Niu Erge's Warm Life

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"Look at your virtue! What's the matter with peeing? You might be able to have an older son for 15 yuan! How suitable! How much money can you buy a biological son? Besides, if you really can , can I still think of this way? Do you think I am willing to bear the reputation of a broken shoe?" Zhao Cuihua stretched out her hand and punched Wu Neng, cursing.

"Fuck! That's not my own?" Wu Neng said with a bitter face.

"What are you talking about? Isn't my own birth to your own birth!" Zhao Cuihua said, knocking Wu Neng on the head.

"Well! What if his mother doesn't let him come tomorrow?" Wu Neng asked.

"He will definitely come to make money! Don't forget to find him tomorrow!" Zhao Cuihua turned over and went to sleep after speaking.

"Hey! Hey...! Why did you turn around? Come here! We haven't...!" Wu Neng stretched out his hand to pull Zhao Cuihua, and said.

"Go, go...! I have to take good care of my body, and I have to bring you a big fat son back tomorrow!" Zhao Cuihua said with a wave of her hands.

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Yu Jiali is arguing with her brother at home!The two are fighting hard.

"Jiali! Have you really fallen in love with that bully? Tell you, that silly boy is six years younger than you! And he's still two! How can you fall in love with him!? If you really I really like him, I absolutely disagree. With your appearance, you have to find a village cadre’s son! You see, Guan Min’er looks so small, so he married the village chief’s son , you are no worse than Guan Min'er, why can't you marry a family member of a cadre!" Yu Qilong said, clapping his hands.

"Brother! You just don't want me to marry, don't you? Whenever you hear that a boy wants to get close to me, you yell and scold me. Hi Guan Miner, he married the son of the village chief! But now he is You are a widow! Really! I think you are sick, and I don’t have wife anxiety!" Yu Jiali also shouted.

"You damn girl! You actually said that about your brother! That's good! I'll trade you for a new wife tomorrow!"

"You...! You must have thought about it a long time ago! Huh!" Yu Jiali sat down on a chair in anger and became angry.

"You can't marry Niu Er if you don't think so! How can you live a good life with his poor family? I, I'm doing this for your own good!" Yu Qilong saw that his sister really took it seriously , hurriedly changed the subject and said.

"I didn't say that I wanted to marry him. It was all rumored by the villagers. It was said that you beat Lang San to help Niu Er. I didn't expect this at all! I just asked Niu Er to catch you once." Frog! In fact, these are all because of you!" Yu Jiali said weakly.She never thought that these news were spread by Guan Min'er.

"Huh? It's still me...my fault?"

The next day, just as Niu Er came out of the house and was about to go to the village to do odd jobs, Wu Neng suddenly appeared in front of him.Niu Er was really taken aback, thinking that Wu Neng

"Wu... Wu...! I didn't go...!" Niu Er didn't know what to say.

"You have no shit! Niu Er! Come to my house at night, and I will give you 12 yuan later!" Wu Neng said to Niu Er.

"Ah?!" Niu Er was confused, not knowing what Wu Neng meant.

"Ah what? I'll let you go to my house tonight, and I'll give you back 12 yuan! You'll pick up all the cheap money, and you'll pay it back? By the way, if your mother asks, you can just say Unload the goods for my house. Do you hear me? I must go at night! Otherwise, I have to come to you!" Wu Neng turned around and left after speaking, feeling so suffocated in his heart, damn it!How can anyone spend money to ask others to cuckold him?I... I... I'm so fucking not a man!Wu Neng couldn't help but slapped himself.

Village head Fu was just about to go to the village branch after breakfast, when suddenly Guan Min'er walked in from the outside and said, "Dad! Go to the village!? The door of our chicken rack is broken, and the chicks ran out at dawn , I don’t even know if there are eggs or not. It’s easy to lose eggs like this. Why don’t you take the time to fix it!”

"Ah? Cough cough!" The village chief Fu coughed twice. He is also the chief of a village after all, how can he do this kind of work by himself?But the daughter-in-law can't do this job, can she?

"Dad! Hee hee! Why don't you let Niu Er take the time to come over when he's not busy. Anyway, he also worked odd jobs with the carpenter for a few days. He should be able to nail a chicken frame door!" Guan Min Er suddenly secretly smiled and said.

