enchanting blacksmith
Chapter 190 Nothing
Avril viciously ground the dead man's skull in her hand on a brick. The expression of gnashing her teeth seemed not to be grinding the skull of a strange undead, but Feng Tie's head. Feng Tie, who was peeking at the side, turned pale with fright , secretly swore in his heart that he would never offend this terrible woman again.
Due to limited conditions, Avril could not find a crystal bottle containing the magic potion, and could only use a rough wooden bowl instead. After Avril finally put the rotten sawdust into the wooden bowl, the magic potion that was successfully prepared suddenly rose up. The pungent green smoke and the stench filled the room lingering.
Elida stepped forward and took a look, only to see that the magic potion in the wooden bowl was glowing green, as sticky as the disgusting mucus on a slug. Elida pinched her nose and asked, "Beautiful female magician, are you Are you sure it won't cause any harm if you put it on my face? Although I don't look very good, I don't want to completely disfigure my face!"
"What nonsense!" Avril screamed, taking advantage of Alida's inattention, picked up a ball of viscous liquid with a wooden stick and threw it on Alida's face, spreading it evenly, while using a piece of white cloth Rubbing on Elida's face to promote the skin's absorption of the medicine, after the medicine has completely penetrated into the pores, Avril's hands are like kneading dough everywhere on Alida's face ###, and the face blooms An evil smile, like a female big bad wolf molesting a decent family.
"Okay, that's basically it. If you can refrain from shaving for the next few days, you'll be even more foolproof."
Avril looked at her work with satisfaction, and Elida ignored Feng Tie and Tao Ruisi who were snickering, and quickly grabbed a bronze mirror to look at her "respect".
The magic potion did work. At this moment, Elida in the bronze mirror has completely changed his appearance. An ugly face full of pimples has a huge hooked nose, and his thick lips look like two roasted Cooked sausage, Alida said with a sad smile: "Can't you make me more beautiful? How can I go out to meet people like this? The big girls and young daughter-in-laws on the street don't immediately scream and run away when they see me. Come on, my happiness, I feel that you are gradually moving away from me."
"Okay, stop howling." Feng Tie came up and picked up the brick and played with it in his hand, "My dear, remember the magician's instructions, don't shave easily!"
Feng Tie stuffed the brick into Alida's hand, and said with a smile: "From now on, you have become another person, and we can no longer call you Alida, otherwise we will reveal our secrets. From now on From now on, I officially name you 'Brick Man', well, this name is really good!"
"Shrimp? Brick man?" Ailida looked at the brick in his hand, dumbfounded, "In that case, wouldn't I use this brick as a weapon when I fight with others in the future? What kind of lethality does this thing have? I still have to fight Was he beaten to death by others?"
"You're wrong!" Feng Tie said seriously, "How dare you underestimate the attack power of this guy in your hand, you don't know that this brick is the most suitable weapon I've ever seen Yes, it is widely used by hooligans and urban administrators because it is very suitable for street fighting, and it is very popular. Now it is a society ruled by law, and big guys can't always carry knives and swords when they go out, so that others can see it at a glance You're here to make trouble."
"Only it can be seen everywhere in the streets and alleys, and even a piece can be pulled out at any time on other people's houses. It is a must-have weapon for home travel. Look at this rough surface. It can cause ordinary damage to the enemy. Are you looking at it? The four hard edges and corners on the side can knock out half of the enemy's HP. Finally, look at the sharp corners. This is the legendary crit point. The opponent who keeps you will be beaten to death by you. Ya, let you establish a glorious image and a strong aura that is indomitable even though thousands of people will go forward, how about it, isn't it very good?"
"Damn!" Elida threw away the brick in his hand, and yelled at Feng Tie, "What do you think we're going to do in Beast City this time, play tricks, honey, what we're doing is losing our heads It's very dangerous, you let me take a brick to fight the enemy, I think you must have a mental problem."
Elida pulled out the two scimitars stuck in his back, and swiped hard to cut off a corner of the table. The broken part of the corner of the table gave off a burnt smell as if it had been scorched by a raging fire. Alida was triumphant Staring intently at the scimitar in his hand, he narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "How about it, the scimitar with the attribute of fire damage is rare. This is the weapon that a man should use. I have decided. From now on, I will His name is Daolang!"
"Fuck!" Feng Tie spurned at Ailida, "What kind of rare fire damage, I didn't create it for you with fire grass, do you have the right to show off with me? What kind of Daolang are you brazenly calling it? I don’t think it’s too silly, I think your name is more appropriate, hey, don’t do it, this is what Mr. Benshan said, and it has nothing to do with me. I don’t create language, I’m just the language of nature It's just a porter!"
