Merry Little Farmer
Chapter 0007 wine is a matchmaker
Zheng Xidan's house is a bungalow, with the master bedroom on the left, the living room in the middle, and the kitchen and dining room on the right. The dining room is not big, and there is a round white lacquered wooden table with a radius of about half a meter, which almost fills the dining room. If you put a few more wooden chairs, it will be very crowded.The dining table can accommodate up to seven or eight people sitting at the same time.
Occasionally, a domestic hen came in and pecked at the rice grains on the ground.
When he was seated, Wang Xiaobing noticed a strange phenomenon. Originally, Zheng Xidan and Xiaoshuang were husband and wife and should sit together, but he happened to be sandwiched between them, which made him feel like a light bulb. persuaded.
The two couples continued to put vegetables in Wang Xiaobing's bowl, which made him feel embarrassed.
Zheng Xidan toasted again and again, but luckily it was beer, otherwise he would be very drunk.After eating for a full half an hour, it can be said that the wine is full and the face is full of oil.
Drinking beer is not easy to get drunk, but you often have to go to the toilet.Wang Xiaobing drank about three bottles of beer, drank two bowls of pig's knuckle soup, and went to the toilet three times to relieve himself. He was four points drunk, but his consciousness was still clear, and his speech was not muddled. Let's call each other brothers.
After dinner and a cup of hot tea, it was already eight o'clock.
The Chinese lights in the village come on early in the morning, and occasionally there are dogs barking one after another, which shows the silence of the village.
"Brother Dan, take out the pen and paper, and I'll help you write the letter." Wang Xiaobing patted his belly and hiccupped.
"Okay. I don't have letter paper at home. I'll go buy it. You sit here. I may not be back so soon, so don't worry." Zheng Xidan glanced at Xiao Shuang meaningfully.Xiao Shuang lowered her head and rubbed the corners of her clothes with her hands, as if she had something on her mind.
"Okay, come back quickly." Wang Xiaobing leaned on the back of the chair and yawned.
Zheng Xidan walked out the door and closed the door behind him.Wang Xiaobing was slightly taken aback, but this was someone else's house, and it was quite normal to close the door in the dark, so he settled down again.After Zheng Xidan went out, only Wang Xiaobing and Xiaoshuang were left in the main room.The air in the room was a bit stuffy, and only the sound of the fan turning could be heard, which was quite quiet.
The two sat for a few minutes.
For a moment, he couldn't find a topic to break the silence.Wang Xiaobing glanced at Xiao Shuang from the corner of his eye, just happened to have Xiao Shuang's wonderful eyes also glanced over, the four eyes met, as if they were in contact with lightning, they shook each other, and then they each looked back, their heartbeats accelerated a little.
Wang Xiaobing has also experienced personnel matters. He fought Bai Qiuqun for a hundred rounds. Although he can't be called a master, he has experience. The so-called "watching all the pornographic movies in the world, naturally there is no code in his heart", he hasn't reached this level yet, but he still has some ideas in his mind. The vague shadow of Xiaoshuang appeared, but it was actually Bai Qiuqun's body.
As soon as the desire is moved in the heart, the virtual fire rises, the blood boils, the water evaporates faster, the mouth becomes dry, and the thirst is not quenched after drinking a cup of tea.
"Do you want more tea?" Xiao Shuang's sweet voice was particularly sticky.
"Yes." Wang Xiaobing nodded quickly.
Xiao Shuang stood up, her two plump thighs were about to come out in her pants.He went to the kitchen to add boiling water, and came out to bend down to refill Wang Xiaobing's tea.
In an instant, Wang Xiaobing saw Xiaoshuang's purple bra.
After pouring the tea, Xiao Shuang sat on the same bench next to Wang Xiaobing, less than three centimeters apart.Wang Xiaobing could smell her body fragrance, he suddenly became distracted, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, and managed to regain his composure.
"What is she going to do?" Wang Xiaobing had already realized that something was going to happen, and his thoughts changed rapidly, but he didn't have a clue.
Sure enough, Xiaoshuang's breathing became short, and a jade hand was already on Wang Xiaobing's thigh.Wang Xiaobing felt as if he had been electrocuted, his whole body trembled, his breathing quickened, he quickly picked up his teacup, took a sip, and said with a dry smile, "This tea is so hot."
Seeing Xiaoshuang's cheeks flushed, pupils dilated, and looking expectant, Wang Xiaobing felt that something big was about to happen.
