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What is Ximen Yaoming doing on the phone, calling Zheng Peilin to find Yan Xiaokai?

No, although he is convinced that what Yan Xiaokai said is true, and knows that he is indeed a person who understands numerology and feng shui, he believes that he is not the only person in this world who has this ability. There were other people, so he asked his relatives and friends to find him a Feng Shui master to dispel evil spirits and exorcise evil spirits.

If you have money, you can invite ghosts to turn the mill, let alone a Feng Shui master?

Soon, a feng shui master came, a 37-year-old man in a suit, white and beardless, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, and holding a briefcase. He didn't look like a feng shui master, but an office worker.

Although what he took out from his briefcase was not a document, but a feng shui compass, Ximen Yaoming still couldn't help but have doubts about this person.

Yes, although Ximen Yaoming is not smart, he can never be said to be stupid, so before he started to exorcise evil spirits, he had a long-term mind and asked this gentle office worker Feng Shui master to calculate My fortune yesterday and today.

Who knew that this "Master"'s flaws were exposed when he asked this question. He actually said that Ximen Yaoming's auspicious stars have been shining for the past two days, his wealth is prosperous, and his wishes come true...

As a result, before he finished speaking, he was kicked out and beaten by Ximen Yaoming.

Not long after, another Feng Shui master came.

This person is about 50 years old, wearing a yellow Taoist robe, with a goatee, looks like a fairy, and looks like a man.

Although this one looks decent, because of the previous incident, Ximen Yaoming asked a question as usual before starting.

This feng shui master is a bit good, saying that he has been possessed by a disaster star for the past two days, and everything is not going well.

Ximen Yaoming was overjoyed when he heard it, and rewarded him [-] oceans on the spot, and asked him how to crack it.

The feng shui master said that he must open the altar and ask the Taishang Laojun to come out, so as to quell the disaster and prevent the catastrophe.

Fruits, raw chicken, garlic, fragrant paper, oil candles, spirit plaques... Ximen Yaoming fulfilled all requests. .

At the beginning, this old Taoist technique was still well done, holding a mahogany sword in one hand and ringing a bell in the other, walking around the altar table, chanting and burning talismans.

Ximen Yaoming saw it in his eyes and was very happy in his heart, because this Taoist priest seemed to have two skills, just looking at it, his brows frowned, because when the old Taoist was circling around the altar table, his body The Taoist robe he was wearing was actually ignited by the talisman fire in the fire plate, but he didn't even know it. It wasn't until it caught fire that he panicked and shouted.

In the end, this old man made himself ashamed, and almost bought Ximen Yaoming's house!

After the servants of Ximen Yaoming's family extinguished the fire on the old man, Ximen Yao unceremoniously pounced on him, snatched back the [-] oceans he had rewarded before, and then drove him out. Even he couldn't save himself. , still have the ability to save others?That's not a joke!

Finally, a monk came.

The monk was very old, and he didn't wear cassocks. He was just wearing a commoner garment and a pair of black cloth shoes. Although he looked rustic, he felt very clean and dignified.

After he came, Ximen Yaoming originally wanted to ask another question as usual, but the monk didn't give him a chance to ask the question, so he said first: "Dare to ask the benefactor if he has had bad luck these two days, and everything has not gone well. ?”

Ximen Yaoming nodded repeatedly.

The monk looked at him carefully for a while, and then asked: "Can the benefactor give Lao Na's birthday?"

Ximen Yaoming hurriedly reported his birthday.

The monk closed his eyes, pondered for a while, and when he opened his eyes, he sighed and shook his head, "The almsgiver's calamity is destined, please forgive me for being helpless!"

Ximen Yaoming hurriedly took out the banknote and pushed it over, "Master, Master, please save me, I'm really in the dark today, if you don't save me, I'm really going to die!"

The monk pushed the money back, and said indifferently: "The monks are merciful, and when they can relieve the world's worries, Lao Na will definitely go all out, but the benefactor is really helpless in this calamity. The only one who advises the benefactor , that is the person who needs to tie the bell to untie the bell, the benefactor should go to the noble person you hit!"

Ximen Yaoming asked suspiciously: "My nobleman?"

The monk nodded.

Ximen Yaoming hurriedly said: "Master, please give me some advice, which one is my nobleman!"

The monk smiled lightly, "The benefactor knows it well. Lao Na bid farewell!"

After all, the monk left irresponsibly like this, but he also confiscated half a dime from Ximen Yaoming.

Watching the monk leave helplessly, Ximen Yaoming stood there in a daze, unable to recover for a while, of course he knew who the monk was referring to, but could he find it?Does he look down?

After the three so-called masters, Ximen Yaoming was completely disheartened, but he still stubbornly refused to go to that so-called nobleman!

He decided that he wouldn't go anywhere or do anything, just lie on the sofa and watch TV. It shouldn't be dangerous, right?

After making up his mind, he really nestled on the sofa, didn't press the remote control, didn't change channels, just watched TV without moving, and for the next two hours, it was exactly as he had imagined , nothing happened.

