Merry Little Farmer
Chapter 0008 The Uninvited Guest
The next day, I worked half a day at the village head's house and finished the work.
The village chief was also present when he paid the bill and received his wages. In order to curry favor with him, Wang Xiaobing cut his flesh with pain. Originally, it was at least five yuan for two and a half days, but he voluntarily refused it. He said with a smile: "My fish pond was only rented by the village chief. It’s right to come to help. I won’t get paid.”
"How can you work without getting paid?" The village head said with a smile, "That's what you deserve."
"Come here to eat at noon, it's considered wages." Wang Xiaobing also laughed.
"You really know how to argue." The village chief unscrewed the lid of the thermos steel cup and took two sips of tea.That means that they are planning not to pay Wang Xiaobing.
However, Huang Lihua said with a smile: "Fish ponds are one thing, this is the same thing. After doing the work, you must get paid. Otherwise, I would be embarrassed. Here, take it." The five-yuan note was stuffed into Wang Xiaobing's hand.
"Sister Huang, I really don't need it." Wang Xiaobing politely refused.
The two of them were pushing back and forth with four hands, as if they were doing acrobatics with a five-yuan bill.Huang Lihua seemed to be touching Wang Xiaobing's hand deliberately, rubbing it back and forth.Wang Xiaobing was slightly embarrassed, and the scene in the toilet that day appeared in his mind, and he couldn't help shaking.
The village chief wanted Wang Xiaobing to accept his wages, but in desperation, Wang Xiaobing had no choice but to accept the five-yuan note.Xie Jiahua was also paid five yuan.Zheng Xidan is a big worker, five yuan a day, a total of 12 yuan and fifty cents for two and a half days.
After having lunch at the village head's house, the three of them bid farewell and went home.
As soon as he reached the gate of the yard, Huang Lihua chased him out and called Wang Xiaobing: "Xiaobing, how is the rice field eel in your fish pond doing?"
"It's ready to sell. My dad sold a few catties a few days ago." Wang Xiaobing held a toothpick in his mouth.
"I'll pick a few in a few days." Huang Lihua said with a smile.
"Okay, Sister Huang can come whenever you want." Wang Xiaobing said very generously.
Rice field eel has an aphrodisiac effect.Anyone who sells rice field eels mostly wants to nourish yin and invigorate the kidney.The slogan of the ad is "Good kidneys are good for everyone". The word "everyone" of course refers to the husband and wife.Wang Xiaobing also knew that the village head had kidney deficiency, and if he was with Huang Lihua, it was estimated that all men would suffer from kidney deficiency.
Xie Jiahua, it doesn't matter if he has no money at hand, once he has a few bills, it will flow into other people's wallets very quickly.He has a hobby, that is, he likes to fight landlords or cheat gold flowers with others, but he loses more than he wins.Now that he had five yuan in his hand, he left Wang Xiaobing behind and went to find someone to play cards.
Wang Xiaobing and Zheng Xidan walked together, feeling slightly cramped.
"Here, take it." Zheng Xidan actually drew a two-yuan note and handed it to Wang Xiaobing.
"Give it to me?" Wang Xiaobing couldn't believe what he heard.
"Well, don't spread that matter." Zheng Xidan's eyes shot a pleading look.
"Brother Dan, don't worry, only you know, I know, she knows, and no one will know." Wang Xiaobing didn't want to take this kind of hush money, patted his chest and said.
"Remember to come to my house in two days. I need your help." Zheng Xidan's complexion was much better than last night.
"Definitely!" Wang Xiaobing nodded.
The two brothers parted ways when they reached the fork in the road, and went home separately.Wang Xiaobing returned home, gave the five-yuan note to Xu Juan, and took back a two-yuan note from her.
I spent two days in a hut in a fish pond.
On this day, Zheng Xidan found a fish pond and asked Wang Xiaobing to "write a letter" at home at night, and Wang Xiaobing agreed.After all, if you want to help people to the end, if you give up halfway, I am so sorry for them.
Looking at the back of Zheng Xidan going away, Wang Xiaobing felt guilty for him.But after Xiao Shuang's naked body appeared in his mind, the unhappiness was swept away immediately.
"Xiao Shuang, wait for me, I won't let you down!"
I yelled with passion in my heart, stood by the pond and did a few minutes of warm-up exercises, and then jumped into the pond with a bang, splashing a splash of water.
Swimming is a piece of cake for him. He is proficient in breaststroke, backstroke, and freestyle.While he was swimming on his back, he suddenly heard a familiar voice: "Xiao Bing~"
Wang Xiaobing followed the sound and saw it was Bai Qiuqun, he said with a smile: "Miss Bai, do you want to eat carp?"
