Imperial Mausoleum Treasure

Speaking of the amazingly beautiful angel Yao Meier, she looked at the somewhat weird Granny Qiao, then lowered her head, slightly raised the corners of her sexy and provocative mouth, and raised an imperceptible smile, which was caught by Seventh Brother inadvertently.

Seventh Brother smiled knowingly, held up a large white porcelain bowl with his left hand, drank a bowl of white soy milk in one gulp, and threw a small piece of fried fragrant oil ghost into his mouth, ending the gluttonous meal fighting.

Everyone burped and touched their stomachs one after another, and gradually became full.

These awesome seven monsters of tomb robbers usually "run around for a living", wandering outside all the year round, exhausted for tomb robbery, living a life of wandering, eating and sleeping in the open.

Since then, the seven monsters have not only robbed and excavated several imperial tombs, but also found three tantric iron tree skulls, which are the secret crystallization of the cooperation between the great lama in red and the Tibetan wizard.

The seven monsters, who were very six plus one, held a meeting together and decided to take a good rest for half a month before going to the west to rob tombs.Seventh brother said that the conditions and timing are not yet ripe to go overseas to find the other three Tantric skulls.

These days, they want to have fun and have fun, to make up for the danger and hard work of being outside and robbing tombs underground all the year round.

Therefore, the five monsters are still obsessed with the feasting fireworks and willow lanes, brothels and restaurants, while the seventh brother and the angel Yaomeier are fascinated by the black mynah.

Originally, Er Dan, the king of snakes, is very good at training animals and is also proficient in bird language. He is a very strange person.

But for some reason!This strange bird doesn't like Erdan, the Snake King no matter what, so Erdan doesn't bother to talk to this strange bird. Every day, he goes out with the four monsters to have fun, drink a little wine and smoke a big cigarette, listen to a Beijing opera and win a show. Going to a kiln and taking pictures of a woman is extremely busy.

Although Angel Yaomeier and Seventh Brother are outstanding, they are not good at training starlings.In addition, this mynah has been raised by others, and he is full of foul language and curses, so it is very difficult to get up.

Don't look at this dark and inconspicuous starling, there are six types in the world, and only our country accounts for four types.This kind of guy is clever and easy to tame, not only can imitate human speech, but also imitate the calls of other birds.Since ancient times, ya has been the plaything of princes and nobles.

Because "the domestic starling's natal family is in the south", this strange bird is naturally afraid of the cold.

But this season is summer, mynah is like a duck to water.And because the summer in old Beijing is extremely hot, the second monster also found that this dark-skinned starling likes to play in the water, and often sings and sings alone in the water bath, entertaining himself, which is really enjoyable.

What's more, this shocking strange bird would say a few vulgar words like "****!****! My day" from time to time, which made the beautiful and gentle angel Yaomeier very headache and depressed.

Seventh Brother discovered that the tongue of this mynah had been twisted by someone. There was a layer of hard skin on the tip of its tongue, but it was artificially removed.According to folk superstition, after the hard skin is removed, the tongue will be soft and smooth, but it may not be true.

The key depends on who taught it. Although the hard skin on the tongue of this starling was twisted off by the incense, he didn't find any special eloquence except for some rude and cursing words.It can be seen that its former owner was so unbearable.

This starling with unknown origin and mysterious life experience has a very weird temper. Among the seven monsters, he is willing to get close to everyone and is curious about everyone, but he is not very friendly to the snake king.

And our Erdan children's shoes are an "animal expert"!It's a weird series.

Although myna doesn't like to talk to Erdan, Erdan, the snake king, still kindly told Erguai that when training myna to learn human language, you must choose a secluded place, and it is best to practice on its hungry stomach in the morning and evening.

When training, we must first cultivate its relationship with people and get along with it more. The training content should range from simple to complex, first teach simple good words such as "hello" and "goodbye", and then teach longer words...

The two monsters followed suit!Use delicious worms as material temptations during training!When the two of them speak, they should try their best to speak clearly, with accurate, coherent and correct pronunciation, and only teach some daily civilized expressions, or words of good intentions.Prevent this starling from becoming a habit of swearing, and eventually the habit will die hard.

