My years as a fortune teller

Although we frightened the middle-aged Taoist with our fabricated life experience.But we all know that this kind of little trick can't scare him, and he will be discovered sooner or later.So we have to find their ultimate purpose as soon as possible and find out their flaws.

But the master is wary of ghosts making troubles, so he insists on attending the Yin wedding banquet.I couldn't say anything, so I had to go with Master.Unexpectedly, when we turned around, there were two sharp screams.

But apart from us, the rest of the people didn't seem to hear it.Don't care about walking with his head down, what's going on at this time?We didn't look back and saw nothing, and we didn't know where the sound came from.

The teacher sighed and said, "Hey, the old Taoist Shui ghost has appeared. It seems that there will be a bloody disaster at the wedding banquet! It's God's will!"

Master nodded, and I could see that he was very frustrated.As if he had been hit by something, his expression was very depressed.

I don't know how to comfort Master, Master rarely has such an expression.I have followed Master for so many years, and the only thing I have seen is when my brother was imprisoned and this time.

I followed the team all the way to the man's house, and I found that it was not very far from Guo Yulin's house.The distance is just a gully, and you can get there.To put it bluntly, one side of the ditch is Guo Yulin's village, and the other side is the village where the boy's family is.

The cave dwelling of the boy's house is brick and tile, and the yard is larger than that of Guo Yulin's house.In and out of the yard, round tables have already been set up.I counted three round tables in the yard, five round tables outside the yard, and one in the cave in the main house.

When we came late, the courtyard was already full of people, and we were just about to sit at the round table outside.I saw Guo Yulin, his parents, and some other village names coming over.

I beckoned, and Guo Yulin saw that it was us.Immediately brought the family to our table.The round table was just full.

Guo Yulin introduced my master and teacher to my parents, and the two old people got up to salute.My master stretched out his hand to block the two old men, and asked them to sit down.

As soon as we sat down here, we saw the bald-headed "Chuma Fairy" come over and say, "Why are you sitting here? I have left the most honorable place in it. Masters, please come in!"

I glanced at him, and when I was about to refuse, Master smiled and said, "Where did that great virtue go just now? Do you want to sit with us?"

The bald-headed "Chuma Fairy" said with a chuckle: "Brother was bitten by a little mad dog a few days ago, and the injury is still not healed. Today, I can't have a good time with the masters. Masters, please come inside!" Made a gesture of inviting someone.

The teacher and master stood up and were about to walk in, when I heard the bald-headed "Chumaxian" say to me: "Why don't you dare? You can hurt my brother and break my formation. If you are afraid of this, it seems I overestimated your skills a little bit!"

I smiled slightly and said, "Overestimation and underestimation are your business. I'm not afraid of you. I just don't want to leave my friend!"

The bald "Chu Ma Xian" said with a smile: "Don't worry, today's protagonists are not these few, and our energy is not here. I think you should be able to understand! Please!" Upon hearing this, I turned to Lao Zhao Nodding his head, he followed Master and walked inside.

The bald head saw that I was gone, but the old Zhao did not.He didn't say anything, he just bowed his hands.Trot a few steps and lead the way in front of the teacher.

The people who were ready in the yard saw us coming in and walking towards the main house.It's all a whisper of mutual routines.Yes, I was in the team at the beginning, and the "bald head" led the way, and this time he will bring us again.Those who don't know think we are his elders, or have great mana.

We entered the main room, which is the room facing the courtyard door.It's not a round table here, but a square table.Sitting at the head of the table was a man in his fifties who looked to be the boy's father.

There is also a person sitting under his head, who should be the woman's father.When the man saw me coming in, he stood up slightly and nodded to me.It made me baffled for a while, could it be that he is very familiar with me.On the kang inside the house, there were several women sitting.One of them was the mother who rushed over to see the coffin just now.

We sat down under the arrangement of the bald "chumaxian". Master and I sat opposite the woman's father.The teacher sat next to the woman's father, while the bald "chumaxian" and the injured land master sat opposite the man's father.

After sitting down, the bald "Chuma Xian" said with a slight smile: "I wonder if there are any masters, what are the taboos?" Seeing his smiling face, I got goosebumps all over my body.

But Master's foot touched mine lightly.I immediately said knowingly: "These two elders only eat vegetarian food. I don't have any taboos. As long as it is edible for humans, I can eat a little."

"Haha" the bald "Chuma Fairy" laughed loudly and said, "You are scolding people! The one here is not a human being? How can it be possible to cook food that is not human?"

"Really?" I stood up slightly, sniffed twice with my nose and said, "But why, does it smell like a monster? Could it be that some monsters in human skin have mixed in!"

"You..." the master muttered, and stood up.Unexpectedly, the "bald head" came out of Maxian gently, grabbed him and said, "Don't get excited, he is just joking!" Then he gave me a look and chatted with the boy's father.

The master bowed his head and said to me: "Don't provoke them now, don't you see the murderous intent here? Pay more attention later, and act according to my wink." I nodded.Looking at the teacher, the teacher closed his eyes slightly and nodded.

Just as I was talking, the dishes started to be served, although it was only a yin marriage.But it is normal for weddings and funerals to have a big feast here.So we can't see here that the Yin wedding banquet is different from other banquets.

Master just ate a few light dishes, and the teacher was similar.I watched how Master ate, and I followed suit.The bald "Chuma Fairy" didn't care so much, and the two of them shook off their cheeks and ate with big mouthfuls.

