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After Yan Xiaokai answered Ximen Yaoming's call, he asked lazily, "I did not make a wrong call, did I, Ximen Qing?"

Ximen Yaoming was stunned for a moment, then asked anxiously: "The surname is Yan, Yan Xiaokai?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "That's right, it's me."

Ximen Yaoming said: "Yan Xiaokai, remember, my name is Ximen Yaoming, not Ximen Qing, and I also checked the genealogy, my family has nothing to do with him."

Simon is dead?

No money but life?

Yan Xiao laughed, the name is interesting, and then said: "Okay, no matter what you are Ximen, tell me quickly, what can you do with me? If you are challenging me, I advise you to forget it, you You can't even beat my little brother, how can you have the qualifications to challenge me? If you want to warn me to be careful, I advise you to save your mouth, I have never been threatened..."

"No, it's not! You listen to me first." Ximen Yaoming interrupted him anxiously, and then said: "I'm not asking you to talk about this, and now I'm a bodhisattva who has crossed the river, so I don't have the heart to settle accounts with you, Do you remember what you said last night, what day is today when I commit crimes against Peach Blossoms, especially if I offend Peach Blossoms, then I will be very unlucky?"

"That's right, it's indeed what I said. Today is the Extinction Day, and it's designed to kill those who commit crimes!" Yan Xiaokai nodded, and then asked: "What? Don't tell me you're not unlucky?"

"Who says I'm not unlucky!" Ximen Yaoming complained, "I'm unlucky, I'm unlucky, I'm so unlucky!"

Yan Dashen stick really hit the mark, this Ximen Yaoming was really unlucky today, and it was uncommonly unlucky, it was extremely unlucky.

Strictly speaking, after twelve o'clock last night, he was like a catastrophe possessed, his head was in trouble, and nothing went smoothly.

First of all, he was beaten badly by Bi Yuntao.

Although Yan Xiaokai had already reminded him that there would be a bloody disaster after twelve o'clock, he didn't take it to heart. He only thought that his skills were inferior to others and he was destined to be injured. This was a matter of course. It doesn't matter if your fallacies are heresy.

After Yan Xiaokai left with Zheng Peilin and Bi Yuntao, he asked someone to treat his injuries. Although it was only a minor injury, it seriously damaged his mood, and he no longer had the pleasure of continuing to sing k and drink.

However, it was only a little over 12:30 at this time, and it was obviously not his habit to end the nightlife so early.

After the scene was over, he sat alone in the chaotic box, feeling extremely depressed.

Tonight, the rabbit didn't eat, and even made a fuss. I was obviously a fair and fair person, but I was made to look like a slut, so my heart was naturally full of anger!

If he doesn't find a place to vent his anger, he will definitely not need to sleep tonight.

Thinking of this, he hurriedly made a phone call, and after summoning two pig friends, he went straight to the Royal Court Club!

The Royal Court Club is a private club, and it is not open to the public. To be precise, it is not open to ordinary people, except for those who are either rich or expensive.

It implements a membership system, and the membership system is quite strict. In addition to paying a membership fee of 120 million, new members must be introduced and guaranteed by two or more old members before they can join.

What kind of club is so great that it charges a membership fee of over one million?

Royal Court, as the name suggests, as long as you become its member, you will get emperor-level service and enjoyment here.

After Ximen Yaoming came, he declared that he was in a bad mood tonight.

The manager of the club hurriedly persuaded him with kind words, and then strongly recommended the twin young model sisters to him.

Called over to have a look, the figure and appearance are both excellent, especially the two sisters are exactly the same in their speech, movements, and even expressions.

It's just that Ximen Yaoming obviously has no sexual interest, and fungus looks fresh, but usually there is no technique to speak of!

Ximen Yaoming is a man of knowledge, and he knows that if he wants to get rid of evil spirits, he must find a plump mature woman who is considerate and considerate, warm in winter and cool in summer.

So in the end, he found a mature woman who was still charming, extremely plump, and about the same age as him.

However, only a few minutes after the battle started, his terrified cries rang out in the presidential suite.

The manager led someone in to have a look, and was immediately dumbfounded, because blood was everywhere on the bed, like a murder scene.

It took a long time to understand that the woman came early, and Ximen Yaoming unfortunately became famous.

Ximen Yaoming was furious on the spot and almost smashed the clubhouse. The owner of the club came to apologize in person and gave him a red envelope before he left angrily.

After another bloodbath, the Ximen official completely lost his interest in playing, he didn't want to go anywhere, he just wanted to go home and have a good sleep to end this depressing day.

However, how did he know that his bad luck had just begun!

At the door of the house, there was a "don't squeak" sound from the foot of the car, and he slipped and fell on his back, and the thing that made him fall turned out to be a pile of dog shit.

What made him especially depressed was that this piece of shit was made by his family's Wangcai!

"Damn it, when winter comes, see if I don't eat you in hot pot!"

Ximen Yaoming cursed harshly, then jumped into the room.