"you……"
Ailida was furious, and just about to retort, a cooing sound came, interrupting the bickering between the two.Elida followed the sound, and saw Doris sitting on the table shaking her two calves, patting her stomach lightly, and the sound came from Doris' belly.
"I'm so hungry!" Doris pouted, "From last night until now, I've only eaten a little bit of dry and hard black bread, and I'm so hungry that I can't take it anymore!"
Feng Tieqi said: "Didn't you bring such a big bag of fruit when we came out of the elf forest? Why, you finished eating it so quickly, you are too good to eat!"
"It's not Ricky yet!" Doris grabbed Ricky by the back of his neck and hit him hard on the head, "This guy can eat better than me, he ate up so much fruit in one go, not even the wrapping cloth Let go."
"Isn't this a town?" Feng Tie said, "Even if everyone escapes, they won't take all the food away, right? At least we can leave some food behind, right?"
"It's really gone. Avril and I managed to find those few pieces of bread in a cellar. When you were in a coma last night, the two of us searched almost the whole city. You know, in the troubled times of war, food is very important." The most precious thing, sometimes a mouthful of hot water and a little bread crumbs can save a person's life, I think everything that can be eaten should be taken away, and now we will starve!"
"How could this happen? Can the living still be starved to death by urinating?" Feng Tie didn't care, "Isn't there a lot of sweet-leaved trees with edible leaves? We didn't eat less before, I think we still eat that kind of thing Come on, even if the taste is not very good, it's better than starving to death." In fact, the leaves of the sweet tree taste very good, but the four of us really eat enough, and even the delicacies of mountains and seas sometimes get tired of eating, let alone only slightly sweet leaves.
"That kind of thing can't be eaten here!" Elida smiled wryly, "This place is different from the ancient forest we walked in. Although the forest here is also called the Sweet Forest, it does follow the old name. That's it, although the tree species are similar, but I don't know how these trees evolved. Maybe these trees have wisdom, and they are afraid that their leaves will be picked up by people. They are all bitter and astringent, and they don't even eat cattle and sheep. Why, Do you want to try it?"
Doris's small face suddenly collapsed, and the growl in her stomach made her think more, and she suggested with a bitter face: "This place is already deserted, why don't we go to the next town to find a restaurant, and then have a big meal?" How is Ton?"
"Good, good, but there is a bloody reality in front of us, that is - we don't even have a copper, are we going to eat the king's meal, I like it!" Aleda hit Doris.
"Who said we don't have a penny, look at what this is, ahahahahahaha!" Feng Tie reached into his bosom, and after a long time of groping, he took out a shiny white crystal core and held it in his palm, showing off: " This is the private money I saved secretly. According to the tree elders, this is the crystal nucleus of the ice and snow demon wolf. I reckon that this little thing will be sold in the market, and the gold coins in exchange will be enough for us to squander. It's been a while, and the rest can be bought for a laugh, you know!"
"Hahaha, you're really good at it!" Aleda smiled, as if Fengtie was holding a pile of glittering gold coins in his hands. You must know that in this chaotic era of war, the price of such crystal nuclei will increase exponentially , It can indeed be exchanged for a lot of money, "You are really good, you have learned to hide your private money from your wife before you get married, I, Elida, oh no, I, Daolang, don't have so much money at your age In the eyes of my heart, Feng Tie, you are really talented, brother admires, admires!"
"Where, where, this is what I should do... Avril, why are you staring at me maliciously, I swear I didn't do it on purpose, I accidentally dropped this crystal nucleus, I really wanted to tell you You, don't listen to the dung beetle sowing discord, I am actually innocent... Oh, why is my crystal nucleus missing, where is the crystal nucleus?"
"Whoosh!"
An afterimage flashed by, and Feng Tie found that his palm was empty, and at the same time, the sound of chewing hard objects came into the ears of the four of them. After searching around, Feng Tie found that Ricky just stretched his neck and tried Swallowing the thing in his mouth, Feng Tie rushed forward, grabbed Ricky's neck tightly with both hands and lifted him up, pinching Ricky until he rolled his eyes, and kicked randomly in mid-air with his four short legs.
"Spit it out quickly, you bloody robber!" Feng Tie roared angrily.
"Uh, puff!"
