My years as a fortune teller

My sound not only alarmed the mourners and the bald "Chuma Fairy", but also alarmed the master and teachers.When I saw that everyone was looking at me.Immediately squatted down covering his legs!

At this time, a funeral attendant came over and asked, "What's wrong with you? Is there something uncomfortable? Don't scream here, or you will frighten the undead."

I hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It seems that a bee or a bumblebee stung me. I'll just wipe some saliva on it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry." I dipped my finger in the saliva as a special gesture Touch towards the leg.

When the teacher saw that he was gone, he patted me on the shoulder, pulled me up and said softly, "Little fat man, what's wrong with you? Don't say that you were really stung by a wasp."

I smiled and looked at the old Zhao head who came over, and said in a low voice: "I was at the teacher's side just now, and I saw two children, one big and one small. They were all wearing red padded jackets, and their wrists were tied with red strings. Guess what?" who is it?"

The teacher patted my head and said: "Who else can there be, except the two children in the photo. It's a hot day, and that one can come out? Why are you screaming because of this?"

The master sighed and slowly stood up straight, looked at the grave and said in a low voice: "The grievances of these two children have already formed, so why do they want so much grievance? What do you two old guys think?"

Old Zhao sighed, and said in a low voice: "I read a book, but I forgot the name. I remember the book said that if you do this, you want to use resentment to attract even bigger ghosts."

"Are they going to invite ghosts to get on their bodies?" the teacher asked back: "This is rare in the horse fairy. Although ghosts are possessed on the body and then come out faster than animals. But unless you are a pure yin virgin, you can do it." Take control!"

The master shook his head and said, "It's too early to make these definitions now, let's wait and see. Everyone pay attention, see that the two resentful souls appear in those two directions. Let's talk about it after we're done!"

We all nodded, stood up straight and continued to watch them mate.At this time, the girl's coffin had been carried to the side of the grave.The master of the land acted as the master of ceremonies at the wedding, shouting over there.

Just now we saw two children in the funeral procession, now came to the coffin.With their backs to the coffin, each holding a photo in their arms.These two photos are exactly the same as those on the sign.

I don't know where I got it from, I didn't see it just now.Xipo was still standing beside the girl, but no one was standing beside the boy.Only himself, a lonely sticky there.

Following the "shouting" of the master of ceremonies, the two children completed all the etiquette step by step.Then Xi Po placed a burning brazier in front of the two of them.With Zhongren's assistance, the two children took off their outer clothes.Throw all the clothes on your body into the fire.

Seeing this, Master said to me in a low voice: "These customs are very different from those in other regions. The two children even wore an extra set of clothes, just to incarnate the wedding clothes they wear here."

While the master was talking, he heard a crackling sound.I followed the sound and saw someone from the back of the line.Carrying two hanging firecrackers.While laying it down, I copied it here.Then he stood in front of the two coffins and waited for the cannons to be fired.

At this time, the bald head "Chuan Xian" waved his hand, and several strong men went over to carry the coffin and put it into the pit.At this time, I actually saw that the rooster was still on the girl's coffin, motionless as if asleep.

I gently pulled the teacher's sleeve and said in a low voice, "What's the matter with that rooster? Why is it standing on the coffin as if it was asleep? Did you cast some curse?"

The teacher said in a low voice: "If you don't recite any spells, the rooster will be so obedient. I think this bald boy is a bit lost in his bets. If he can't, he put a fixing spell on the rooster."

"I'm dizzy and still use the fixing spell." I snickered and said in a low voice: "Is this simply overkill? If all the roosters use this kind of spell, I'm afraid their strength will be the weakest."

"Son, you are wrong!" The master took over the words and said, "They cast a holding spell on the rooster because the girl inside was too resentful. From this point of view, the girl died abnormally. Someone tampered with it here. !"

As soon as the master finished speaking, he heard a bang.The coffin lid was blown up by a blast of air, and I actually saw a few nails still on it.The coffin lid flipped twice in the air, and slammed down heavily on the earth master and Xi Po below.

At this moment, the teacher pulled Master and said, "Old Taoist Shui, look at me, these two little enemies have come out together. It seems that what you said is indeed true, this girl died abnormally." I, Master and Lao Zhao Let's look together following the teacher's voice.

Sure enough, there were still two children standing in that direction, one tall and one short. "That's right, these two children, I saw them just now." I said to Master, "The clothes are the same, the heights are the same. Even the red strings tied around the wrists are exactly the same."

The master looked at it and said: "You see, the girl's eyes have started to turn red, which is a sign of turning into a ghost. She can even come out under such a poisonous sun." Live the sunshine.

Because I was standing with Master, I could feel Master's hands moving.I immediately understood that this was Master pinching his fingers for divination!In divination, except the thumb and little finger.The rest of the fingers are divided by the knuckles, and the twelve earthly branches are arranged in the order of the nine palaces.

After the master finished the calculation, he said: "No, this is really a ghost." Just after finishing speaking, he wanted to rush out.This is my master's consistent style, no matter what kind of person he is.When it's time to make a move, definitely make a move.

But this time, the teacher didn't rush out, and was pulled tightly by the teacher.The teacher said in a low voice: "Old Taoist Shui, put away your compassionate heart. It's your own fault now! Besides, I don't believe that such an important matter has not been suppressed."

"Hey!" The master sighed and said, "I know there are people who are suppressing the formation, but I won't take action now. Cheng Ligui will cause endless disasters in the future! Forget it, let's take action! Look at the yellow sand, which blocked the sun. It can be seen how much resentment I have on my body." The master wanted to go out, but the teacher refused to let him go out.