It's really not good for a lonely man and a widow to be in the same room.
Suddenly, Xiao Shuang plucked up her courage, leaned forward, hugged Wang Xiaobing tightly, and whispered: "Do you want to sleep with me?"
"This..." Wang Xiaobing thought of Bai Qiuqun, and his blood was rushing all over his body.
Xiao Shuang had already pressed her lips to Wang Xiaobing's ear, and the hot air from her breath made him feel itchy.
Remembering that Zheng Xidan went out to buy pens and paper, he should be back soon, but when he saw that it was not fun, he quickly turned his head and said, "Sister Shuang, Brother Dan is coming back."
"He won't come back." Xiaoshuang posted like a soft snake.
"Why don't you come back?" Wang Xiaobing asked suspiciously, "To the village chief's grocery store, the round trip will take up to 10 minutes."
"He will knock on the door when he comes back." Xiao Shuang took Wang Xiaobing's arm and walked into the bedroom.
"Really don't want it, brother Dan saw it, it's not good for both of us." Wang Xiaobing refused.Alcohol was working, although it was a bit seductive, but thinking of the serious consequences, he restrained himself.
"He agreed." Mo Wang Xiaoshuang was a young woman with a lot of strength, so she forcibly dragged Wang Xiaobing into the bedroom.
Wang Xiaobing, who was not completely drunk, suddenly had a flash of inspiration, suddenly understood, he understood what was going on, he was both surprised and happy, unexpectedly Zheng Xidan came to him to do this kind of thing.
The young man is full of vigor, lustful, and drunk. Relying on the aphrodisiac effect of alcohol, he no longer refuses, picks up Xiao Shuang, throws him on the bed, and then does the sex work with ease.
Wang Xiaobing's sword is not old, it is extremely sharp, it is invincible, and it can go in and out without hindrance.The only difference is that Xiaoshuang, a young woman, has never given birth, which gives people more pleasure and makes Wang Xiaobing know the difference between a girl and an aunt.
Four or ten minutes later, the two of them were gluey, dripping with sweat, embracing each other tightly, savoring the fused body temperature.
"Sister Shuang, you are not young, can't Brother Shidan?" Wang Xiaobing gently kissed Xiaoshuang's plump forehead and said softly.
"Well, I went to the hospital. He can't do it. I really want a child. If a woman doesn't have a child, she will always be looked at by other women in a strange way. It's really uncomfortable." Xiaoshuang snuggled up to Wang Xiaobing like a bird In his arms, said sweetly.
"There will be." Wang Xiaobing hugged Xiaoshuang tightly and promised.
After half an hour, Zheng Xidan still hasn't come back.Wang Xiaobing was young and strong, and had sex with Xiaoshuang again, and he was exhausted until after ten o'clock.
After fighting all night, Wang Xiaobing had already digested the food in his stomach. He was a little hungry, but there was nothing to eat.Looking at the hanging clock on the wall, it was already 10:30, and it was time to go home, so he bid farewell to Xiao Shuang.The two are reluctant to say goodbye.Seeing Xiaoshuang with scattered clouds, Wang Xiaobing didn't want to leave either, but this is Zheng Xidan's home, so he couldn't leave.He opened the door, and as soon as he reached the door, he ran into Zheng Xidan who had come back.
"Brother Dan..." Wang Xiaobing greeted awkwardly, wanting to say something, but couldn't think of what to say.
"It's a tacit understanding." Zheng Xidan obviously smoked a lot, and the breath he exhaled had a strong smell of smoke.
"I..." Wang Xiaobing knew he had taken advantage, and wanted to express his guilt, but couldn't find the right words.
"I went to buy letter paper, but I didn't find any. You can come back in two days." Unexpectedly, Zheng Xidan said such a sentence, his tone was quite sincere, and he didn't seem to be pretending.
Wang Xiaobing was moved, he took Zheng Xidan's hand and shook it tightly.Now that he is on a pirate ship, if he refuses him, he will be too sorry for him.Good people do it to the end and send Buddha to the west.He decided to help Zheng Xidan complete this historically arduous task.
"Brother Dan, don't worry. I won't let you down." Wang Xiaobing promised softly.
"Well. It's night, you go back first." Zheng Xidan looked lonely and slightly nervous.