"Yes." Bai Qiuqun replied in a childish voice, and then went straight to the hut by the bank, "It's so hot. Xiao Bing, there won't be any beauties hiding in your hut, right?"
"There should be." Wang Xiaobing looked around, seeing no one else, and said with a smile.
"Where is it? Let me see what kind of beauty she is." Bai Qiuqun walked over with her fat buttocks twisted.
"It will be there later. There will definitely be after you go in." Wang Xiaobing was thinking in his heart whether the purpose of Bai Qiuqun's coming here was to ask him to pay the public to withhold food.Thinking of going to Xiaoshuang to sow seeds at night, and fighting on two fronts, it is really not easy to deal with.
"Hehe, then I really want to see that beauty." Bai Qiuqun twisted his waist and walked into the simple thatched hut.
If you don't come, don't come, if you come, there will be two, what should I do?
Wang Xiaobing stood in the middle of the pond, with only one head exposed, pouring water on his head with both palms to cool off, to see if he could come up with a clever plan.
"Sister Bai, can you tell me about the fish pond?" Wang Xiaobing looked at the hut and asked.
"I said it. There is a chance. But Chuanxing often comes to my house, and Da Zhong is too embarrassed to refuse him. I will try my best to help you. Your hut is really cool. What is this?" Bai Qiuqun asked curiously from the hut come out.
"Sister Bai, wait until I catch a carp for you." Saying that, she dived into the water.
After chasing the fish in the water for a while, Wang Xiaobing thought to himself: "This woman really knows how to play tricks. While accepting Wang Chuanxing's gift, she came to put pressure on me. Just wait and see how I die every day."
Bai Qiuqun waited for Wang Xiaobing to go to the hut, but Wang Xiaobing lingered in the water and could not go ashore. With his ability to catch fish, he could catch a fish in ten minutes, but now he was swimming slowly in the water, not catching a fish. Fish, but catching fish.
"Little soldier~" Bai Qiuqun's impatient voice came from the hut again.
"Here we come. We caught the carp." Wang Xiaobing's mind turned sharply, but he couldn't think of a way to deal with it.If it wasn't for the arduous task at night, it would have been Bai Qiuqun's success.
While hesitating, Xie Jiahua came.When Wang Xiaobing saw the savior, Moti was so happy.
"Xiao Bing, I just came to take a bath in such a hot day." Xie Jiahua took off his T-shirt, knee-length shorts, and finally even his underwear.
"Sister Bai is here. You exhibitionist." Wang Xiaobing pointed at the hut and cursed with a smile.
"What is she here for?" Xie Jiahua hurriedly lifted up the underpants that had faded to his calves, jumped into the water with a sound, and asked softly.
"Sister Bai came to tell me that we should come to her house NO.18 to help dig the well." Wang Xiaobing deliberately raised his voice to avoid Bai Qiuqun's suspicion.
Sure enough, Bai Qiuqun came out of the thatched hut, and said with a smile: "Hei Niu is here, you two remember that he will be there that day, if you don't come, there are not enough people." Saying that, he put on his white cloth cap and wanted to leave.
"Remember." Wang Xiaobing had already caught a carp, "Sister Bai, the carp you bought. I'll string it up for you." He pulled a few aquatic plants from the pond, twisted them together, strung the fish's mouth, and threw it on the shore.
"I'll give you money tomorrow. I haven't brought enough now." Bai Qiuqun picked up the carp that was alive and kicking on the ground, and went straight.
Seeing Bai Qiuqun's figure going away, Wang Xiaobing felt much more relaxed.It won't be long before the fish pond will re-sign the contract. If it is not for relying on the party secretary and the village chief, he will not care about them.
"Hei Niu, you've lost everything again." Generally speaking, if the Xie family avatar had money, they probably wouldn't come here to swim.
"Hey, you're so smart, you guessed it right." Xie Jiahua laughed as he scrubbed his strong body in the water.
"You're smart, you know you're making a contribution to others again." Wang Xiaobing shook his head and said, "It's better to treat me to a big meal if you have the money, than to lose everything."
"Okay, next time I have money, I'll treat you to a restaurant!" This sentence has been said many times. Whenever he has money in his hand, he first goes to make contributions to his poker friends, and when he appears in front of Wang Xiaobing again , It is already penniless.
"You just blow it loudly, and then you forget it." Wang Xiaobing didn't expect him to treat him to a big meal, so he leaned back and swam on his back in the water.