I looked towards the tomb, although the earth master and Xi Po were not crushed to death by the coffin lid.But the two of them still did not avoid the nails on the coffin lid.The land master was pierced by a nail in his right arm, and Xi Po was pierced in his thigh.

At this moment, I saw a man in a long gown coming quickly on the hillside not far away.Sometimes jumping, sometimes running.As if there was something important.On the hillside separated by a ravine, I actually saw a middle-aged Taoist.

I hastily pulled the master and the teacher and said: "Look, the enemy of me and old Zhao is here. Last time I used the upside-down five-element phantom thunder to injure this old boy. I also burned a weasel following him to death! If there is no mistake, he is still the master of the three-eyed Toutuo."

I spoke quickly, but the master and the teacher also stopped and looked at the middle-aged Taoist who was rushing over.As if praising his martial arts, he swished a few times to the coffin lid.

Without saying a word, he took out a talisman and pasted it on the face of the girl lying in the coffin with a swish.Then he directed people to quickly close the coffin lid.At this time, I secretly noticed that the two resentful spirits standing there had disappeared.

The middle-aged Taoist didn't seem to know all of this, and while chanting mantras, he stuck a talisman on the coffin from time to time.The speed was absolutely extremely fast, and six or seven posts were posted without paying attention.

The teacher said in a low voice: "Old Taoist Shui, this guy's morality is not low, he should not be inferior to you and me. He was injured by your little fat man! This little fat man is lucky to walk so well!"

Just as I was about to refute a few words, I saw the middle-aged Taoist holding hands together.Everyone changed the lid of the coffin and began to fill it with soil.At this time, the suona sounded, and the firecrackers over there also started to go off.

The middle-aged Taoist watched me walking slowly, looked at the master and the teacher and said, "How dare you come, you little bastard? Where did you get two old immortals to come here this time?"

When the old Zhao heard this, he said, "Do we need to find someone else to deal with a beast like you? Just me and the tiger boy can kill you. We sent someone to set up a big snake and mouse array! You don't even want to see it!" Who are you dealing with? Are the descendants of Zhang Tianshi so easy for you to deal with?"

I've become so lawless by the old Zhaotou bragging that I'm actually a descendant of Zhang Tianshi.Isn't this scaring me to death?Fortunately, there are no people from Tianshi Mansion here, otherwise I will definitely lose a layer of skin.

But this sentence really scared the middle-aged Taoist, he took two steps back and frowned and said: "He is actually from the Tianshi Mansion, no wonder he can reverse the five-element phantom thunder? I said that the gray monk's formation was broken like this A lot of offense, the two behind me must be masters from the Tianshi Mansion! I don’t know how to call them!”

Now that the game is getting bigger, I really don't know the current masters in the Tianshi Mansion.I only heard the master say: "Poverty Dao and Junior Brother are just drawing talismans in the imperial book pavilion in the backyard, and I rarely come out. This time, it was because of my heart that I came out to look at the mountains and rivers."

"What?" The middle-aged Taoist stepped back a few steps in fright, and murmured, "It's actually the elders who practiced in Chishu Pavilion, my eyes are so small. I have to take a step ahead. If the two seniors have time, I will Come to the trail and sit down. I'll take my leave first!" As he spoke, he raised his hand and left without knowing it.

Anyone who has been to Tianshi Mansion in Jiangxi knows that the Imperial Book Pavilion in Tianshi Mansion is like the Cangjing Pavilion.Collectors of Taoism throughout the ages.Collections and Anthologies.Later, these collections and anthologies were put in places like libraries.This has become a secret room for the elders to practice drawing symbols and so on.Therefore, everyone in the Taoist sect outside the world knows that the people here are all today's hermit masters.Moreover, the celestial masters of all dynasties must be approved by this elder to succeed the position of celestial masters.

Seeing the middle-aged Taoist who was frightened away, the master said to the old head Zhao with reproach: "You old bastard, just report to your own family. You have to pull the tiger's skin to pull the banner to scare others. Our master's family It’s not that I’m not weak, I’m just pulling other people’s teachers.”

The old head Zhao smiled and said: "It's better not to reveal the details, anyway, the tiger boy is also surnamed Zhang. He is so obsessed with Taoism, maybe he is really a descendant of the Celestial Master?" The teacher nodded helplessly while listening.

I don't want to talk right now, this is a bit too big.If someone troubles me in the future, saying that I am deceiving people under the banner of Tianshi Mansion, I will trouble Old Zhao.

The teacher saw what was going on in my heart, and said with a smile: "Don't think about it, little fat man, Shui Laodao and I both have a few old brothers from the Tianshi Mansion. Fake?" The teacher's words almost made me vomit blood, what's the matter?

Thinking about this question here, it depends on who is coming in the funeral procession.After listening to it, Wang Haian said to us: "My family said that I would like to invite some of you to have some vegetarian food. What do you mean?"

"No..." I said without even thinking about it: "We have other things to do here, we will talk about them after we finish. We have a lot of things to do in this meeting, thank you for us."

Just as Wang Haian felt that he was about to turn around, he heard the master say, "No, we want to go there. Think about the two resentful souls you saw just now. If we don't go there now, what if something happens."

The teacher nodded and said, "Yes, we have to follow the past now, otherwise, if something happens there, it will affect the whole village."

As soon as I heard what the teacher and master said, I said to Wang Haian: "You go to Mr. Guo's house and tell him about our situation here. If he also goes to this house, we need them to come back quickly." Wang Haian responded. Guo Yulin ran to the house.

We also turned around and prepared to hate the team to leave, when there were two sharp screams.But the people in the team didn't seem to hear it. Only Master and I looked around.This woman has become a ghost in a blink of an eye, it seems that the following things are more ominous...