Wang Xiaobing returned home with excitement and missed the golden theater time. However, he did something more interesting than watching "The Great Times".After taking a bath, watching "Dragon and Tiger List", recalling Xiao Shuang's naked body, secretly determined to be a good person, so he fell asleep with satisfaction.
Occasionally, a domestic hen came in and pecked at the rice grains on the ground.
When he was seated, Wang Xiaobing noticed a strange phenomenon. Originally, Zheng Xidan and Xiaoshuang were husband and wife and should sit together, but he happened to be sandwiched between them, which made him feel like a light bulb. persuaded.
The two couples continued to put vegetables in Wang Xiaobing's bowl, which made him feel embarrassed.
Zheng Xidan toasted again and again, but luckily it was beer, otherwise he would be very drunk.After eating for a full half an hour, it can be said that the wine is full and the face is full of oil.
Drinking beer is not easy to get drunk, but you often have to go to the toilet.Wang Xiaobing drank about three bottles of beer, drank two bowls of pig's knuckle soup, and went to the toilet three times to relieve himself. He was four points drunk, but his consciousness was still clear, and his speech was not muddled. Let's call each other brothers.
After dinner and a cup of hot tea, it was already eight o'clock.
The Chinese lights in the village come on early in the morning, and occasionally there are dogs barking one after another, which shows the silence of the village.
"Brother Dan, take out the pen and paper, and I'll help you write the letter." Wang Xiaobing patted his belly and hiccupped.
"Okay. I don't have letter paper at home. I'll go buy it. You sit here. I may not be back so soon, so don't worry." Zheng Xidan glanced at Xiao Shuang meaningfully.Xiao Shuang lowered her head and rubbed the corners of her clothes with her hands, as if she had something on her mind.
"Okay, come back quickly." Wang Xiaobing leaned on the back of the chair and yawned.
Zheng Xidan walked out the door and closed the door behind him.Wang Xiaobing was slightly taken aback, but this was someone else's house, and it was quite normal to close the door in the dark, so he settled down again.After Zheng Xidan went out, only Wang Xiaobing and Xiaoshuang were left in the main room.The air in the room was a bit stuffy, and only the sound of the fan turning could be heard, which was quite quiet.
The two sat for a few minutes.
For a moment, he couldn't find a topic to break the silence.Wang Xiaobing glanced at Xiao Shuang from the corner of his eye, just happened to have Xiao Shuang's wonderful eyes also glanced over, the four eyes met, as if they were in contact with lightning, they shook each other, and then they each looked back, their heartbeats accelerated a little.
Wang Xiaobing has also experienced personnel matters. He fought Bai Qiuqun for a hundred rounds. Although he can't be called a master, he has experience. The so-called "watching all the pornographic movies in the world, naturally there is no code in his heart", he hasn't reached this level yet, but he still has some ideas in his mind. The vague shadow of Xiaoshuang appeared, but it was actually Bai Qiuqun's body.
As soon as the desire is moved in the heart, the virtual fire rises, the blood boils, the water evaporates faster, the mouth becomes dry, and the thirst is not quenched after drinking a cup of tea.
"Do you want more tea?" Xiao Shuang's sweet voice was particularly sticky.
"Yes." Wang Xiaobing nodded quickly.
Xiao Shuang stood up, her two plump thighs were about to come out in her pants.He went to the kitchen to add boiling water, and came out to bend down to refill Wang Xiaobing's tea.
In an instant, Wang Xiaobing saw Xiaoshuang's purple bra.
After pouring the tea, Xiao Shuang sat on the same bench next to Wang Xiaobing, less than three centimeters apart.Wang Xiaobing could smell her body fragrance, he suddenly became distracted, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, and managed to regain his composure.
"What is she going to do?" Wang Xiaobing had already realized that something was going to happen, and his thoughts changed rapidly, but he didn't have a clue.
Sure enough, Xiaoshuang's breathing became short, and a jade hand was already on Wang Xiaobing's thigh.Wang Xiaobing felt as if he had been electrocuted, his whole body trembled, his breathing quickened, he quickly picked up his teacup, took a sip, and said with a dry smile, "This tea is so hot."
Seeing Xiaoshuang's cheeks flushed, pupils dilated, and looking expectant, Wang Xiaobing felt that something big was about to happen.
It's really not good for a lonely man and a widow to be in the same room.
Suddenly, Xiao Shuang plucked up her courage, leaned forward, hugged Wang Xiaobing tightly, and whispered: "Do you want to sleep with me?"