Ricky didn't come up in one breath, the crystal nucleus powder that had been chewed in his mouth sprayed Feng Tie's face, Feng Tie stretched out his finger and dipped a little powder in front of his eyes, and finally collapsed completely.
Due to limited conditions, Avril could not find a crystal bottle containing the magic potion, and could only use a rough wooden bowl instead. After Avril finally put the rotten sawdust into the wooden bowl, the magic potion that was successfully prepared suddenly rose up. The pungent green smoke and the stench filled the room lingering.
Elida stepped forward and took a look, only to see that the magic potion in the wooden bowl was glowing green, as sticky as the disgusting mucus on a slug. Elida pinched her nose and asked, "Beautiful female magician, are you Are you sure it won't cause any harm if you put it on my face? Although I don't look very good, I don't want to completely disfigure my face!"
"What nonsense!" Avril screamed, taking advantage of Alida's inattention, picked up a ball of viscous liquid with a wooden stick and threw it on Alida's face, spreading it evenly, while using a piece of white cloth Rubbing on Elida's face to promote the skin's absorption of the medicine, after the medicine has completely penetrated into the pores, Avril's hands are like kneading dough everywhere on Alida's face ###, and the face blooms An evil smile, like a female big bad wolf molesting a decent family.
"Okay, that's basically it. If you can refrain from shaving for the next few days, you'll be even more foolproof."
Avril looked at her work with satisfaction, and Elida ignored Feng Tie and Tao Ruisi who were snickering, and quickly grabbed a bronze mirror to look at her "respect".
The magic potion did work. At this moment, Elida in the bronze mirror has completely changed his appearance. An ugly face full of pimples has a huge hooked nose, and his thick lips look like two roasted Cooked sausage, Alida said with a sad smile: "Can't you make me more beautiful? How can I go out to meet people like this? The big girls and young daughter-in-laws on the street don't immediately scream and run away when they see me. Come on, my happiness, I feel that you are gradually moving away from me."
"Okay, stop howling." Feng Tie came up and picked up the brick and played with it in his hand, "My dear, remember the magician's instructions, don't shave easily!"
Feng Tie stuffed the brick into Alida's hand, and said with a smile: "From now on, you have become another person, and we can no longer call you Alida, otherwise we will reveal our secrets. From now on From now on, I officially name you 'Brick Man', well, this name is really good!"
"Shrimp? Brick man?" Ailida looked at the brick in his hand, dumbfounded, "In that case, wouldn't I use this brick as a weapon when I fight with others in the future? What kind of lethality does this thing have? I still have to fight Was he beaten to death by others?"
"You're wrong!" Feng Tie said seriously, "How dare you underestimate the attack power of this guy in your hand, you don't know that this brick is the most suitable weapon I've ever seen Yes, it is widely used by hooligans and urban administrators because it is very suitable for street fighting, and it is very popular. Now it is a society ruled by law, and big guys can't always carry knives and swords when they go out, so that others can see it at a glance You're here to make trouble."
"Only it can be seen everywhere in the streets and alleys, and even a piece can be pulled out at any time on other people's houses. It is a must-have weapon for home travel. Look at this rough surface. It can cause ordinary damage to the enemy. Are you looking at it? The four hard edges and corners on the side can knock out half of the enemy's HP. Finally, look at the sharp corners. This is the legendary crit point. The opponent who keeps you will be beaten to death by you. Ya, let you establish a glorious image and a strong aura that is indomitable even though thousands of people will go forward, how about it, isn't it very good?"
"Damn!" Elida threw away the brick in his hand, and yelled at Feng Tie, "What do you think we're going to do in Beast City this time, play tricks, honey, what we're doing is losing our heads It's very dangerous, you let me take a brick to fight the enemy, I think you must have a mental problem."
Elida pulled out the two scimitars stuck in his back, and swiped hard to cut off a corner of the table. The broken part of the corner of the table gave off a burnt smell as if it had been scorched by a raging fire. Alida was triumphant Staring intently at the scimitar in his hand, he narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "How about it, the scimitar with the attribute of fire damage is rare. This is the weapon that a man should use. I have decided. From now on, I will His name is Daolang!"
"Fuck!" Feng Tie spurned at Ailida, "What kind of rare fire damage, I didn't create it for you with fire grass, do you have the right to show off with me? What kind of Daolang are you brazenly calling it? I don’t think it’s too silly, I think your name is more appropriate, hey, don’t do it, this is what Mr. Benshan said, and it has nothing to do with me. I don’t create language, I’m just the language of nature It's just a porter!"
