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Walking on the bustling and bustling streets of the big provincial capital.

Yan Xiaokai seemed as if Grandma Liu had entered the Grand View Garden, feeling that a pair of eyes were not enough.

Everything in front of him has completely subverted his previous perception of the world, because everything here is beyond the scope of his comprehension.

All kinds of curiosity and puzzlement made him talk more.

"Dare to ask, brother, what is it that runs so fast on the official road?"

Bi Yuntao looked at what Yan Xiaokai was pointing at, and couldn't help crying and laughing, "What else could that be? A car! And that's not called official road, it's called Malu."

Yan Xiaokai nodded in a daze, and then asked: "Dare to ask brother, what is a car?"

Bi Yuntao said without tears: "A car is a means of transportation that can run fast on the road!"

Yan Xiaokai asked more seriously: "Dare to ask brother, why can this thing run like flying on the road?"

Bi Yuntao said weakly: "Because it has an engine."

Yan Xiaokai asked shamelessly: "Dare to ask brother, what is the engine?"

"The engine, the engine is..." Bi Yuntao was anxious to be asked, and shouted at him: "Why do you come here so much? You have become Xiaoshenyang? You always dare to ask questions, but you dare not ask Is it? I don’t understand, you didn’t like to read historical time travel novels before, why are you full of ancient prose now?”

Yan Xiaokai's expression changed, and he closed his mouth knowingly. In fact, he still wanted to ask, who is Xiaoshenyang?Are you familiar with him?

Bi Yuntao's face was gloomy, but his heart was filled with deep sorrow, because he suspected that his childhood was either beaten up and lost his memory, or he was completely beaten into an idiot, or... well, anyway, his head was smashed up!

After walking for a while, Bi Yuntao couldn't help but turned around and asked, "Xiao Kai, do you really remember nothing?"

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "I don't remember anything!"

Bi Yuntao still did not give up: "Can't remember at all?"

Yan Xiaokai thought about it hard, but his head hurt like it was exploding again, so he shook his head, "I dare not think about it, my head hurts badly when I think about it."

Bi Yuntao sighed faintly, and said helplessly: "Okay, let's go to the hospital to see a doctor first, and talk about other things later."

Haiyuan City People's Hospital is only one stop and two streets away from the Police Academy.

Although there is only such a small distance, along the way, Yan Xiaokai also asked Bi Yuntao many simple and idiotic common sense questions. If this is not his own childhood, with nearly 20 years of love, he really wants to pass this Kick it into the trash can.

But in the process of asking and being asked, Yan Xiaokai finally knew that it is the 21st century, 12 AD, a new era of socialism.The Tang Dynasty has long since collapsed, and more than 1000 years have passed.

When Yan Xiaokai learned about this, he was completely stunned, because he couldn't figure it out, how did he come to the future when he closed his eyes and opened them again?

However, Bi Yuntao figured out what happened to Yan Xiaokai just now, and when he learned that this boy ran into the girls' bathroom, he immediately became sexually interested, "Hey, Xiaokai, why did you go into the girls' bathroom?"

Yan Xiaokai shook his head and said: "I don't know how to go in."

Bi Yuntao said again: "Did that animal Lin Weike force you in?"

Yan Xiaokai asked: "Who is Lin Weike?"

day!

This kid smoked again!

Bi Yuntao stretched out his hand and patted his head, and described patiently: "It's the one whose hair is combed into a character splayed, as if a strip was split from the middle by a thunder, and his face is still covered with red bumps."

Yan Xiaokai was stunned, "Your Excellency is talking about him, I have seen it before, maybe, maybe, maybe, it seems that he forced me in, I don't remember much!"

"This animal!" Bi Yuntao smashed his hands in righteous indignation, and then winked: "Hey, did you see anything in the bathhouse?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "What?"

Bi Yuntao gave him a hard look, "What else can it be, woman! Is there? Is there?"

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "There is one!"

Bi Yuntao regained his energy immediately, his eyes brightened and he asked, "What was that woman doing at that time?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "At that time..."

Bi Yuntao slapped his head and interrupted him: "Hey, look at what I asked, of course I took a bath in the bathhouse, could it be that she was shitting? Then... did that woman wear clothes at the time? Uh, I asked again Nonsense, is it possible to wear clothes in the bath? No one takes a bath in clothes. Hey, just tell me, what is the figure of that woman? Is the skin white? Is the breast big? What does the bottom look like? Like Yui Hatano ? Or like Aoi?"

Yan Xiaokai listened in a daze, the first few sentences were easy to understand, but the last two sentences were completely like listening to a dream, "Brother, that woman is indeed not wearing clothes, but... dare to ask brother, Hatano Yui and Whose daughter is Aoi Sora?"

"Whose family's daughter?" Bi Yuntao burst out laughing, "You kid is pretending to be stupid with me again, you forgot what you said yourself, the Diaoyu Islands belong to China, and Teacher Cang belongs to the world, you still ask Which family are I and the others from? Haha, it's so funny!"

Yan Xiaokai didn't find it so funny, he couldn't even fake a smile, he just looked at him expressionlessly.

Bi Yuntao laughed for a while, no one cooperated, and felt boring, but he still couldn't help asking: "You kid saw him taking a bath, did he beat you?"