At this moment, the man's father picked up the chicken head and gave way.Stuffed it into his own mouth, slowly tearing and eating.Seeing this, I shook my head.

Just as he was about to take a sip of water, he saw the woman's father suddenly stuck his hands on his neck.Looking at the half-drawn fishbone at the corner of his mouth, it turned out that the fish was caught by the fishbone.This person is also, how can he eat fish in such a big mouthful.

I was about to go over to touch the old man, but Master gently pulled me.I looked back, and the bald "Chuma Fairy" didn't seem to see anything, but kept eating.

No way!A big living person was stuck by a fishbone, and he didn't even ask to help.Even if you ask someone to come over, a glass of water is not bad!I was feeling weird, just to see that the man's father had his hands stuck around his neck, and his eyes were wide open.The half-pull chicken head is still hanging on the lips!

Seeing the pointing scene, he grinned back. It's so strange that eating chicken heads can also be the owner of the card!When I was about to ask Master, I found that Master was smiling with his eyes closed.Why is it so strange, when I looked back, the teacher had the same expression.

Is it strange that they didn't see it?I'm not hallucinating!I was just wondering when I heard a noise behind me.I looked back and where was the boy's mother, it seemed like she was having a seizure.

What's the matter?After eating, I was either caught by a fishbone or a chicken head.This is also a seizure!

I wanted to stand up, but Master, whose eyes were slightly closed, gave me another hand.Smiling and shaking his head, he continued to close his eyes slightly.I was completely confused, if Master had seen something like this in the past, he would have acted earlier.what is it today?

I was wondering when I saw the bald "Chuma Fairy" raise his head.He looked at me with a smile and said, "I didn't expect the concentration of the three mages to be so high, even if they saw something happened, they wouldn't do it!"

The master smiled and said, "Haha, it's not that we have high concentration. You set up such a big stage, wouldn't it be unreasonable for us not to let you perform?"

The bald "Chuma Xian" laughed dryly, and said: "Sure enough, he is an expert from the Tianshi Mansion, and I can't hide it from you at all! It's true that I arranged all of this, and I hope the three masters will not do anything. Broke my big business!"

Hehe said, sneered a few times, and sat back to the original place.Continuing to eat meat indifferently, those three people are still the same.No one cares?Even the people who ate outside didn't seem to hear what was going on inside.

At this moment, a strong wind blew by, and the people in the yard either lay down on the table or lay on the ground.He remained motionless, spitting foam from his mouth.

In this scene, I hurriedly stood up and looked out of the yard.It didn't occur to him that apart from Old Zhao, the rest of the people were the same as the people in the yard.

Old Zhao took a look at me and ran into the house.None of us spoke, just staring at the bald "chumaxian" who was eating in unison.

At this moment, another gust of wind blew by, and I saw two figures outside the door behind Old Zhao's head.I avoided Old Zhao's body, looked out and saw two children in red padded jackets.

oops!It's two little resentful souls, why did they run here suddenly?I was taken aback, and hurriedly pulled Master's hand, ready to tell Master.

I heard the teacher say: "You are going to let these two resentful souls absorb the yang energy of the people here, do you want to attract a more powerful ghost spirit. Then let the ghost spirit attach to the pure yin virgin you prepared !"

The bald "Chu Ma Xian" wiped his mouth and said: "I can't hide anything from you, that's what it means. But I didn't want to suck away everyone's yang energy, and I didn't want to suck it completely. I just borrowed it. It’s just a little yang energy in a person, and it won’t do much harm.”

Upon hearing this, Old Zhao Tou said: "It's easy to say, can you control it now? Such a method is against the sky, aren't you afraid of retribution?"

"Haha" the bald-headed "Chuan Xian" laughed and said: "Defying the sky, retribution. We have immortals in us. These immortals have been cultivated for at least 500 years, and as many as a thousand years. Do you think we will be afraid?"

"Really?" The master, who had been silent all this time, said at this time: "Then can you recruit the immortals on your body and show us? I don't believe that there are immortals who are not afraid of heaven's punishment." He stood up slowly .

I stood up quickly when I saw it, and then I heard the teacher say: "Little fat man, leave this place for me and Shui Laodao. You go and cook outside!"

As soon as I agreed, I was about to go out.I heard the master say: "Don't worry about it today, but if you encounter evildoers who stop you, you can hit hard." When I heard this, my eyes widened.This is the first time Master has said such words to me since I became a teacher.

In the past, Master always asked me to spend as much resentment as possible.Even Hu Zhiping, the "God Killer" Master, never gave such a heavy order.

I hurriedly said: "Look at me!" I pulled out the silver slave from my waist, and ran into the yard with Old Zhao.Two resentful souls stood at the door, staring at Lao Zhao and me without moving.

Just as I was about to step forward, Old Zhao gave me a hand and said, "These two just have grievances, and they are controlling them. Don't hit hard, let me do it!"

As he said that, Old Zhao took out a small silver gourd with several spells engraved on the gourd.Before I could see clearly, I saw Old Zhao bit his left middle finger and index finger, and drew a talisman on the bottom of the gourd.The mouth of the gourd was facing the two resentful souls, and he was about to chant the mantra.

At this moment, I suddenly felt something was wrong, why didn't these two resentful souls move?Just then, a shadow came behind us in a flash.

"Master Zhao is not good!" I yelled, but it was too late...