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Avoid the fierce and pungent Zheng Peilin who doesn't grow a blade of grass.

Yan Xiaokai wandered around the Police Academy for more than an hour before returning to the original place by memory.

At this time, that Zheng Peilin would naturally not be standing there stupidly anymore, but he himself was a little stupid.

Because after wandering around, he had no idea what kind of world this was.There are strange things everywhere that don't understand the principle or use, and the clothes of these people are also strange, especially those women's clothes, which are called revealing. It's almost the same as not wearing them. According to Yan Xiaokai His standard of judging people is simply showing his breasts, which is even more exaggerated than the women in the brothel in the past.

It’s okay to wear bold and revealing clothes, and the folk customs here are also so tough that people can’t speak. In broad daylight, under the watchful eyes of everyone, a man and a woman dare to openly hook their shoulders and kiss me. , but when he passed a bench just now, he found a man and a woman sitting there with their arms around each other, kissing like no one else was there, the man even put his hand directly into the woman's clothes, and the woman shamelessly Put it on the man's crotch.

So tough!

Too shameless!

Incredible!

too……

If this was his dynasty, he would have asked that couple to seal a red envelope.He is still a man who has never left the court... No, he is a young man who has not married a wife. It will be bad luck to see other people having sex, and it will be bad luck if he does not ask for a red envelope.

"Xiao Kai, Xiao Kai!"

When Yan Xiaokai was sitting on a bench in a daze, a young man's voice rang out in the distance.

After the man ran to the front, he gasped and said, "Xiao Kai, why are you here? Others said that you were bullied by Lin Weike's grandson, and I was looking for you everywhere! How is it? Are you okay?"

Yan Xiaokai took a closer look at this person, and found that he was only around [-], and his face was unfamiliar, but there was a look of anxiety on his face.

After confirming that he did not know this person, Yan Xiaokai asked hesitantly, "Who is your Excellency?"

The man was stunned for a moment, and then scolded angrily: "Are you okay, kid? You don't even know me?"??

Yan Xiaokai has a headache, although everyone calls him that, but he is really not Yan Xiaokai.

Because this person's concern was not feigned, Yan Xiaokai's attitude also became respectful, and he cupped his hands and said: "I'm sorry, this brother, I really don't recognize your Excellency!"

"Brother? Your Excellency? Are you making a costume film?" The man looked around laughingly, but he didn't find anything like a camera. He turned around and looked at Yan Xiaokai seriously, and found that he didn't look like he was joking. With a look of worry, "Xiao Kai, don't scare me, you really don't know me anymore? Could it be that Lin Weike was really beaten into a fool?"

Yan Xiaokai asked again in a daze: "Who is Lin Weike?"

"It's over, it looks like you've been beaten stupid!" The man said, he took Yan Xiaokai's hand and said, "Quick, follow me to the school doctor's office!"

Yan Xiaokai broke free from his hand, cupped his hands and said: "Brother, please respect yourself, I don't have a habit of breaking sleeves."

"The addiction to broken sleeves?" The man was stunned for a moment, and then he felt sorry for himself, cursing without tears, "You have the addiction to broken sleeves, your whole family has the addiction to broken sleeves, you still come down from Brokeback Mountain of it!"

"Brother, you can eat food indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense about food. I really don't have a habit of cutting off your sleeves. Your Excellency can't easily insult people's reputation!" Yan Xiaokai said seriously, and then asked for advice very humbly: "Dare to ask Brother, where is Brokeback Mountain?"

The man was dumbfounded, but seeing Yan Xiaokai's neurotic appearance, he couldn't bear to scold him, so he had to patiently explain to him.

His name is Bi Yuntao, and he is not only Yan Xiaokai's classmate, but also in the same dormitory, and even in the same village. It's better, because I have a relatively strong body and can fight, so after being admitted to the police academy, not only was I not bullied, but I was also ranked among the top ten masters, because of the tragedy of Yan Xiaokai who was often covered by him. Also relatively less.

Just now, he was playing football on the field, and suddenly heard someone saying that Yan Xiaokai was being bullied by Lin Weike, fearing that he might make a mistake, he rushed to find him.

After Yan Xiaokai listened to Bi Yuntao's narration, he somewhat sympathized with this person, because his weak fellow and best friend had already been thrown into Guala Kingdom by that white tiger woman with a wooden basin.And he didn't think he was sick, so he didn't need to go to the doctor, but then he thought, since this person is from here, and he is also a good friend, wouldn't it just help him understand the things in this world?So he agreed to Bi Yuntao's request and followed him to the school infirmary.

At this time, the school was on vacation, and the doctor didn't know where to go, and there was only one nurse in the infirmary.

The little nurse's surname is Lu, and her first name is Shandian. Most of the boys in the Police Academy call her Lu Sandian.

Because of this name, the little nurse was often teased by others, so her temper was not very good, and she never had a good face towards the boys of the police academy, especially these days when she was in a bad mood, especially when she was in a bad mood. She was supposed to be on duty in the school infirmary at that time, so she was extremely upset.

The door of the infirmary was open, but Bi Yuntao knocked politely.

Lu Shandian looked back indifferently, and then kept watching her TV without turning her head away.

