Niu Erge's Warm Life

0033 Loach can really strengthen yang

Niu Er went to the village branch to do odd jobs again, but he didn't know that the villagers had already spread the rumors about him and Yu Jiali.Yu Qilong beat Lang San and Zhao Si for this matter, and everyone in the village saw it.This should not be fake, right?

"Niu Er! Come, come here!" Fu Wannian, the head of the rich village, called Niu Er who was working.

"Major Fu! What are you doing?" Niu Er thought that the village chief wanted him to do something, so he hurried over.As Fu Wannian entered the office, the village party secretary Wang Guangting was also there.

"Hey! Niu Er! People in the village are now talking about Yu Qilong because you beat Lang San. Is this true?" Fu Wannian asked.

"No...! It's not because of me, it's...it's Lang San who bullied and bullied Sister Jiali!" Niu Er stammered.Both mother and sister Min'er told themselves not to talk nonsense, Nima!The rich village head asked this question, is it nonsense for me to answer this question?

"Stupid boy! The beauty is not shallow! That girl Yu Jiali has found you, haha!" Both the rich village head and Secretary Wang laughed.

Niu Er was so dazed that he didn't dare to say anything, he didn't know what to say.

"Niu Er! We have all heard that when Yu Qilong saw that you were beaten by Lang San and Zhao Si, he immediately went to find Lang San to settle the score. He beat Lang San away and beat Zhao Si to the ground. This It's not because of who you are? But the little bastard Lang San really deserves it, and the village has been in a state of chaos during this time." Secretary Wang said beside him.

"Oh!" Niu Er blinked his eyes, not knowing what to say.

"Ahem! Niu Er! Did you catch the loach yesterday?" Secretary Wang asked suddenly.

"Yes... yes! We didn't eat it! They are kept in a water basin! They are living happily!" Hearing that the second cow came to the topic, he said excitedly.

"Oh! Then why don't you eat it? It's delicious!"

"I... I don't dare to eat it! Yesterday, Lang San and Zhao Si forced me to eat a big loach alive. I'm still scared when I think about it! I dare not eat it!"

"Ah! Haha, haha. Then, can you go and bring us some more?" Secretary Wang said hurriedly when he heard that.Yesterday, after eating the loach sent by Niu Er, the effect was really different. I messed with my wife for an hour. A 50-year-old person is still really rejuvenated!So when I came today, I told the rich village head.He thought that Niu Er had also sent a copy to the rich village head.

The village head Fu suddenly remembered something, and suddenly asked: "Niu Er, you swallowed a loach alive? Did you feel anything?"

"No...nothing? I just went down as soon as it was cold. However, I felt very...frightened later!, Can you still be alive with things in your stomach?" Niu Er said stupidly.

"Hey! Niu Er! Take off your pants and let us see!" The rich village head said with a sly smile.

"Hehehe!" Secretary Wang couldn't help laughing when he heard that.

"I... my mother said, don't let me...don't let me take off my pants casually." Niu Er said in a very embarrassed way.

"That won't work! If you want to work here, you have to take it off. Don't worry if we don't tell the truth, your mother won't know! Isn't it?" The rich village head held back a smile and said with a straight face.

"Then...then...you can't say it!" Niu Er had no choice but to take off his pants, revealing that unique big guy.Wandering between the legs like a small stick.

"Damn! What a magic stick!" Secretary Wang opened his mouth wide and didn't close it for a long time.

"Damn it! You...you grew so big after eating loach?" The village head Fu couldn't believe his eyes, and asked in surprise.

"No! No! It used to be like this!" Niu Er hurriedly pulled up his pants and stammered.

"Niu Er! If you're married, you need to put a mat in the bridal chamber on the first night of your marriage! Otherwise, you'll be killed! Damn it!" Secretary Wang said next to him.

"Fuck! I don't think this loach can be so magical! Niu Er, hurry home and bring us all the loach in your house. I will give you an extra salary in the afternoon! Ah! Go!" He took a deep breath, calmed down and said.

"Oh!" Niu Er also understood what Secretary Wang said, and after hearing what Village Chief Fu had said, he hurriedly responded and turned around and ran out.

