Imperial Mausoleum Treasure

It is said that the black starling who was injured suddenly flew away unexpectedly, and pulled the bird feces on the head of the snake king Er Dan and the gourd, which made Er Dan very crazy. He jumped on his feet and cursed hysterically. I pulled out several handfuls of grass and wiped it vigorously for a long time before I finally wiped it clean.

Everyone recalled what the starling said just now, with a strong Tangshan accent.Moreover, during the flight of mynah, there are obvious white spots in the center of the two wings. Looking up from the bottom up, the two white spots are in the shape of "eight" (in fact, this is the origin of the name of mynah).

So it is estimated that this bird is a bird that has been raised in Tangshan area, and I don't know why it flew into the wild.

And this trip to the Eastern Tombs of the Qing Dynasty was very fruitful. I finally got together three Tantric skulls. The next step is to go overseas to find the other three.However, what is the significance of finding the other three?The six monsters were full of curiosity and doubts.

When everyone was thinking about their own concerns and wondering, they suddenly heard someone screaming in the air: "Wash my feet, wash my feet."

The seven monsters looked up and saw that it was the black starling!This strange bird stretched its wings in the air, soared in a circle, and then hovered and landed on the round shoulders of the angel Yaomeier.

The angel Yaomeier was surprised and delighted, and hurriedly reached out to take it down, held it in her hand, looked at the starling who was also tilting her head to look at her, and asked tentatively without confidence: "Who are you?" who?"

Unexpectedly, the black starling heard the words and shouted: "I am Lao Guotou!" The voice was old-fashioned, and the vocal cords were hoarse and muddy.

"Who are you?" Angel Yaomeier asked in surprise.

"I'm old Guotou! I'm old Guotou!" The black starling said repeatedly.Still sound like an old man.

"Where are you from?" Angel Yaomeier was very surprised, and continued to ask tentatively.

Unexpectedly, the starling was stunned for a while, and then shouted loudly: "Tangshan! Tangshan!" The voice was still old and hoarse.

Immediately afterwards, without the need for the angel Yaomeier to ask questions, this astonishingly mysterious strange bird, with a voice like an old man, cursed a series of unsavory words: "****, bastard, bring me the footwashing water!" , beat your back, where is my bong? See if I don’t beat you to death, damned woman, if I don’t beat you, go to the house to Jiewa”...

After all, this black starling is a bird, his thinking is confused and he doesn't understand grammar, his donkey's head is wrong with his horse's mouth, just like a stand-up comic, he swears a series of obscenities, fifteen or sixteen sentences.Then he tilted his head and stared at the angel Yaomeier with his small eyes.

This surprised the seven monsters.

"Okay, stop scolding!" Angel Yaomeier saw the strange bird being so rude, and angrily threw it on the ground.

Unexpectedly, this starling is not afraid of people, so with a flap, it flew to the shoulder of the angel Yaomeier.

According to everyone's analysis, this mynah must be a bird raised by people in Tangshan, and the owner must be a rude and violent old man. The series of swear words about mynah are probably the owner's favorite words to swear every day.

In fact, the angel Yaomeier has been fond of kittens, dogs and birds since she was a child. Seeing that the starling is very cute even though she speaks rudely and scolds others, she took it down again and continued to talk with it.

This starling can't answer fluently like a human, and the words he can speak are limited. Basically, they are mainly swearing and vulgar words: "One bite at a time, one at a time."

This embarrasses Yao Meier, an angel of Xiuwai Huizhong, and scolded, the starling tilted his head, blinked his small eyes, put away his feathers, and dared not make a sound.

At this time, almost everyone burst out laughing, bending over and laughing loudly, holding their bellies, only the angel Yaomeier couldn't laugh or cry, looking coldly at the black starling with a pair of good-looking eyes, and the starling was also crooked. With his head tilted, he looked curiously at the beautiful angel Yaomeier.

This black starling was injured for some reason, and for some reason flew to this gloomy and desolate Qingdong Tomb.Angel Yaomeier and Seventh Brother rescued it together. Maybe this animal has never received the true love of its master, and it flew back because it could not bear the warmth of Angel Yaomeier.