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Brother, you don't know, that woman is so barbaric, she hit me on the head with a wooden basin several times!"

Now, Bi Yuntao finally understood that Yan Xiaokai's head was not broken by Lin Weike, but because Lin Weike forced him to peek at other people taking a bath, and then was smashed by the girl he saw all over.

For a while, Bi Yuntao didn't know what to say, because Yan Xiaokai was always so miserable!

With great difficulty, the two finally came to Haiyuan City People's Hospital.

After walking in, Bi Yuntao was in a bit of trouble, because he had never suffered from any illness since he was a child, and he had never been to a major hospital. The most serious thing was that he had a cold when he was in his hometown a few years ago. Bought two packs of pills, didn't even get a butt jab and the shit went away.Now that she entered the big hospital, Linlin had a lot of various departments in front of her, she was a little dizzy just looking at it, let alone leading Yan Xiaokai to take her seat.

Looking at the outpatient hall with people coming and going, Bi Yuntao had a feeling that his eyes were lost, "Xiao Kai, which department and doctor should we go to see?"

Yan Xiaokai was taken aback by the question, you ask me, who should I ask?After thinking for a while, he said: "If you want to see a doctor, I think it's correct to look at the head if you have a headache, and the feet if you have a pain in your feet. It is correct to prescribe the right medicine."

Bi Yuntao suddenly realized, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Yes, why didn't I think of this!"

Yan Xiaokai sweated slightly, and said very sincerely: "Brother Taiwan is good everywhere, but the head is not good!"

Bi Yuntao said with a smile: "Yes, my brain, sometimes I really can't turn the corner... Hey, hey, who is the brain is not working now? Who asked me such and such idiot questions along the way? Yes, Yan Xiaokai, are you kidding me? I treat you like a brother, you can't treat me like a pup!"

Yan Xiaokai looked up, and hurriedly cupped his hands and said: "I don't dare! But there is really nothing wrong with me, there is no need to see a doctor."

Bi Yuntao saw that he was doing this again, and his head hurt again. If he continued like this, he would suffer from some kind of illness if he was really not sick. He quickly pressed his hand and looked up at the departments in front of him, internal medicine, surgery, Pediatrics, gynecology, dermatology, urology, stomatology, traditional Chinese medicine, anorectal, infertility...After watching for a while, I still didn't know which department Yan Xiaokai should see, so he asked again: "Where are you now?" pain?"

Yan Xiaokai said truthfully: "I don't feel any pain now!"

Bi Yuntao thought for a while and said, "Don't you have a headache?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "It hurts when I think about things, but it doesn't hurt when I don't think about it!"

Bi Yuntao said: "Then do you feel pain or not?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Sometimes it hurts, sometimes it doesn't!"

Bi Yuntao: "..."

"Puchi!" A girl next to her couldn't help laughing when she heard the conversation between the two.

When the two turned their heads and saw the girl's face clearly, one of the two brothers was stunned, while the other blushed.

It was Yan Xiaokai who was stunned for a moment, because he didn't expect to bump into that white tiger girl again here.

It was Bi Yuntao who blushed, because he didn't expect to meet the lover of his dreams here.

Yes, this is wearing a black-framed square mirror, delicate and beautiful, with a touch of bookish temperament. The girl who looks very gentle and ladylike is Zheng Peilin. She once fell while chasing and beating Yan Xiaokai in the bathroom. I thought it was nothing. As a result, after returning to the dormitory, I always felt that my buttocks were not strong, and the pain was getting worse and worse. Finally, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I went to the hospital by myself.

When Bi Yuntao saw the lover of his dreams, not only did he blush, his heart beat, and he couldn't even speak, but he still bravely stepped forward, "Zheng, classmate Zheng Peilin, no, I didn't expect to meet you here! "

Yan Xiaokai asked strangely: "Brother, why did you stutter all of a sudden?"

Bi Yuntao turned his head and gave him a hard look, and cursed in a low voice: "Shut up, you're the one who stutters, your whole family stutters!"

Yan Xiaokai, who was sprayed all over his face, was even more strange, why did this fellow stop stuttering suddenly?

As one of the top ten masters in the academy, Zheng Peilin naturally recognized Bi Yuntao. Of course, she also recognized Yan Xiaokai, and gave him a hard look like Bi Yuntao. The anger in her eyes was burning like a fire. If this is not a hospital, then If it weren't for so many people, maybe Miss Zheng would have punched each other immediately.

After a while, she managed to control her anger, and said in a ladylike manner, "Student Bi Yuntao, why are you here?"

Bi Yuntao blushed and said: "I, I will accompany Xiao Kai to see the doctor. He, he fell, smashed his head, and broke it."

Yan Xiaokai frowned after hearing this, and immediately corrected him: "Brother, didn't I tell you just now that my head wasn't broken, it was smashed by someone else. Hey, it's just..."

"Cough!" Zheng Peilin coughed heavily, glared at Yan Xiaokai secretly, and said in a low voice: "Student Yan Xiaokai, you can eat things indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense!"

Bi Yuntao was watching, feeling puzzled, "Uh, what's going on? You two..."

Zheng Peilin quickly cleared things up, "Student Bi Yuntao, don't get me wrong, I have nothing to do with him, uh... If it's a trauma, I suggest you go to the emergency department. I have something to do, so let's go first. 88!"