Director's growth history

Flattery is a scent that smokes people, which makes people immersed and intoxicated; flattery is a charming mistress, which makes people unable to help but be coaxed into ignorance; flattery is mellow Moutai wine, which is fragrant in the mouth and refreshing in the ears , the imperial enjoyment.

Confucius Tian drank cup after cup of soy sauce and lemon maotai in the sound of flattery among the hardcore and old subordinates pretending to be hardcore, real disciples and students who were nominal disciples.Moutai is really delicious, with flattery as condiment and smiling face as lubricant, how can Confucius Tian not be so dizzy that when Fang Yuan helped Confucius Tian get on the car, it was like holding a big log Pile, dead and dead.

Fang Yuan was not drunk.Fang Yuan's drinking capacity has also been tempered. In addition, although these people who participated in the banquet also complimented Fang Yuan, they were all elders or big brothers after all, and they were polite, but they did not regard Fang Yuan as the protagonist.Of course, Fang Yuan is not without gains. Through these people’s recognition of Kong Zitian, Fang Yuan must also be accepted to a certain extent. , that will definitely become the Prince of Ma - look at it differently.

When he arrived at Dongzhou University's faculty and staff quarters, Fang Yuan helped Confucius out of the car, and he was drunk.Tan Songhui said: "Director Fang, I will take Principal Kong home with you."This is how Confucius Field is now.Kong Zitian's current body is similar to that of the little Kong Zitian who was over half a century old. It looks like it is bumpy, but in fact it is already limp.The key point here is Dongzhou University. Confucius Tian's drunkenness has seriously affected many aspects.

Also, with the help of Tan Songhui, Kong Zitian barely straightened up.Stumbling and staggering, he finally reached the third floor.Fang Yuan was about to knock on the door, when Kong Zitian said, "Xiao Tan, go back." Tan Songhui said, "Okay, Principal Kong." Tan Songhui lives in the same building, not just another unit .

Fangyuan took out the key and wanted to open the door.Confucius Tian said: "Xiao Fang, don't worry, let me get drunk more violently."

Fang Yuan suddenly felt that Kong Zitian's body sank, well, it became a lump of lead again.Fangyuan said: "Dad, you are..." Confucius smiled bitterly: "If you don't get yourself drunk, you're afraid your ears will get callused. I'm not drunk enough, so I have to pretend to be enough, so there is a buffer. Otherwise, I I've had enough of accusations and nagging."

That's right!Dare to feel that Confucius wanted to get drunk, but pretended to be drunk like a corpse before he was drunk, because he was afraid of his mother-in-law's "nagging"!But if you can escape today, can you escape tomorrow?The father-in-law, who had always been extremely intelligent, was helpless on this issue.This fully illustrates a sentence: Zhuge Liang sometimes fails to recruit.

It should be said that Confucius Tian definitely had the foresight.When Fangyuan knocked on the door, it was Kong Shufang, the mother-in-law who opened the door.The first time she saw Confucius Tian, ​​she blurted out: "You still know how to go home? You don't have to come back!"

Kong Shufang looked intently at Kong Zitian, whose eyes were open, his face was flushed, and his eyes were distracted. His anger turned into heartache in an instant: "How can you drink like this? It's a trivial matter to be ashamed, but what can happen to your body if you drink it?"

Saying that, together with Fang Yuan, they escorted Kong Zitian back to the house.Fang Yuan was surprised to find that the mother-in-law showed the good virtues of a traditional wife at this time. After laying Confucius Tian gently on the bed, she took off his shoes for Confucius Tian, ​​moved his two feet to the bed, and put him on the bed. Confucius field was covered with a thin blanket.At this time, Confucius Tian was really like a zombie, lying rigidly, motionless.

Kong Shufang said: "Xiao Fang, take care of your father, I'll make a bowl of hangover soup."

After finishing speaking, Kong Shufang hurried out of the house in a hurry, as if someone robbed Kong Shufang of 1 yuan in front of her, and the robber was not far in front of Kong Shufang, so she almost shouted: "Catch the robber!"

Kong Shufang's back disappeared before his eyes, Fang Yuan suddenly felt someone grabbed his hand, and he thought of a zombie just now, this grab scared Fang Yuan; when he looked down and saw Kong Zitian opened his scarlet eyes, he was startled again Fangyuan hopped—twice in a blink of an eye.Kong Zitian grinned at Fangyuan, because of too much alcohol and nerve paralysis, he probably couldn't control his facial muscles well, his smile showed a funny look, like something in the legend had come back to life.

Fangyuan jumped up, patted his chest, and panted for a long time.It's a pity that Fangyuan's own chest is as flat as an airport, and there is no soft and tall flesh pad to cushion it. As a result, Fangyuan's heart was frightened several times. It hurt so much that Fangyuan grinned a little.One crooked melon cracked dates, the other bared her teeth and grinned. They acted in sketches, just like the two sons of the Grand Master in the movie "Uncle Tang Spots the Autumn Fragrance".

Confucius Tian blinked at Fang Yuan with a smug expression on his face.Fangyuan lamented: Father-in-law, it is useless to give me your autumn spinach!It is more appropriate to give to the mother-in-law.Fangyuan fled in despair.

Just as Fang Yuan was about to go out, the door was pushed open with a bang, pushing Fang Yuan behind the door.If the person who pushes the door is three to five minutes stronger, Fang Yuan can guarantee that it is not just a matter of temporarily squashing his nose above the plane, but that he may become an A4 paper.

The one who pushed the door was not his mother-in-law Kong Shufang, nor his wife Kong Shuanghua, but Fang Yuan's precious son Fang Rui.Oh, there is no discussion about killing your father!