Hunting for the Southern Song Dynasty

He opened his mouth wide and swallowed, looked around and said, "Then I'll continue. My cousin couldn't get in after a long time of fiddling that night. Finally, he went in, which made my cousin very happy. But no After a while, my cousin became weak and wanted to make a comeback, but he didn’t get up that night. The little girl didn’t even have blood. My cousin thought, it might be the little girl, and it will be fine after a few more treatments. But it is like this every day. There is no way, my cousin had to divorce her. "

Feng Tuzi asked, "Is your cousin Wei Yuanwai from Jiaojiazhuang?"

Zhang Dazui said: "Don't worry about it. I'm just saying this, don't take it seriously, you can say it's my cousin, it's also okay to say it's my uncle, maybe it's not necessarily related to all of you here."

Li Dachui said: "Then does your cousin have a wife now?"

Zhang Dazui said: "Of course I have. His wife is not ordinary, not to mention how beautiful she is, and she can play a good pipa. Speaking of her status, she was the only one in the county's "Dream of Red Mansions". Zhenzhen has a big lotus flower tattooed on it, and she claims to come out of the mud without being stained, so she doesn't accept all the customers. And because her surname is He, everyone calls her He Yiduo."

Feng Baldzi said: "Why is your cousin so lucky, why did this flower get stuck in cow dung?"

Zhang Dazui said: "Cough, what is good luck and not good luck, as long as you have money, what can't you do? For this why Yiduo, my cousin went shopping and spent a lot of money."

The big man said: "You have such a close cousin, why do you still dress like this?"

Opened his mouth wide and said, "Who dares to recognize poor relatives?"

The second idiot said: "Don't be his mother, there are so many nonsense, hurry up and talk about it."

Zhang Dazui said: "Don't be in a hurry for a while. Since you are listening, you have to be patient, right? My cousin hugged a beautiful woman. To be honest, before this, which one really didn't let my cousin If there is any big movement, it can be touched at most. That night, when He Yiduo was lying on the bed lively and fragrant, my cousin cried. He Yiduo said, hurry up. I was in a hurry to make a big move, but sniffed her like a dog with my nose, really smelling her from head to toe. Smelling and smelling, my cousin smelled a bad smell, and the smell was getting stronger and stronger. Finally, I expressed Uncle finally confirmed that the stench came from her place."

Li Tiehammer asked: "Which place is it?"

Feng Baldzi said, "Your mouth!"

Li Tiechui finally understood: "I think it's your mouth!"

Everyone laughed.

Zhang Dazui continued: "My cousin suddenly lost interest. It's like this every day. My cousin wants to divorce her, but he can't bear it. After all, it looks like a flower. I look at it pleasingly, and others look at him. There is also light on his face. My cousin is also worried that this He Yiduo will leave sooner or later. What is it called if a husband and wife can't do that? But this He Yiduo can't see any ambiguity, and follows me firmly Cousin. Of course, it’s not unheard of for me that this He Yiduo is also good at being a teacher, especially likes meeting young people privately and teaching various bed skills.”

The second fool asked: "Aren't young people afraid of her smell?"

Feng Tuzi said: "If a man wants to do that, he doesn't care about any taste. I think there must be something wrong with your cousin. If there is a chance, I will definitely meet your cousin!"

The second fool said: "You are such an idiot, it would be strange if you were not kicked out when you went. I think Mr. Niu is almost the same."

My eyes wandered and I said, "I don't dare, I'm afraid her smell will spoil me."

Everyone laughed again.

I just noticed that Lin Moyu came in at some point, just poured tea for me, and then found a place to sit down again.

He opened his mouth wide and said, "Mo Yu, Mr. Niu said you have a taste."

Feng Tuzi said: "Moyu just has a taste, a special taste!"

The second fool said, "Could it be that you have heard of it?"

Everyone laughed again.

I said, "Don't talk nonsense!"

Lin Moyu didn't speak or pay attention to them, but stared at me, and I explained: "I don't mean you!"

Lin Moyu said: "I love whoever is who! I don't bother to listen to what you have to say."

The big man said: "Let me tell you a story too. Although Zhang Dazuo speaks nicely, it's a bit indecent. To put it bluntly, it's vulgar and vulgar."

Opened his mouth wide and curled his lips: "Then listen to your elegant story!"

The big man said: "I have a cousin, who is beyond description. He has both appearance and manners. This kind of man, not to mention women like it, even ordinary people like me want to spend more time with him when we see him." Say a few words. There is nothing to say about talent, not only can you speak well, but you can also play a good set of punches."

Feng Baldzi asked, "How is Mr. Bi Niu?"

The big man said, "It should be about the same."

The second fool said: "If there is a chance, let them compete and see if they are better."

I said, "Don't, I'm afraid of being compared with others. If you compare yourself with others, you should die. If you compare goods, you should throw them away. I don't want to die yet!"

The second idiot said: "Mr. Niu, I'm afraid he's going to be fooled! He's coming, you give him a big shot, and let him get out of here!"