The two of them swam in the fish pond until evening, and went back to Wang Xiaobing's house for dinner together. Afterwards, Wang Xiaobing found a reason to leave Xie Jiahua aside, around seven o'clock, when it was already dark, he quietly touched Zheng Xidan's house. Home.
People in the countryside, after having dinner in summer and chatting in front of the house, usually go home to watch TV after seven o'clock.There are few pedestrians on the roads in the village, and Wang Xiaobing walked all the way, but he didn't see a few people.
"It feels like a thief."
In the evening wind, Wang Xiaobing looked left and right, and when he was about to reach Zheng Xidan's house, he glanced again, seeing that no one had entered Zheng Xidan's yard in a blink of an eye.
The door is open, the orange light shines through, and it is quiet inside.
The chickens and ducks have all returned to their cages, and occasionally they make loud noises, which are particularly ear-piercing.
This time, he didn't dare to enter the door, he coughed twice outside the door, waiting for Zheng Xidan to come out to greet him.However, after coughing a few times, Zheng Xidan did not come out, but Xiao Shuang came out to the door and waved.
"Where's Brother Dan?" Wang Xiaobing entered the door and asked softly.
"He went out in the afternoon." Xiao Shuang locked the door.
Wang Xiaobing picked up Xiaoshuang and carried her into the bedroom.Xiao Shuang giggled coquettishly.
The two have long known the joys of men and women, and now that fish and water blend together, it is even more joyful.After one night, Wang Xiaobing contributed twice, which greatly satisfied Xiaoshuang.
After the battle, Xiao Shuang leaned on Wang Xiaobing's arm and said softly, "Whoever will be your wife in the future will be so happy."
"Hey." Wang Xiaobing smiled without saying a word.
At this moment, there was a knock on the door of "Tuk Tuk" suddenly outside the gate.
Not to mention Wang Xiaobing, even Xiaoshuang thought it was Zheng Xidan who had returned, because the knock on the door was a signal, once there was a knock on the door, it would signal that Wang Xiaobing should leave the battlefield.
Wang Xiaobing turned over and got up, looking for his underpants everywhere, because the two had already started fighting outside the bedroom door, the underpants and bra were thrown all over the floor, he finally got dressed, he hurried out with his slippers on, opened the door, he ate a shock.
The person standing at the door was not Zheng Xidan, but a stranger. He was over forty years old, a little scruffy, with dark complexion, hair like a bird's nest, and a few beards protruding sparsely from his chin. He looked rather wretched.
The village chief was also present when he paid the bill and received his wages. In order to curry favor with him, Wang Xiaobing cut his flesh with pain. Originally, it was at least five yuan for two and a half days, but he voluntarily refused it. He said with a smile: "My fish pond was only rented by the village chief. It’s right to come to help. I won’t get paid.”
"How can you work without getting paid?" The village head said with a smile, "That's what you deserve."
"Come here to eat at noon, it's considered wages." Wang Xiaobing also laughed.
"You really know how to argue." The village chief unscrewed the lid of the thermos steel cup and took two sips of tea.That means that they are planning not to pay Wang Xiaobing.
However, Huang Lihua said with a smile: "Fish ponds are one thing, this is the same thing. After doing the work, you must get paid. Otherwise, I would be embarrassed. Here, take it." The five-yuan note was stuffed into Wang Xiaobing's hand.
"Sister Huang, I really don't need it." Wang Xiaobing politely refused.
The two of them were pushing back and forth with four hands, as if they were doing acrobatics with a five-yuan bill.Huang Lihua seemed to be touching Wang Xiaobing's hand deliberately, rubbing it back and forth.Wang Xiaobing was slightly embarrassed, and the scene in the toilet that day appeared in his mind, and he couldn't help shaking.
The village chief wanted Wang Xiaobing to accept his wages, but in desperation, Wang Xiaobing had no choice but to accept the five-yuan note.Xie Jiahua was also paid five yuan.Zheng Xidan is a big worker, five yuan a day, a total of 12 yuan and fifty cents for two and a half days.
After having lunch at the village head's house, the three of them bid farewell and went home.
As soon as he reached the gate of the yard, Huang Lihua chased him out and called Wang Xiaobing: "Xiaobing, how is the rice field eel in your fish pond doing?"
"It's ready to sell. My dad sold a few catties a few days ago." Wang Xiaobing held a toothpick in his mouth.
"I'll pick a few in a few days." Huang Lihua said with a smile.
"Okay, Sister Huang can come whenever you want." Wang Xiaobing said very generously.
Rice field eel has an aphrodisiac effect.Anyone who sells rice field eels mostly wants to nourish yin and invigorate the kidney.The slogan of the ad is "Good kidneys are good for everyone". The word "everyone" of course refers to the husband and wife.Wang Xiaobing also knew that the village head had kidney deficiency, and if he was with Huang Lihua, it was estimated that all men would suffer from kidney deficiency.