"Hey! Hehe! That's true, why didn't I think of it! I'll let him come later!" The rich village head was happy when he heard it, and nodded in agreement.

The rich village head left, Guan Min'er was overjoyed.I went out to help the village head's wife clean up the house.

"Mom! I heard that the neighboring village invited Errenzhuan today, and many people in the village went to see it. Don't you want to join in the fun?" Guan Min'er said to her mother-in-law while washing the dishes.

"Really? The conditions in the neighboring village are good. Every year, they invite a few duets to play movies or something. Then I will go after I pack up. Are you going?" The mother-in-law turned around and asked.

"I'm not going! I don't like watching Errenzhuan! Besides, someone has to watch the house! You go! I'll watch the house at home! I'll make the meal at noon and wait for you to come back to eat!" Guan Min'er said.

"Hehe! That's good! Then I can rest assured!" The mother-in-law smiled happily, this daughter-in-law is sensible!

Niu Er came to the village and followed the carpenter Master Zhu to find anything that needed repairing.In fact, there is nothing to repair for a long time, but it is just to be a day laborer, and there is no work here to find work.

"Niu Er! Come here!" The rich village chief came over and called Niu Er over: "Niu Er! You have been working with Master Zhu for several days. It should be no problem to mend the nails, right? You bring a few nails Go to our house with a hammer, and help me repair the chicken frame door! Come back when you're done!"

"Hey! I...I can fix it!" Niu Er replied, turned around to get some nails and a hammer, and went to the rich village chief's house.

"Niu Er! Silly boy! Come in!" Guan Min'er saw Niu Er coming, and hurriedly let Niu Er into the house.Turning around to see that there was no one outside, he went to lock the door.

"Sister Min'er! The rich village chief asked me to come and help you repair the chicken frame door!" Niu Er said to Guan Min'er.

"Well! I know this! Don't worry! Come on, tell my sister first, are you still a man now!" Guan Min'er held Niu Er and said with a weird smile.

"Well! Sister! I'm a man now! I can stand tall!" Niu Er said as he took off his pants and picked up the big guy.

"Hehe! Niu Er! Now I will let you pass the last test. As long as you can pass, you will be a real man." Guan Min'er lifted her skirt as she spoke.Take off the panties.A black triangle appeared in front of Niu Er's eyes.

Niu Er's eyes widened immediately, and his mouth almost couldn't close.Gudong swallowed a mouthful of saliva, Nima!This white place is really white, and the black place is really black!

"Guan Miner...? Guan Miner...?" Suddenly there were two shouts from outside the gate.

"Fuck! Who is it? It's really not the right time to come here!" Guan Min'er almost fainted, her heart was rushing, and her breathing was a little messy.When holding Niu Er's big cargo and was about to clear the customs, who is so blind, it's easy to get sick from fright!

Guan Min'er hurriedly put on her clothes, and told Niu Er to go out from the back window to the chicken rack at the top of Fangshan to repair the chicken rack door.Then he walked out of the house by himself.

Standing outside the gate was Yu Jiali, who came to see Guan Min'er to watch Erren Zhuan.

"Guan Min'er! What are you doing at home? Why are you closing the door so tightly?" Yu Jiali shouted outside the door.

"You idiot! You can't open the small door when the main door is closed? The small door isn't even locked!" Guan Min'er went over and shook the iron chain on the small door with a clatter.It turned out that the iron chain on the top was floating on it by Guan Min'er. Guan Min'er did this because he was afraid that someone would break in suddenly so as to make a sound.

"Cut! Who knows that your door is still unlocked! Let's go! Let's go to Errenzhuan!" Yu Jiali said.

"No! I still have to stay at home to watch the house! My mother-in-law is going to watch Errenzhuan!" Guan Min'er shook his head hastily, and suddenly there was the sound of hammering something, and Guan Min'er hurriedly continued: "What's more... you Your little lover is still helping us repair the chicken frame door at our house! Why don’t you go, I’ll create an opportunity for you to come in and date your little lover! Hehe!” Guan Min’er said Saying that, I blamed myself in my heart: you stupid bastard, you nailed it a little later!Any later and I'll send Yu Jiali away!