enchanting blacksmith

"If you marry, don't marry someone else, you must marry me, bring your dowry, bring your sisters, everything is cheaper for me!"

Feng Tie hummed a ditty and waited for Avril's answer, his heart fluttered like a bucket of water, fearing that he would be transported to an inexplicable place to suffer again.

Avril Lavigne smiled mysteriously, and without answering, she pouted at Alida: "Old Ai, you are familiar with this place, so you can tell him."

Ailida became excited, walked to the iron window with bright eyes, rubbed his big hands and said with a smile: "This time we have come to the end of our hardships, and finally we don't have to go around in those dark mountains and old forests anymore, and we don't have to deal with those monsters and ghosts." , we are back!"

"Come back? Where did you go back?" Feng Tie was puzzled.

"We are back to the human kingdom, hahahahaha, we are finally home!" Elida's eyes lit up as if seeing an action blockbuster co-starred by Mr. Iijima, Mr. Aoi, Mr. Ozawa, and completely forgot about his own body. As the descendant of the king of the land of the orc race, he is an out-and-out "demon and ghost" in the eyes of human beings, but he can't blame Alida, because Alida has been living in human society since ###, and everything he comes into contact with is Human civilization, so subconsciously, he has completely regarded himself as a human being. Even though he is burdened with unspeakable burdens, it is only natural that Elida's thoughts and actions are still based on the human way of thinking.

"Ahahaha, this is really great news. The big girls and the little widows are paying attention, and the men who have wives are all hugging tightly. I, Hu Hansan, have come back again! Wahahahaha... Uh, I'm sorry , I'm getting carried away..."

Seeing Avril's murderous gaze, Feng Tie quickly closed his mouth in embarrassment, and asked Aleda very righteously: "When we came out, my eyes seemed to be dark, and I didn't know anything. Send the big bed back, did we do it?"

"At least you still have some sense of loyalty and remember this matter." Avril glanced at Feng Tie, "Of course I sent it back, you have the nerve to say that we were just sitting on that big bed and were sucked into the black hole created by the thunderstorm, you I yelled that I was afraid of heights, and then passed out. When we came out, the passage was still there, but we fell on a big river and floated to the shore. Even after Doris' transformation, we worked together to throw the big bed back into the black hole, and finally we didn't lose the trust of the Elf King!"

"But..." Avril's tone changed, her expression was so ferocious that she wished she could rush up and eat a piece of Alida's flesh alive, "But there is a traitor among us, that damn fat man, you can ask him what he did What!"

"I, I didn't do anything." Aleda was so thick-skinned that he couldn't stand Avril's complaints, "I just broke off the four big pearls under the bed."

"What? You scum with eyes open to money, villain! You have let down the friendship bestowed on us by Dentures, and I want to break with you!" Feng Tie rolled his eyes, "But if you promise to give me half of the pearls, I will Maybe I will consider forgiving you again."

"It's gone, it's gone!" Alida said sadly, "At that time, Doris told me about my behavior, and Avril criticized me harshly at that time, saying that I was a jerk, so I had to take advantage of the black hole I threw those pearls in before they disappeared completely, hoping that the Elven King can fix the big bed, I think those pearls are just some decorations, and should not affect the use..."

"My pearls, those are all shiny gold coins, woo woo woo woo..." Feng Tie was very reluctant when he heard the words, wishing he could find the black hole and jump in, pull out the big bed again, smash it up and sell it , but soon, Feng Tie wiped away his tears, and under Avril's glaring gaze, he changed his face and accused Aleda of being ungrateful.

"Okay, stop pretending." Avril looked helplessly at the two men's wild acting skills, and couldn't understand how these two thick-skinned guys could cry, laugh, and cry. They are simply born with acting skills. Comparing the Golden Horse Award for Best Actor like a group of kids playing tricks is as ridiculous as them.

"Now that you're awake, let's discuss what to do next." Avril finally brought the topic back on track.

"Okay, but you have to tell me where we are now!" Feng Tie just remembered, Aleida just said that he returned to the human kingdom, but there are many human kingdoms, where is it now? , if you accidentally pass through to Delmar City, it will be miserable, and the four of them don't have to struggle to escape, just send Doris back to Guy IX, and then the three of them find a place with beautiful mountains and rivers to hang themselves from the beam is the best s Choice.