Bi Yuntao was a little annoyed, and knocked on the door a few more times, with a little force and a loud voice.

Lu Shandian was a little impatient, turned her head and looked at the two of them indifferently, and said slowly: "Cold, fever, runny nose, buy medicine for yourself, we don't know how to treat difficult and miscellaneous diseases, terminally ill cancer, please prepare for the funeral, abortion is not allowed .”

Bi Yuntao was stunned when he heard this, he couldn't laugh or cry, "Do you think I can get pregnant?"

Lu Shandian looked at him, and said disdainfully: "How do I know about you, if you are infertile, go to South China Genitourinary Center."

Bi Yuntao was so angry, "I'm so stupid..."

Lu Shandian's tone became serious, "I have to brush my teeth sooner or later for bad breath, and if it doesn't work, go to the dentist."

Bi Yuntao was limp and paralyzed, "I don't have bad breath, and I don't have teeth."

Lu Shandian asked: "Then what's wrong with you?"

Bi Yuntao was completely depressed now, "I can eat and drink, and there is nothing wrong with me!"

Lu Shandian had an understanding expression, "Many people are sick and are unwilling to admit or are too embarrassed to admit it, but I suggest you go to a regular hospital for this kind of illness, the small outpatient clinic is designed to kill you who like to go out and fool around and don't like to take it with you. set of people."

Bi Yuntao responded subconsciously, "I bring it every time."

Lu Shandian looked at him in surprise, "Can you get sick if you take it with you? If you didn't buy the expired product for one yuan and three, it must be something wrong with your character."

Bi Yuntao was furious, "You..."

Lu Shandian said impatiently: "Okay, although I sympathize with your experience and understand your feelings, we really can't cure this."

Bi Yuntao wanted to cry but said without tears: "I'm really not sick!"

Lu Shandian gave him a disgusted look, "If you are sick or not, it doesn't matter what you say, and it doesn't matter what I say. It depends on the doctor."

Bi Yuntao was trapped and couldn't get out, so he blurted out: "What about the doctor, tell him to come out. I really don't believe that you can make me sick even if I am not sick!"

Lu Shandian looked at him contemptuously, "Student, I have to emphasize that I have absolutely no interest in your physique and appearance. So you'd better stop thinking about it. Besides, I reiterate again, we don't want to watch You are sick."

Bi Yuntao is really depressed now. If he can, he really wants to rape this little nurse first and then kill him, and then rape after killing... But as a student of the police academy and a future people's policeman, this kind of thing is just a matter of thought. That's good, no, it should be whether he thinks about it or not, so he can only suppress his temper abruptly, and get down to business: "Forget about whether I'm sick or not, it's not me who sees the doctor, but my buddy. Hit, maybe a little amnesia."

Lu Shandian asked casually, "Where did you get beaten?"

Bi Yuntao couldn't laugh or cry again, "Nurse, if you lose your memory, of course you've been hit on the head, so it's possible that hitting the soles of your feet will also cause you to lose your memory!"

Lu Shandian said disapprovingly: "It's hard to say! A head injury can affect the function of the lower body, and an injury to the lower body can naturally affect the head."

Bi Yuntao was really mad, and said angrily: "Head, his head was hit!"

Lu Shandian glanced at Yan Xiaokai, and asked calmly, "What have you forgotten?"

Bi Yuntao intentionally disgusted the little nurse, "It's strange that he forgot. He remembered how much people owed him, and he forgot all the money he owed to others, and his memory was upside down. He always regarded strange women as his wife. Just now When he entered the door, he said that you look like the unmarried old cousin of his wife's sister's second uncle's daughter, but the most important thing is that he thinks he is an ancient person, and he speaks like a brother, Your Excellency, Next, what, Yigu, give me Moji, you dumb dad."

Yan Xiaokai kept silent, but now he couldn't help crying in his heart, when did I say that?When did I lose my memory?

Lu Shandian just frowned slightly, still calm, showing his extraordinary cultivation and amazing concentration. After listening, he said lazily: "It is probably amnesia, and it is selective amnesia. No, we can't see it here. The gate is over there, please go back!"

Bi Yuntao finally loses his temper, but seeing that the doctor is really not there, this little nurse may have graduated from the Yeji Medical School, so he is going to take Yan Xiaokai to the big hospital.

Yan Xiaokai was somewhat unwilling, "Is this the end?"

Lu Shandian asked cautiously, "Otherwise, what else do you want?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "I have to prescribe some secondary medicine, because next time I think about it, my head hurts badly."

Lu Shandian finally became serious now, looked at Yan Xiaokai carefully, and then said solemnly: "Eat more, drink more water, fight less, gamble less, smoke less, drink less, and drink less. Shake your head, stay out of the night less, think less about what you have and what you don’t have, and your head will naturally stop hurting. Of course, reducing sex appropriately #生活may help you.”

Yan Xiaokai was also completely defeated, exchanged glances with Bi Yuntao, and obediently left the infirmary, this little nurse is really too powerful!

After leaving the infirmary, Bi Yuntao insisted on dragging Yan Xiaokai to a big hospital for examination.

Seeing that nothing he said could change his determination to send him to see a doctor, Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to agree. Anyway, he also wanted to see what kind of world was outside the police academy.