As soon as Niu Erma heard that Village Chief Fu and Secretary Wang still wanted to eat loach, she packed up all the remaining loach without saying a word, and let Niu Er take it away.She didn't know what the loach was for, but if the village chief wanted to eat it, he had to send it to someone if he admitted that he didn't want to eat it!I also hope that Niu Er can work for two more days and earn more money.

"Niu Er! Go to the village and learn to be smart! I saw the secretary and the village head give them two more cigarettes, but you can't smoke yourself, remember?" Niu Erma repeatedly urged.

"Yeah! I remember it!" Niu Er ran back to the village branch carrying the loach.

Secretary Wang and Village Chief Fu immediately divided up the loach, and they went home with the loach.No more classes.

The rich village chief returned home and put the loach in the kitchen.Guan Min'er saw it at a glance, and couldn't help sticking out her tongue.Yesterday Niu Erma asked her to take some back, but she didn't take it.I didn't expect my father-in-law to take it back today.

"Dad! Where did you get these loaches back? This thing is black and slippery, how can you eat it?" Guan Min'er asked pretending to know nothing.

"Oh! You can't do it well, let your mother do it! Don't touch them, lest you get splashed with water all over your body!" After finishing speaking, the village chief Fu entered the house with a smile.

"Hi! Why do you remember eating something? It smells like earth, what's so delicious!?" The wife of the rich village head saw that what the rich village head brought back was actually a loach, and she was a little upset.What a good thing!

"Hi! Come in and I'll tell you!" Seeing Guan Min'er beside him, the village head Fu hurriedly stretched out his hand to pull his wife into the room to talk.

"Why? It's a secret?" The wife of the rich village chief asked curiously when she entered the house.

"Let me tell you! Secretary Wang ate the loach that Niu Er gave him yesterday, and his wife......! Do you think this thing is a good thing? Hee hee! You made it for me tonight, when the time comes I'll take good care of you! Hehe!" The rich village head said with a smile.

"Stop talking nonsense! Can the broken loach be so easy to use?" The wife of the rich village chief didn't believe it.

"Of course! Secretary Wang tried it last night! Besides, do you think that loach looks a lot like that thing... Hehehe!"

"Go...! Keep your voice down! Don't let Min'er hear you laughing at you old and unscrupulous!"

Guan Min'er was really eavesdropping at the door, and seeing the mysterious look of the two in-laws, Guan Min'er was curious, so she came to the door lightly.Hearing what the two people in the room said, Guan Min'er grinned, and hurriedly walked into her room.Thinking about it, most people in the village now know about Niu Er and Yu Jiali, and his close contact with Niu Er should not arouse others' suspicion.It seems that we should find a way to get Niu Er to come to the house to do something!Thinking of this, Guan Min'er was really impatient, put her hand into her pants, and lay down on the bed.well!It would be great if Niu Er was by his side now.

Guan Min'er was not the only one who missed Niu Er, Zhao Cuihua and Yu Jiali were also thinking about Niu Er, a fool.

Zhao Cuihua was always thinking about sleeping with Niu Er for the last time, and she was even more anxious when she heard about Yu Jiali and Niu Er, but ever since the small store became popular, people here have been constant.From morning till late at night, he has never lost anyone, and he has no chance to find Niu Er.How can this be fixed?If Niu Er and Yu Jiali really get back together, I will have no chance in the future, and it is even more impossible for that unreasonable bastard Yu Qilong to attract Niu Er's attention.Really have to win Niu Er as soon as possible.

"Wu Neng! We can't wait any longer, we have to take the initiative! Tomorrow you go to Niu Er and tell him that our small store needs to buy goods tonight, and find someone to help unload the goods. If he is willing, give him 15 yuan! Then you Selling things in a small store, I will bring Niu Er back..." At night, Zhao Cuihua said to Wu Neng under the covers.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow?

"Look at your virtue! What's the matter with peeing? You can have an older son for 15 yuan! How much can you buy a biological son? Besides, if you 'can' I don't want this There's a solution, do you think I'm willing to bear the reputation of being a broken shoe?" Zhao Cuihua stretched out her hand and punched Wu Neng, cursing.

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