enchanting blacksmith

"Oh, who pinched me?"

There was a sharp pinching pain from Feng Tie's back, and he suddenly woke up from his deep sleep. He looked back angrily, only to find that there was an extremely ugly girl sitting behind him, and she was winking and pouting her mouth to signal her to move towards her. Look ahead.

"Who are you? You damn dinosaur, you hurt me!" Feng Tie glared at the girl behind him.

"Feng Tie! How many times have I told you that you didn't listen carefully in class and fell asleep!" A middle-aged and elderly woman's majestic voice came, her tone full of anger, "You answer this Question, see me, or don’t see me, I’m right there, happy or sad, whose poem is this?”

Feng Tie got up subconsciously, only to realize that he was in a middle school classroom. The room was full of neat desks and stools and students sitting upright. The female teacher on the podium was pointing at a line of verse on the blackboard with a pointer. Waiting to answer the question myself.

"Cheap, or not cheap, just sticking around there?" Feng Tie murmured suspiciously, "This person is really cheap, he doesn't like it when he is scolded, and he still doesn't like it. Don't feel sad, no matter how bad you are, you have to get angry or something, it's really hard to understand this kind of compassion..."

"Feng Tie, why are you in a daze, answer the question quickly!" The female teacher was obviously impatient.

"Oh, okay, okay, see you, see you... I know!" Feng Tie tried hard to search for the pitifully barren scientific and cultural knowledge in his mind, and suddenly a little inspiration appeared, and Feng Tiefu shouted in his heart: "This It’s Cangyang Jingkong’s poems, Mr. Cang, I’m very familiar with them, whenever I have something to do, I’ll download two of her old man’s classics and keep them for collection..."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!" The students made a laughter.

"You...you..." The upper half of the female teacher's body exposed outside the podium was violently shaken by Feng Tie's anger, and the pointer in her hand was unconsciously waving wildly, angrily said: "Get out of the way and stand at the door , call your parents tomorrow!"

"I don't dare anymore!" Feng Tie screamed in despair as if seeing the end of the world coming.

"Don't dare anymore. This kid always says these words of begging for mercy. My ears are almost callused. It takes a lot of people to say this sentence as a mantra. It's really superb, tsk tsk!" Eleda sat in front of a table, cutting Doris's nails with a machete by the dim candlelight, turned her head and said in disdain.

Avril saw that Feng Tie's forehead was covered with cold sweat, so she had to take out the towel in the basin and wring it half dry, and gently wiped Feng Tie.

Feng Tie woke up suddenly, sat up suddenly, held Avril's wrist tightly with both hands, and his face was terrified: "Damn, what about that classmate Luo Yufeng in the back seat of mine, and that climacteric teacher, what the hell, scared me to death Already!"

Avril blushed and withdrew her hand, slammed the towel back into the basin, and said angrily to Feng Tie: "I'm going to kill you, do you understand the truth that men and women can't kiss each other, why do you always touch your hands?"

"Huh, it's okay, it's just a dream." Feng Tie let out a foul breath, and then said with a playful smile: "It's no big deal to touch it, your people are mine now, I don't think I can do whatever I want..."

"Bah!" Avril ignored Feng Tie's self-indulgent sentimentality, "Why am I yours, haven't I agreed to associate with you yet, don't be too stinky."

"What?" Feng Tie screamed exaggeratedly, "You haven't agreed to be my girlfriend yet, haven't I expressed my love to you, I remember you have already agreed, besides, what's wrong with my majestic baron? Fuck you, you talk about it!"

Avril put her hand on her chin and looked forward to it: "The person I want to marry should be rich first, well, you don't meet this point, because you don't have any money now."

"What? I have no money?" Feng Tie was already furious, "I lied to those stupid tree elders, oh no, I won so many magical beast crystal cores, just take out one It can be sold for thousands of gold coins, so you fed it to the dogs, and now you are blaming me instead?"

Ricky was playing around the candlestick on the table, when he saw Feng Tie's fierce eyes piercing him, he purred a few times curiously.Seeing this, Tao Ruisi quickly sowed discord, regardless of whether Ricky could understand or not, she grabbed Ricky's head and said, "Brother Feng Tie called you a puppy, he insulted your Longge deeply, now You are too young to beat him, remember to take revenge on him when you grow up!"

The little beast nodded half-understood, then pouted its big butt and buttocks and danced around the candlestick.

Feng Tie: "..."

"Also!" Avril continued to count with her fingers, "It's fine if the boy I like doesn't have money. After all, what I like is talent, and it doesn't matter how good he is. As long as he's handsome, don't talk to someone. Human-like, with a really nice face, but the expression is too cheap, disgusting..."