"This..." Wang Xiaobing thought of Bai Qiuqun, and his blood was rushing all over his body.
Xiao Shuang had already pressed her lips to Wang Xiaobing's ear, and the hot air from her breath made him feel itchy.
Remembering that Zheng Xidan went out to buy pens and paper, he should be back soon, but when he saw that it was not fun, he quickly turned his head and said, "Sister Shuang, Brother Dan is coming back."
"He won't come back." Xiaoshuang posted like a soft snake.
"Why don't you come back?" Wang Xiaobing asked suspiciously, "To the village chief's grocery store, the round trip will take up to 10 minutes."
"He will knock on the door when he comes back." Xiao Shuang took Wang Xiaobing's arm and walked into the bedroom.
"Really don't want it, brother Dan saw it, it's not good for both of us." Wang Xiaobing refused.Alcohol was working, although it was a bit seductive, but thinking of the serious consequences, he restrained himself.
"He agreed." Mo Wang Xiaoshuang was a young woman with a lot of strength, so she forcibly dragged Wang Xiaobing into the bedroom.
Wang Xiaobing, who was not completely drunk, suddenly had a flash of inspiration, suddenly understood, he understood what was going on, he was both surprised and happy, unexpectedly Zheng Xidan came to him to do this kind of thing.
The young man is full of vigor, lustful, and drunk. Relying on the aphrodisiac effect of alcohol, he no longer refuses, picks up Xiao Shuang, throws him on the bed, and then does the sex work with ease.
Wang Xiaobing's sword is not old, it is extremely sharp, it is invincible, and it can go in and out without hindrance.The only difference is that Xiaoshuang, a young woman, has never given birth, which gives people more pleasure and makes Wang Xiaobing know the difference between a girl and an aunt.
Four or ten minutes later, the two of them were gluey, dripping with sweat, embracing each other tightly, savoring the fused body temperature.
"Sister Shuang, you are not young, can't Brother Shidan?" Wang Xiaobing gently kissed Xiaoshuang's plump forehead and said softly.
"Well, I went to the hospital. He can't do it. I really want a child. If a woman doesn't have a child, she will always be looked at by other women in a strange way. It's really uncomfortable." Xiaoshuang snuggled up to Wang Xiaobing like a bird In his arms, said sweetly.
"There will be." Wang Xiaobing hugged Xiaoshuang tightly and promised.
After half an hour, Zheng Xidan still hasn't come back.Wang Xiaobing was young and strong, and had sex with Xiaoshuang again, and he was exhausted until after ten o'clock.
After fighting all night, Wang Xiaobing had already digested the food in his stomach. He was a little hungry, but there was nothing to eat.Looking at the hanging clock on the wall, it was already 10:30, and it was time to go home, so he bid farewell to Xiao Shuang.The two are reluctant to say goodbye.Seeing Xiaoshuang with scattered clouds, Wang Xiaobing didn't want to leave either, but this is Zheng Xidan's home, so he couldn't leave.He opened the door, and as soon as he reached the door, he ran into Zheng Xidan who had come back.
"Brother Dan..." Wang Xiaobing greeted awkwardly, wanting to say something, but couldn't think of what to say.
"It's a tacit understanding." Zheng Xidan obviously smoked a lot, and the breath he exhaled had a strong smell of smoke.
"I..." Wang Xiaobing knew he had taken advantage, and wanted to express his guilt, but couldn't find the right words.
"I went to buy letter paper, but I didn't find any. You can come back in two days." Unexpectedly, Zheng Xidan said such a sentence, his tone was quite sincere, and he didn't seem to be pretending.
Wang Xiaobing was moved, he took Zheng Xidan's hand and shook it tightly.Now that he is on a pirate ship, if he refuses him, he will be too sorry for him.Good people do it to the end and send Buddha to the west.He decided to help Zheng Xidan complete this historically arduous task.
"Brother Dan, don't worry. I won't let you down." Wang Xiaobing promised softly.
"Well. It's night, you go back first." Zheng Xidan looked lonely and slightly nervous.
Wang Xiaobing returned home with excitement and missed the golden theater time. However, he did something more interesting than watching "The Great Times".After taking a bath, watching "Dragon and Tiger List", recalling Xiao Shuang's naked body, secretly determined to be a good person, so he fell asleep with satisfaction.
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