My years as a fortune teller

I admit that I just wanted to toss these two guys a bit, and I didn't think they would actually go to court to get married.I also admit that this is to clean up the little monk.Whoever calls it early in the morning will be angry with me.I'm even more admitting that now I'm worried and scared.

I looked back at them with blank faces, walked over and pulled them back to their original places.Then he looked at the little monk and said, "Little brother, what's wrong with you? Are you really tempted?"

The little monk didn't answer, so I said to the little nun again: "What's the matter, little junior sister, is your heart fluttering? Hey, it's no wonder you are young after all. Such scenes are rarely experienced, so the demons will come out!"

I really didn't know how to say it, so I forced myself to talk about my demons.In fact, I also know that this is nonsense, but now I don't know how to say it.Originally, I was going to sing about the little monk going down the mountain to seek alms, but the old monk explained that the woman at the bottom of the mountain is a tiger!In the end, I was completely disrupted by the little nun, so that I don't know what to say or not to say.

I suddenly had an idea, looked at the little monk and said: "Little brother, I saw you holding a branch yesterday, thinking hard there. You must be learning from the allusion of the Buddha who smiled while holding a flower. You want to use the branch to enlighten Tao!"

The little monk nodded in confusion, so I went on to say: "But do you know that you have entered the magic way?" The little monk shook his head.I looked at the little nun again and said, "Junior Sister, then I was touched by my Junior Brother, and you screamed in panic?" She nodded.

I sighed and said, "Hey, little brother, have you heard the story about Zen Master Ma Zu Daoyi's enlightenment?" The little monk shook his head.I went on to him and said: "A few years ago, before I became a teacher, I also read a few Buddhist scriptures. Among them, the story of Zen master Mazu Daoyi's enlightenment is most in my mind. Zen master Mazu Daoyi, the heir of Zen master Huairang of Nanyue, The common surname is Ma, a native of Shifang County, Sichuan Province. Before he learned Taoism from Zen Master Huairang, Zen Master Daoyi had learned Zen meditation from Zen Master Wuxiang of Jingzhong Temple in Chengdu. Later, he heard that Zen Master Huairang, the descendant of the sixth patriarch, taught the Dharma at Guanyintai in Nanyue , so I went to study there.”

Having said this, I took a sip of tea, and then said: "Zhan Master Huairang knew that he was a magic weapon, so he went to the place where he was meditating and enlightened him. Chan Master Huairang asked: What is the image of the great virtue sitting in meditation?" Chan Master Daoyi said: Zen Master Huairang then took a brick and ground it vigorously on a stone in front of the nunnery. Chan Master Daoyi asked, "What is the purpose of grinding?" Huairang said, "Grinding it into a mirror." How can grinding bricks become a mirror evil? Huai Rang said, "Since grinding bricks cannot make a mirror, how can sitting meditation become a Buddha?"

Speaking of this, I looked at the little monk and said, "Little brother, can I understand what I said? Since Zen Master Mazu Daoyi, you can't become a Buddha by sitting in meditation. Can you become a Buddha by looking at the branches every day? I think not only can't To become a Buddha, it is estimated that the inner demons have already entered your heart. Practicing Zen and discussing Buddhism is not as simple as talking about it, but a complete emptiness in the heart. In the end, Chan Master Huairang left a verse to Chan Master Daoyi, which contains all kinds of thoughts, Yu Ze is all cute. The samadhi flower has no form, what is bad and what can be done again! Junior brother, think about it carefully, I hope you can realize the true meaning."