Xie Jiahua, it doesn't matter if he has no money at hand, once he has a few bills, it will flow into other people's wallets very quickly.He has a hobby, that is, he likes to fight landlords or cheat gold flowers with others, but he loses more than he wins.Now that he had five yuan in his hand, he left Wang Xiaobing behind and went to find someone to play cards.
Wang Xiaobing and Zheng Xidan walked together, feeling slightly cramped.
"Here, take it." Zheng Xidan actually drew a two-yuan note and handed it to Wang Xiaobing.
"Give it to me?" Wang Xiaobing couldn't believe what he heard.
"Well, don't spread that matter." Zheng Xidan's eyes shot a pleading look.
"Brother Dan, don't worry, only you know, I know, she knows, and no one will know." Wang Xiaobing didn't want to take this kind of hush money, patted his chest and said.
"Remember to come to my house in two days. I need your help." Zheng Xidan's complexion was much better than last night.
"Definitely!" Wang Xiaobing nodded.
The two brothers parted ways when they reached the fork in the road, and went home separately.Wang Xiaobing returned home, gave the five-yuan note to Xu Juan, and took back a two-yuan note from her.
I spent two days in a hut in a fish pond.
On this day, Zheng Xidan found a fish pond and asked Wang Xiaobing to "write a letter" at home at night, and Wang Xiaobing agreed.After all, if you want to help people to the end, if you give up halfway, I am so sorry for them.
Looking at the back of Zheng Xidan going away, Wang Xiaobing felt guilty for him.But after Xiao Shuang's naked body appeared in his mind, the unhappiness was swept away immediately.
"Xiao Shuang, wait for me, I won't let you down!"
I yelled with passion in my heart, stood by the pond and did a few minutes of warm-up exercises, and then jumped into the pond with a bang, splashing a splash of water.
Swimming is a piece of cake for him. He is proficient in breaststroke, backstroke, and freestyle.While he was swimming on his back, he suddenly heard a familiar voice: "Xiao Bing~"
Wang Xiaobing followed the sound and saw it was Bai Qiuqun, he said with a smile: "Miss Bai, do you want to eat carp?"
"Yes." Bai Qiuqun replied in a childish voice, and then went straight to the hut by the bank, "It's so hot. Xiao Bing, there won't be any beauties hiding in your hut, right?"
"There should be." Wang Xiaobing looked around, seeing no one else, and said with a smile.
"Where is it? Let me see what kind of beauty she is." Bai Qiuqun walked over with her fat buttocks twisted.
"It will be there later. There will definitely be after you go in." Wang Xiaobing was thinking in his heart whether the purpose of Bai Qiuqun's coming here was to ask him to pay the public to withhold food.Thinking of going to Xiaoshuang to sow seeds at night, and fighting on two fronts, it is really not easy to deal with.
"Hehe, then I really want to see that beauty." Bai Qiuqun twisted his waist and walked into the simple thatched hut.
If you don't come, don't come, if you come, there will be two, what should I do?
Wang Xiaobing stood in the middle of the pond, with only one head exposed, pouring water on his head with both palms to cool off, to see if he could come up with a clever plan.
"Sister Bai, can you tell me about the fish pond?" Wang Xiaobing looked at the hut and asked.
"I said it. There is a chance. But Chuanxing often comes to my house, and Da Zhong is too embarrassed to refuse him. I will try my best to help you. Your hut is really cool. What is this?" Bai Qiuqun asked curiously from the hut come out.
"Sister Bai, wait until I catch a carp for you." Saying that, she dived into the water.
After chasing the fish in the water for a while, Wang Xiaobing thought to himself: "This woman really knows how to play tricks. While accepting Wang Chuanxing's gift, she came to put pressure on me. Just wait and see how I die every day."
Bai Qiuqun waited for Wang Xiaobing to go to the hut, but Wang Xiaobing lingered in the water and could not go ashore. With his ability to catch fish, he could catch a fish in ten minutes, but now he was swimming slowly in the water, not catching a fish. Fish, but catching fish.
"Little soldier~" Bai Qiuqun's impatient voice came from the hut again.
"Here we come. We caught the carp." Wang Xiaobing's mind turned sharply, but he couldn't think of a way to deal with it.If it wasn't for the arduous task at night, it would have been Bai Qiuqun's success.
While hesitating, Xie Jiahua came.When Wang Xiaobing saw the savior, Moti was so happy.