The big man was upset: "What's wrong with my cousin? You've never seen him annoyed like this before."

The second fool said: "As soon as I heard you say it, I knew that I was a jerk, a jerk, and a bad heart. It has always been like this, there is nothing wrong with it!"

I said, "Don't make noise, listen to the big man."

The big man said: "After listening to me, you can say whatever you want. If you scold him like a dog, I will not say a word. I won't take you like this. I just annoy him like this before I say anything!"

Lin Moyu said, "Let's talk big, everyone is listening."

The big man said: "My cousin can't stay at home, he likes to walk around. At first, his parents took care of him, but when they couldn't take care of him, they let him do as he pleases, as long as he doesn't mess around with women."

The second fool interrupted: "That's weird!"

The big man didn't even look at him, and continued: "My cousin is also very courageous. Sometimes he sleeps on the spot when he is sleepy, and he doesn't go to the hotel. He was tired from walking that day, and it was too dark, so he couldn't see anything. When I arrived, my cousin lay down with a rock under his head. While he was in a daze, someone slapped him in the face and shouted, 'Wake up, wake up!'."

Feng Tuzi said: "It must be a female ghost."

"My cousin thought the same way. It couldn't be a female ghost. The woman's voice was very hoarse, it didn't sound like a young woman's voice. My cousin pretended to be angry and said, 'What are you doing?' said the woman , "It's cool outside, go to sleep in my room." My cousin said, "No." The woman said, "No, don't lie at my gate." My cousin said, "I can't see anything , who knows if this is your gate?" The woman said, "Don't pull it down, I went to sleep by myself. You men openly do bad things during the day, and secretly do shameful things at night, really. When you encounter trouble, you are afraid of it!' My cousin said, 'Who is afraid of trouble? Just leave!' The woman said, 'This is still like a hero'."

The big man spoke calmly, and we listened as if we were there. Lin Moyu handed the big man a bowl of tea for him to take a sip.

The big man continued: "The woman took my cousin by the hand and went to a place. I stumbled all the way and didn't know anything. The woman lit a red candle, and my cousin saw her face clearly. It's a little pitiful for such a little vixen, who looks like a monster."

Feng Baldzi swallowed a few mouthfuls of spit.

"My cousin looked around. The room is neatly furnished. There is a painting on the wall. There are bamboos and people in the painting. People seem to be looking at the bamboo but not seeing the bamboo. The bamboo leaves are either splashed like ink or seem to be there. My cousin looked at the person in the painting carefully, and the more he looked at it, the more strange he became, so he asked, "Isn't the person in the painting me?" The woman said, "I'm so surprised, I didn't expect you to be the person in the dream."

Zhang Dazui interjected, "I wish I could meet the man of my dreams!"

"My cousin looked at the painting and signed it as Layman Qingzhu, so he asked, 'Who is Layman Qingzhu? Take a closer look, "Although I am young, I have traveled through thousands of mountains and rivers, but I have not seen such a good painting. Can you give it to me?" When I wake up from a dream, I do things indiscriminately. I can't get into the elegant hall, so I can only enjoy myself in the humble room.'”

Feng Tuzi said: "No matter how good a painting is, it's better to actually hug a woman!"

"My cousin saw a few words written on the other wall, 'The sky and the ground are empty, and the mountains and rivers are turning around and reincarnation'. My cousin asked, 'Aren't these words also written by you? The woman shook her head, "It was a few words written by a crazy person after eating at my house for a few days. I thought it was intriguing, so I hung it on the wall."

I asked: "Could this crazy person be the same person as the person who wrote the poem on the gate of Wang Feng's house?"

The big man said: "In the vast world, there are countless strange people, who knows if they are the same person?"

Zhang Dazui asked: "Does this woman have no parents or brothers in her family?

The big man said: "This woman said that she doesn't like living with her parents and brothers, but likes to be alone, reading, writing, calligraphy and painting, and be a real layman. This woman took out a jar of wine and talked about poetry and painting with my cousin while drinking. He loves to laugh, and when he smiles, he pours out the wine and wets his sleeves."

Zhang Dazui said: "I'm so anxious to talk nonsense, if I want to talk about poetry and paintings, I just went straight to it..."

"The woman deliberately threw her sleeves to my cousin's face, and my cousin was stunned. The woman was drunk and forced my cousin to bed. My cousin couldn't push it, so I made peace with her. Clothes and bed together."

Feng Baldzi said: "It's hypocritical! Your cousin has already been suffocated!"

"Although the woman is in my cousin's arms, my cousin doesn't think anything wrong. Although the woman has been tempted and seduced many times, my cousin is still in her arms. Finally, he gradually fell asleep."

The second fool said: "Damn! As for your cousin, that bird, can you still hug him?"

The big man ignored him, and continued: "I was asleep, and my cousin was woken up by kicks and kicks. My cousin opened his eyes and saw three men standing in front of him, women and children behind him, and an old man A wife! My cousin just found out that he had fallen asleep with his pillow on an altar in a cemetery."

Feng Baldzi said, "I'll just say it's a ghost!"