Merry small electric farmer

He was happy when Mrs. Meng walked into the room and saw the mess, she was startled: "Xiao Hai, what are you doing so stupid, you want to rebel?" "Godfather, why are you here, please sit down." Xiao Hai hurriedly jumped off the kang, swept the edge of the kang with a broom, and made room for Mrs. Meng to sit. "Your kennel is too dirty. If you don't clean it up, some girl will fuck you. Clean it up, there is no place to stay." "There is nothing wrong." Mrs. Meng scratched her head: "Even your godmother went to the melon shop and stayed with me all night." Xiao Hai smiled: "My godmother thought about it, and you made my godmother angry again Prosperous, right?" "You kid, you're just a ghost." "Okay, I'll go to the county seat today to help you find some secret recipes, and I will absolutely guarantee that my godfather will not lose his glory in the past." "Okay, you have to let the godfather Daddy Xiong Jiu, I’ll buy you a motorcycle, and it’ll be awesome, it’s very useful for picking up girls.” “Just take a look, for me to pick up girls, I’ll make you Xiong Jiu too.” The two of them closed the door , Came to the Meng family at the west end of the village.For breakfast, Gao Donglan made rice porridge, pancakes, and shallot dipping sauce, all of which are Xiao Hai's favorites. Maybe he had too many nocturnal emissions yesterday, so he ate them in big mouthfuls, wanting to make up for the abandoned children and grandchildren.When I looked up and saw the godmother was helpless and sighing, I guess besides not being satisfied last night, there was also the matter of the house.Xiao Hai hurriedly said: "Godfather and godmother, don't worry about renovating the house. It will be done within a month. I have a plan in mind. Let's eat." Gao Donglan looked at Xiao Hai and was a little surprised. He had never said that he was so grand If you don't, your mental state will improve overnight, and your whole body will be full of self-confidence, as if you have taken a Hercules pill. "Flipping a house is not something anyone can do. Godmother knows that you are filial, and you are not capable enough. Let your godfather beg Zhao Qiang again, and then send some more money to you. Don't worry about it." Xiao Hai put a piece of cake in Gao Donglan's bowl, he straightened his chest and said with a smile: "If it can be done or not, let's see, without him, Zhao Qiang, our house will still be overturned." Seeing Xiao Hai's determined look , The two old people felt that their nephew seemed to be a different person, you looked at me, I looked at you, and ate thoughtfully.The clear Poussin River is rushing, a group of white geese are playing under the Xiaojia Bridge, and two little flower dogs are chasing and playing, and crawling between the stacks of firewood.Five or six children splashed the water with tiles, and their cheerful laughter wafted through the poplar forest.Wearing a neat shirt, a pair of leather sandals, and a pair of polarized glasses, Xiao Hai rode a bicycle across the Xiaojia Bridge at the head of the village and headed straight for the county seat, blowing a hooligan whistle.As soon as we arrived at the bridge, we saw Liu Tiesheng coming from the opposite side on a motorcycle.If you want to fight Zhao Qiang, you need few helpers, and Liu Tiesheng is the best helper.Thinking of this, Xiao Hai jumped off his bicycle and blocked Liu Tiesheng's way with a smile on his face.Liu Tiesheng also saw Xiao Hai, and was about to teach him a lesson, but he didn't expect him to block his way first, he jumped off the motorcycle, pointed at Xiao Hai's nose, curled his lips and cursed: "You're so fucking crazy, It was so cool last night, but now you are blocking my way again, are you urging me?" Xiao Hai said with a chuckle, "I want you to be my little brother." "Let me be your little brother? Hahaha, I laughed so hard, you are so numb, yesterday Widow Zhang gave you too much soup, how about it, Widow Zhang tastes good." "It's very good, it tastes great, you don't touch her in the future, Otherwise, the consequences will be very serious!" "You are so stupid, you dare to threaten me, if you don't hit you crawling home, my surname Liu is written backwards!" Liu Tiesheng pulled out the wooden stick from the back seat of the motorcycle and rushed towards Xiao Hai , Hit with a stick.Xiao Hai dodged the wooden stick, jumped up and kicked Liu Tiesheng's stomach, stepped on his stomach, but he was bounced out, fell more than three meters and fell to the ground.Liu Tiesheng dashed forward, grabbed Xiao Hai, and threw his stick at his head. "You're crazy, go to hell!" Xiao Hai blocked the swinging wooden stick with his left arm, and struck Liu Tiesheng's chest with his right hand.With a loud bang, Liu Tiesheng flew more than six meters away, and fell to the ground motionless. "The effect is even better than expected." Xiao Hai chuckled, rubbed his aching left arm, and went to Liu Tiesheng to check the situation, worried that the boy would die from electric shock, and something serious would happen.White smoke was rising from Mr. Liu's whole body, his clothes and shoes were reduced to ashes, his red face and bald head turned black, as if covered with ashes from a pot.Seemingly all right, Xiao Hai twisted Liu Tiesheng's ear and twisted him up from the ground.Liu Tiesheng, who was in a coma, woke up from the pain. When he saw Xiao Hai staring at him, his eyes were like a fox seeing a hen.Xiao Hai twisted his ears and brought him back, he gritted his teeth and said, "You are so stupid, do you still want to fight me?" , don’t set me on fire again.” Liu Tiesheng’s legs softened and he knelt in front of Xiao Hai.Although the electric shock did not cause any burns to the skin, the horror of his clothes burning all over his body left him with lingering fear.Treat people with obedience, not cure people with death.Liu Tiesheng was completely convinced, and Xiao Hai achieved his goal. "I can forgive you, but there are two conditions." "Which two conditions?" Liu Tiesheng shrank his neck. "One, don't harm women in the village, especially Widow Zhang's family, stay away from them." "I promise, I promise." Liu Tiesheng nodded hastily. "Second, from now on, you will be my little brother. I will take care of you if you have anything to do. If you have anything to do with me, you have to help me. One thing you can rest assured that you will not let you do anything illegal or criminal. I did it." "This... this..." Liu Tiesheng scratched his bald head and began to groan. "You're crazy, if you don't agree, believe it or not, I'll burn you again!" Xiao Hai raised his right hand and cursed.Liu Tiesheng shrank his neck in shock, and immediately bowed his head and said, "Okay, big brother, I'm your little brother, and I'll hang out with you from now on." "It's not too bad, let's go, follow me to the county seat." Xiao Hai stood up , I flicked the dust off my white shirt, and I was very happy to tidy up Liu Tiesheng today. "Brother, I can't go, I'm still naked." Liu Tiesheng said with a mournful face.Xiao Hai lowered his head and saw that Liu Tiesheng was covered in black ash, his clothes were gone, there was no thread on his body, and his hair was burnt off, revealing his dick and stick.Xiao Hai glanced at him, and scolded: "You bastard, no wonder you always make trouble, your size is not much smaller than mine. Bring your house keys, and I'll fetch your clothes."