?" Ye Tianyu looked at him in surprise, and at the same time, there was hope in his eyes.

Mentioning this, Han Zixuan looked proud: "Of course I will. To be honest, my acupuncture skills are absolutely world-renowned. Wherever I want to get bigger, I can get bigger. What do you mean, let me give her breast enlargement."

Ye Tianyu nodded: "That's right, this way you can take the opportunity to touch her, which not only fulfills your despicable wish, but also makes Sister Lizi no longer feel inferior."

Is she really inferior? Han Zixuan didn't notice it, because when he came into contact with her, she always acted like a condescending young lady.Of course there is no comparison with Yang Xueyi, Yang Xueyi is the queen, and He Lizi is at most a daughter, there is still a difference between the two.

Ye Tianyu said again: "Brother Zixuan, don't worry. I will speak well in front of Sister Lizi, so that she will stop using those messy breast enhancement products and just go to you."

"Okay, this is what you said. If you can't do it, then you can pay off your sister's debt. Then I will make your breasts smaller." Han Zixuan said darkly, and Ye Tianyu was really frightened, pouted. She pursed her lips and said, "Brother Zixuan, don't you only grow bigger, don't you also become smaller?"

"What's the matter, do you want to try it?" Han Zixuan threatened.

Naturally, Ye Tianyu didn't dare to try, so he was obedient, and promised to be obedient when he said good things about him in front of Li Zi's sister in the future, not to be double-dealing, and to firmly support Han Zixuan's status.

Watching Ye Tianyu leave, Han Zixuan felt a little proud, Bi Yunxi came up and cursed at the beast without pain, even the children were not spared.

In the afternoon, the students rested in the dormitory, some played cards, some slept.They have a dormitory for eight people. Compared with the dormitory of the school, the gap is not small. The most unbearable toilet is far away, and it is very troublesome to go there.

Shangguan and the others asked to play cards, but Han Zixuan felt bored, so he refused.He was lying on the bed thinking about that instructor surnamed Xie, and that annoying Xie Wenhao, and he always felt that this matter was endless, and they would definitely make trouble for me.

At this time, the mobile phone text message rang, and I reacted instinctively.Han Zixuan thought it might be from He Lizi, picked it up and saw it was hers.

It's over, this bitch is bewitched, why don't you send me a caring text message if you have nothing to do.

The text message content is very simple, arrived at the barracks, how do you feel, are you tired?

Han Zixuan simply replied: "It's here, I'm not tired."

He Lizi only read four words in the text message, and felt a little uncomfortable. You will be exhausted if you write a few more words.She kept going back to see if Tian Yu was there. This girl is usually pampered, so she may not be able to endure hardship.

Han Zixuan replied bluntly, then you can ask her directly, I don't know.

He Lizi got annoyed, so she stopped editing the text message and called Han Zixuan directly.

Han Zixuan didn't expect this girl to be serious, so it would be too petty to refuse, and he didn't do anything wrong, so why refused.Yes, I'm not afraid of her.

After answering the phone, Han Zixuan said seriously: "Miss He, what's your business, I'm very busy now, if there is nothing important, please don't bother me."

"Han Zixuan, don't pretend to me. I know you're all fine this afternoon and you're all chatting in the dormitory. If you have something important to do, tell me."

Han Zixuan didn't expect that He Lizi had grasped the information a long time ago, and immediately realized that Ye Tianyu must have leaked the secret, and this child has always been unreliable.He smiled sarcastically: "Is it important? It's actually not that important. I just realized now that there are so many beauties in the university. I'm really dazzled by it. I'm going to go out to try my luck and see if any beauties take the initiative. Date me."

"Don't go." He Lizi yelled on the other end of the phone abruptly.

Han Zixuan was startled and almost threw the phone on the ground.

He Lizi warned: "Han Zixuan, don't forget your identity, when you came to our house the first day, we signed an agreement, you are mine."

"Miss He, don't talk nonsense, I'm not taken care of by you." Han Zixuan felt that there was something wrong with He Lizi's words, making him look like a midnight cowherd.

He Lizi spat: "Go away, who will take care of you, are you good enough? Are you handsomer than Aaron Kwok, are you taller than Gu Tianle, your..." He Lizi stopped talking, faltering : "Anyway, you are not worthy, you are our family's male servant, and all your actions must be subject to our permission."

Han Zixuan said in his heart that the girls are in estrus, no one can stop them, well, I will obey you.

"That's fine, I won't go." Han Zixuan said lazily.

He Lizi was very happy immediately, and her voice was full of joy: "Zixuan, you are so kind. You should do your military training well. After the military training is over, I will reward you, sister."

"How did you become my older sister? I seem to be older than you." Han Zixuan said aggrievedly.

"Anyway, I'm your senior sister, so I'm older than you. Be obedient and don't provoke Bi Yunxi. If you behave well, I'll ask Sister Yu to cook you a meal. The meal she cooks will be delicious." He Lizi It was another persuasive meal, which really made Han Zixuan's heart itch.

Shen Hanyu actually knows how to cook, and his skills are not bad.To be honest, there is nothing to expect from Shen Hanyu in this life, and it would be nice to eat the meals she cooked herself.

The military training officially started the next day, and the school arranged companies for the students according to the number of students in the academy. Han Zixuan and the others were aggrieved, and even made up the auspicious number 38, so the 38 company was born.

The instructor told about the specific items of the one-month military training, standing in a military posture during the day, walking at full speed, taking a break to stand at attention and turning left and right.Every morning and evening, I have to run five laps around the playground, and no one can be absent without reason.During the break time, we organized cultural programs and learned to sing army songs at the same time.There are a few hours of free time before running laps in the evening. During this time, students can simply visit the army. At the same time, there are gyms and fitness equipment in the army. Students who like to exercise can practice their bodies.

The students said that they understood, and the specific military training began.

The first is to stand in a military posture, requiring the head to be raised, the abdomen to be pulled up and the buttocks raised.Although this action is very simple, it is very difficult for children nowadays to bend over and hunch their backs.Even if the movement is slightly standard, it can't last for a few minutes.The instructor asked for at least 10 minutes, and the students complained endlessly. They really regretted why they were born in this era and suffered.

Han Zixuan didn't make any high-level remarks. Since all the students are training according to this model, I don't want to be serious, just follow the training.

The instructor really wanted to make things difficult for Han Zixuan. He saw that Han Zixuan stood there for 10 minutes with ease, and he felt a little annoyed and asked, "Han Zixuan, you were a soldier before."

"Are you kidding? Yesterday, instructor, you said that I'm not worthy of being a soldier." Han Zixuan deliberately taunted the instructor, and Shangguan and the others covered their mouths and secretly laughed.

The instructor's face was very embarrassed, and he said with a dark face: "It's good that you know, how can the troops accept someone like you who is thin and can be blown down by a gust of wind."

Your aunt, my figure is called perfect proportion, you know what a fart.It can be blown down by a gust of wind, even if the mother blows a tornado, I will still stand on your head, sir.

Han Zixuan had thought about it a long time ago, this pair of bastards surnamed Xie was just looking for teasing, he couldn't bear it any longer.

He sneered: "Instructor, come on, take a breath and see if I fall down."