"We are now in a small sweet forest on the edge of the Kingdom of Hart." A hint of bitterness floated on Elida's face, "This used to be a bustling small town, not far from my site, and we are now in a family here. Overnight in a hotel, do you understand?"

"Spending the night?" Feng Tie looked at the bean-like light on the wooden table, and suddenly realized, but he clearly grasped a word in Aleda's words, and asked in doubt: "Once? What do you mean by this once?"

"It's very simple!" Elida smiled wryly, "After walking for nearly forty miles from the bank of that big river, I recognized this place. It's called Nuoka City. The only way to the Kingdom of Wolf. I have passed by here countless times when I was doing business. I stayed here and replenished supplies. Although it is small, it has all the internal organs. Bustling crowds and rich supplies can be seen everywhere. There are even the most prosperous restaurants and hotels in the Kingdom of Hart and a red building here, but..."

Elida didn't continue, but Avril took the words of Alida, and said slowly: "But after we entered this town, we found that the city gate was wide open, the city was pitch black, and there was no one there. Ghost. We knocked on the doors of no less than dozens of shops facing the street, but there was no sign of anyone. In the end, there was nothing we could do. We had to smash the door of this hotel and force our way in. Just like you What I see now is the same, there is no one here, and the residents here seem to be..."

"It seems to have evaporated overnight?" Feng Tie asked tentatively.

Elida nodded heavily.

"Could it be that something went wrong when we crossed the barrier, and we returned to the dead forest that feeds on human fear, and now we are experiencing the dream in Lao Ai's consciousness?" Feng Tie analyzed.

"Impossible!" Elida resolutely said, "I have been to this place countless times, and I know everything in the city. It is impossible for the illusion to be so real, and..."

Elida stripped Ricky's claws from the candlestick, Ricky who lost the toy let out a dissatisfied whine, Alida gave Ricky a threatening look, picked up the candlestick and walked to the iron window, grabbing Feng Tie put his finger on the flame of the candle and grilled it. Feng Tie was stunned for a while, completely unresponsive to what Aleida was doing, until a burst of burning pain came from his finger, Feng Tie let out a miserable cry, He flicked his fingers again and again and said angrily, "Old Ai, are you crazy? Why did you burn me?"

"It hurts, right!" Ailida winked at Feng Tie and said with a smirk, "It's good to know that it hurts, and it's good to feel it. Although we encountered crises in that dead forest, they were all innocuous. It’s just an illusion, it can only make us feel fear and make us lose our minds, but it can’t cause actual harm to us, but look now, you can clearly feel the temperature of the flame, which means it is real .”

"Then why don't you use your own hands to do the experiment?" Feng Tie rolled his eyes up, and gave Aleda a hard look.

"Because you don't believe it, burn anyone who doesn't believe it!" Elida continued, "Now open the window and look outside."

Feng Tie pushed open a wooden window next to him according to his words, and he saw stars dotted outside. The dim starlight illuminated the connected houses and tall bell towers in the town, and there was no one on the wide road. It was pitch black, and the whole town seemed to be dead, without any life.

"You have also seen the situation outside." Eleda asked, "In the dead forest, the phantoms we see before our eyes are all in our own memory, others don't know, but you see Now, the four of us see the same scene, which shows that we have really come here, and there is no need to doubt it."

"Oh, that's good, I believe what you said." Feng Tie withdrew his gaze and looked at Elida, "Then is there anything else we need to discuss? I don't think there is anything to discuss, because it is very simple. We have now come to the Kingdom of Hart, this is your lair, no matter what happens in this Noka city, it has nothing to do with us, the next thing we have to do is to go to your lair and have a good time there Have fun, then you, Ai, will continue to be your overlord, and Avril and I will continue to go to the Devil's Temple in the north. As for the Husky guy, you can keep it if you like, but let's talk first, Ricky I have to give it to you as a spare item, the two of us really can't afford to support..."

"Snapped!"

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Feng Tie: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..."

Avril Lavigne: "Speak clearly, who is a couple with you, I want to drive you crazy, shameless guy, bah!"

Elida: "What, do you want me to be the lord of my Happy City, and leave all your friends behind? Is my old Ai such a heartless person? I'll beat you to death!"

Doris: "Why did you leave me alone again, you heartless... huh? Fat uncle, what did you say? That's not how the word heartbreaker is used. Well, I'll change it, and you will suffer a thousand dollars." of……"