corpse village

Seeing that my mother finally stopped me, the Mao Taoist stared at me arrogantly like a rooster fighting for victory.I disdain Taoist Mao's demeanor.

But if a villain like Taoist Mao doesn't mess with him, it doesn't mean he won't mess with you.Although Taoist Mao has not started to do it yet, I have already vaguely felt that when he is doing it later, he will definitely think of Fang to make things difficult for me, in order to avenge the embarrassment I made him just now.

No matter what, I know that the relationship between me and Taoist Mao has been concluded.Tragically, my mom didn't seem to notice this.Maybe my mother thought that Taoist Mao would not be so stingy, and would not fight against a child.So, without hesitation, my mother asked Taoist Mao to start the practice.

Taoist Mao first took out a piece of yellow talisman paper, and then took out the cinnabar in the bag, and used cinnabar to draw a peach talisman on the talisman paper.After the painting was finished, the Mao Taoist asked my mother to go and catch a rooster in our chicken coop.

After my mother caught the poor rooster, Taoist Mao pinched its comb with his thumbnail.As soon as the cockscomb was pinched, the rooster screamed "clack-clack", and at the same time, chicken blood came out of the wound.

Taoist Mao was obviously used to the rooster's screams, so he didn't pay attention.A heartless Taoist priest like him, of course, would not have any experience of the pain of that rooster.

After the rooster's blood came out of the rooster's comb, the Mao Taoist immediately held the rooster upside down, and used its cockscomb to paint on the back of the talisman that no one could tell whether it was a word or a painting.

After smearing the chicken blood on the back of the talisman, the Mao Taoist threw the poor cock aside, and then stuck the talisman stained with chicken blood on my forehead abruptly.

I have been with my master Zhushan for several months at least. During this period, my master has done a lot of rituals, big and small. However, there has never been a time when my master pasted amulets on people's foreheads.Therefore, after the talisman was pasted on my forehead, I immediately had an ominous premonition that the **** Taoist must have started to take revenge on me.

My little brat has always been very civilized, and I will never scold people easily. The reason why I want to scold that Taoist priest at this time is because he is so annoying.He just came here, he didn't do any shit, just in front of my apprentice, he beat my master Zhushan old way for a while.

As my master's apprentice, seeing my master being slandered with unreasonable and malicious words, of course I have to say a few words for my master.Therefore, I responded to Taoist Na Mao in a civilized way.However, I didn't expect that **** Taoist priest to hold grudges against me, a brat, for this, and even took the opportunity of doing things to embarrass me.

People who have never had a talisman on their foreheads don't know that the talisman is not only unsightly, but also itchy and uncomfortable.What makes me even more depressed is that I don’t know which talisman was found for the Taoist priest’s talisman (Maosi is our dialect, which means toilet), although it doesn’t seem to be stained. Shit, but it actually stinks worse than having shit on it.

Everyone can imagine what it would be like to stick a piece of paper stained with feces on the forehead.

Regarding Taoist Mao's behavior, I am really dumb and can't express my suffering.How to do this, what are the steps.My mother and I are not Taoist priests, so we can't tell the reason, so we don't dare to say that the Taoist priest is trying to trick me on purpose.

Moreover, my mother only knew that Taoist Mao had pasted a talisman on my forehead, but she didn't know that the talisman paper was smelly.So, after Taoist Mao put the talisman on me, my mother didn't object to anything.

In order to let my mother know that the talisman is smelly, and in order to let my mother know that Taoist Mao is probably messing with me, I have to do something.Thinking of this, I pinched my nose with my right hand.

As soon as I pinched my nose, my mother noticed the abnormality.

"What's the matter, Xiaofei?" My mother asked me with concern.

"Smelly, this talisman smells so bad." I said.

"All the talismans smell like this, bear with it," my mother said.

To be honest, I am a little disappointed by my mother's answer.I didn't expect that my dear mother didn't see the evil intentions of that mob Taoist priest.

However, I can understand this.Even the smell of the talisman written by my master Zhushan Laodao is not good.Therefore, my mother may mistakenly think that the smell I mentioned refers to the normal smell.After all, my mother has never smelled the talisman on my forehead. She doesn't know how bad the talisman smells, and that's normal.

What's more, this Taoist priest is here to give me a method to get rid of the dirty things.Obviously, putting a talisman on my forehead was part of his practice. If my mother objected to this, it would be distrusting him, Taoist Mao.Since you don't trust him, why do you make a special trip to invite him here?

In fact, to be honest, I don't know whether it is necessary or should be pasted on my forehead by Taoist Mao.The reason why I am so disgusted is because since I met Taoist Mao, I have never had a good impression of him.What's more, the broken talisman he stuck on my forehead really made me very uncomfortable.

Regarding the talisman on my forehead, my mother didn't say anything, and I couldn't say anything.

However, after my mother told me to endure that sentence, I clearly saw the smug smile flashing across Taoist Mao's face.At that time, even though I was a kid, I could still feel that Taoist Mao's smile was definitely malicious.

Now that I have guessed the intention of Taoist Mao, I might as well guess what he was thinking at that time.He must be thinking: "How about it, little brat, if you dare to fight with me, you know how powerful you are now? See if I don't use talisman paper to stink you to death, and I can't even fart!"

Here I want to explain that these ideas of Taoist Mao are all my speculations.Whether it is true or not is now impossible to verify.However, just from my speculation, it is not difficult for everyone to see that at least I at that time hated that Taoist priest very much.Otherwise, my little brat wouldn't think of him so badly.

Let's not talk about other gossips, let's go back to the scene where Taoist Mao did it.After a flash of a smug smile, the Mao Taoist took out a mahogany sword. It seemed that all Taoist priests were worthy of having a mahogany sword, as if he was ashamed to call himself a Taoist priest without a mahogany sword.

After taking out the mahogany sword, Taoist Mao first took a big gulp of white wine.Of course, Taoist Mao didn't drink the baijiu, but wrapped it in his mouth.

Seeing this scene, I thought that Taoist Mao would perform a fire-breathing trick for me. You know, I like watching jugglers perform fire-breathing the most.

It's a pity that when I was full of anticipation to see that Taoist Mao spit fire, he actually spit out the white wine in his mouth.The way he spouts alcohol doesn't look any better than drunk people throwing up.However, I still have to admit that most of the wine that Taoist Mao sprayed was sprayed on the mahogany sword.There are also spills on the ground, but not many.

After spraying the wine, the Mao Taoist danced with the mahogany sword.For a while it was chopping, for a while it was stabbing, and for a while it was chopping again.However, judging from the appearance of Taoist Mao Wu's mahogany sword, he is really different from my master Zhushan by more than one grade.

When my master Zhushan Laodao was dancing the Great God, even if the movements were like an old lady twisting Yangko, it was at least at the level of an old lady in the Yangko team.The way Taoist Mao twisted the yangko was uglier than a lame man with only one leg twisting the yangko.

No matter what, although it was ugly, Taoist Mao still followed the routine and finished twisting a set of Yangko, at least he didn't miss any movements.

After watching Taoist Mao's twisted Yangko, my admiration for my master Zhushan Laodao subconsciously increased.It can be said that with the trick of twisting Yangko, my master Zhushan old Taoist can blow up many Taoist priests.This should be the reason why there is a comparison to distinguish the good from the bad!