Hunting for the Southern Song Dynasty

Everyone was in a panic, I hurried to help Wang Feng, Wang Feng pushed me, got up by himself, picked up a stick to hit the horse, but I firmly held him back.

Wang Yuanwai scolded: "You son of a bitch, are you sick? Running from behind it suddenly, isn't it just looking for kicks?"

Wang Feng said: "Sooner or later, I will subdue it!"

Wang Feng said, stroking his back and leaving.

Wang Yuanwai asked with concern: "Is your back okay?"

Wang Feng turned around and said: "You hit me so many times and never asked me, did this horse kick me for a while?"

Wang Yuanwai was even more angry, "You son of a bitch, I really don't know what's good or bad, it's getting worse and worse, you haven't been beaten enough, have you?"

I quickly persuaded: "Don't be angry, he is still a child after all."

Seeing that the children were no longer looking at the horse, but were looking at Wang Feng and Wang Yuanwai, I said to them, "Everyone, go home."

Although everyone was a little bit reluctant, they still obeyed my words.

At night, the big man and others still come to gather.Holding the lanterns, they first looked at the newly bought big green horse for a while, and after discussing it, they all entered the "Education Hall".

After waiting for quite a while, Lin Moyu did not come, and one couldn't hold back: "Mr. Niu, where is Moyu?"

I said, "Who knows, it might be uncomfortable!"

Zhang Dazui said: "Hey, Mr. Niu is really powerful, you know exactly how well this girl is uncomfortable?"

Li Dachui said, "What's wrong?"

Feng Baldzi said: "What do you know? Girls always feel unwell for a few days every month. If you don't believe me, you can ask sir."

The second fool said: "You are wrong, and the same is true for women. I may not be able to understand this kind of problem. After all, I have slept with women before."

Zhang Dazui said: "Mr. Niu, did you mess with Moyu? Did you make her uncomfortable?"

This made me angry, "***, what do you bird people think about every day? Don't think I don't know, which one of you came to class, didn't you all come to see Moyu? If you don’t come, you all look like you’re out of your mind, can’t live without a woman? Give me something to do, okay! Now our Song Dynasty’s safety is in danger, you guys are fine, you’re uncomfortable talking about a girl, is there any end?”

Seeing that everyone was speechless and stunned, I felt a little comfortable in my heart, so I stopped talking, "coughed" twice, and shouted: "Let's go to class! Love will come or not. Even if I don't This disciple!"

Just as they were talking, they saw Mo Yu walking in, and everyone couldn't stop looking at her. The excitement on their faces immediately covered up the disappointment in their previous eyes.

Lin Moyu obviously heard what I said, but she ignored me. Instead, she rolled her eyes at me, threw the book in her hand on the table, and sat down.Obviously everyone has seen her supercilious eyes. I don't look good on my face, but after all, she came to class, and I always feel a little relieved.Things may not be as serious as I thought.

Of course, this supercilious look is somewhat murderous. Does it contain disdain for me, disdain for my inability to do anything to her?I had to calm down and say it again: "Let's go to class!"

"Li Dahammer, recite Grandpa Yue's "Manjianghong" for me."

Li Dachui stood up and said back: "Rage, anger..."

"I'm angry at your mother's head! Feng Bald, you recite it for me!"

Li Dachui was angry for a long time and didn't come out, so I ordered Feng Baldzi, and Feng Baldzi stopped at the "Xiaoxiao Yuxie", so I ordered Erlianzi, who was stunned when he raised his head to the sky and screamed, and I said: "Second stupidzi , what do you want me to say about you, you are usually in a daze, no matter what you don't care about, you will be dazed when you endorse, but today is not bad, it is better than the two of them, at least you are still screaming up to the sky, sit down! Open your mouth, no need I recited it from the beginning, and you continue to recite it for me."

I opened my mouth a few times and couldn't recite it, so I had to say: "Mr. Niu, I can also recite the previous sentence, let me recite it from the head?"

"This is a class, not a market, don't bargain for me!"

"I do not know!"

"What do you know? You will eat and drink with your mouth wide open, you will grin with your mouth wide open, what else can you do besides this?..."

Looking at the big mouth, I couldn't help but think of the big New Year fish back then, so naturally I criticized him more harshly.

A few more stood up, and they didn't recite well. If they were like this, they couldn't blame the disciples entirely. They had to find the reason for me, Mr.

I wanted to save face, so I glanced at the big man. The big man lowered his head and stopped looking at me, but faced each other silently.

I had to look at Lin Moyu. In fact, I wanted to call her several times, but I was worried that she would poke me on the spot, so I didn't dare to take the risk.

I also simply tucked my face into my crotch and said loudly: "Lin Moyu, carry your back."

Lin Moyu stood up and said back:

Man Jianghong

Angry. Leaning on the railing, Xiao Xiaoyu rested.Lift our sight, the sky and shouts, grand, vehement.Thirty fame and dust, eight thousand miles of road, cloud and moon.Don't wait, the boy's head is white, empty and sad!