The TV show was very boring. After watching it for two hours, he was already exhausted. In addition, he didn't have a good rest last night. He soon fell asleep, but when he was about to fall asleep, he suddenly heard a voice from outside the door. There was a loud "bang!", and a large truck that got out of control smashed through the iron gate and rushed straight in.

Seeing the front of the car getting closer and closer, Ximen Yaoming, who was half asleep and half awake, thought he was watching a [-]D movie. He bounced off the sofa and scrambled to the back.

With great difficulty, the truck finally stopped, and the sofa that Ximen Yaoming used to lie on was completely squashed.

Although Ximen Yaoming was not hit by the truck, he was also covered in cold sweat from the fright. Looking at the deformed sofa, he finally understood a fact.

People are going to be unlucky, and mothers are going to get married. This is the same principle. Whether you are going out or at home, what should come will come, and you can't stop it!

The series of events seemed to be accidental, coincidence, and accident, but Ximen Yaoming, who had been terrified, didn't think so. He thought it was fate, just like what Yan Xiaokai said, the end of the day, Dedicated to peach blossom life!And the old monk's words are also good words, the person who needs to tie the bell to untie the bell, if you want to escape this catastrophe, you must go to that noble man!

Thinking of this, he couldn't sit still any longer, quickly took the keys, and while driving out, he didn't care about the shame, so when he started the car and drove out, he called Zheng Peilin and asked her to find Yan Yan for him. open!

Unexpectedly, Zheng Peilin refused to answer his phone calls, which made him even more irritable and restless. As a result, he made a mistake in his busy schedule, and the car crashed into the wall before he could use the side door.

Shocked again, he didn't dare to do anything wrong again, so he hurriedly called the driver to take him out, but the road was not safe, there was a traffic jam, a cat was thrown, and he almost got into a car accident... Various bloody incidents were staged one after another.

After experiencing many dangers and narrow escapes, he finally came to the Police Academy, but when he was about to enter, he was stopped by security.

If it was in the past, he might have slapped him twice, but now it is different, he has learned from the past, he dare not get angry at all, he can only wait outside honestly!

Fortunately, at this moment he finally got a call from Yan Xiaokai.

When Ximen Yaoming was talking on the phone about how unlucky he was from last night to today, Yan Xiaokai finally couldn't help interrupting him, "Okay, Ximen Yaoming, I know your misfortune, I also sympathize with your experience, but I don't understand, what do you want me to do?"

"This..." Ximen Yaoming paused, and said a little embarrassedly: "Well, Yan Xiaokai, since you know that I am destined to commit a crime, you can be sure that I will be very unlucky today. You must be an expert The expert in the middle school, you must have some way to help me resolve this disaster, right?"

Yan Xiaokai said without even thinking about it: "Sorry, I really don't have this!"

Ximen Yaoming became anxious, "Impossible, you must have."

Yan Xiaokai said: "Ximen Yaoming, aren't you a little too funny, don't say I don't have this kind of ability, even if I do..."

"Look, let's see!" Ximen Yaoming said in repeated voices: "If you said it was a leak, I knew you had it! You must help me, help me!"

Yan Xiaokai laughed and said: "Can you let me finish my sentence?"

Ximen Yaoming said again and again: "Say it, say it, say it!"

Yan Xiaokai sneered and said, "I mean, even if I have this ability, do you think I will help you?"

Ximen Yaoming is a person who is arrogant and arrogant, and his eyes are higher than the top. If he wants to change his usual, he wants to make him humble to others. That is because there is no door frame, but today is different from the past. A series of events today have made him I was completely terrified, so I lowered my posture and said, "Help me, if you don't help me, I'm really doomed!"

Yan Xiaokai sneered and said: "You can tell me a reason for helping you!"

Ximen Yaoming hurriedly said: "Saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Good people will definitely be rewarded. Is this a good reason?"

"Fart!" Yan Xiaokai said, "I didn't even want to trample an ant to death before, so what reward would I get?"

Ximen Yaoming scratched his head, thought hard, and said with an idea: "Then, for the sake of our relationship with Zheng Peilin for nearly 20 years, can you help me?"

Yan Xiaokai sneered again, "If you don't talk about her, I'm not so angry yet. Once you talk about her, I get angry. Since you grew up with her and belonged to childhood sweethearts, you still Thinking of using such a despicable means to possess her?"

Embarrassment appeared on Ximen Yaoming's face, and he said in embarrassment: "This... I, I drank a little too much last night, and I was lost in my mind. I will apologize to her. I will admit to beating, scolding, or punishing her." It’s over, can you help me? It’s only halfway through this day, and I only have half my life left. If this bad luck continues, I’m really going to die.”

Yan Xiaokai said unwaveringly: "Whether you die or not has nothing to do with me, and if you really die, then it's fine, there will be one less disaster in this world."

Ximen Yaoming was in a hurry, and shouted at the phone: "Your surname is Yan, are you desperate for help?"

Yan Xiaokai frowned, and immediately hung up the phone out of displeasure.