"Xiao Bing, I just came to take a bath in such a hot day." Xie Jiahua took off his T-shirt, knee-length shorts, and finally even his underwear.
"Sister Bai is here. You exhibitionist." Wang Xiaobing pointed at the hut and cursed with a smile.
"What is she here for?" Xie Jiahua hurriedly lifted up the underpants that had faded to his calves, jumped into the water with a sound, and asked softly.
"Sister Bai came to tell me that we should come to her house NO.18 to help dig the well." Wang Xiaobing deliberately raised his voice to avoid Bai Qiuqun's suspicion.
Sure enough, Bai Qiuqun came out of the thatched hut, and said with a smile: "Hei Niu is here, you two remember that he will be there that day, if you don't come, there are not enough people." Saying that, he put on his white cloth cap and wanted to leave.
"Remember." Wang Xiaobing had already caught a carp, "Sister Bai, the carp you bought. I'll string it up for you." He pulled a few aquatic plants from the pond, twisted them together, strung the fish's mouth, and threw it on the shore.
"I'll give you money tomorrow. I haven't brought enough now." Bai Qiuqun picked up the carp that was alive and kicking on the ground, and went straight.
Seeing Bai Qiuqun's figure going away, Wang Xiaobing felt much more relaxed.It won't be long before the fish pond will re-sign the contract. If it is not for relying on the party secretary and the village chief, he will not care about them.
"Hei Niu, you've lost everything again." Generally speaking, if the Xie family avatar had money, they probably wouldn't come here to swim.
"Hey, you're so smart, you guessed it right." Xie Jiahua laughed as he scrubbed his strong body in the water.
"You're smart, you know you're making a contribution to others again." Wang Xiaobing shook his head and said, "It's better to treat me to a big meal if you have the money, than to lose everything."
"Okay, next time I have money, I'll treat you to a restaurant!" This sentence has been said many times. Whenever he has money in his hand, he first goes to make contributions to his poker friends, and when he appears in front of Wang Xiaobing again , It is already penniless.
"You just blow it loudly, and then you forget it." Wang Xiaobing didn't expect him to treat him to a big meal, so he leaned back and swam on his back in the water.
The two of them swam in the fish pond until evening, and went back to Wang Xiaobing's house for dinner together. Afterwards, Wang Xiaobing found a reason to leave Xie Jiahua aside, around seven o'clock, when it was already dark, he quietly touched Zheng Xidan's house. Home.
People in the countryside, after having dinner in summer and chatting in front of the house, usually go home to watch TV after seven o'clock.There are few pedestrians on the roads in the village, and Wang Xiaobing walked all the way, but he didn't see a few people.
"It feels like a thief."
In the evening wind, Wang Xiaobing looked left and right, and when he was about to reach Zheng Xidan's house, he glanced again, seeing that no one had entered Zheng Xidan's yard in a blink of an eye.
The door is open, the orange light shines through, and it is quiet inside.
The chickens and ducks have all returned to their cages, and occasionally they make loud noises, which are particularly ear-piercing.
This time, he didn't dare to enter the door, he coughed twice outside the door, waiting for Zheng Xidan to come out to greet him.However, after coughing a few times, Zheng Xidan did not come out, but Xiao Shuang came out to the door and waved.
"Where's Brother Dan?" Wang Xiaobing entered the door and asked softly.
"He went out in the afternoon." Xiao Shuang locked the door.
Wang Xiaobing picked up Xiaoshuang and carried her into the bedroom.Xiao Shuang giggled coquettishly.
The two have long known the joys of men and women, and now that fish and water blend together, it is even more joyful.After one night, Wang Xiaobing contributed twice, which greatly satisfied Xiaoshuang.
After the battle, Xiao Shuang leaned on Wang Xiaobing's arm and said softly, "Whoever will be your wife in the future will be so happy."
"Hey." Wang Xiaobing smiled without saying a word.
At this moment, there was a knock on the door of "Tuk Tuk" suddenly outside the gate.
Not to mention Wang Xiaobing, even Xiaoshuang thought it was Zheng Xidan who had returned, because the knock on the door was a signal, once there was a knock on the door, it would signal that Wang Xiaobing should leave the battlefield.
Wang Xiaobing turned over and got up, looking for his underpants everywhere, because the two had already started fighting outside the bedroom door, the underpants and bra were thrown all over the floor, he finally got dressed, he hurried out with his slippers on, opened the door, he ate a shock.
The person standing at the door was not Zheng Xidan, but a stranger. He was over forty years old, a little scruffy, with dark complexion, hair like a bird's nest, and a few beards protruding sparsely from his chin. He looked rather wretched.
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