My years as a fortune teller

Looking at the little monk and nun running to the distance, I smiled evilly in my heart.The smelly monk and I played tricks and pretended to be deep, and didn't ask the young master what I was doing.If you play to death, you don't even know that you were played by me.Humph, just wait, the fun begins.

The little monk and the little nun stood apart and looked at each other secretly.Both of their faces were as red as overripe apples, and the little nun would touch her own face with the back of her hand from time to time.

I coughed twice and looked at them blankly.The little monk seemed to have thought of something, tidied up his monk clothes, came over and sat beside me.The little nun watched us for a long time, and came over with a red face and sat next to me.

I tried not to laugh, and suddenly stood up to boil water.The little monk didn't know what was wrong, but when he saw that I stood up, he was so frightened that he turned around and ran away.But I only took a step, and when I looked back, I didn't move, laughed twice and sat back at the original place.

The little nun was dumbfounded by our actions and didn't know what to do.I just smiled, turned around and went to the stove to boil water.They were sitting one on my left and one on my right.When I sat there, my huge body could still block the sight of the two of them.After I leave, the two of them can see each other as long as they raise their heads slightly.

To be honest, these two people also have ghosts in their hearts. If there is no problem in their hearts, they are both Buddhist disciples, and they would have raised their heads to discuss Buddhism.When my water boiled, I kept my head down and didn't dare to look at each other.

I put the tea into the pot, poured hot water into it and soaked it for a while, then walked over with three small bowls carrying the pot, and then put the pot and bowls on top of the bluestone.He poured three bowls of tea, handed each of them a bowl, and poured himself a bowl of tea to sit down and taste slowly.

I've finished my tea and they haven't had it yet.I looked left and right, and said with a smile: "Young master boil water and make tea for you, why don't you give me face, the two of you don't drink, isn't it a bit too shameless? But it's true, you guys The two of them really feel a bit like a husband and wife."

Both of them were stunned for a moment when they heard it, and they picked up the bowls and drank it in big gulps. The problem was that the water was still a little hot, and soon the little nun couldn't take it anymore and started sticking out her tongue.I covered my mouth and laughed.

The little monk glared at me and said to me: "Senior brother, you don't look like a practitioner at all. The masters are not here, so you should talk to us about the differences in Buddhism and Taoism. It's okay to make fun of me and my junior sister. Where are you?" And he looks like a cultivator."

The little nun also said: "That's right, Master Kong Wu is such a wise master. Why did you accept such an incomprehensible apprentice and solicit relationships with others when you have nothing to do? My senior brother and I are both disciples of Buddhism, how can we talk about marriage?" ? You're really out of tune!"

Haha, I really picked it up.I'm just waiting for them to take over, otherwise I won't be able to sing the next play.Well now, both of them are starting to fight back, so what am I waiting for?

I smiled and said to them: "What my younger brother and younger sister said is right, I'm just such an incomprehensible person. But, then again, there are many monks who return to secular life and get married, and there are also many nuns. .You two are young and young, and it is unrealistic to be with the ancient Buddha with blue lanterns. By the way, brothers and sisters, if you leave the barren mountains, will you have a meeting in the temple?"

Today's monks are very rich, and some monks will have any high-end mobile phones outside.There is no need to say more about the computer.Many eminent monks have opened blogs and microblogs, and there are quite a few people who talk about Buddhism in it.So these things are normal.

The little nun and the little monk listened to me asking if I was going, and they both thought about it and nodded at me.So I clapped my hands and said: "Isn't that right? I think you have seen some things about presiding over the marriage of the abbot. He is much higher than you in terms of practice, but he can walk out of the Buddhist door and come to the abbot. Go play in the world of mortals for a while, why can't you? If you say that I am a man with a mess of mandarin ducks, in fact, in my opinion, you are really daring but not daring!"

When the two listened to my words, they secretly looked at each other.When I saw Youmen, I immediately said: "Junior Brother, look at Junior Sister, although she doesn't have black hair, she still has a pretty face. Coupled with that graceful figure, there are few men in this world who won't be tempted."

Then I said to the little nun: "Little sister, look at my little brother again, not to mention the age that is just right for you, and he has delicate features. Compared with my five-year-old and three-year-old, it is impossible to say. So you talk about appearance My little junior brother is worthy of you, and you are one in a thousand in terms of character. So, this senior brother, I will be a matchmaker for both of you, and I will do a good job today."

"Ah?!" The two opened their mouths in surprise when they heard the back.In fact, not only the little monks and nuns, but also some people turned pale with anger.Of course, some people are angry, while others are happy.It's just that I don't know all of this.

I rubbed my nose and said to the two of them: "Oh, what? Daozu is sitting inside. You two go over and kowtow, brother, I will marry you here. Then you will congratulate each other in the room where I sleep in the back hut." The bridal chamber. When the masters come back and find out, they will definitely praise you!" When I said this, I couldn't help but want to laugh.

The little junior sister blinked her eyes and said to me: "Senior brother, why did our master praise us? If we really did that, my uncle will definitely scold me to death. Tell my master and drive me away." Out of school!"

I patted her on the head sideways, and then said: "You stupid girl! Think about it, if you do what I say, you will follow my junior brother home directly. Why are you afraid of being expelled from the teacher?" You guys, peanuts are in your head. Besides, when you have children in two years, not only learn Buddhism yourself, but also train your children to learn Buddhism. What a merit this is. Your master and uncle are too happy. How come to clean you up?"

Hearing this, the little monk touched his bald head and said, "Senior brother seems to be right, but I always feel that there is something wrong? Oh, why can't I figure it out? Senior brother, is it really right for us to do this?"

Hey, young people are young people.At such a young age, it is really unrealistic to escape into Buddhism.After all, he was still young, so it was too difficult to really see through everything.Seeing the little monk holding the branch yesterday, I knew that he had got into the horns.If I can wake up at this time, maybe I can really become a great talent in the future.

Thinking of this, I looked at the little monk and the little nun and smiled, and said to them: "You guys have 5 minutes to choose. If you figure it out, go to the Taoist ancestor and kowtow. If you can't figure it out, just sit here and drink tea." Yeah, when I fart."

As I said that, I poured myself a bowl of tea, closed my eyes and tasted it slowly.To be honest, my heart is pounding, these two guys don't really run to kowtow.If that's the case, even if I don't get cleaned up by Uncle Shenwu and Master Yuanyin, my master will peel me off.

In fact, my premonition was not wrong, someone would indeed want to beat me up.It's just that I don't know and haven't seen it.When I was thinking wildly, I felt movement around me.When I opened my eyes, I was dizzy! The little nun stood up first and walked into the room.

The little monk didn't notice that I opened my eyes and watched the little nun stand up and walk away, and he also stood up as if in a daze.Oh my god, this girl is really not an ordinary person when she becomes emotional.The little monk hadn't expressed his opinion yet, but she had agreed.

It's over, now I really got into trouble.These two guys are really unrepentant, what should I do if I go in to pay homage?It's not that he couldn't eat and walked around, but that he was about to be skinned.

Thinking of this, I raised my voice, snorted heavily, and said, "Hmph, if you can't pass such a small test, how can you practice in the mountains in the future? If you also go out to experience the world of mortals, won't you discredit Buddhism?" After saying this, I looked at them seriously...