corpse village

In fact, twisting yangko in my eyes is an extremely serious matter for my master Zhushan Laodao.However, I have always been a very happy person. Things that were serious with my master Zhushan Laodao will immediately become a little serious when they come to me.

Therefore, I often mention the term "Twisting Yangko" in front of my master Zhushan Laodao, who has long been used to it.Therefore, I hereby say that his practice is twisting yangko, and the old man will not blame me, nor will he think that I do not respect the teacher.

Taoist Mao asked my mother to find a sweet potato after she finished dancing the yangko, and asked her to bring the incense.It was at this time that I suddenly realized that the Taoist priest didn't even offer incense before performing the Yangko dance.

You know, no matter what my master Zhushan Laodao does, the first thing he does is to offer incense.It can be seen from this that Taoist Mao's level is really not very good, maybe he is still a novice.

However, whether it is necessary to burn incense before doing something every time.This, my master Zhushan Laodao has not told me yet.So I think Taoist Mao is not professional, and he just judged it based on limited experience, so we can't jump to any conclusions about it.

After burning the incense, the Taoist priest asked my mother to fetch a bowl.

Just because of the fact that he didn't offer incense before, I'm still not sure if Taoist Mao is unprofessional.Now, in addition to the fact that he asked my mother to get the bowl when he was doing something, I can already say with certainty that he is really unprofessional.

You know, whether it is my master Zhushan old way doing things, or that wise monk doing things.They will all prepare all the things that should be prepared before performing the ceremony, and none of them will go to get something on the way to perform the ceremony.

All kinds of signs have shown that this Taoist priest must be a Taoist priest who cheats on food and drink, has no real skills, and even plays a play full of loopholes.

However, my mother has a good heart. Although Taoist Mao's performance was very unprofessional, my mother didn't say anything.However, when my mother went to get the bowl, her face was obviously a little ugly.

I know, my mother already understands it very well.Inviting the Taoist priest Mao to come was a mistake and would have no effect.However, since this Taoist priest has been invited, even if it's useless, let him finish the ritual, so that everyone can save face.

My mother later told me that the main reason why she didn't dare the Taoist priest to leave was that the Taoist priest's asking price was very low.Even if he did all the tricks, my family wouldn't lose a lot of money.What's more, although we are not from the same village, we are at least from the same township.Folks in the village invite people in and drive them away, so it doesn't sound good to spread the word.Therefore, my mother is entitled to save money and avoid disaster.

My mother is a kind person, but Taoist Mao is not a kind person.After my mother fetched the bowl, Taoist Mao immediately poured some wine into the bowl.After pouring the wine, he picked up a few pieces of paper money with a mahogany sword, and then danced a few times pretending.

My master Zhushan old Taoist told me that generally a Taoist priest with a little bit of Taoism will never fall off the paper money from the peach wood sword after the paper money is burned to ashes with the peach wood sword.

Unfortunately, though.After the Mao Taoist picked up the paper money, he didn't dance a few times, and the paper money on the mahogany sword floated to the ground.

After the paper money fell to the ground, Taoist Mao did not pick up the paper money that fell on the ground again in order not to be exposed, but picked up a few pieces of paper money from the pile of paper money with a mahogany sword again.

Perhaps Taoist Mao was trying to cover up his mistake just now. This time he picked up the paper money, danced twice, and deliberately dropped the paper money on the mahogany sword.

It's just that sometimes things are just so weird.This time, Taoist Mao wanted to remove the paper money from the peach-wood sword, but the paper money couldn't fall off, sticking to the peach-wood sword all the time.

At that time, the expression on Taoist Mao's face was very rich and beautiful. I knew that he must be eager to tear off the paper money hanging from the mahogany sword with his hands.However, there was no glue on the paper money after all, so after Taoist Mao's flurry of dances, the paper money still couldn't hold up after all, and could only surrender obediently and fell to the ground in a flash.

After watching this farce by Taoist Mao, not only did I find it funny, even my mother almost laughed out loud.

I thought that Taoist Mao, after making so many mistakes, would just accept the meeting, take the money and leave, and would not continue this farce.However, what I didn't expect was that Taoist Mao was really a person with extremely low emotional intelligence and extremely stubborn.It's all up to this point, he has no intention of stopping yet, he still wants to continue his clumsy performance.

After dropping the paper money three times, Taoist Mao finally ignited the paper money on the mahogany sword.Just after the paper money was lit, he hurriedly put the paper money into the wine bowl.

I saw my master Zhushan Laodao use this move.At that time, the paper money on my master Zhushan Laodao's mahogany sword was really put into the wine bowl after it was all burned to ashes.What's more, even if the paper money ordered by my master is all burned to ashes, the shape of the paper money is still the same as before it was burned.

Taoist Mao, not only did he throw the paper money into the wine bowl before it was burnt out, but when he threw it, the part of the paper money that had been burned to ashes was shaken off by him and fell to the ground.

However, at this time, I no longer pay attention to the professional level of Taoist Mao.Because in my opinion, he has no professional level at all.He also said that he is a direct disciple of the Maoshan School. In my opinion, he probably doesn't even have a master.At his level, it is estimated that he watched other Taoist priests dance a few times, and then learned a little bit of fur.

Now, the only thing I hope is that this farce can end soon.

I don't want to see the ugly appearance of Taoist Mao again, so I keep my eyes on the bowl of wine.Because it was inside the wine, the liquor itself was flammable, so after Mao Daoshi's paper money fell into the wine bowl, not only did the fire on the paper money not go out, but it also ignited with the liquor in the bowl.

Seeing that the baijiu was ignited, Taoist Mao immediately began to recite sutras again.Although the scriptures that Taoist Mao recited were the same as my master Zhushan old Taoist, it was incomprehensible.However, it sounded to me as if he was repeating that sentence over and over again.

Taoist Mao's scriptures were recited for about half an hour.Half an hour later, Taoist Mao had finished reciting the scriptures, and the liquor and paper money in the bowl had also been burned, leaving only a little water and the ashes of the paper money.

At this time, Taoist Mao tried to hold the bowl with his hand.Probably because the bowl was too hot, Taoist Mao just touched the bowl lightly with his hand, and then retracted immediately.

After retracting, Taoist Mao probably felt that there was nothing else to do. In order not to stand out, he picked up his mahogany sword again and began to dance wildly.

After dancing for about ten minutes, I don't know if it was because the Mao Taoist was tired from dancing, or because the bowl was cold.In short, Taoist Mao finally put down the mahogany sword.

After putting down the mahogany sword, Taoist Mao finally reached the final step in his ritual.He picked up the bowl, and drank the remaining water and the ashes of the paper money in the bowl in one gulp.

The water in that bowl, in my opinion, is very dirty. If I want to drink it, I will definitely not be able to drink it.Although Taoist Mao just put the water in his mouth, I still feel sick.

puff……

Just when I thought that Taoist Mao would spray the sewage from his mouth on his mahogany sword, the **** actually pointed his mouth at me and sprayed all the sewage in his mouth on my face.

This time, not only I was stunned, but even my mother was stunned.

"After three days, you can wash your face, otherwise this ceremony will be in vain." Taoist Mao said to my mother.

That **** Taoist priest not only sprayed my face with sewage, but also said such shameless words to my mother, it really made me mad.

"Well, okay." What else can my mother say now, she can only quickly take the money and send that **** Taoist priest away.

But the sad thing is that my mother actually believed the words of the Taoist priest, and she didn't let me wash my face for three days.