Feng Tie: "..."

"Also!" Avril pouted and raised her third finger.

"What, so many requests?" Feng Tie just tried hard to put away the ever-changing obscene expression on his face, and couldn't help exclaiming when he heard Avril's endless requests.

"Yes, there is more." Avril said, "There is another very important point, that is, my boyfriend must be a gentleman, have an open mind, and be brave to take responsibility after finishing things, instead of being full of bad things Looking for reasons to shirk responsibility everywhere, I despise those aristocratic dandies who speak frivolously and behave frivolously to girls, do you think my demands are too much?"

"Not too much, not too much!" Alida nodded in agreement, then narrowed her eyes and showed a mean smile, "Hey, I said Your Highness, isn't the person you are talking about old Ai me? Ai doesn't have anything else, Wan Guan's wealth is nothing more than a drop in the bucket to me. It's money, and I'm handsome and have outstanding character. That's a man who is talented and educated and rich. In addition, my biggest advantage is that I never treat women To tease me, I..."

"You did it directly, didn't you?" Avril looked at Alida with a half-smile.

Ailida suddenly remembered the scene where she touched her two beauties on the berth during the auction. Although Avril was still imprisoned at that time, she had turned into a water element clone and was watching the auction site. I'm afraid that my conduct had already been clearly seen by others at that time. Thinking of this, Ailida felt guilty for a while, and dared not speak any more embarrassingly.

"Sin!" Feng Tie slapped his thighs red, and said sincerely, "Your requirements are too high, where is there such a perfect man in the whole world? Aren't you going to be unable to marry for the rest of your life? , It's a pity that such a beautiful little princess is doomed to live a life of desolation in the Qingdeng Ancient Buddha, what a waste of life! Violence of the world!"

"That's not necessarily true." Doris suddenly said, "Sister Avril, I know there is such a man, why don't you just marry him!"

"Oh? Is there such a man? You won't be talking about your elf boyfriend again?" Avril teased Doris, "Sister can't come to you to win love, and you are not the same age, you are still yourself Keep it, my sister appreciates your kindness."

"It's not him!" Doris pouted her lips and exclaimed angrily, "That guy is so boring and so mean, I kissed his cheek and it felt so tender, I just wanted to kiss him a few more times , he ran away yelling and crying, it's really useless!" Doris changed her tone and said excitedly: "I'm talking about Monkey King, sister, you can marry Monkey King!"

"Who? Monkey King?" Avril was surprised, "Isn't that the story your brother Feng Tie told you? Since you want your sister to marry a monkey?"

"What's wrong with the monkey, he meets all your requirements!" Doris said proudly, "That monkey lives in Huaguo Mountain and has countless fruits to eat, so he is rich, right? His martial arts So strong, even a hundred thousand gods in the sky can't beat him, he is considered talented, if he is not good-looking, how can he be called the Monkey King? This shows that even if he is a monkey, he has always been very Handsome monkey!"

"This, who taught her this! My God!" Elida closed her eyes and prayed.

"And the most important point!" Looking at the stunned three people, Doris further flaunted: "Sun Wukong is a rare gentleman, he is a very simple person, when he was guarding the peach garden, those fairies They came to pick peaches in the garden, and they were immobilized by Sun Wukong's immobilization, but they didn't go to blame those fairies, but went directly to pick peaches and eat them. Doesn't this explain the problem? If it's Brother Feng Tie and Uncle Fat, can they do it?"

"Oh sweetie!" Feng Tie covered his face in pain ### said, "I swear I will never tell you those bedtime stories again, your imagination has simply surpassed the realm of ordinary people, and you are completely superb , if this continues, I'm worried that you will quickly grow into a female devil who harms the common people in the near future. Be good, you are still young, don't get involved in the affairs of adults, just die aside and eat something, after talking for a long time , I think you should be starving."

"Oh, alright." Doris was kind, she really felt a little hungry even after touching her stomach, and she was not picky about food. She picked up a piece of black bread on the plate on the table and ate it with relish, chewing on it. The food said vaguely: "I don't know what happened recently. When I was eating breakfast, I was thinking about lunch. When I was eating lunch, I was thinking about dinner. Thinking about what to eat tomorrow, and then full of expectations for tomorrow, as if there is something wrong?"

Feng Tie: "..."

Eleda: "..."

Avril Lavigne: "..."

Ricky: "...Aww!"

"Okay, let's not talk about this uncomfortable topic." Feng Tie stared at Avril Lavigne with one eye between his fingers, "Before you are about to marry Monkey King, I want to ask you a very practical question. The question, that is, where are we now?"