"Seventh brother, what about this starling?" Angel Yaomeier asked.

Take it, I think this bird is really interesting.Everyone pack up and let's go back to Beijing. "Seventh brother sent a message.

The Seven Tomb Raiders are neither officers of the Qing court, nor are they minions and masters of the Qing court, but all of them have unique skills, their quality is not low, and their brains are not simple. , riding a snow-white BMW of sweat and blood.The little howler monkey hugged Brother Seven tightly, and Brother Black followed him in the sky.

When the seven monsters walked the mountain road, the seven snow-white BMWs automatically formed a single file, and lined up when they met the avenue, like a race, with huge rocks piercing the sky, turbulent waves hitting the shore, and the momentum of thousands of piles of snow. , all the way north, blowing towards Beijing.

That night, the Seven Tomb Raiders returned to their lair in Duofoli Hutong, Wangfujing.

Although the Tomb Raiders were tired on their pommel horses, they didn't feel particularly tired, because they were a group of true lunatics.

In the evening, the mysterious Grandma Qiao, who was the gatekeeper, prepared a simple but substantial dinner. After the seven monsters ate in a hurry, the five monsters slept in the same room, and the seventh brother and the angel Yaomeier both slept in the same room. I fell into dreamland.

The next day, the Seven Tomb Raiders slept until dawn, and then woke up lazily and joyfully, one by one, yawning, stretching, sneezing, and so on.

The sleepy-eyed Seventh Brother took out an ingot of white silver, and handed it to Granny Qiao, who was in her sixties, and went to the street to buy a lot of oil ghosts, soy milk, fried cakes, honey sesame candies, and tea eggs!Grandma Qiao stretched out her hand to return the broken silver to Seventh Brother, Seventh Brother waved his hand and said, "Forget it, you old man keep the flowers."

The presbyopic Granny Qiao's eyes lit up, she thankfully picked up the chopsticks, bowed her waist, and went to clean the rooms.

The Seven Ghosts of Tomb Raiders sat on the stone benches in the courtyard, surrounded by the white round stone table, finally able to have a meal in peace.

They ate the delicious fried cakes, greasy, and drank white soy milk.

Especially the gorilla who is famous for his big stomach, holding three oily ghosts in one hand, and holding the bottom of the bowl with the other hand, the big white porcelain bowl turns left and right with his hand, and he uses his mouth Suck and drink soy milk.

The colorful rattlesnake on Erdan's neck stretched out its red tongue and hissed.The little howler monkey also shared some greasy ghosts, squatting on one side, holding them with its paws, and the mouth was full of greasy food.

At this moment, a black mynah with white jade feet and orange mouth flew to the eaves, flapped his wings, yelled for a while, and then yelled like an old man: "Damn old woman, quickly serve me a meal, Serve me a meal quickly."

Hearing the words, the seven monsters turned their heads to see that mynah was staring at them eating, and couldn't help laughing.

The angel Yaomeier deliberately teased the strange bird, put down the large white porcelain bowl, and suddenly raised her hand, and saw a white light fly by, and a willow-leaf flying knife was nailed straight to the eaves at the starling's feet, and this guy was startled Jump.

Hastily flapped his wings and jumped onto the tiles behind him, too scared to speak.

At this time, Granny Qiao, who was always a bit weird and mysterious, staggered out of the house with a broom bump, looked at the starling on the eaves with her presbyopic eyes, smiled, and her mouth shrank in at that moment.

The angel Yaomeier, who has always liked to be low-key and secretive, squinted her beautiful eyes, and quietly glanced at Granny Qiao, who was a little distracted, and continued to eat oily ghosts gracefully and sip soy milk.

The other six monsters were full of banditry, still gorging on oily ghosts, snorting, snorting, and drinking snow-white soy milk with added sugar.

Seventh brother accidentally tilted his head and noticed that the angel Yaomeier looked at the dark starling and then at Granny Qiao, with an imperceptible mysterious smile on the corner of his mouth.