After taking a bath, I went to bed with great difficulty, and fell asleep with great difficulty. As a result, I had more than a dozen nightmares in a row, as if I was possessed by a ghost. He fell down, hit a big bag on his head, and was completely woken up.

Ximen Yaoming was so depressed that he climbed into bed to go to sleep again, but he couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning, so he could only get up to brush his teeth and wash his face.

There is a saying that goes well, if you want to be unlucky, you will have a toothache if you drink cold water!

When he was brushing his teeth, because he was absent-minded and forced too much, he stabbed his gums and bled from his mouth.

Ximen Yaoming was so angry that he threw the toothbrush and toothpaste into the toilet. As a result... as you can imagine, the toilet was blocked.

After the tossing, he went downstairs to have breakfast, but he found a bone in the ham again, stuck in his throat, and he was so angry that he flipped the table on the spot.

It was so easy for someone to pinch the bone out, and Ximen Yaoming also sat down on the sofa and gasped for breath. It was at this time that he finally remembered what Yan Xiaokai said to him last night, saying that today is the day of Jueyan Mie Ri, he, a person whose fate is peach blossom, will be unlucky, ranging from minor injuries and pains to minor misfortunes, and serious problems such as loss of wealth, bad luck, and fate, and maybe he will die.

Originally, he didn't take this seriously, thinking that he was talking nonsense and alarmist talk, but now, he really couldn't believe it, because all the prophecies of that guy had come true, he said that he was on the [-]th night last night. After clicking, there will be two bloody disasters in a row, and this day will be very unlucky.

Getting his nose broken by Bi Yuntao counts as one time, and being popular in the Royal Court Club counts as one time, and today is really bad luck one after another.

But at this time, he didn't think about looking for Yan Xiaokai, but he thought it was a fluke, it's just that everything goes wrong, so I won't go out today, stay at home and don't go anywhere. This can always turn bad luck into good luck!

After making up his mind, he turned off his mobile phone in order to avoid those pig friends looking for him, and decided to watch island country blockbusters at home today, flirt with young maids, swim, keep fit, and play golf ball or something.

It's not just one day, it will pass soon.

After making the plan, he went back to the room again, turned on the computer that cost 90 yuan to assemble, then logged in to several commonly used websites, and then opened the Thunder downloader. Nearly 99 tasks were downloaded at the same time, and the fiber-optic speed plus membership After downloading, in less than half an hour, the tasks have reached more than [-]%. Seeing that some of them have reached [-]%, you can enjoy them right away, but when you look closely, you find that the computer has not responded. The mouse does not move at all.

Toss for a while, to no avail.He could only shut down and restart, but at this moment the system couldn't get in, he was so angry that he couldn't help kicking the host, but with this light kick, the host was so fragile that it started to smoke, and the more it smoked, the more it smoked. Big, like a fire.

"Damn it!" Ximen Yaoming was terrified, jumped up from the chair in a hurry, picked up the coffee on the table and poured it down!

With a sound of "chi la", the smoke finally went out, and the host was finished.When the maintenance personnel came to take it apart and looked at it, they said that his hard disk was useless and the data could not be recovered!

Ximen Yaoming's face turned pale when he heard the words, and he shouted in a hissed voice wanting to cry without tears: "It's over, is it over? My collection of [-]g, my Sora Aoi, my uncoded Akiho Yoshizawa, my household name Tian Huilixiang... Oh my god, just kill me directly!"

After driving the people away, Ximen Yaoming lay down on the bed dejectedly. The young maid came in to clean up the messy room, and seeing her seductive round body when she bent over, he felt lustful again when he was still depressed. I couldn't help stretching out my claws!

Although the maid was reluctant, she could only endure the humiliation for this job with a monthly salary of over [-].

Ximen Yaoming saw that she didn't resist, but rather wanted to refuse and welcome her, so he simply pulled her onto the bed, put his hand into the maid's uniform skirt, touched her a few times, and he couldn't help sighing, she was still young Well, it was dripping with water as soon as he touched it, but after touching it a few more times, he felt something was wrong again, he pulled out his hand to look, and was dumbfounded again, because the blood in his hand was red...

Mb, what day is it today, are all women from all over the world here?

After the maid ran away shyly and angrily, Ximen Yaoming was so depressed that he wanted to kill someone. After cleaning his hands, he changed into swimming trunks and came to the back of the villa, ready to make a ten-meter sprint. Rinse off the mold in the pool.

However, after only running for ** meters, he realized something was wrong. The swimming pool, which was still full of water in the morning, had already been let go, and what was even more tragic was that it was too late when he wanted to stop!

With a sound of "snap!", he fell into the swimming pool very firmly, and his nose was bruised and his face was swollen on the spot. If the servant had changed the water earlier, there would be less than ten centimeters of water left in the pool. His little life would probably be reimbursed on the spot.

When someone helped him out of the swimming pool, Ximen Yaoming touched his bloody nose again. He finally completely believed what Yan Xiaokai said was true. He would be very unlucky today, very very bad luck.

At this time, he could no longer believe in evil, so he hurriedly asked someone to bring the phone...