Jingkang shame is still not snowing; when will the courtiers hate it?Drive a long car to break through the Helan Mountain.Aspirations hungry for Hulu meat, laughed and thirst for Xiongnu blood.Be from scratch, clean up the old mountains and rivers, overturned Que!

When Lin Moyu carried her back, everyone raised their heads, admiring her with various gazes and expressions.Of course, I admire her too - whether she will get back together with me is unknown, but it is still very possible to let go of the past.

"Look at how well Lin Moyu memorizes! Please sit down, Lin Moyu!"

After Lin Moyu sat down, I wanted to reprimand everyone, but I didn't think it was necessary, everything should be done in moderation.Then he comforted everyone and said: "Everyone, don't worry. If you don't know how to recite, you don't have enough effort. I don't care about it. I will teach you a method. Everyone thinks of themselves as Grandpa Yue. Not only have expressions, but also movements. After a few times, it will definitely happen.”

I took a sip of tea, and then said: "Today I will tell you something off topic. This poem has not been widely circulated, and only a few people know it. Some of them said that it was not written by Grandpa Yue, but about a man with a knife and a gun. , how could it be written like this? Let me tell you, it was really written by Yue Fei. Why do I say this, because I am a witness. When I entered the big tent to deliver food to Yue Fei..."

The big man asked: "Brother, no, Mr. Niu, have you delivered food to Yue Fei?"

I said: "The situation is like this. At that time, a food delivery person met me and said, General Niu, Grandpa Yue has not eaten for a day. This is the fifth time I have delivered food. I am afraid that he will not eat. Do you want to go and have a look. I said, okay. Then I brought it over and sent it in. Grandpa Yue was thinking about something while twitching his beard, I didn't dare to disturb him, but put the food on the table. "

Seeing that everyone enjoyed listening to it, I spoke even more vigorously.

"Grandpa Yue was very surprised when he saw me, and said, when did your kid break in. I said, eat quickly, or it will be cold if you don't eat it. Grandpa Yue said, don't worry, I wrote a poem, you help me Take a look. He went to a piece of paper in front of the desk to read. Lian Kanlian nodded and said hello. After reading it, I said, "It's very well written, and it will be passed down through the ages. It’s better to change the wind into a cloud. First, the word Fengyue is easy to misunderstand and misunderstand. Second, I think this cloud image is better, and the clouds in the sky will eventually float away! Grandpa Yue gave me a thumbs up excitedly, "Yizi teacher also "Grandpa Yue began to eat big mouthfuls. Of course, you may not believe me when I say something, but think about it carefully, how can you say something like this if you didn't experience it yourself?"

Zhang Dazui said: "Of course we believe it. Everyone knows this. General Niu is a competent general of Grandpa Yue, both civil and military! And this cloud word is indeed well changed, wonderfully changed!"

"Yes!" Everyone agreed.

Du Li Sledgehammer was silent, I was looking at him, and he suddenly asked solemnly: "General Niu, no, Mr. Niu, I want to ask, in the future, one day, if you die in our village, we will give you an The stele, on the stele, it is written that the master is good, and the general is good!"

Opening his mouth complacently, he said: "You are a deadhead, of course the monument must write 'Great General Niu Delu'!"

I said, "Have you fucking been looking forward to erecting a monument for me?"

Everyone laughed again.

I said: "Everyone should calm down. Look at how powerful Grandpa Yue wrote this poem. When I read this kind of poem, my righteous spirit will rise. I really want to fly straight to the gold thief and kill him." Personally, I turned my back on my back. Well, everyone will recite it with me again, and feel the inspiring power!"

I recited "Manjianghong" with everyone again.

I recounted this poem indiscriminately again, interjecting in a random way, which made everyone very happy to hear it. After I finished speaking, everyone didn’t want to disperse. They opened their mouths and said, “Let’s each tell a story. But there is one thing. , Don’t make up anything, you must tell the real experience.”

Everyone said yes, but let me talk about one first.

The big man said: "You guys are really outrageous. Could it be that my elder brother is going to die of exhaustion? I've been talking for a long time just now, so I should let him rest."

Zhang Dazui said: "Then let me tell you one thing first."

Everyone said ok.

Opening his mouth wide, he said, "My cousin married nine wives!"

Feng Baldzi said: "Wow, nine, doesn't your cousin vomit all night?"

Zhang Dazui squinted at Lin Moyu, and then said: "Who wants to sleep nine a night? My cousin's wives either died or let him divorce. Now this is the ninth one. My cousin married the eighth." My wife is a little girl of fifteen or sixteen years old, and my cousin was very happy that night. But I couldn't get in after tinkering for a long time."

Seeing Lin Moyu get up and leave with his mouth wide open, he took a sip of tea and said, "Stop talking, it's boring if no one listens!"

Li Dahui said: "Why is no one listening? We listened so seriously!"

Feng Baldzi said: "Speak quickly! You can't just tell Lin Moyu! Be careful Mr. Niu punishes you!"

He opened his mouth wide and said, "Where is it? I'm afraid you are not interested in listening."

The second idiot said: "Don't be such a motherfucker, don't talk about us throwing you into the pool to feed you bastards!"