After finishing speaking, he smugly smug, looked at the little nun again and said: "Little sister! After the meeting, the little brother touched your face with his hand to see how scared you were. You blushed and your neck was thick, just like seeing a cockroach It’s the same. It’s all sung in the lyrics, you’re not afraid of seeing cockroaches. You’re lucky, but you’re scared like this when you see a cockroach. Do you know why? Because there’s a gap in your heart, and this gap separates you from the cockroach. Others will be separated forever. Su Dongpo, a literati in the Song Dynasty, wrote a poem: "Ji Shou is in the middle of the sky, and the light shines brightly; the eight winds can't move, and he sits on a purple golden lotus." After writing it, he thought it was very good, and he put it in an envelope and gave it to The famous monk Foyin at that time. After reading it, Monk Foyin wrote two words fart on it and sent it back to Su Dongpo. Su Dongpo was furious when he saw it, and went to find Foyin angrily. But he didn’t expect Foyin had notified that there would be no visitors, but Su Dongpo rushed in regardless of 21. Just as he was about to knock on the door of Foyin, he saw the words on the door saying that the eight winds can't be blown, and a fart across the river. Foyin's reasoning is very Simple, you can not be moved by the various realms of praise, ridicule, slander, and praise, why are you so excited by the mere word "fart" that you come across the river to comment with me?"

At this point, the little nun looked at the little nun with a smile and said: "The meaning of this story is that learning Buddhism is not just about yelling every day. After reciting two lines of Amitabha, you feel that you are a Buddhist. Just like you, recite Amitabha said a few words that Amitabha feels that being touched by a man will ruin your practice. If you really have no other in your heart, even if you are touched, you will feel that it is just a dead branch touching you. When you have this mentality Are you still panicking?"

Finally the nonsense was over, and the little monk and nun were at a loss.When I was shaking my head smugly, I saw a pair of eyes staring at me from beyond the fence.When it was over, the master came, followed by several respected masters and Mrs. Yuanyin.

I stood up and turned around, and when I was about to slip away, I heard the master say, "Where are we going?" After I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, I slowly turned around and looked at the master, and heard him continue: "We have only been walking for a long time, and we are about to go. You made me jump like a chicken and a dog. Go and kneel in front of Daozu, and you can't stand up without my consent."

I bowed my head in response, and went into the hut in despair and knelt in front of the Taoist statue.What I said, wouldn't be heard by Master and the others, right?If that's the case, I'm completely dead!But then again, it was indeed too much trouble to teach the little monk a lesson today.

As I was thinking this way, I heard someone say to me: "Little fat man, you are having a good time today. Let me look at that old bald man, and dare to say how good my apprentice is in the future! Just because of you, little fat man, say a few words It’s so exciting that I’m going to return to vulgarity. After seeing him, I dare to say that my disciple’s Buddha’s heart is nothing.”

I don't need to ask, I know that this is the teacher talking.I looked back at him and said, "Are you gloating, old man? I didn't say anything, I didn't do anything. I just said some jokes, that's all."

The teacher gave me a blank look, and said to me: "You haven't said anything yet? You're about to break the sky. Do you know how ugly the old nun's face is? Do you know how many times the old bald man wanted to rush down? You The boy is a troublemaker! The apprentices of these two old guys, you dare to bully like this. I think you boy, you have eaten your heart and guts. But let me tell you, you did a good job. I don’t believe the three of us Apprentice, not as good as them."

I scratched my head, looked at the teacher and said, "The little nun is the nephew of the teacher of the vowel, not an apprentice. But teacher, if you can say that, I feel very relieved. If someone asks me later, who will give me the answer?" When I was courageous. I must say, it was the teacher who told me to do this."

"You..." The teacher came over and grabbed my ear, and said to me: "You boy, how can you bite Lu Dongbin so you don't know a good heart? How can you put such a big shit bowl on my head? "

Grinning my teeth, I broke away from the teacher's hand.Then he looked at him pitifully and said, "Teacher, you are my best teacher. Think about such a big matter, can I bear it on my young shoulders? Don't you need a veteran like you to help me?" Shall I carry it together? Who doesn’t know my teacher, who never fears anything when going to heaven or earth. You said that when the disciple is in such a crisis, who else can he turn to if he doesn’t look for you?”

"Yeah!" The teacher nodded in satisfaction, and then said to me: "This tall hat is well worn, and I am still very satisfied. But you should take care of the trouble you caused yourself!" After speaking, he had a smirk away.

I sighed, thinking that I would drag the teacher into the water no matter what.At this moment, the little nun came over and said: "Brother, the uncles are telling you to come over!" I shivered when I heard Ji Lingling, and it was going to be bad luck.Is this simply a public trial...