"you……"
Ailida was furious, and just about to retort, a cooing sound came, interrupting the bickering between the two.Elida followed the sound, and saw Doris sitting on the table shaking her two calves, patting her stomach lightly, and the sound came from Doris' belly.
"I'm so hungry!" Doris pouted, "From last night until now, I've only eaten a little bit of dry and hard black bread, and I'm so hungry that I can't take it anymore!"
Feng Tieqi said: "Didn't you bring such a big bag of fruit when we came out of the elf forest? Why, you finished eating it so quickly, you are too good to eat!"
"It's not Ricky yet!" Doris grabbed Ricky by the back of his neck and hit him hard on the head, "This guy can eat better than me, he ate up so much fruit in one go, not even the wrapping cloth Let go."
"Isn't this a town?" Feng Tie said, "Even if everyone escapes, they won't take all the food away, right? At least we can leave some food behind, right?"
"It's really gone. Avril and I managed to find those few pieces of bread in a cellar. When you were in a coma last night, the two of us searched almost the whole city. You know, in the troubled times of war, food is very important." The most precious thing, sometimes a mouthful of hot water and a little bread crumbs can save a person's life, I think everything that can be eaten should be taken away, and now we will starve!"
"How could this happen? Can the living still be starved to death by urinating?" Feng Tie didn't care, "Isn't there a lot of sweet-leaved trees with edible leaves? We didn't eat less before, I think we still eat that kind of thing Come on, even if the taste is not very good, it's better than starving to death." In fact, the leaves of the sweet tree taste very good, but the four of us really eat enough, and even the delicacies of mountains and seas sometimes get tired of eating, let alone only slightly sweet leaves.
"That kind of thing can't be eaten here!" Elida smiled wryly, "This place is different from the ancient forest we walked in. Although the forest here is also called the Sweet Forest, it does follow the old name. That's it, although the tree species are similar, but I don't know how these trees evolved. Maybe these trees have wisdom, and they are afraid that their leaves will be picked up by people. They are all bitter and astringent, and they don't even eat cattle and sheep. Why, Do you want to try it?"
Doris's small face suddenly collapsed, and the growl in her stomach made her think more, and she suggested with a bitter face: "This place is already deserted, why don't we go to the next town to find a restaurant, and then have a big meal?" How is Ton?"
"Good, good, but there is a bloody reality in front of us, that is - we don't even have a copper, are we going to eat the king's meal, I like it!" Aleda hit Doris.
"Who said we don't have a penny, look at what this is, ahahahahahaha!" Feng Tie reached into his bosom, and after a long time of groping, he took out a shiny white crystal core and held it in his palm, showing off: " This is the private money I saved secretly. According to the tree elders, this is the crystal nucleus of the ice and snow demon wolf. I reckon that this little thing will be sold in the market, and the gold coins in exchange will be enough for us to squander. It's been a while, and the rest can be bought for a laugh, you know!"
"Hahaha, you're really good at it!" Aleda smiled, as if Fengtie was holding a pile of glittering gold coins in his hands. You must know that in this chaotic era of war, the price of such crystal nuclei will increase exponentially , It can indeed be exchanged for a lot of money, "You are really good, you have learned to hide your private money from your wife before you get married, I, Elida, oh no, I, Daolang, don't have so much money at your age In the eyes of my heart, Feng Tie, you are really talented, brother admires, admires!"
"Where, where, this is what I should do... Avril, why are you staring at me maliciously, I swear I didn't do it on purpose, I accidentally dropped this crystal nucleus, I really wanted to tell you You, don't listen to the dung beetle sowing discord, I am actually innocent... Oh, why is my crystal nucleus missing, where is the crystal nucleus?"
"Whoosh!"
An afterimage flashed by, and Feng Tie found that his palm was empty, and at the same time, the sound of chewing hard objects came into the ears of the four of them. After searching around, Feng Tie found that Ricky just stretched his neck and tried Swallowing the thing in his mouth, Feng Tie rushed forward, grabbed Ricky's neck tightly with both hands and lifted him up, pinching Ricky until he rolled his eyes, and kicked randomly in mid-air with his four short legs.
"Spit it out quickly, you bloody robber!" Feng Tie roared angrily.
"Uh, puff!"
Ricky didn't come up in one breath, the crystal nucleus powder that had been chewed in his mouth sprayed Feng Tie's face, Feng Tie stretched out his finger and dipped a little powder in front of his eyes, and finally collapsed completely.
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