Merry small electric farmer

Liu Tiesheng hurriedly covered his crotch, and ran to the front of the motorcycle to get the keys. "Aww, Liu Tiesheng is naked!" "Aww, a big man is not shy!" "Aww, Liu Tiesheng has no hair, he is a bare bastard!" The children who were playing immediately laughed when they saw Liu Tiesheng standing on the avenue with his bare butt. Laughing, he surrounded him, clapped his hands and yelled loudly, pointing at his bare buttocks and laughing loudly.Liu Tiesheng looked around, saw a bus coming from a distance, jumped into the river in a hurry, squatted in the water and cursed loudly: "You little bastards, get out of here, or I will take your ass off and feed it to the dogs!" Xiao Hai With a pursed smile, he got on his bicycle and fetched clothes for Liu Tiesheng.After changing clothes, the two came to the county seat by motorcycle.The area of ​​Sangzhou City is not large, with a permanent population of about 20. Because the Sangpu River passes through the city, the county seat is named Sangzhou City.In front of the [-]-story office building of the county government is the main street of the county - Financial Street. The wide road is full of people and cars, and there are many people entering and leaving the county government building. Two security guards are standing at the door. Observe the flow of people coming and going.When the motorcycle came to the door, Xiao Hai pointed at the door and ordered: "Go in!" Liu Tiesheng turned the handlebar and was about to drive in, but two security guards jumped out like ghosts, blocking the path of the motorcycle: "Stop, what are you doing?" Xiao Hai jumped off the motorcycle, and said with a chuckle, "Comrade, I'm looking for someone." The security guard looked up and down the two men, one was as thin as a monkey, the other was bald with tattoos, and he was riding an old motorcycle. Why don't you look like a good person. "Register, name, alias, previous name, gender, place of origin of work unit, who you are looking for, what you are doing, when you go in and when you can come out, write everything clearly!" A security guard threw a notebook and beat it rudely. on the desktop.At this time, three well-dressed girls in short skirts walked into the gate talking and laughing. The security guard took a deep look at the six white legs and swallowed with a thud.Xiao Hai also glanced at the white legs, and sighed in his heart that the skin quality of the people in the city is good, snow white, turning his head, frowned, pointed at the three women and said, "Why don't they register?" "They, they If you look like a good person, you don’t need to register, and you two don’t look like good people, you must register, stop talking nonsense, write quickly!” The security guard gave Xiao Hai a look.Xiao Hai's anger came out in no time. It's really a dog's eyes to see people as inferior. I'm a farmer, and I don't look like a human if I wear plain clothes. "I'll listen to you if you say something again. Who do you think doesn't look like a good person!?" Li's baton waved twice.The passers-by and the working staff saw that there was going to be a conflict, and they all stopped to wait and see. After a while, a circle of people surrounded the gate of the county government.Seeing people surrounding him, Xiao Hai became even more excited. He immediately stretched his head forward and said loudly, "I'll call you, I'll call you. If you don't hit me, I'm your grandfather's son!" Xiao Hai made up his mind, and the county party committee The county government is a place where image is concerned, and the security guard's outrageous remarks have already made a mistake, and now he dare not even touch a finger of him!Sure enough, the security guard was frightened stupid. He thought that the two were petitioners or ordinary people looking for trouble, and they could shock each other with a fright. "This person...that...brother, let's talk about something. I'm not saying you're not a good person, I'm saying you're not a human being." He also said that people are not human, and my mouth is just looking for smoke.Xiao Hai grabbed the security guard by the collar and said loudly: "Say it again, whoever you say is not human, if you have the guts, say it again!" The security guard sat on the ground with his legs weak, and hurriedly waved his hands: "Brother, didn't I say You are not human, no, no, I mean you are not human, what can you be if you are not human, you should be... a god, I see that you have a full heaven, a round earth, beautiful features, and a standard fairy appearance." Amused, Xiao Hai was also amused, the security guard was very clever, and resolved the conflict with a few words.At this time, the car horn sounded, and a red flag car drove into the door. Seeing a crowd blocking the way, two women jumped out of the car. "What's going on, what are you all doing here?" the young woman asked after breaking up the crowd.The security guard hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Hello, Section Chief Miao. It's okay. It's a small misunderstanding. Let's break up and don't affect the traffic. County Magistrate Dong is here." Xiao Hai and Liu Tiesheng were left.The security guard hurried forward, trying to pull Xiao Hai and Liu Tiesheng to the guard room, so as not to block the county magistrate's way, but the noodle man was disobedient, and went directly to Section Chief Miao, which made him pull Xiao Hai's lapel in fright, and lowered his head. Said: "Brother, please forgive me, I can't kowtow to you." Xiao Hai ignored him, stretched out his hand to the young woman and said with a smile: "Student Miao Ling, hello, I am... "The young woman is Xiao Hai's junior high school classmate Miao Ling, who is the chief of the county government's culture and health department.Miao Ling held Xiao Hai's hand and looked it up for a while, then suddenly smiled and said, "Hey, isn't this Xiao Hai's classmate? I haven't seen you for a few years and I dare not recognize you. Why are you so thin? You pay too much attention to health preservation." After finishing speaking, She turned her head and smiled at the middle-aged woman: "Mayor Dong, this is my classmate Xiao Hai. Just a little thinner, Miao Ling, the classmate came to stay longer, have time to have lunch together at noon, I can’t neglect the classmate because of work, I will go up first.” County Magistrate Dong bid farewell to several people, stepped on a small height and followed into the building. "Student Miao Ling is so bullish. She is in the same car as the county magistrate. When I see you, I have to look up." Seeing the slender figure disappearing in the corridor, Xiao Hai swallowed.The county magistrate Dong is about the same age as Zhang Juan. Not only is he beautiful, but he also has an extraordinary temperament, which is a stunner that attracts men.What made him even more excited was that there was still her lingering fragrance on his hands. He had made a decision that he would never wash his hands again. "Go, go, stop talking to me, what happened just now?" Miao Ling looked at the security guard.Ever since seeing Xiao Hai shaking hands with Miao Ling, the security guard has become an idiot: My mother, my grandma, the little farmer in rags, knows Section Chief Miao, and the two are still classmates, so bad luck happened today.Although the civil and health department doesn't care about the logistics and security, Section Chief Miao's energy is not ordinary. He talks directly with the county magistrate Dong. It is a matter of one word to make him pack up and leave. No one in the security company dares to resist.Seeing Miao Ling's question, the security guard's legs softened and he almost sat on the ground: "Section Chief Miao, I was wrong, big brother, I was really wrong." Xiao Hai saw that the security guard was about to burst into tears. He patted him on the shoulder: "Okay brother, let's forget about the matter, and be careful when you speak in the future, don't divide people into different classes and treat them differently."