Gradually, the starling's foul language decreased, and he learned some happy words such as "Hello, goodbye, have you eaten? It's time for dinner, I like you, you are so beautiful".After these words are proficient, the second monster often teases it to learn to speak with all kinds of bugs, so as to consolidate its new impressive achievements.

But mynah is an animal after all, and the speed of learning human words is much slower than that of Chinese people, so the second monster has to be patient and continue to teach mynah to speak some beautiful "human words"!

But this strange bird is stubborn by nature, flapping its wings from time to time, sticking its neck, tilting its head and staring at its small eyes, and suddenly said something like: "****, serve me a meal" or something like that.Seventh Brother wished he could slap it to death with the bus.

These days, the snake king Erdan came back with the four monsters every day, and warned the second monster. At this time, there is no rush. Once it is treated roughly, all previous efforts will be wasted.

After seven or eight days of training, myna can obey the commands and gestures of the second monster during the flying training. Wherever the second monster goes, it will fly there, which makes the second monster very pleasantly surprised and satisfied .

Compared with wild wild birds, starlings without owners tend to follow behind farmers and old cattle, pecking at some soft earthworms and various ground insects that have been dug out of the ground by plowshares, and they also like to peck at the backs of old cattle. blood-sucking gadfly.

Mosquitoes and ticks, locusts and scarabs, and mole cricket caterpillars are all good gourmet snacks for starlings.

Others include various weed seeds, banyan fruits, and fresh and juicy vegetable leaves, mynah also loves to eat them. This strange bird has "good teeth and good appetite!" It's not like today's children are partial to food Anorexia and tantrums.

The second monster has nothing to do, like serving his living ancestors, he often feeds it some millet with skin on its mouth, and also adds some high-protein ants, meaty skin worms, thin shredded lean meat, fresh meat, etc. Very green green vegetables, ground beef jerky, sweet banana pieces, etc.

This mynah tends to be "Long Yan Da Yue!" with a big appetite, and mynahs have a strong digestive power and a large appetite, so the crops they often eat are crooked and bulging, showing a complacent look .You don't have to fly around all day and night looking for food like wild starlings.

Generally, wild mynahs often live in the gaps in the walls of ancient temples, temples and ancient pagodas, under the eaves, or in tree holes. They are like tramps and cannot build a decent nest.

Seven monsters, this starling is a lucky star. Ya followed the second monster, and lived in a spacious courtyard. The courtyard was shaded by trees. When he was free, this black starling would hang out with pigeons in the courtyard. We fly around together, very comfortable.

In fact, this strange mynah is rather timid. If a strange snake king suddenly appears beside it, it will be frightened and fly up. "objects" will fall from its anus without hesitation, and fall mercilessly on Erdan's shiny long gourd head.

Not only that, but it is also very afraid of the dark, and usually likes to follow behind the second monster, waddling and toddling, following the same steps.If the second monster hadn't been careful not to retreat, he might have trampled him to death.

It also likes to fall on the head of the Snake King Erdan the most-"Singing and dancing to scold the ancestors".If Er Dan, the Snake King, was not afraid of Seventh Brother, this kid would have slapped the strange bird to death.

Especially when mynah eats millet, its mouth and body will be covered with millet husks, and as it is full, it will scatter from the sky like a goddess scattering flowers. If you eat, you will be in bad luck.

This mynah has a personality and a good temper, and he is quite protective of the food. If anyone dares to tease it when it is eating, this guy will stubbornly think that it is here to grab food.

Therefore, the guy who teases him will often receive a "vertical blow" from the air later. It will use its sharp yellow mouth to suddenly slam a guy on your head viciously, tsk tsk!That's enough to drink a pot.

What's more, this fucking and mysterious strange bird is still stubborn, and its old habits are hard to change. Whenever it is full, it will tilt its head and do nothing, standing on the eaves with a rogue look, listening Hearing the melodious whistle of pigeons, watching the flock of white pigeons flying and circling all over the yard, he suddenly flapped his black wings, opened his yellow mouth, and popped out quickly: "****!"